This is not how you drive a machine!
Chapter 215 The Competition Begins
Chapter 215 The Competition Begins
"..."
Zhou Yun blinked his eyes, his brain instantly filled with an excessive amount of information, and he subconsciously took the underwear handed to him by Thor.
Jiang Xiyue held Qingluan's legs and stood frozen at the door, looking at Zhou Yun, her hand still trying to open the door, like a sculpture.
Could the WMC rumors be true? Was Zhou Yun really collecting the machine girl's underwear?
Do you still have this hobby?
Zhou Yun looked down at the soft, tender fabric in his hands, and suddenly felt that the air was rushing towards a strange direction at a high speed.
Sure enough, the operation of things is mutual...
Could it be that I am the abnormal one?
"Zhou Yun, is this okay?"
Thor lowered his hands, almost pinching a hole in the corner of his clothes, and asked in a tone that was neither cold nor bland, neither salty nor sweet, neither light nor heavy, neither left nor right.
Can I? Can I? Can I...
Zhou Yun raised his head and glanced at Jiang Xiyue who was standing stiffly at the door. He blinked, then looked down at the tenderness and softness in his hands, and suddenly realized a problem.
Why should I take it?
Isn't this completely unclear?
"Ahem, Xiyue, this matter..."
"I see, Zhou Yun, it turns out that the machine girl's underwear can't satisfy you at all!" Lei Shen followed Zhou Yun's gaze and looked at Jiang Xiyue: "Do you want her underwear?"
"Please wait."
The whole room suddenly darkened, and only a green light flashed by. The Thunder God appeared behind Jiang Xiyue in an instant, and the two little ones exclaimed in surprise.
"Appeared!"
"Flying Thunder God Technique!"
"So fast!" "So handsome!" "A divine move! I can't even see the hand seals!" "Coach, I want to learn too!" "Master, are you still accepting disciples?"
There were twinkling lights in both of their eyes and expressions of admiration on their faces.
Thor, my God!
Even the Jackdaw had an O-shape on his face, and the little raccoon was shocked!
"Ah?"
By the time Jiang Xiyue reacted, she felt a chill in her lower body and her shorts were torn to the ground.
She looked back and saw that Zhou Yun had a triangle of cloth with an orange pattern and another triangle with a black kitten pattern in his hand.
Zhou Yun lowered his head and looked at the soft and smooth thing in his hand. He didn't expect Qingluan to come over too, and he was suddenly shocked.
Sure enough, different species have different smells.
One smelled faintly of motor oil, the other…
No!
He looked at Jiang Xiyue and his head buzzed.
It's completely over now!
……
More than two hours later.
Jiang Xiyue's eyes were red and she growled with gritted teeth.
Fortunately, it hasn’t been discontinued!
To be honest, if she hadn't suddenly had some inspiration just now, she would definitely not have been able to finish coding today.
"call."
Seeing the clock on the wall pointing to midnight, she finished writing the last word, uploaded today's chapter, and turned to look at Zhou Yun.
Damn Zhou Yun, Sister Qingluan still doesn’t know what’s gone!
"Zhou Yun."
Zhou Yun touched his nose a little embarrassedly.
"Ah."
After sorting out the reality, Jiang Xiyue didn't know how to face this matter, although the sweatshirt she was wearing was oversized and could barely cover it by pulling it down a little.
But according to the plots of the novels she had read, this situation should generally be...
Thinking of this, she blushed.
Death is a small matter, but losing one's chastity is a big matter!
Zhou Yun, Thunder God, draw your sword! If I don't spill blood and stain my green shirt today, I've lived this five-foot-tall body in vain!
But things have light brakes and heavy brakes, and people have gears and clutches... ahem, anyway, let's talk about this later.
"Don't tell anyone about this, especially don't tell my dad!"
"Ah."
Zhou Yun covered his head and lowered his head.
He really didn't expect that the worldview of mecha girls would be so weird.
Because of the existence of body armor, mecha girls have no concept of shame based on "clothing". Their concept of shame is based on the "vessel of the heart".
In other words, clothes are not important to them at all.
Different mecha girls have different cognitive differences. Some mecha girls have a deep understanding of human society, know the importance of clothes, and think they are very important.
Some people just know it but never think deeply about it, and always subconsciously think that clothes are not important.
Some people simply don't understand why humans need to be wrapped in cloth...
But generally speaking, they all adapted to local customs, wore good clothes, and integrated into human society.
"People have different perceptions, mecha girls have different perceptions, and people and mecha girls have different perceptions..."
Zhou Yun turned his head and looked at Yin Ling who was sliding her panties up and down Feng Ying's legs, practicing the Flying Thunder God Technique, and sighed in his heart.
He really didn't expect that Thor, who looked mature, steady, silent and reliable, actually had a lack of knowledge in this area.
No wonder this pervert can take it for granted that he wants to catch perverts!
Thor knelt aside, his head lowered, his face slightly flushed, and his two restless little hands waving back and forth.
It's over. It's over.
Zhou Yun wouldn't disagree with the contract training because of this incident, right?
"Zhou Yun, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I just want to contract training with a racer I recognize. My skills are special, and if I don't have enough strength, it will cause big problems..."
Lei Shen lowered his head, feeling anxious as the sisters from the united tribes gave her an ultimatum.
If she couldn't find a driver contract, she would be assigned to sign a contractor after the Lightyear Project was completed. She had finally found a suitable one and didn't want to wait any longer.
Zhou Yun smiled bitterly and said, "The contract is easy to deal with. Just go through the normal process. Next time, don't do something like the underwear incident. Don't believe every rumor."
Jackdaw also agreed: "Yes, so there are no more than 200 pairs of underwear hanging on the ceiling of the Yunyi team's conference hall!"
"..."
After thinking for a moment, Zhou Yun smiled and asked, "So, do you want a personal contract or a club contract?"
Thor raised his head, his eyes lit up: "Personally... but I need to conduct several tests first, I'm afraid..."
"I understand. The contract between mecha girls and humans is a matter of mutual recognition. You can decide the time and venue, but I'm afraid I don't have time before the second stage."
Thor nodded, stood up, and turned to leave with brisk steps: "I understand, I'll arrange it right away."
After walking a few steps, she turned around and bowed to Zhou Yun to apologize: "I'm sorry."
Then she bowed to Jiang Xiyue again: "I'm really sorry, I will compensate you for the pants as soon as possible."
After Thor left the room, Zhou Yun breathed a sigh of relief, then looked at the two large boxes beside him and laughed.
"Xiyue, our exclusive prints have arrived."
Jiang Xiyue's sleepiness suddenly disappeared. She squatted down and flipped through the instructions of the stamp set. Zhou Yun also flipped through the function introduction of the Jackdaw exclusive stamp.
As he watched, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.
"Xiyue, I've come up with a tactic that can completely counter Ye Qing's tire grinding..."
……
As the race enters its final two days, the racers from the Lightyear Project have begun more intense training.
There is no time to rest!
"The critical braking point for Turn 15 should be a little further forward. Drive with all your might! Why are you so hesitant? If nothing else, let your driver take control!"
"Didn't I tell you yesterday that you should postpone your skill timing, otherwise there will be a gap!"
"The effect of the stamp set has indeed been greatly enhanced. Instructor, I think a different method of coordination would be better."
“But there’s no time to verify…”
Time is running out.
Are you familiar with the track?
Is your strategy clear?
Can you go any faster?
For the drivers participating in the competition, every minute and every second from now until the start of the race should be used for training.
All of them will be turned into results on the track and recorded on the huge display screen above the training ground.
【Daily training accumulation score】
[First place: Asamiya Athena, my goddess group: 72 points]
Second place: Clouds Above the Moon team: 64 points
[Third Place: Beat up the one at the door...]
"Hu~hu..."
Amidst flying sparks, Jiang Xiyue did a beautiful tailspin and stopped in front of Zhou Yun.
"Zhou Yun, you're amazing! Your idea is right. Prints are indeed the lubricant between the drift flow and the talent engraving system! This kind of drift can actually be created!"
The scissor doors on both sides of Qingluan slashed open. Jiang Xiyue threw the helmet to Zhou Yun, took it from Lanyang, gulped down a few mouthfuls, and said, "But getting used to the new equipment..."
"The training score dropped so low that the original super-score strategy couldn't do it."
Zhou Yun tilted his head, looked at the 8-point difference on the big screen, and smiled.
After the interview, Athena... Han Yu's group's training stopped for two days, and then it skyrocketed to the present. There is no doubt that they have made a breakthrough in the basic driving skills.
The opponent has made a breakthrough... and they need to work harder.
Thinking of this, Zhou Yun's expression changed.
Jiang Wuyang, what are you doing walking around the corridor in the early morning?
Your daughter came out of my room with bare legs, what does that have to do with me? It made me sleepless and delayed half a day.
Thinking of this, he always felt that the wording was a little wrong, but...
"It's okay, the gap is not that big, just get it back on the court."
"Are you imagining things again?" Jiang Xiyue looked at Zhou Yun's expression and complained speechlessly.
"Oh my, my dad is such a jerk! He insisted on saying that the rooms were made of hollow bricks and had poor sound insulation, and that it would be better to talk about it after the game. He also said that the supply management department had special supplies... Ugh, this is so annoying!"
"Zhou Yun, do you think he's been a widower for so many years that he's pent up? His mind is full of these things?"
"Do you think I should find him another one?"
Zhou Yun bit his lip, not knowing how to respond for a moment.
Since that night, Jiang Xiyue seemed to have been unsealed by Thor, and she always spoke directly what she thought.
Is it because the most shameful thing has already happened, so he has shed his reserve and turned into an invincible person, becoming fearless?
After listening to a lot of inner thoughts, he found that Xiyue's thinking was to choose between purity and fire... But this is not bad, she is becoming more and more like a team member.
"You're right! Manager Ye also thinks you're on the right track. Instead of waiting for them to be consumed, it's better to kill them early on."
Jiang Xiyue put Lan Yang down and said with a smile, "That drift just now was so enjoyable. I was afraid I'd lose control... Oh, I have to get the plastic bag quickly. Sister Qingluan is going to vomit again!"
Looking at Jiang Xiyue's impetuous background, Zhou Yun's mouth curled up.
The core of the early burst killing flow is the supporting cycle of four main talents.
[Double-Edged Sword] provides a very high early-game attribute boost, which decreases rapidly with mileage. [Cold Core] The lower the synchronization rate, the stronger the engine efficiency, speed, and skill power. It loses its effect after entering the third skill.
[Bloodline Contract] Every point of speed bonus and skill power will be converted into a percentage attribute enhancement, and every point of attribute enhancement will be converted into a speed and skill power enhancement.
[Jackdaw Feather] breaks the upper limit of speed and increases the cooling system efficiency by 0.3 times for 3 minutes.
I'm here, so I don't need to worry about [Jackdaw Feather] at all. As for the other three...
In the past, drifting would significantly reduce the performance of these three talent imprints. The double-edged sword was completely unable to judge mileage and became ineffective.
And now.
The past was before and the present is now.
Want to grind my tires? Wait till you see the taillights of a jackdaw.
"Jackdaw, the break is over. Let's go for another lap. I want to test my limits."
The Jackdaw stood up excitedly: "Yeah!"
At around 2 p.m., Ye Qing frowned slightly as he watched the "Above the Moon Combination" score suddenly soar on the big screen.
Who is Asamiya Athena?
Han Yu, why did you choose this name?
"Zhou Yun has made a breakthrough, Uncle Jiang. I think he should have seen clearly what we want to do and probably has a countermeasure."
"Uncle Jiang? What's wrong with you?"
"Uncle Jiang?"
"I think of Xiyue's mother." Jiang Wuyang said with a slight smile: "She always gets very nervous before every competition, and little Xiyue often sneaks into the team at this time."
"Ha, Xiyue's mother has a single-threaded brain and can't even allocate her attention."
Hearing Uncle Jiang talking about some unknown past events, Ye Qing took a deep breath, not knowing what expression to use.
"Xiyue's mother, I heard she was a top-tier racer in Cainan Province before the start of the S-League, and later became a mounted police officer."
Jiang Wuyang raised his head and sighed, "Yes, without her, the ragtag team of Huanyu's small processing plant group back then wouldn't have become the Dianyun Racing Team it is today. The millennium era was truly a golden age."
Ye Qing lowered his head and remained silent.
"What's with that expression on your face? I was just saying it casually. It's already over."
Jiang Wuyang patted Ye Qing's shoulder and smiled freely in his heart.
I've already used the fait accompli strategy to find new members for the team! You're just playing with my leftovers, okay? The Dianyun team is still pissed at me!
Zhou Yun, you kid!
Dead!
"You're right." Jiang Wuyang spread out the track map. "Zhou Yun has only one way of thinking on the track."
"Seize all advantages and make your opponents despair!"
"Bi Chen's Mecha Girl Fifteen is a late-game burst type. Even with the help of Drift, Han Yu's Liuhua still relies on the third skill..."
"Two powerful mecha girls in the late game, what advantages do you think Zhou Yun will have?"
Ye Qing was stunned and lowered his head in thought. Looking at his pensive face, Jiang Wuyang smiled.
That’s the end of the tip.
National champion, haha, still need to learn more.
"I'm going to take care of other things, please do as you please."
Ye Qing nodded, looked at the 14-kilometer track that looked like a machine gun, and picked up the pen involuntarily.
Early stage...explosive kill?
……
"The voting has ended. Driver Han Yu unexpectedly surpassed the other popular drivers and came in third."
"Congratulations to Jiang Xiyue for winning the second place in the most popular driver ranking."
"Does it even need to be said that I'm number one?"
"It's him!"
"It's him!"
"it's him!"
Ning Yuan excitedly said to everyone in the live broadcast room: "Our hero, Xiao Na Zhou Yun, ahem, has watched too much drifting, and his mouth has drifted too."
"According to an interview with the Lightyear Project's director, this tournament's ratings are expected to hit a yearly high, approaching the S-League national tournament."
"No wonder, because this time..."
“It will be the first time that two groups of drifters will compete on the track!”
Ning Yuan smiled and said, "Need I say more about what this means? Drifting flow, invincible!"
"I wonder if the Death Star player can repeat his performance of dominating the entire field in the third Jingyun City race, facing the drift style he created..."
Before he could finish his words, a light appeared in front of his screen, followed by a long piece of passionate music.
Afterwards, the Lightyear Project's logo was released.
"The warm-up session before the Light Year Project live competition has arrived!"
After the logo, the screen went black again and a line of text appeared.
[Lightyear Project, a place where racing drivers’ dreams come true]
Then the screen went black again.
Just when everyone was guessing what kind of god-level opening the Lightyear Project would release, a voice rang out.
"Wang!"
Huh? A dog barking?
"Wang!"
"Awooo...Woof!"
With the sound of barking, a Shiba Inu that looked like it was not in a good mental state appeared on the screen with drooling.
Opposite the Shiba Inu is a racing driver wearing a racing suit with the number 17 on his body and a very serious expression.
The director's voice rang out in the background.
"Lightyear Project, a place where racing drivers' dreams come true."
"Driver No. 17, haven't you always wanted to challenge the big yellow dog at the door? The Lightyear Project will give you the chance."
"Fulfill your dream, young man!"
Ning Yuan almost vomited out his breakfast. Has the director learned to do things on his own?
"I……"
Before No. 17 could finish speaking, the director had already let go of Dahuang's rope.
"Oh my god!"
Driver No. 17 was immediately frightened and started running along the Light Year Project Base, with Da Huang chasing him relentlessly.
"The director is not a human being..."
As he ran, scenes of the Lightyear Project Base unfolded before the audience one by one.
Youth, it makes your blood boil.
Then, No. 17 ran to the drivers' training grounds, passing every driver and driver who was training, resting, eating, browsing their phones, or modifying parts...
Everyone's face was filled with enthusiasm and anticipation, looking forward to the upcoming competition.
[Over the past three weeks, every driver has achieved phased growth within the Lightyear Project...]
Then, the picture slowly drifted away, floating towards the sky, and suddenly the entire racing city was in sight.
Then, the camera headed north and rushed towards the Great Wall.
【Now, it's time to test them! 】
……
"This is an interesting beginning."
Jiang Wuyang sat in the seat of the person in charge of the Lightyear Project, watching the content playing on the big screen, and smiled so hard that crow's feet appeared.
This director is very creative.
"With sufficient ratings guaranteed, the investors must be relieved."
After waiting for a year or two, when this group of drivers become famous in the S-series, the Lightyear Project model will be recognized by the racing world.
Maybe this model will spread everywhere.
Jiang Wuyang looked up at the sky and said thoughtfully, "Aran, it would be great if you could see all this."
Unfortunately, that person is gone and will never come back.
Then he glanced around and saw a familiar figure in the audience, and put away his longing.
He grabbed the thermos and held it high.
"Shuozi, how are you?"
Chen Shuo was sitting in the audience in the distance. When he saw Jiang Wuyang raise his glass, he responded with a smile.
"Wuyang, how are you?"
A toast to nothing is worth a thousand words.
The director's camera captured this scene very well, which can be regarded as the Lightyear Project's tribute to the Light Cycle.
Look at these two founders, how harmonious they are!
No wonder the Light Wheel is such a big industry!
Chen Shuo put down the cup with a smile, looked down at the racers who were getting ready, and felt relieved when he thought about the text message he had just received.
"I'm sorry, Xiyue."
"The Death Star who invented a new way of running? I wonder how you can win under these circumstances."
He then completely deleted the text messages and contacts from his address book.
"The inspection is over."
"After the race inspection is completed, all drivers are prohibited from changing talent markings or modifying components without permission. Violators will be disqualified..."
Listening to the broadcast in front of the track, Ye Qing stood in front of the maintenance room, looking in the direction of Zhou Yun and Jiang Xiyue.
"Early stage burst kill flow? Indeed, with the catapult start, early stage burst kills may really be able to kill everything."
"But we also have an early-game sniper flow."
……
On the other side, Zhou Yun and Jiang Xiyue were stunned looking at the empty warehouse.
Where are my tires?
Where are my brake pads?
Where's my tire warming blanket?
No. Where is my stadium inventory?
(End of this chapter)
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