This is not how you drive a machine!

Chapter 27 True Devil's Smile

Jiang Xiyue turned her head to look at the poster and her face turned red.

Although she had seen it many times, she still felt that this photo made her look stupid.

It’s so embarrassing to be so big... Bird, please go away and stop pooping on it!

"I wear……"

She wanted to say that this dress was designed for her by the fashion brand personally and she particularly liked wearing it.

But then I thought, huh, why should I explain all this?

"My father said to me, 'You look down on my driving skills, saying you can drive a grocery cart faster than me? I want us to have a competition.'"

If someone else said this to her, she would not only have no reaction, but would even want to give the other person a thumbs up.

But these words came from Jiang Wuyang's mouth, and the spirit of unwillingness to admit defeat in her heart suddenly rose up.

She really wanted to see what level of driver this father praised.

Seeing Zhou Yun remain silent, Jiang Xiyue thought for a moment and said, "The competition isn't for nothing. You can put forward some conditions..."

A bottle of yogurt was handed to Jiang Xiyue.

"Hold this bottle of yogurt and stand here. I'm going to... cough." Zhou Yun coughed. "I'm going to look for my robot mother. Where is my robot mother?"

Jiang Xiyue took the yogurt obediently and asked: "Is your robot missing?"

Zhou Yun looked a little depressed: "Yeah, I just tested my skills yesterday, and they couldn't stand it. Am I that scary?"

"Your skills?" Jiang Xiyue became curious: "What kind of skills?"

"It's just a simple speed increase."

During the conversation, Zhou Yun heard the voices of Feng Ying and Yin Ling and turned his head to look.

Manager Ye was seen holding Feng Ying in his left hand and Yinling's bell in his right hand, dragging Yinling to the end of the track.

"I don't want to! I don't want to go to training! We need to go to practice Taoism!"

"Manager Ye! Zhou Yun is a demon! I'm done with you!"

Listening to the voice of the robot girl, Jiang Xiyue became more and more curious. What kind of skills could force the robot girl to be like this?

Zhou Yun picked up a big bag of yogurt and went forward.

"These two left me a note early this morning, saying they were going to a Taoist temple to practice Taoism, and would come back to beat you up when they became immortals."

Manager Ye put down the phone, took out a piece of paper from his trouser pocket, and handed it to Zhou Yun with a smile: "Read it yourself."

Zhou Yun spread out the note and looked at the crooked words and pinyin characters on it, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Zhou Yun is too scary. Let's discuss it. We'll go to Kunlun to cultivate the Dao, and Baobao Xiong will come with us. After we become immortals, we'll come back and kill him!

"You even know about Kunlun Mountain, hahaha." Zhou Yun laughed so hard that his face became numb.

"What are you laughing at? Wait until we become immortals and come back, and you'll be in big trouble!"

"That's right, Manager Ye, you've delayed our Dao, Dao Fruit! You've blocked our opportunity, yes, our chance!"

Manager Ye's face twitched. "They went to ask the security guard at the door where Kunlun Mountain was, and they were immediately arrested. You can handle it."

Zhou Yun came in front of the two mecha girls, scaring them so much that they both took a step back.

"Hmph! We won't train with you anymore!"

"That's right, I won't listen to anything you say this time!"

Zhou Yun grinned: "Really?"

After saying that, he put down the big bag he was carrying and kicked it open. The seventy or eighty bottles of yogurt inside all rolled out:

"Whoever runs a lap with me first will get the yogurt. Whoever runs better will get more yogurt..."

"You, do you think these tricks of yours will work?" Feng Ying raised her little fist: "Yin Ling and I won't be fooled!"

Yin Ling looked at the yogurt rolling on the ground, her eyes sparkling. She stretched out her hand but immediately retracted it: "I, I and Feng Yingyi..."

Zhou Yun squatted down, looked at Yin Ling, and said temptingly, "If you run away with me, you can take all of these, but Feng Ying won't get any. Don't you want to see her jealous and furious expression?"

Yinling smacked her lips and began to fantasize in her mind: "Really?"

Zhou Yun smiled and nodded: "Of course it's true, Yinling, come with me, we don't have to bother with Feng Ying." Feng Ying immediately got angry: "Why? I want one too!"

The smile on Zhou Yun's face became even more intense.

From then on, Yinling and Fengying knew for the first time what the 'true devil's smile' was.

……

Today, Zhou Yun first found an engineer, adjusted Yinling's module, and then started training on the track.

Watching Zhou Yun slowly finish a lap, Manager Ye took out his computer, took a look at the data, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Amazing talent.

It worked after just one click yesterday, and the result was much better than expected.

It seems that we can test the mecha girl’s skills today.

Immediately afterwards, Zhou Yun drove Feng Ying and completed the second lap.

This lap surprised Manager Ye a little. The lap speed increased by 13% compared with the previous lap. Zhou Yun's driving skills became more and more bold.

He gradually formed a premonition in his mind.

Zhou Yun will definitely get good results in the registration competition. After all, data doesn't lie.

Yue Lin did not make a mistake this time and signed a natural racing driver.

On the other side, Jiang Xiyue couldn't help rubbing her eyes.

She looked at Zhou Yun's slow driving speed and wondered if her father had mistaken him.

"Miss Xiyue, could you please sign an autograph for us?"

Jiang Xiyue turned around and saw Fang Wei and Wang Yuan holding her poster, looking at her with anticipation.

"Okay."

She took the signature with one hand and smiled, then looked at the yogurt in the other hand, feeling a little confused.

Zhou Yun asked her to take it, but didn't say when she should get it.

She squatted down, put the poster on the ground, quickly signed her name, and held the yogurt, feeling a little overwhelmed.

His hands were a little sore. When would he be able to finish running?

At this moment, Ling Yu came over and whispered in her ear: "I just saw that Zhao Wen also came here."

Jiang Xiyue's face suddenly turned ugly.

……

"Help! The engine is going to explode!"

The feeling of the wind that penetrates the world pressing into the body was very uncomfortable, and Yinling felt like a balloon being blown up.

In order to avoid exploding, I can only force myself to constantly break the speed limit.

"Is it that uncomfortable?" Zhou Yun's eyes were fixed on the track. He said quickly, "Hold on a little longer. As long as you can hold on, I'll buy you an extra cup of milk tea."

Hearing this, Yinling gritted her teeth, tried her best to squeeze out all her horsepower, and continued to climb towards the speed limit.

"Believe me, hold on for three seconds. This time, brake a little later, just a little."

"Later?"

"Of course, don't you think you are much stronger than Feng Ying now?"

Zhou Yun watched the synchronization rate continue to rise. Yin Ling's innate skills also gradually lit up. He repeated, "Trust me."

Hearing Zhou Yun's words, Yin Ling suppressed the fear in her heart and silently counted the seconds.

At this moment, Zhou Yun saw the synchronization rate exceeded 25%, and Yinling's talent skills also lit up.

　PS: [Small Theater]

　　Yin Ling: Hehehe, I'm a Taoist! Wow, Zhou Yun, why are you still here? No, you're fake, you're definitely fake!

　　Feng Ying: The great way is boundless, I cut off all emotions and desires, I am no longer the same person I used to be. What did you say, pudding milk tea?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)