Wei Xiaobao's Three Kingdoms Adventure

Chapter 30 No No
Zhang Jiao in Liu Xie's body was already aware of his current situation. He had just acted out a scene with his grandmother, Queen Dowager Dong.

The rebellion of Wu Sangui that Wei Xiaobao was most worried about has not happened yet, so he must solve the problem at hand.

Wei Xiaobao pulled Liu Xie's body and said, "I don't care what time it is now, you must send us back quickly."

When he was in the Golden Military Camp, Wei Xiaobao was still a little afraid of Zhang Jue. No matter what the reason was, Zhang Jue had become a child of seven or eight years old. Wei Xiaobao was not afraid of him at all and waved his fists to intimidate him.

Liu Xie said, "I don't want to stay in this child's body either, but I have no magic power left. I just feel empty inside. I can hardly even control this little body."

Wei Xiaobao said, "Hong Antong has never practiced your bullshit Taiping Dao. I picked up your junk and sent me here anyway, didn't I? If you dare to harm me, I will chop you into a human stick first."

Liu Xie didn't know what the human stick Wei Xiaobao was talking about was, and he was not afraid of him at all at this moment. Although he was only in the body of a child, there was an old man of several dozen years old inside him after all, so he could easily handle this situation.

Liu Xie said, "If I had wanted to harm you, I wouldn't have asked the Queen Mother for mercy just now."

Wei Xiaobao remembered what Liu Xie said to the woman outside the house and thought that it was indeed true.

Liu Xie asked, "What did this Hong Antong you mentioned ask you to find?"

Wei Xiaobao said, "What kind of a damn jade seal is that? Xiao Xuanzi does have one in his upper study, but I will definitely not betray Xiao Xuanzi."

Liu Xie asked, "Xiao Xuanzi?"

Wei Xiaobao said, "The emperor from more than a thousand years later is called Aixinjueluo Xuanye. The name Xiao Xuanzi is a little secret between us."

Liu Xie nodded and continued, "When the Nanhua Patriarch taught me this spell, he said that if the caster lacks mana, not only will time and space be disrupted, but there will also be uncontrollable consequences. Yesterday, we were trying to escape, so I didn't think too much about it. It seems that the time and place are wrong, and I have turned into this child. I am afraid that my lack of mana and my serious injuries have led to this result."

Wei Xiaobao cursed, "Why didn't you tell me earlier that you didn't have enough magical power? Now you've killed me. You need to practice now and you can't go anywhere!"

Wei Xiaobao threw Liu Xie to the ground, cursing and kicking him several times.

Liu Xie wasn't angry, but his butt was indeed painful, so he could only rub it himself and said, "Why did Hong Antong ask you to come and find the jade seal?"

Wei Xiaobao said, "Isn't it just like you that I want to be the emperor? You all rebelled and wanted to be the emperor, causing me so much suffering. One of you sent me to the Han Dynasty, and the other one sent me to the palace."

Liu Xie asked, "How did Hong Antong know about the imperial seal? And shouldn't the imperial seal be in the palace?"

Wei Xiaobao cursed, "The jade seal that Hong Antong wants is not the one in Xiao Xuanzi's study. He said that the suicide note you left behind mentioned that the Han Dynasty's jade seal was lost in the war, so he asked me to come here to find it."

Liu Xie pondered for a moment and said, "No, no. I never thought of becoming emperor. I rebelled because of the corruption of the eunuchs in the court and the oppression of the people by the local powerful families. Since ancient times, it has never been possible for common people like us to become emperors. It was only with the support of the Lü family and the gentry in Guanzhong that Emperor Gaozu of Han defeated the tyrant Xiang Yu and gained the world. Even a powerful relative like Wang Mang, who usurped the Han Dynasty, only lasted a decade or more."

Wei Xiaobao said, "Zhu Yuanzhang is not a relative of the emperor or empress, but he still became the emperor, didn't he?"

Liu Xie asked, "Who is this?"

Wei Xiaobao said, "That was more than a thousand years after your death. However, his descendants weren't very capable either, and were ultimately defeated by Xiao Xuanzi's grandfather. Later, the Manchus invaded the country, and the Han Chinese world was completely taken over. That's why the Tiandihui supported Zhu Yuanzhang's descendants to overthrow the Qing and restore the Ming Dynasty."

Liu Xie sighed and said, "I never thought that in the end it would be the barbarians like Qiang and Hu who would conquer the world. It's really unpredictable."

Wei Xiaobao said, "Before that, there were the Mongolian Tartars. Forget it, why am I telling you so much? Just go and practice, don't waste your time."

Liu Xie said, "How can cultivation be so easy? Besides, this body of yours doesn't have any immortal roots. Have you ever wondered why Hong Antong was able to use magic to send you back more than a thousand years ago?" Wei Xiaobao cursed, "Do you dare to lie to me? Magic doesn't require any mana at all, all you need is the ability to chant the spell!"

Liu Xie shook his head and continued, "Not really. The Nanhua Patriarch once said that human magical power is ultimately limited. If one can use external objects, they can exert miraculous effects. I believe that Hong Antong was able to send you here because of my sword."

Wei Xiaobao said, "Didn't you use that sword when you performed the ritual last night?"

Liu Xie said, "No, no. The sword back then is not the same sword today. After thousands of years of circulation, that sword already has enough spiritual power to help him exert his power. So-called external objects must have gone through hundreds or thousands of years to be effective. It seems that Hong Antong wants to obtain the jade seal not to become emperor, but to use it to travel through time and space for other purposes."

Wei Xiaobao looked at Liu Xie and said, "Could it be that Hong Antong also wants to regain his youth like you? Hahahaha, it would be best if he could become my son or grandson, so that I can spank him every day."

Wei Xiaobao sighed again and said, "I can't go back now, so I don't care what he thinks about turning into a son or a grandson! What's the point of you saying all this? Where can I find you some foreign object that's hundreds or thousands of years old?"

Liu Xie smiled and said, "It's far away in the horizon, yet it's right before our eyes."

Seeing Liu Xie staring at him, Wei Xiaobao cursed, "You're not trying to treat me like an outsider, are you? I came from over a thousand years later, but I've lost over a thousand years, not won over a thousand years."

Liu Xie said, "No, no. Where are we now?"

"Han Dynasty!"

"Where?"

"The palace!"

"What's in the palace?"

"There's the Emperor, the Empress, the Empress Dowager, the maids, and the eunuchs. Could it be that eunuchs can also be used as external objects?"

After saying this, Wei Xiaobao covered his mouth and laughed, thinking to himself: "Could this androgynous eunuch be used to practice magic?"

Liu Xie said, "No, no. You came here precisely for this."

"Imperial jade seal?"

Wei Xiaobao said, "Isn't the Jade Seal the same as your sword? Can it be treated as an external object at this time or that time?"

Liu Xie said, "No, no. The Han Dynasty's jade seal was inherited from the Qin Dynasty's jade seal. The jade seal alone is nearly four hundred years old."

Wei Xiaobao said, "Is four hundred years enough?"

Liu Xie said: "If we count from the time when the Heshi Bi was used to make the jade seal, this treasure has a history of a thousand years."

Wei Xiaobao nodded and said, "With this treasure, you can send us back? If you dare to say no again, I will crush your balls."

Although the Dragon Claw Hand that Wei Xiaobao learned from Hai Dafu was just a fake, this monkey stealing peaches trick was always effective.

Liu Xie felt a sharp pain in his crotch and nodded quickly, saying, "That's right."

(End of this chapter)