Wei Xiaobao's Three Kingdoms Adventure

Chapter 65 Who can escape the fate of heaven?
When Wei Xiaobao came out of Jia Xu's house, he didn't dare to go directly to Wang Yun, but walked back to the palace. As expected, there was Tang Zhou following him.

Wei Xiaobao returned to the palace and asked Shuang'er for a set of palace maid's clothes. He asked Shuang'er to let down her braids. After fiddling with it for a long time, she dressed up as a palace maid and left the palace with a handkerchief covering her face.

Tang Zhou was still standing outside the palace gate, watching from the terrace. Seeing him, Wei Xiaobao cursed inwardly, "When I was visiting brothels in Mount Wutai, I was cornered by A Ke and A Qi, so I had no choice but to pretend to be a woman. Now I'm pretending to be a woman again because of you, little bastard."

Wei Xiaobao deliberately walked towards Tang Zhou.

When Tang Zhou saw someone coming, he quickly turned around and faced Wei Xiaobao.

Wei Xiaobao came closer and asked in a pinched voice, "Master Tang, are you preparing to enter the palace?"

Wei Xiaobao laughed in his heart and said, "Little eunuch, are you missing your master? It's a pity that your godfather has become a water ghost, and He Lingsi has been betrayed by you. Without your support in the palace, I'm afraid you don't want to go back, right?"

Tang Zhou quickly covered his face and said, "You've got the wrong person."

Wei Xiaobao said, "Oh, Master Tang is a favorite of Master Zhang Rang, how could I have made a mistake?"

Wei Xiaobao cursed in his heart, "Dong Zhuo killed every eunuch in the court to win over Yuan Shao, so why did he leave you behind? It's a pity Yuan Shao didn't buy his plan and eventually led his troops to attack him. Now I've castrated him into a eunuch, so why don't you acknowledge Dong Zhuo as your godfather again? You like being a eunuch's godson anyway."

Tang Zhou said, "Sister, you've got the wrong person. I'm delivering a letter for the Grand Tutor and I'm about to go back."

After saying that, Tang Zhou ran away in a hurry.

Wei Xiaobao looked at Tang Zhou's back and said, "It's such a shame that He Lingsi was killed by that ballless coward Tang Zhou. We were just one-night stands, and if I get the chance, I'll definitely kill Tang Zhou and avenge her."

Seeing Tang Zhou running away, Wei Xiaobao did not dare to delay any longer and hurried to Situ Mansion.

When the guards of Situ Mansion saw a palace maid trying to break into the mansion, they reached out to stop her and were about to carry her out.

Wei Xiaobao pulled the handkerchief and hair away from his face and said, "I am Wei Xiaobao, the captain of the West Garden. Put me down quickly."

The guards at Situ Mansion all knew Wei Xiaobao. When they heard him speak, they hurried forward to take a closer look. After confirming that it was Wei Xiaobao, their faces turned red and they dared not laugh out loud.

Wei Xiaobao didn't say much, and asked, "Is Lord Situ here?"

A guard covered his mouth tightly, lowered his head and nodded.

As Wei Xiaobao stepped over the threshold, he heard laughter coming from behind him. He cursed in his heart, "That bastard Tang Zhou made me look bad. This debt should be put on him."

When Wang Yun saw Wei Xiaobao, he was surprised at first, then he found it ridiculous and shook his head helplessly.

Wei Xiaobao explained, "I'm being followed by Dong Zhuo's men. How could I come to see you if I didn't dress like this?"

Wang Yun said, "Those who accomplish great things do not dwell on trivial matters. My nephew is truly a true man."

Wei Xiaobao cursed in his heart, "You still think I'm a eunuch, you bastard! You scholars are no worse than me at flattering others."

Wei Xiaobao asked, "Did you find Lu Bu?"

Wang Yun said, "I met Lü Bu shortly after leaving the city last night. I told him that Master Dong was jealous of him and had left without saying goodbye, abandoning his post without regard for his master's safety. I was already going to question him." Wei Xiaobao then asked, "What did he say?"

Wang Yun said, "Lü Bu listened to my words and was about to return to the Grand Tutor's Mansion to apologize, but I stopped him. I knew Lü Bu was interested in Diao Chan, so I asked him if he would be willing to watch Diao Chan being humiliated if he returned to the Grand Tutor's Mansion."

Wei Xiaobao said, "He ran out of the city because he couldn't do it."

Wang Yun said, "Exactly! I said that to ignite his anger. After Lü Bu defected to Dong Zhuo, he was promoted to General of the Central Army and granted the title of Marquis of Duting without having achieved any success. Dong Zhuo's former subordinates, such as Li Jue, Guo Si, and Li Su, have long been dissatisfied with this and have secretly put Lü Bu in a difficult position. Therefore, after the defeat at Hulao Pass, Dong Zhuo also had his fair share of complaints against Lü Bu. Now, Dong Zhuo has first rejected Lü Bu's proposal of marriage and then taken possession of Diao Chan. How could Lü Bu, who prides himself on being unrivaled in valor and bravery, endure such humiliation?"

Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "You old fox are really good at seeing through people. I already knew the outcome from reading books and watching dramas. You are just trying to sow discord between these two men. Your actions have really made Lu Bu want to kill you."

Wei Xiaobao asked, "What happened next?"

Wang Yun said, "Then I told him that Dong Zhuo had taken the Fang Tian Hua Ji. He has martial arts skills but no weapon. If Dong Zhuo wants to harm him, he will be at his mercy."

Wei Xiaobao couldn't help but exclaim in admiration: "Great!"

Wang Yun continued, "These are all things that my nephew has already arranged. I am only following his plan."

Wei Xiaobao asked, "Where is Lu Bu now?"

Wang Yun said, "I have asked him to hide outside the city. When I find an opportunity, I will bring him into the city to kill the thief Dong."

Wei Xiaobao was surprised and asked, "He agreed?"

Wang Yun said, "Lü Bu is brave but not wise, and he forgets his loyalty when he sees profit. I promised him a promotion after his mission is accomplished, so why would he refuse?"

Wei Xiaobao asked, "Is it just as simple as getting promoted?"

Wang Yun smiled and said, "I can't hide it from you. I promise to marry Diao Chan to him."

Wei Xiaobao was about to lose his temper when Wang Yun held out his hand and said, "Don't be angry, my dear nephew. This is just a temporary solution. Diao Chan has already gone to find your teacher, and Lü Bu doesn't know about it. Once Lü Bu kills Dong Zhuo, I'll tell him that Diao Chan is missing. He'll only hate Dong Zhuo even more, and won't realize that we've hidden Diao Chan. I'll also find him some beautiful women to keep him company, and over time he'll naturally forget about Diao Chan."

Wei Xiaobao thought to himself, "This old fox is definitely deceiving both sides. I can't trust him completely. After I escape Chang'an with little Zhang Jiao, I must first go and pick up Diao Chan. If she's willing, I'll take her back to the Qing Dynasty."

Wang Yun asked, "My dear nephew, what news did you get at the Grand Tutor's Mansion today?"

Wei Xiaobao said, "I didn't go to the Grand Tutor's Mansion. I went to see Jia Xu."

Wang Yun was stunned and thought deeply. He said, "This man is very difficult to deal with. If he sees through our plan, it will be very difficult to deal with him."

Wei Xiaobao said, "Lü Bu doesn't get along with Li Jue and Guo Si, and neither do Jia Xu and Li Ru. Dong Zhuo only listens to Li Ru now, and Jia Xu has long been disliked, so there's no need to be afraid of him. This time, Jia Xu tried to win me over, perhaps hoping to gain merit in front of Dong Zhuo, but he ended up having Dong Zhuo's balls cut off by me. If Jia Xu knew I was the one who did this, he would have been so scared that he would have run away overnight."

Wang Yun couldn't help shaking his head as he listened to Wei Xiaobao's vulgar words. He laughed and said, "It's retribution for the old villain Dong Zhuo to end up like this."

(End of this chapter)