This is not how you drive a machine!

Chapter 22 Why did he make the girl vomit?

On the way up the mountain, Manager Ye was driving while thinking about Zhou Yun.

Last night, his boss Yue Lin introduced Zhou Yun's deeds to him.

He came from a poor family and worked in a car repair shop. He modified a daily car by himself and competed with Jiang Wuyang, a driver, and beat Jiang Wuyang in four turns.

When he heard this, he cursed back.

Yue Lin, have you read too many novels?
How can you believe such an outrageous thing?
Let’s not talk about whether the grocery cart can outrun the robot girl, just think about it, would a guy like Jiang Wuyang challenge a small mechanic to a fight?
"Rebirth of the Car God: The Domineering Robot Girl Falls in Love with Me"?

Then Yue Lin sent him a video of the Xiaoyunshan Racing Circuit, which immediately shattered his three views.

He couldn't help but think of the classic remarks on the Internet.

When you think reality is outrageous enough...reality is often even more outrageous.

This kid is capable and courageous!
Having said that, he was still very worried.

There are only more than 20 days left before the S race. For a driver who has no experience in driving a mecha, it is difficult to complete a full race in such a short time, even if he trains day and night.

Not to mention getting grades.

It depends on his first test drive to see how good he is.

"Zhou Yun, you're replacing driver number one. Do you need me to explain the division of driver positions?"

"No, I know."

Zhou Yun nodded, recalling the racing information of this world in his mind.

Unlike the two drivers in the previous life, there are three drivers in this world.

Driver No. 1 is responsible for giving his all to win the championship.

Driver No. 2 is the wingman, helping driver No. 1 win the race.

Driver No. 3 is the support position, commonly known as the gate position, responsible for slowing down the speed of other teams and assisting teammates.

“As a newcomer, it will be very stressful to play such an important role in your first competition.”

"No, I'm not stressed, don't worry."

"Keep up the good attitude."

……

About half an hour later, when Zhou Yun nodded drowsily, the car finally arrived at the Xiaoyunshan Circuit.

Today's racetrack is much busier than yesterday, with drivers, engineers, technicians, and track cleaners all busy on the track.

Arriving at the track, Manager Ye opened his notebook, connected to the track telemetry system, and then told Zhou Yun some precautions for debugging the machine.

Just as Zhou Yun was listening attentively, a purple-blue luxury sports car stopped in front of the two of them.

A burly man over 1.9 meters tall wearing a racing suit got out of the car, and the sports car was folded up into a mecha girl, who looked at Zhou Yun curiously from the side.

"This is the team's No. 2 driver, Fang Wei," Manager Ye introduced.

The burly man took off his helmet and walked in front of Zhou Yun. His huge figure seemed very oppressive.

He looked Zhou Yun over with a scrutinizing gaze and said in a somewhat rude tone, "Are you the new number one driver in the team?"

"It's me." Zhou Yun nodded.

"I heard that you were just a car mechanic before?"

"Yes."

"I heard you've never piloted a mecha for a single day?"

Zhou Yun smiled in his heart, is this a way to intimidate him?
Do you think he's a newcomer to the team, holding an important position despite having no experience, and you want to bully him?

He had already prepared himself mentally.

Whether it's gambling on cars or fighting, he can accompany you.

"Aren't we here to test drive today?"

After hearing this, Fang Wei took another step forward, almost face to face with Zhou Yun.

However, just when Zhou Yun thought a conflict was about to break out, Fang Wei smiled and patted Zhou Yun on the shoulder: "My idol!"

"???"

"Using a grocery cart, you beat Jiang Shen through four turns! You're truly amazing!" Fang Wei patted Zhou Yun on the shoulder. "If Manager Ye hadn't shown me the video, I wouldn't have believed it!"

Zhou Yun scratched his head and said casually, "Actually, it was all caused by drinking too much."

"Haha, then Lao Wang and I will definitely force you to drink a few bottles tomorrow!" Fang Wei laughed a few times, then shouted, "Lao Wang! What are you doing? Come out and meet the new No. 1!"

"coming!"

After a while, another tall and thin man in a racing suit came out carrying a big bag.

"I'm going to get my racing suit ready," he said as he walked. "Hello, I'm driver number 3, Wang Yuan. Come try it on and see if it fits you."

Fang Wei was annoyed that Lao Wang was taking too long, so he grabbed the racing suit and stuffed it into Zhou Yun's hand: "Hurry up and put it on. This thing is fireproof and cutproof. It can save your life if something happens."

"Old Fang, how can you talk like that?" Wang Yuan looked at Zhou Yun and said, "Hurry up and change."

……

"Yinling, wait a minute..." Feng Ying narrowed his eyes and looked at Yinling with a smile.

"Hehehe~ Don't worry, I guarantee he'll be so scared his legs will go limp for three days!" Yin Ling's eyes gleamed, revealing what she considered an 'evil' smile: "By the way, let's measure the volume of his stomach!"

"I just want to come up and give the newbie a warning!" Feng Ying clenched her fists and said viciously, "Then blackmail him!"

"That's right! If you don't buy us milk tea, we won't cooperate!" Yin Ling also agreed: "Let the newbies know what it means to respect their elders!"

Feng Ying nodded and said, "I've got the camera ready. If he vomits later, we'll film him from every angle!"

"Good idea!" Yin Ling nodded vigorously, then said in a self-proclaimed 'cunning' tone: "Newbie, you don't want the news of your vomiting to be known online..."

A silver bell-like laughter came from the wind.

After changing into his racing suit, Zhou Yun couldn't wait to stand on the track.

"Silver Bell, unfold!"

"Ok!"

Yin Ling and Feng Ying looked at each other, both revealing an expression of "the plan is in place".

They couldn't wait to see Zhou Yun leaning against the wall and vomiting all over the floor!
With a full mood to cause trouble, she began to unfold the car body.

Standing on the track, the bell on her neck shook, and a crisp ring echoed on the track.

Then she jumped into the air, leaned back, and slid in the air like a fish. During the sliding, the skin armor on her body exploded inch by inch and danced in the air.

The bell transformed into an engine in mid-air, and the mechanical structure of the racing car stretched out from under the engine like a lobster turning over.

After a while, a silver-white sports car appeared on the track, and the scissor doors on both sides slowly opened.

Sitting in the driver's seat, Zhou Yun looked at Yin Ling who was kneeling in front of him and gripped the joystick tightly.

Through the neural link, he could clearly feel Yinling's emotions. She was ready to go and extremely anxious.

"Don't worry, we'll set off right away."

Through the Heart Contract, Zhou Yun adjusted some of the silver bell's settings, then gently placed his hand on the gear lever next to the silver bell.

"set off!"

……

"What do you think it will be like?" Fang Wei looked at the direction where Zhou Yun disappeared, turned his head and looked at Wang Yuan and asked.

"How would I know? This is a powerful man who can surpass Jiang Shen." Wang Yuan thought for a moment, then asked, "Manager Ye, what do you think?"

"No matter how powerful this guy is, he's still considered 'human.'" Manager Ye stared at the telemetry data on the computer screen and said coldly, "Anyone who's human won't be able to pass the mental link test."

"Yeah, I was so scared that I couldn't recover for a week. I couldn't even pee properly." Fang Wei said with a big laugh.

"My adaptation period is even longer than yours." Wang Yuan said with a smile: "Manager Ye is right. Although this kid is strong, he is still a human being and still needs to start from scratch."

Novice pilots will have an adaptation period that can be as short as two or three days or as long as several weeks.

The problem lies in the spiritual connection.

The spiritual link will allow the spirit of the mecha girl and the human to merge into one, achieving a state of unity between man and car and maximizing controllability.

But correspondingly, people also bear greater pressure, and every inch of the girl's feeling on the track will be accurately reflected in the human brain.

The feeling of being on the verge of losing control as the tires spin at high speed, the weightlessness of the car body escaping gravity while cornering, the fear of facing the track fence directly, the suffocating feeling of the air pressing down on me...

Even the most determined person can be driven crazy by these extreme sensory stimulations.

Humans are living beings. They are afraid of death, they feel fear, they collapse under pressure, and they instinctively want to escape.

No matter how talented Zhou Yun is, he can't avoid these.

To this end, Manager Ye had already prepared the necessary safety measures.

It's too late, but it's soon.

The Yinling car driven by Zhou Yun was shaking on the track as if it had drunk fake wine. The body of the car began to drift and the power was slowly weakening.

He quickly stood up and said to the staff, "Quick! Prepare a vomit bag for him. People who use the camera for the first time usually vomit..."

"Wait, why did he make the machine girl vomit?"

　Sorry, this chapter is half an hour late because something came up.

　　The update time remains unchanged, one chapter at 6pm and one chapter at 8pm. Next time I will notify everyone in advance.

　　
　
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