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Chapter 92 Sakata Gintoki: Brother-in-law, I am your brother-in-law
Chapter 92 Sakata Gintoki: Brother-in-law, I am your brother-in-law
Longhu Mountain, the back mountain.
Lu Linglong looked at Sakata Gintoki in front of her, and now she wished she could punch this shameful thing to death.
Ever since this bastard was asked "Are you pretending?" by Feng Baobao, he didn't even dare to fart in front of the other party the whole way. He looked as cowardly as he could be. She was so angry that she immediately found an excuse to separate from Feng Baobao and the others after arriving here.
The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. She couldn't help but curse:
"Sakata Gintoki, I really shouldn't have asked you to come over. Aren't you usually very talkative in the group chat? You throw around 18+ words like balls and prostate. Why are you acting like a mouse meeting a cat after seeing Feng Baobao?"
Sakata Gintoki flattered: "Sister Linglong, you don't understand this. I, Gin-san, usually don't quarrel with women, let alone those brainless crazy women. This will only make Gin-san look very uncool."
"Just tell me, have you ever seen Gin-san and I quarrel with you girls in the group since you joined? Gin-san can tell you loudly, no."
"But Gin-san promises you now that if it were a man, Gin-san would definitely blow both of his heads off."
Lu Linglong snorted coldly, "You'd better keep your word, otherwise I'll blow your head off first."
When Zhi Jinhua looked at Lu Linglong in front of her, she suddenly felt a sense of unfamiliarity with her good sister. The previous Lu Linglong was sweet, cute, and a little naive.
Look at Lu Linglong now, with her hands on her hips and cursing loudly, she looks like a tough and domineering lady.
She was very curious about what she had experienced since joining the chat group that caused such a big change in her personality.
At this moment, Lu Linglong's number one fan, Canglong, appeared in front of Lu Linglong with a gust of wind.
"Goddess Linglong, long time no see. You are becoming more and more beautiful. When will you organize a gathering for us strange people next time?"
"Just tell me a time, and I'll take care of the rest. I promise to make it a beautiful one."
"I'm on horseback!"
Sakata Gintoki looked at the other person's flattering face, the veins on his forehead bulged, he clenched his fists, and without saying a word, he hit the other person's head.
After beating the other person down, he kicked him hard with his feet and cursed:
"Fatty, you're not allowed to call me goddess Linglong, ah!"
"How can you, with your fat pig-like face, have the nerve to name yourself a protagonist like Canglong?"
"Gin-san is going to beat you into a fat maggot right now. From now on, you'll just crawl on the ground like a maggot."
Sakata Gintoki stopped only after the opponent was beaten to the point of breathing in more than out. "Tui, don't let Gin-san see you getting close to Linglong from now on. Otherwise, I'll beat you up every time I see you."
Su Xiaoqi glanced at Canglong, who was nearly beaten to death on the ground, then turned to look at Lu Linglong and said, "From what that fat guy said, you are now very familiar with this group of strange people?"
Lu Linglong smiled and said, "I just want to get to know them and see which of them I can manipulate to get some points for myself, hehe."
As soon as she finished speaking, a man's voice came from the distance, "Hey, Linglong girl, it's really lively here."
"Oh my god, why are there so many annoying flies?"
However, when Sakata Gintoki turned around with a dark face and saw who was coming, he instantly put on a smile, waved his hand and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, here, here."
Su Xiaoqi, Lu Linglong and the others beside them all twitched their lips when they heard this. This guy really dared to say that in front of Feng Shayan.
Feng Xingtong looked at the man in front of him who had the same white curly hair as himself and asked, "Excuse me, who are you?"
Sakata Gintoki pulled Feng Xingtong aside, hooked his arm around her shoulders, and whispered, "I'm your sister's future man, call me brother-in-law."
Feng Xingtong looked at the other person in disbelief and said, "Is this true? Why haven't I heard my sister mention you before?"
"Hey, how could your sister tell you about playing adult games with Gin-san? She even pretends not to know me in front of outsiders, but you just have to remember that I am your brother-in-law."
"Is that so? I still don't quite believe it."
On the other side, Feng Shayan looked at her brother and the white-haired man acting suspiciously and asked, "Linglong, who is that white-haired man?"
Lu Linglong smiled awkwardly and said, "He's my friend, but he's a little off-key most of the time. Just ignore him."
Feng Shayan nodded, and after glancing at Su Xiaoqi and the others, she said, "Are the people next to you also here to participate in the Luotian Grand Ceremony?"
Lu Linglong smiled and said, "Yes, but I want to say hello to you in advance. The first place in this Luotian Grand Ceremony will be mine."
"You?" Feng Shayan looked at Lu Linglong for a few times, sneered, and said, "Then you should do your best."
"Xingtong, let's go, it's time to go register."
"I'm here, sister." Feng Xingtong responded, and then whispered to Sakata Gintoki: "Brother-in-law, I'm leaving first. My sister has a strong temper, so you have to be more careful in the future."
Sakata Gintoki patted the other's shoulder and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, this is what your brother-in-law is best at. Remember to say a few good words for your brother-in-law to your sister." "Okay, brother-in-law, see you at the game."
Su Xiaoqi looked at the beaming Sakata Gintoki and jokingly asked, "What, have you dealt with your brother-in-law?"
Sakata Gintoki said with a smug look on his face: "Xiaoqi, you sleep alone tonight. Gin-san, I am going to experience the adult world."
At this time, Tokisaki Kurumi smiled and said, "Ala, if Darling needs a pillow, I can provide myself to you for free."
Zhu Zhuqing sneered, "Do you think he feels more comfortable hugging me or you, Kuang San?"
The smile on Tokisaki Kurumi's face froze instantly. After glancing at Zhu Zhuqing, Lu Linglong, and Zhi Jinhua, she muttered softly, "What's so great about you big-breasted freaks?"
Lu Linglong looked at everyone and said, "Everyone, it's almost time. Let's go and register."
What surprised Su Xiaoqi was that this time the Luotian Grand Ceremony did not use a paper lottery method, but instead changed to a random lottery method using an electronic screen.
"Are you surprised?" Lu Linglong smiled at Su Xiaoqi's surprised expression and explained in a low voice:
"Because of this bug, my great-grandfather discussed it with the old Heavenly Master and slightly changed the rules of the competition. This will prevent those who are stronger from encountering you too early."
"Of course, we won't meet in the preliminaries. In the elimination rounds, you and I will be automatically divided into the upper and lower halves. As for the others, it's up to luck."
"I only told my great-grandfather and Hua'er about you guys, but my great-grandfather should tell the old Taoist priest."
Su Xiaoqi looked at Lu Linglong with a strange expression, "You guys are really shady."
The subsequent preliminary draw turned out just as Lu Linglong said. All the people they drew were guys who had no names in the original novel.
Even famous people like Zhang Chulan, Feng Baobao, Zhang Lingyu, Zhuge Qing, Wang Ye and others drew some small roles.
However, I don’t know if it was intentional by Lu Jin and the old Taoist priest, but Su Xiaoqi was scheduled to be the second to appear tomorrow, and the first person to appear before him was Zhang Chulan.
"Linglong, if Zhang Chulan acts like she does in the original novel tomorrow, all you have to do is read the lines written in my script. I guarantee you'll be the prettiest girl in the room."
Hearing this, Lu Linglong felt a little excited and a little embarrassed. She blushed and said, "Everything else is fine, but can you please not say that last sentence?"
"This isn't Alabasta. Everyone knows me. I'm afraid I won't be able to face anyone after I tell them."
Su Xiaoqi looked at the other party earnestly and said, "Linglong, think about Nami. How many points did she get after she added the vest of the captain of the Yorozuya Pirates?"
"What's face compared to points? And I don't think there's anything shameful about that statement. It's just as classic as the ones your idol said."
"You may feel a little ashamed now, but when you really say it, you will feel great, just like we did in Alabasta."
"If you really can't save face, then I can only let Hua'er speak. If she becomes famous, all the points will be counted on me."
"what?"
Zhi Jinhua was stunned when she heard this, and then shook her head frantically. She had already read the script and would never say that even if she was beaten to death. She didn't need points.
Tokisaki Kurumi looked at Zhu Zhuqing curiously and said, "Do you know what that sentence is?"
Zhu Zhuqing shook her head. "I don't know either, but it can't be a good thing to make them so 'scared'."
Tokisaki Kurumi laughed and said, "Ala, I'm really looking forward to what kind of script Darling will write for me in the future. No matter how shameful it is, I will complete it perfectly."
"You don't even have Gokawa Shidao there, wait until you can trigger the mission." Zhu Zhuqing gave the other person a blank look, then suddenly thought of something and smiled slyly, "Why don't you try to kiss Gokawa Shiori?"
"Forehead"
Tokisaki Kurumi's expression fell. If she really did that, she would really become a lesbian in Su Xiaoqi's eyes.
"How about I let other elves try it?"
Thinking of this, Tokisaki Kurumi made up her mind to catch other Pokémons after returning this time. She had only one purpose, no matter who was close to whom, once there was an effect, she would let her clone do it.
At this moment, Lu Linglong, who had been struggling for a long time, looked at Su Xiaoqi and said, "For the sake of points, I'm going all out this time. If anyone dares to laugh at me in the future, I'll blow their heads off."
Su Xiaoqi smiled and said, "That's right. Think about it carefully. You came first in the Luotian Grand Ceremony this time, and you also destroyed all your energies. How many points do you have?"
"Hehehe" Lu Linglong laughed foolishly as she imagined her big harvest in her mind.
Zhi Jinhua, who was watching this scene, sighed silently in her heart. No matter how much her good sister changed her personality, her naiveté might never disappear.
However, she is now looking forward to tomorrow even more. After tomorrow, Lu Linglong's reputation will probably spread throughout the entire world of extraordinary people.
(End of this chapter)
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