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Guan Hua sat comfortably on the boss chair, looked at Lv Long who was nodding and bowing, and exhaled a puff of thick smoke contentedly.The cigar is really strong, and I feel a little dizzy after taking a small sip.Good cigarettes are good, thinking that I am not short of money, why don't I also smoke high-end cigarettes for a different taste?While thinking about these questions, Lu Long's two younger brothers returned to the house with the wine bottle and cups in their arms.

"Come, come, Master Guan, take a sip of wine to calm down." Lu Long personally filled the wine glass for Guan Hua and handed it to Guan Hua.

"Thank you, I don't drink. Let's settle the bill." Guan Hua didn't intend to give him this face at all.

"Quick, quick. Go to the accountant and get 15, useless things." Lu Long began to scold his little brother again.The two frightened little brothers, as soon as they entered the room, looked left and right, carefully guarding against the invisible hand, and when they heard that they could go out, they rushed out.

"Stop!" Guan Hua flicked the cigarette ash.Shuai Gui was ready to slap him again, and floated beside Lu Long.The two big men stood there motionless with their backs to Guan Hua, their legs were already trembling. "It's 25." It's easy to ask God to give it away, since you are a scoundrel, don't blame me for asking for prices.Such a big nightclub would not fail to spend 25 yuan.

"25? Cash or check?" Lu Long asked with a smile while covering his face.The regret in my heart, I have nothing to do to provoke such a person!It seems that the rules on the road have to be changed, the soft ones are afraid of the hard ones, the hard ones are afraid of the dead, and the hard ones are afraid of the dead!

"Cash! I'll give you half an hour!"

"You two idiots, why don't you hurry up and ask the accountant to withdraw the money! You have to bring me 25 in cash for loan sharks, no, 30! Go quickly." In order to ease the tense relationship, Lu Long took the initiative to add [-] .

I thought that Guan Hua would give him a good face, but Guan Hua clicked on his laptop with a cigar in his mouth, and began to watch the silent mating scenes on the screen, ignoring his existence.

The handsome ghost also took a break from his busy schedule, standing behind Guan Hua, watching and commenting, commenting on which chick has the most straight figure and which chick has the most elastic buttocks in his impression.Guan Hua was also bored, so he discussed with the handsome ghost if he had nothing to do.

Sitting on the chair where Guan Hua was sitting, looking at Guan Hua who was almost talking to himself, thinking about how terrifying the invisible existence is, he kept silent like a chilling cicada.

"Boss, this is 30." After 10 minutes, the two younger brothers opened the door with a black bag in their arms.

"Master Guan, please count it." Lu Long took the money bag and put it in front of Guan Hua, and took the initiative to unzip it.Guan Hua took the money bag, zipped it up and put it on his back. 30 RMB is indeed not light. "No need. Boss Lu, I advise you, if you do too much unrighteousness, you will kill yourself!"

"Yes, yes, Master Guan taught you that." Lu Long and his two younger brothers personally escorted Guan Hua out of the red hall.Before leaving, Shuai Gui even touched Lu Long's buttocks as a souvenir.

Watching Guan Hua walk away, feeling the cold on his buttocks, Lu Long shivered firmly.

"Boss, we borrowed a usury loan of 12 yuan. If we pay it back tomorrow morning, it will be [-] yuan. It's from Mr. Wu." A younger brother came to Lu Long's ear and reported.

With two slaps, Lu Long slapped the faces of the two younger brothers hard. "This matter is rotten in your stomachs, no one is allowed to talk about it! Go, buy me one - please send a Guan Erye to my office. No, no, no, by the way, those Buddhas and Bodhisattvas also please come back. "

"Yes." The two tragic little brothers bowed their heads and agreed, but saw their boss's wet trouser legs.

Carrying the money on his back, he walked two streets, and Guan Hua suddenly stopped in an empty alley.

The handsome ghost who had been following him also followed in, obediently floating behind Guan Hua.

"Your sister, why don't you know how to run away?" Guan Hua sighed and scolded you for being stupid.

"But boss, where am I going? Where can I go without being found by you? The Red Pavilion is far enough away from our house, so you have come here." The handsome ghost said helplessly, spreading his hands.

"Alas, who is with your family?" Guan Hua interrupted Shuaigui's complaining.

The handsome ghost knelt in the air and clasped his fists: "Boss, you are a merciful and compassionate man. I would like to follow you and be your cow or horse. No matter what you ask me to do, even knock on a widow's door I’ll listen to you in the grave of a dead person, for the sake of not running away and following you all the time, give me a way to survive, big brother.”

The handsome ghost in front of him suddenly made Guan Hua think of Xiaomeng who had been reincarnated.After thinking for a while, Guan Hua took out the phone with a bitter face.

"Hey, big man Qin, what should I do if the mission is completed but the ghost escapes?" Guan Hua asked.

"If the ghost escapes, then the mission cannot be considered complete." Qin Kui replied after thinking for a while.

Guan Hua's eyes rolled: "But what if he paid all the rewards? Besides, I guarantee that that ghost will never seek trouble again!"

"That's it. According to the general quest completion regulations, this result is not accepted in the completion room, but according to the rules of the senior sister, as long as you hand in the money, the quest is considered completed, but as a punishment, you don't have a commission." Qin Kui Scratching his head, he explained.

"Oh, oh, ok, ok." Guan Hua thought again and asked again: "That big man Qin, when will the transfer station give me another ghost brother?"

"You've already left your status as a rookie, what kind of brother do you want?" Qin Kui asked back, suddenly Qin Kui seemed to have caught some small tail, contacted Guan Hua's words, and laughed. "You didn't catch a female ghost and wanted to raise it yourself, did you? Haha, that, you pay the female ghost a contribution of 10 yuan, and as her guarantor, you can accept her as a younger brother."

"What nonsense are you!" Guan Hua almost dropped his phone. "It's a male ghost!"

"Junior brother, you have a really strong taste. The male ghost needs to pay a deposit of 15 yuan. Okay, okay, I understand, I just go through the formalities tomorrow. I still have [-] push-ups and [-] sit-ups that I haven't done, so let's stop talking." Qin Kui hung up the phone decisively.

After installing the mobile phone, Guan Hua looked at the handsome ghost who was kneeling on the ground without moving. "May I have your name?"

The handsome ghost replied expectantly: "Brother, you can call me Lover."

"Nonsense, how can anyone call him this name? A pervert is more or less the same." Guan Hua walked out of the alley with a smile.

"Brother, call me Xiaose from now on. When I meet you, I will be like a new student. Brother, Xiaose is willing to follow you for the rest of my life." Shuai Xiaose knew that Guan Hua had decided to accept him as his younger brother, and flew around him happily. fly away.

It's a pity that the 30 yuan on the back of the mat was placed on the floor, and Guan Hua sighed: "I spent 30 yuan to buy you, little ghost, don't let me down!"

"Brother, please rest assured, Xiao Se will not let you down." Xiao Se soared into the sky, cheering and jumping for joy. Although no one could hear his joy, tonight was a good day for him.

While walking, Guan Hua thought about what Qin Kui said just now. "If you really find a female ghost as your younger brother, what will it feel like to XXOO? Like doing it with air? Or spiritual communication? Is it like masturbation?"

Back home by car, it was already ten o'clock in the evening, Xiao Se was surprised to see the changes in the whole room.

"Boss, your decoration is so unique!" Although Xiao Se didn't know why Guan Hua made the house look like a beauty salon, she still admired the current appearance, which was much better than when he was a ghost before.

"Breast augmentation is my side business." After throwing the money in the refrigerator, Guan Hua opened a bottle of beer and drank it.

Xiao Se looked at Guan Hua in disbelief. "If you beat me to death, I wouldn't believe that you can get breast enlargement, so you just use the guise of breast enlargement to take advantage of girls. Quack, you really followed the right boss, the person in the passage."

"Get out, I'm not as slutty as you. I'm really saving flat-chested women, making them big and proud! Believe it or not, you'll find out tomorrow." Guan Hua took out some food from the refrigerator, I didn't bother to warm it up, so I ate it directly.

"Boss, it's been a long night, why don't we do something?" Xiao Se drifted to Guan Hua's side, and said lewdly.

"Fuck off, I'm not interested in male ghosts!" Guan Hua bit a cold chicken leg and kicked Xiaose the ghost.

"Boss, you miss me so much, I'm very sad. Am I such a ghost? In order to clarify my innocence, Boss, please look, Dangdangdang--look at my nostalgia, look at all kinds of things I have collected for more than 20 years V discs, all kinds of albums, all kinds of photos!" Xiao Se was like a magician, floating in the air in the room, with a wave of his hands, in the corners that ordinary people can't even imagine, there are discs, magazines and photos popping out, Then they all floated in the air.The house is full of spring, and the silver is not good!

"Why are you such a ghost! You are so morally depraved! You really disappointed me! You are, yes, Ai Iijima. Let's watch this first, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Mr. Cang, look up this way This! I wiped it, I want to watch it all, what should I do?" Guan Hua cheered happily among the discs, holding all the collection discs he wanted to see in his arms.

"Boss, from now on, all of these are yours, watch it, watch it to your heart's content!" Xiao Se helped Guan Hua turn on the TV, and put an out-of-print disc of Wu Tenglan's fame into the CD player .

So one person and one ghost sat in a room full of discs and fruit photos, staring at A and making a V until the doorbell rang.Guan Hua just wiped his saliva and set up the tent to open the door.

The smell of alcohol greeted the door, and then a thin body fell into Guan Hua's arms. "Brother Hua, why are you ignoring me? Don't you know how much I miss you? The night I miss you is so lonely and sad!"

Xiao Ruolan pushed Guan Hua, turned around and walked into Guan Hua's room. "Brother Hua, there are so many women in your room? Hey, I know you..." Guan Hua stepped forward and hugged Xiao Ruolan who was on the verge of falling.

Seeing that something was wrong, Xiao Se snapped her fingers, and the room was full of disc photos, and rolled back to a corner where no one would notice.Seeing Guan Hua kicking the door and knocking Xiao Ruolan to the ground, Xiao Se's eyes widened.No way, I'm about to turn into a beast just after being stimulated.

"Why did you drink so much?" The drunk person had no roots on his feet, and his body was extremely heavy. In order to prevent Xiao Ruolan from getting hurt, Guan Hua had no choice but to put her on the ground.

"Brother Hua, I miss you, I miss you, Brother Hua. This is not a dream, Brother Hua." Xiao Ruolan embraced Guan Hua with tears in her eyes, and hugged her tightly. "I miss you so much, I miss you, I miss you..."

"I know, I know." Guan Hua felt Xiao Ruolan's love, his heart was warm, and he couldn't help but tears wet his eyes.Tonight, at a colleague gathering, everyone talked about Guan Hua, and then Xiao Ruolan was very sad, so she drank too much, and found Guan Hua's house according to the address she had memorized long ago.

"Brother Hua—oh——" Xiao Ruolan vomited all over Guan Hua as soon as she raised her head.

"Why don't you come over and help?" Guan Hua helplessly looked at the vomit on his body, and let out a small growl.

Xiao Se rubbed her hands, with an unscrupulous and uncle-like expression on her face. "How to help?"

"Get out." Seeing Xiao Se's perverted expression, Guan Hua immediately realized that he called the wrong ghost.

"Hey, obey." Xiao Se stood at attention and saluted. "Salute to my sister-in-law! If my brother and sister-in-law have something to do, I can go out for a walk for a while, one hour, no, is two hours enough?"

Guan Hua got angry for a while, if this ghost gets angry, he really can't communicate.