Wei Xiaobao's Three Kingdoms Adventure

Chapter 19 Still a child
Wei Xiaobao and Tang Qin were locked in a prison van and thrown into the open space in the middle of the military camp. Soldiers patrolled back and forth around them, but no one even looked at them.

The prisoner's head and hands were stuck in the cramped space of the prisoner's car, and the logs around the car were just enough to hold his body. With his head and neck trapped, the prisoner could only half-squat in the cage, unable to stand straight or sit down. After a while, his legs would go numb, and his body was trapped, unable to move. It was a feeling that Wei Xiaobao had never experienced in his life.

Wei Xiaobao was facing the back of Tang Qin's head at this time. Thinking of how he had betrayed him in the haystack, he spat a mouthful of thick phlegm at him.

Tang Qin only felt a sound behind his head, followed by a sticky liquid sticking to the back of his head and beginning to flow towards his neck.

Tang Qin knew it was Wei Xiaobao who was causing trouble, and cursed, "What the hell are you doing!"

Wei Xiaobao cursed, "Cowardly coward, turtle bastard! If I could move, I would pour a glass of freshly brewed Wei's fine wine on your head right now. Now I'm letting you down by just spitting on your head."

Tang Qin said, "You were pretending to be dead in the grain stack, hoping to escape. We agreed to act together, but you deserted first, and now you're blaming me."

Wei Xiaobao was worried that Tang Qin might accidentally reveal his plan, so he stopped talking to him. Looking at the twinkling lights ahead, he thought, "Lu Zhi is a tough guy to fool. I should have known better than to try to trick Zhang Liang. Now he's hurting me. I don't know if Shuang'er can escape. What if I can't get back? Shuang'er will be waiting for me in the city. Once the central army breaks through, my good wife will have to join me in the underworld. Fortunately, Guangzong County doesn't look that easy to capture. Zhang Liang has burned most of Lu Zhi's food supplies. It would be best if we can surround them for a few days until these bastards are too hungry to retreat."

Wei Xiaobao thought about this, looked at the patrol soldiers passing by with a smile, and cursed in his heart: "Yes, starve to death you grandsons."

Wei Xiaobao thought of Lu Zhi's words again, and suddenly his face turned sad. He thought to himself, "After being locked up like this for three days, I'm afraid I, Wei Xiaobao, will starve to death first. What if they run out of food and cut off my flesh and roast it to eat? Wouldn't I end up as stinking feces in their poop? It's a pity I didn't bring Eunuch Hai's corpse powder with me. Otherwise, before I died, I would cover my whole body with the corpse powder. When you eat it, it will dissolve your tongues and intestines completely, and you will become a ghost with rotten intestines after you die. Then I will turn into a pool of yellow water like Ruidong, right?"

Wei Xiaobao thought of the scene where Ruidong's body was turned into a pool of yellow water by him using corpse powder, and he became more and more scared. Thinking that he might die in the Han Dynasty more than a thousand years ago, he actually started crying in the prison car.

The patrolling soldiers had no idea that Wei Xiaobao was cursing himself in his heart at this moment. They only saw this Yellow Turban soldier locked in the prison van laughing and crying. The nosy people just mocked him in their hearts.

Tang Qin heard Wei Xiaobao crying louder and louder behind him, and couldn't help but taunt him, "Why are you crying if you're not afraid of death? You're such a coward, yet you dare to offer advice to the general and make me die with you."

Only then did Wei Xiaobao realize that Tang Qin had always believed that the plan to raid the enemy camp at night and pretend to surrender was his own.

Wei Xiaobao was too lazy to explain to him and cried even louder instead.

Lu Zhi's guards came to Wei Xiaobao, opened his prison cart, pulled the locks on his hands, and said, "Master Lu wants to see you!"

Wei Xiaobao clutched the prison cart tightly with both hands, kicked wildly, and shouted, "I won't go, I won't go!"

The guard did not bother with Wei Xiaobao. He put his hands on his waist and clamped his neck under his armpits.

In fact, Wei Xiaobao had already seen from Tang Qin's bag that Lu Zhi was hiding behind the curtain in the military tent and peeking. When he started crying, it was because he was sad that he and Shuang'er were hurt so badly by Master Hong. Later, he cried according to his will, and he cried for Lu Zhi to see.

At this moment, Wei Xiaobao, whose head was clamped, knew that Lu Zhi was definitely still watching. He always gave his all when acting, so he simply opened his mouth and bit the guard's waist hard. The guard felt the pain in his waist, but he didn't dare to attack him. He could only endure it and secretly clamped his arms. This squeeze almost made Wei Xiaobao breathless, so he quickly opened his mouth and took a deep breath.

The guards carried Wei Xiaobao into Lu Zhi's military tent. Although they could not kill him, they would not let him off easily. They twisted their bodies to loosen his arms, and took advantage of Wei Xiaobao's forward momentum to kick him hard on the butt.

Wei Xiaobao screamed "Ah!", his head fell to the ground, and his mouth was immediately filled with sand and dirt.

The tears on Wei Xiaobao's face had not yet dried, and mixed with saliva, his entire face was covered with mud, making him look like a baby just baked in a kiln.

Lu Zhi had been sitting upright behind the desk for a long time. Seeing Wei Xiaobao lying on the ground with his butt sticking out, he couldn't help but smile. He said, "You were so stubborn just now, but in less than an hour, you're so scared and crying like this."

Wei Xiaobao turned over and sat on the ground with his back to Lu Zhi. He rubbed his numb legs and said, "I'm not afraid of death, but my legs are numb and I can't stand it."

Lu Zhi said, "Never mind. I know you were simply deceived by Zhang Jiao and thought you could ascend to heaven after death. But those were all Zhang Jiao's lies to deceive the people. Otherwise, why would he run away?"

Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "You old bastard, your hard tactics are no longer working, so you're going to try the soft tactics. You set a trap for me, but you didn't expect I was waiting for you, did you?"

Lu Zhi said, "If you tell the truth, I will not only spare your life but also recommend you to the imperial court, where you will enjoy endless wealth and glory. Isn't this what you joined Zhang Jue in rebellion? Otherwise, I have many ways in my camp to torture you even more than the prison cart."

Wei Xiaobao relies on his deceptive skills to survive in the martial arts world. Firstly, he is young and even smaller, which always gives people the illusion of being honest and decent. Secondly, he is so good at crying that even Emperor Kangxi and Chen Jinnan were deceived by him.

Every time Wei Xiaobao cries, he is expressing his feelings and using them as an excuse to express his feelings. His true feelings are mixed with falsehood, which is indeed not easy to be seen through.

Wei Xiaobao knew that Lu Zhi was fooled because he saw him crying and thought he was scared. If he wanted Lu Zhi to believe him completely, it would depend on how strong this last fire was.

Thinking of this, Wei Xiaobao took advantage of his sadness and burst into tears.

Lu Zhi burst out laughing, thinking that he was just a child after all, and he cried so miserably after being frightened like that.

While crying, Wei Xiaobao was thinking in his mind how to deal with Lu Zhi. After all, this man was not like the prefect he met on the road who made mistakes in a hurry, nor was he like Zhang Liang who he had a handle on.

Thinking of Tao Qian, Wei Xiaobao suddenly had a plan in mind and shouted, "My father, you died so tragically!"

(End of this chapter)