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Chapter 49 I'm going to start washing

Chapter 49 I'm going to start washing

The game time came to the 12th minute. Under the pressure of Chu Yuxuan's narrow-mindedness, the bottom lane tower was finally destroyed. The two switched lanes to the middle lane to continue pushing the tower.

Uzi is accustomed to getting too excited when he has an advantage. If he sees that the opponent dares to kill the soldiers and is unwilling to accept it, he will want to go up and take the lead.

As a result, he ran into Chu Yuxuan again.
"Run, puppy!"

"No, I can do it."

Uzi, who activated his ultimate skill, rolled on the ground twice and was completely dead after just two seconds of operation.

Lin Ruo, who returned to the city late, exclaimed that it was terrible.

I haven't even started yet, why did you start?

As a result, the haters on the barrage began to feel dissatisfied again.

[Don't worry about teamfights, Uzi will give himself away if he has the advantage.]

[Wei is definitely targeting Uzi intentionally. How disgusting! She chases and kills people just because they're easy to kill.]

[Don't lock it, Uzi's head is about to be smashed. ]

[Don't panic, wait until Uzi has three pieces of equipment and the opponent will win. ]

"Honestly, this Chu Yuxuan is really disgusting. Has she ever used her ultimate on other lanes?" Uzi, unable to hold back, began to complain mercilessly.

"Warning, warning."

Lin Ruo recited Rambo's lines and quickly started moving his mouth to cool things down, "Hold on, little dog, the haters are smelling something and are about to start a new trend."

"I'm going to push as hard as I can this time. What can I do about it?" Uzi said stubbornly as usual.

Yes, it was full, a big one.

If you had used your flash earlier, I might have been able to put up a lantern to catch you.

Lin Ruo was complaining in his heart, and he inserted a real eye into the river through the wall to fish, and the stupid Niu Niu quickly took the bait.

"If you want to win the game, you still have to rely on me."

He swung the chain and was about to hit the target steadily, but unexpectedly the stupid cow not only turned back to look at the moon and dodged, but also rang the bell a few times to taunt him.

Lin Ruo turned on the scan and found the fake eye under his feet.

Pretending to cough, Lin Ruo defended himself, "Let the cow go. It's not that I don't want to hook it, but this cow is too kind. It has worked hard to farm and serve the people for most of its life, and in the end it is hooked and eaten. It's too cruel. As a kind person, I can't do that."

Less than twenty seconds after he finished speaking, he cooperated with his teammates to push the tower in the middle lane and cast the hook again, successfully hooking the Minotaur and winning the team battle with a zero-for-two exchange.

Lin Ruo, who had achieved victory, changed his expression faster than turning the pages of a book: "No, I'm giving you a stupid cow face, right? Why are you moving so pretentiously? I said a few kind words to you and you're so arrogant."

I can’t handle the barrage at all.

The atmosphere of collective siege on Uzi changed slightly.

[How can this expression be so easily controlled?]

[How come the streamer is even tougher than Uzi? If you're new, practice more. I'm not asking you to practice your mouth.]

[Blow with your mouth when you have an advantage, and wash with your mouth when you are against the wind. ]

[This wave, this wave is to help Uzi draw fire. Okay, on behalf of the entire GSL, I acknowledge that you are a true fan. ]

"I won't hook this dog's head either. Dogs are humans' most loyal friends and understand human nature. They can't be hooked."

Lin Ruo made a mistake in hooking in the top lane and cleared himself in minutes.

I read all the comments and asked questions.

"It's not my fault for not using the hook this time. My teammate with the advantage has explosive damage. Using the hook would have helped me get the kill." "One person died in this wave. I couldn't use the hook when I was at a disadvantage. Even if I did, I wouldn't have been able to win."

After a series of operations, if there was any mistake, Lin Ruo would activate all-round, three-dimensional defense without blind spots.

Uzi's figure gradually disappeared from Kuroko's narrow vision.

They were all looking for faults and mistakes to see how Lin Ruo could clear himself.

Uzi, who had lost his protagonist's halo, no longer blushed and was no longer angry. He chose to turn down the volume of his headphones.

He had never seen anyone who was so good at talking dirty. He felt uncomfortable if he was idle for even a second.

At 21 minutes, Thresh flashed in the middle lane, predicted the position of Corki's W, and used his hook to start a team fight, resulting in a big victory of zero for three, and the red team took advantage of the situation to take down the big dragon.

Lin Ruo's mouth curled up wildly, the arc even harder to suppress than AK. "See? I can make countless mistakes, but the opponent can only make one. This wave, this wave is called showing weakness. Now there are no haters who really think I'm a bad Thresh player, right? In fact, all the mistakes before were preparations for this."

"Playing games requires using your brain. I'm just like that. I can't help it. After all, I'm the one who reads the Spring and Autumn Annals."

[Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. This anchor is really talented. How come every sentence he says makes me laugh?]

[Are the dirty words you can wash out of your mouth inexhaustible? ]

If only your rants were as good as your team's performance... Sorry, wrong channel.

[I'm a little jealous of the anchor's cauliflower. What should I do? 】

[Host, please say one more thing. If you don't, I'll feel uncomfortable all over.]

[Why are you still playing a profession? Retire as soon as possible and become a streamer. Don't waste your talent.]

"Heizi, hold your breath, I'm going to start the operation."

In the 27th minute of the game, the red team pushed up the high ground.

Lin Ruo originally wanted to show off the accuracy of his skills, but he hooked it too early, causing it to become disconnected and break apart on the spot.

The situation instantly became four against five, and the disadvantaged blue team began to fight back.

Lin Ruo licked the corner of his mouth and thought to himself that this was not good. This mistake was too obvious to be washed away.

Looking at Wayne's panicked figure rolling on the ground, Lin Ruo's eyes lit up.

Uzi, I've been sharing the firepower for you for the entire round, so it's okay for you to share it for me for these few seconds.

Taking a deep breath, Lin Ruo opened his mouth and began to cast spells quickly without any pre-swing, acting like a war correspondent:
Thresh died first, and the situation was very bad. Uzi activated his stealth skill and rolled backwards. The stupid Tauren tried to use his flash combo to eat up the little fat guy in one bite, but the mercenary Prince interrupted with his EQ combo. Uzi rolled out of the damage range and prepared to retreat, but Kassadin came up. Uzi didn't want to be a coward, so he went up and dealt damage. Uzi planned to chase the policewoman, but damn, the policewoman's arms were too long and Uzi was numb from being pulled. With half health, Uzi changed his target, trying to pick on the weak one to deal with Corki, but it turned out that he was the weak one. Corki turned around and sat on Uzi with his W."

"Uzi's in trouble! Uzi didn't give up his flash! But it doesn't matter. Uzi's death was meaningful. He successfully put pressure on his teammates and inspired Kassadin to carry in desperate situations. Kassadin accidentally killed them all. The game is over, and we are the champions!"

"Um, sorry for the interruption, I thought it was the S-League finals."

Lin Ruo, who almost suffocated to death, took a long breath and finally said.

The screen was filled with question marks, and the show was an absolute blast.

"No, brother, what do you mean?" After exiting the game, Uzi blushed when he came to his senses, and couldn't help but think of catching the traitor again.

It felt like Lin Ruo's commentary just now was targeting him from beginning to end.

Lin Ruo sighed and said with deep regret: "My idol, I thought you could do it, so I couldn't help but want to explain it to you...but who knew you..."

Uzi was silent for a long time, speechless. He bit his fingers and touched his ears, which were almost deafened by the noise. "Forget it, brother, I'm getting off the plane. Let's meet again another day after I buy some noise-canceling headphones."

After playing a game, Lin Ruo's loud voice almost cost him his life.

(End of this chapter)

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