This is not how you drive a machine!

Chapter 203 WMC Kyoto Headquarters
"It's hot spring time! Zhou Yun!"

"Zhou Yun! Get up!!"

The two little ones were like two precision-guided rockets. Their GPS locked onto Zhou Yun's bed steadily. With two shouts of "Get up!", the missiles hit the bed accurately, leaving a bump on the jackdaw.

"Eh? Where's Zhou Yun?"

"Hmm~"

The jackdaw rubbed his head and sat up dizzy. He was about to scold the two little ones, but when he heard this, he quickly sat up and suddenly threw back the quilt.

The big raccoon, the medium raccoon, and the small raccoon are all there, even the small raccoon keychain next to the pillow.

The only one missing was Zhou Yun.

"Huh?" Yin Ling was stunned for a few seconds. "Gathering Qi and transforming? Zhou Yun has conquered Black Wind Mountain?"

"Impossible." Feng Ying stood on the bed and flicked Yin Ling's head. "If it gathers energy and transforms into a form, there will be shadows and wind."

She pointed to the bed and said confidently, "This is an invisibility spell!"

"Invisible, you big-headed ghost! Yinling, didn't you even notice you stepped on me?"

Zhou Yun lifted Yin Ling off his body and onto the bed, then sat up unsteadily from the ground.

"I dreamed I was hit by a car. Why am I sleeping on the ground?"

Hearing this, the jackdaw quickly picked up the big raccoon and buried his head in it.

It's over.

Last night was the first day Zhou Yun officially agreed to let her squeeze in. Because she was too excited, her sleeping position was accidentally a little bold.

Zhou Yun rubbed his sore neck twice, and after he sobered up a little, he turned his head speechlessly to look at Jackdaw.

That's right.

I was indeed hit by a car last night.

"Jackdaw!"

The jackdaw immediately buried its head deep in the raccoon doll like an ostrich, not daring to look up.

"Hurry up and wash up, let's go to the hot spring together."

Zhou Yun stood up by the bed and looked at the two children: "You two should go too. Feng Ying, don't you know there's a vegetable leaf at the corner of your mouth?"

By the time all three mecha girls had gone to wreak havoc in the laundry room, Zhou Yun was lying on the bed and snoring.

"This big raccoon is so comfortable to cuddle with."

Just dig a hole in the back and stuff the jackdaw in and hug it together.

But before he could sleep any longer, two water-soaked precision-guided missiles were launched back again.

"Zhou Yun! Zhou Yun! I'm done washing, and I've called Mr. Fool!"

"Well, he said he's not in, so get up!"

"..."

Starting from the Lightyear Project base, I took two subways and two buses.

Zhou Yun arrived at the WMC Xiaguo headquarters exhausted and arrived at the square in front of the building exhausted.

Why are there so many people in Kyoto?

If it weren't for the two little ones clearing the way, it would be impossible to get on or off the bus or subway.

But taking a taxi is not an option either.

The morning rush hour in Kyoto is as congested as a steel wool dropped into a sewer. The navigation software is filled with dense red, which means it’s all cars!

If it were a stock investor in Xia Country, he would be overjoyed to see this red, but Zhou Yun knew that if he didn't take the subway, it would be time to get off work by the time he soaked in the hot springs and sunbathed.

"Whoo~"

After inhaling excessive amounts of CO2, he now just wants to breathe more fresh air.

At this moment, even ordinary air made him feel like he was breathing out the oxygen supplied by the ICU: "It feels so good."

"Wow~"

Looking at the towering building in front of her, Yinling exclaimed in sincere amazement.

"Wow~"

Feng Ying also expressed extreme amazement.

Jackdaw also exclaimed: "Wow, although it looks exactly the same, why is it smaller than the one in Jingyun City?"

"This building is 45 years old. The central ventilation system was rebuilt two years ago. It's almost a historical relic. It's normal that it's smaller than your newly built WMC."

A mecha girl wearing a cat-ear maid outfit appeared beside Zhou Yun at some point.

"Hello, traveler. I'm May Rose, the receptionist at the WMC Xiaguo headquarters."

"Please follow me into the WMC building."

Zhou Yun looked at the smiling mecha girl again and again, and suddenly felt happy both physically and mentally.

This service attitude is much better than the mecha girls who come to Jingyun City to sell contracts!
"The first floor is the showroom and the area for purchasing mecha contracts. This is where the history of the WMC Xiaguo headquarters is recorded. The second floor is the service area for mecha girls and drivers."

Holding onto the handrail, May Rose asked, "What kind of service would you like from a mecha girl?"

"Is it for maintenance or overhaul of the machine? Is it a contract issue? Or is it for the annual inspection and insurance payment?"

"We're here to soak in the Reiatsu hot springs."

"So you're here to take a bath?" May Rose looked excited. Wow, a big customer!
He brought three mecha girls with him at once. He is a big customer among big customers. You know, the spiritual pressure hot spring can only be settled with track points.

If this deal is successful, how much track points commission can she get?
"Please follow me to the sixth floor via the elevator. We not only have private baths, but we also offer massage services."

May Rose walked towards the elevator with Zhou Yun, excitedly stretching out her hand and introducing the supporting services one finger at a time.

The more Zhou Yun listened, the more strange his expression became.

Is there no other way to describe bathhouse services if we don't use the term "one-stop service"?
Can you be a little bit innovative?
Even a dragon will feel bloated if it eats too much, right?

"Enjoy the Reiatsu sauna and live a smooth life..."

After the elevator stopped on the sixth floor, May Rose brought Zhou Yun and the others to a bar counter and said with a smile, "Kaka, a big client! You want a one-stop service at the Reiatsu Hot Springs."

Kaka at the front desk said with a smile while operating the computer, "Okay, contractor, please tell me your name and I will register you right away."

"My name is Zhou Yun."

"Mr. Zhou Yun, right? I'm just...what?"

After hearing the name, their faces changed instantly.

"Again, again, Zhou Yun again?"

"Hurry, sound the alarm, call the high priest!"

Following Kaka's exclamation, the surrounding mecha girls immediately took action. Qiangwei quickly pulled Zhou Yun aside and asked nervously, "Are you really Zhou Yun?"

"???"

Zhou Yun blinked. What happened?
"I, am I?"

Rose asked nervously, "Should you be?"

"Shouldn't I still be Zhou Yun? No..."

Zhou Yun looked at the mecha girls around him who were acting in unison and on high alert, and he also became a little nervous.

"Should I be Zhou Yun?"

"You should be... right?"

After saying this, Qiangwei quickly shook her head.

Ah! This guy has completely lost his logic.

"How do you prove you are?"

Zhou Yun thought about it, then pulled the jackdaw over and placed it in front of Qiangwei.

"Look carefully, this is a Jackdaw, and the machine girl can't fake it."

Qiangwei shook her head: "The Jackdaw formed a spiritual contract, we don't have any record of it! You, try another method."

"Then what should I do..."

Zhou Yun thought about this and laughed: "I have my ID card here, you can just take a look and it will be over. Why do you want me to prove that I am me?"

Yes, ID card.

Qiangwei quickly took Zhou Yun's ID card, glanced at the ID number on it, and then glanced at the two little ones beside him. "I'll go check it out right away. Please follow me."

After saying that, she grabbed Zhou Yun's hand and brought the three girls to the bathroom.

Looking at the clean white tiles and enclosed environment in the toilet, Zhou Yun asked in confusion, "What on earth are you going to do?"

"Yeah, yeah! If you embarrass Zhou Yun again, we'll go crazy!"

Yin Ling was like Ip Man possessed, and she adopted a Wing Chun hand-slashing stance: "If you don't let me soak in the hot spring, I'll beat ten of you!"

Seeing this, the jackdaw spread out his hands and assumed the classic attacking posture of a raccoon.

Feng Ying looked around and turned on the faucet in the sink.

The atmosphere suddenly became tense.

"Sorry, please wait a moment." After saying that, Qiangwei took Zhou Yun's ID card, ran out in a hurry, and locked the toilet door.

Zhou Yun touched the door and carefully analyzed the current situation.

After a while, his brain gave him the answer.

The opponent is a mecha girl, so I can’t analyze it.

"Damn! What's going on?"

Zhou Yun scratched his head, thought for a few seconds, and made a decision.

"Just five minutes. If the other party doesn't give an explanation in five minutes, Yinling, Fengying, it's your turn!"

"understand!"

After the Silver Bell Lion roared, it entered the preparation stage for the precision-guided missile.

Feng Ying stood on the sink and cast a layer of magic on the missile. Just when the two little ones' skin armor was thirsty, a sound of unlocking was heard.

Then, an unfamiliar female voice was heard.

"I'm very sorry, Mr. Zhou Yun, it was our mistake. Please come out."

"It's a trap!" Yin Ling said cautiously, "It's definitely a trap!"

"That's right, as long as the door is opened, something bad will definitely happen!"

Jackdaw pulled Zhou Yun behind him and said, "Zhou Yun, if anything goes wrong later, you first..."

Zhou Yun cut the Jackdaw behind him and touched the door handle, thinking that the person on the other side must be dead.

You can't just do it when there's no work to do!

"What's this all about?"

He pushed the door open, his breathing suddenly stopped and his eyes burned.

There is really something going on on the other side.

I saw dozens of mecha girls wearing cat-ear maid outfits, standing on both sides of the toilet, and above the maids, they were holding a huge banner.

【Welcome Jingyun hero to WMC Xiaguo headquarters】

Looking at these smiling mecha maids, Zhou Yun suddenly became distracted.

Although it doesn't quite fit his XP, it's a good reward!
"Snapped!"

Accompanied by a loud explosion, countless ribbons suddenly fell from above his head.

The maids and the girls smiled and said in unison, "Welcome hero Jingyun!"

A mecha girl with silver-white hair stood in front of Zhou Yun and said with a smile, "Hello, I am the High Priestess Zhongyan Rococo. Mr. Zhou Yun, please..."

Before she could finish, Yin Ling and Feng Ying rushed up and threw her to the ground.

"You want to start a war, right? I want to fight ten of them!"

"Do you think this little trap can fool two of us great immortals? How ridiculous!"

"Take my Jiutian Leiting double kick!"

……

……

"I'm so sorry, Mr. Zhou Yun, there are so many people who have deceived people under your name."

Rococo, with dark circles under her eyes, said with a tone that was both helpless and sad: "We receive more than 500 emails in your name every day!"

“More than 500!”

At this point, her tone was no longer restrained.

"Oh my God!"

"These emails are either asking for rare talent engravings, custom repair parts, or mecha contracts."

"We paid it at first, but the more we looked at it, the more it seemed wrong. After checking, we found out it was all a scam! The WMC system even issued a warning!"

"But there's nothing we can do. We can't attack 'Jingyun Hero'. We can only delete it, but we can't delete it all!"

She said speechlessly: "You know I have to clean up more than 500 spam emails about 'Zhou Yun' every day. Kaka is exhausted..."

Listening to the sound of Rococo's collapse, Zhou Yun touched his nose.

500 emails per day.

Why does this number sound so familiar?
He seemed to, maybe, possibly, probably, have done it?
No wonder Chiyue's front desk sent him a message, saying he was finally free...

"I didn't expect the title 'Jingyun Hero' could be this way."

"Hey, Mr. Zhou Yun, our robot girls will definitely remember what you did for them, so as long as you ask, as long as it's not particularly important or violates the rules, we will do our best to satisfy you."

"You can also understand this as a privilege. Didn't anyone inform you?"

Zhou Yun shook his head.

He saved three cars of mecha girls that night, but no one told him that he would have any "privileges".

He himself didn't expect that the reward would be so big.

"That's what happened. That night..."

Listening to Rococo's story, Zhou Yun understood why WMC gave him so much.

On the night when Lei Ming organized the plane transport, all the WMCs in Cainan Province were alarmed.

If a criminal organization wants to transport the robot girl across the border, in order to intercept it, they must deploy border troops and suppress it with heavy firepower.

Time waits for no one, and the senior officials of Cainan Province directly asked the WMC for a "permit to open fire".

WMC is actually very helpless. Every time things develop to this point, there will always be casualties on the mecha girls' side.

No matter how powerful the mounted police force is or how serious the collision is, it is difficult to endanger the life of the mecha girl.

Although the mecha girl is afraid of collision, she is actually very resistant to collisions inside.

But opening fire is a different matter. During a war confrontation, it is difficult to accurately strike criminals without hurting the mecha girl.

Therefore, every time the permission to open fire is granted, the mecha girl side has to bear a series of "death lists" by default.

But there is no way, time waits for no one.

That night, the End and the Puppet agreed to open fire, but unexpectedly...

Zhou Yun, alone on horseback, stopped it all!
She looked at Zhou Yun, her face slightly red, and she couldn't help but feel moved.

At first, she was disgusted by Zhou Yun who came to ask for things every day, but she didn't expect that Zhou Yun didn't even know about this matter...

In this day and age, there are still contractors with such a classical chivalrous spirit.

After doing good deeds, the person ran away!

You can’t even find it!

Even the thank-you gift from WMC was forced upon me. Was it a Jin Yong novel?

"Really, really, over 200 mecha girls, Mr. Zhou Yun, we are really grateful to you."

Having said this, Rococo had regained her composure. She gracefully handed Zhou Yun a cup of tea and said with a smile, "Please don't worry too much and enjoy it with peace of mind."

After saying that, she couldn't help but complain in her heart.

Muppet, you bastard!
How could the underwear of over two hundred mecha girls be considered a huge reward?

what is this?
What about the maid outfit?

Where are the cat ears?

(End of this chapter)