Huayu 2021: Isn’t he in the technology field?

Chapter 57 Dumbfounded, seeing the white moonlight again
When the photo was released at 11:07 pm, the Weibo programmer had just taken a bite of his eighth Snickers bar of the day.

In the picture, the shadows of the sycamore trees are swaying, and the girl's high ponytail is shining with golden light in the sun.

She stood on tiptoe and rested her chin on Jiang Qing's shoulder, biting her lower lip to hold back her laughter like a naughty cat, with a cunning look in her eyes that showed she had succeeded in a prank.

Her fair and pretty facial features exude the freshness of morning dew, giving her the bookish air of an excellent student, yet also the agility and playfulness of a mischievous play.

Jiang Qing put one hand in his pocket and leaned slightly to the side, his eyes seemed helpless but also with a little indulgence, allowing her fingers to clasp his arm tightly.

Netizens are all excited!

"Five minutes! I want all the information about this girl!"

The number of likes for the most popular comment is skyrocketing at a rate of three thousand per minute.

After coming to their senses, netizens immediately started to dig out the girl's identity.

The first thing that can be confirmed is that she is definitely not from an insider circle.

With such outstanding looks, it would be impossible for people in the circle not to recognize him.

The key point is that in the program that went online today, Jiang Qinggang stated that he is single and also expressed his emphasis on appearance.

This woman...

Uh...her appearance is indeed outstanding, so could this be something they just talked about in the past few days?

or……

Jiang Qing is lying!
My idol has fallen from grace! ?

The two major CP fan groups "Jiang Zhou Yu Huo" and "Yi Jian Qing Xin" joined forces for the first time and dug out the identity of this girl with a digging-depth attitude.

Jiang Qing’s fans were relatively rational when they first started pranking him. They were just curious whether their Jiang Shen was really taken?
Which sister is so awesome! ?

At this moment, Zhou Ye was curled up by the bay window in the room, his fingertips trembling slightly as they hovered above the call button.

"The person you dialed is currently on a call."

When the mechanical female voice sounded for the fifth time, she glanced at the mechanical watch on the bedside table and felt indescribable grievance in her heart.

When the busy tone sounded, Zhou Ye felt as if all his strength had been drained away.

You clearly said on the show that you were single, but you still gave me that illusion...

The phone suddenly vibrated and Zhou Ye almost dropped it.

When the video invitation popped up, she frantically straightened her crooked bunny headband.

"Still not asleep?"

Jiang Qing's voice came with the night wind.

The camera panned across the neon lights outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, and it seemed that he was in a hotel.

Zhou Ye's nails dug deep into the pillow.

"Um... the watch you borrowed from me before..."

Before he could finish his words, a girl in strawberry pajamas suddenly appeared on the screen, and her wet long hair swept across Jiang Qing's face.

"Brother! Look! The hair dryer is eating my hair again!
The air was suddenly quiet.

Zhou Ye's head felt like it was hit, and he immediately realized the truth. The tips of his ears instantly turned red as if they were about to bleed.

Jiang Qing's low laugh was heard from outside the screen, the voice sounded light and floating.

"Formally introducing myself, this is my sister Jiang Nan, a sophomore at Shuimu School of Economics and Management."

Zhou Ye felt that his cheeks were very hot and he needed to use cold water to cool down!

"Hello Jiang Nan, I'm Zhou Ye!"

Zhou Ye tried hard to curl up the corners of his lips and forced an extremely stiff smile at the girl.

At the same time, Meng Ziyi was grinding his teeth over the hot search terms.

Good man, I've been enduring for so long, and you've already been secretly dating me, right?
Are you worthy of me... No, are you worthy of Ono?
What signals are you giving if you have a partner?

No, I have to go and find out for Ono!

"Jiang Qing!"

She raised her eyebrows the moment the video was connected, and when she caught a glimpse of the girl's back behind Jiang Qing, she became even more angry!
"Jiang Qing! Why did you hide the fact that you have a girlfriend on the show? You made me... our Xiao Ye mistakenly believe..."

"Sister Meng, let me introduce you."

Jiang Qing suddenly turned the camera to the sofa in the suite's living room.

Jiang Nan, with her hair tied in a bun, was sitting cross-legged and barefoot on the sofa eating strawberries. When she looked up, her eyebrows and eyes were 70% similar to Jiang Qing's.

"Hello, sister. I'm Jiang Nan, Jiang Qing's sister and also his creditor."

"I'll give you his childhood photos for 9.99 each. Do you want any?"

The girl had curved eyebrows and a youthful and lively smile. Her crisp words made Meng Ziyi stunned on the spot, and he stared at her with blank blinking eyes.

She subconsciously responded: "Yes~".

Then he suddenly came to his senses and his eyes widened.

Damn, it seems like I made a mistake!

At the same time, new changes are emerging online.

33 minutes after the photo was exposed, Douban's "Fiery Eyes and Golden Pupils" group had already published eight analysis posts.

Someone enlarged the girl's earlobe to the pixel level and published an analysis:

"See this little silver dot? It's a special magnetic buckle made by Mizuki Library! I secretly took a picture of the same one when my cousin enrolled last year!"

So, on the eve of twelve o'clock, the entire network launched the "Shui Mu Girls Search Plan".

The trending search term on Weibo, “Looking for Shuimu Girl,” was immediately followed by the word “explosion,” which became incredibly popular.

Soon, photos of the girl eating watermelon with two pigtails during military training were exposed by alumni. The cold white skin showing through the brim of the camouflage hat glowed white under the scorching sun, and the tip of her nose was stained with bright red watermelon flesh, making her look like the heroine of a youth campus drama.

"The case is solved! Jiang Nan, a sophomore at Shuimu School of Economics and Management!" More than 20 explosive posts suddenly appeared in the Shuimu Tree Hole anonymous area.

Someone posted a video clip of Shuimu’s 20th anniversary freshman party, in which a girl in a haze blue dress was playing “Adelina by the Water”.

The figure wrapped in the misty blue gauze skirt looks like a clear spring, and the girl's skin looks like the texture of moonlight passing through a glacier under the spotlight.

When she lowered her neck, her long hair fell on her shoulders. The arc of her knuckles rising and falling was like a slow motion shot of a swan bending its neck to drink water. The delicate bones of her wrist bones appeared and disappeared among the black and white blocks of the piano keys.

Many netizens were stunned for a moment.

Isn’t this the campus white moonlight goddess!
Some netizens realized that something was wrong and made a comparison chart:

Group 1: "The arc of Jiang Qing and Jiang Nan's eyebrows when they raise them."

Group 2: "The same straight nose shape."

Group 3: "Names that almost reveal the relationship at first glance."

The most amazing thing is that a medical student used his anatomical knowledge to analyze: "The curvature of their neck and skull where it meets is consistent with the genetic characteristics of their immediate family members!"

At 23:00 in the morning, decisive evidence was leaked from the Shuimu University forum.

Jiang Nan’s high school graduation album was photocopied and uploaded.

In the "Future Dream" column, she wrote in her beautiful handwriting: "I want to help my brother's company go public!"

In the photo, a girl in school uniform stood on tiptoe and secretly stuck a note saying "I'm an idiot" on the back of the sleeping Jiang Qing. The sunlight from the window fell on her hair, and the shadows cast by her eyelashes under her eyes were full of cunning.

"How can they be brother and sister?"

"They're basically the protagonists of youth pain literature!"

A repost by a well-known screenwriter caused the topic to completely explode.

Netizens spontaneously divided into three groups:

Orthopedic Literature School: "Produce the outline of the fan fiction "What to do if my brother loves me too much"."

Academic CP faction: "Make a video of the Jiang brothers and sisters' IQ crushing."

The sober ones: "Mark the time when the Business Administration Goddess appears in Jiang Nan's class schedule."

A Shuimu student shared a hot post on the school forum, "Jiang Nan's Observation Diary", which was updated in real time:
"Today's dress: taro purple JK, with white calf socks and round-toed leather shoes!"

"Lunch pairing: Teriyaki chicken cutlet rice with double the broccoli and no carrots!"

"I sighed when I received the thirteenth love letter and drew a crying cat head on the cover~"

The top post on the Shuimu Forum is an old photo of Jiang Nan from the school sports meet. Jiang Nan, wearing the No. 23 jersey, completed a buzzer-beating three-pointer. The fluttering corners of his clothes revealed a small part of his slender waist, causing netizens to take screenshots crazily.

At 1:17 a.m., the Shuimu School of Economics and Management’s official account’s tweet from last year, “Freshman Representative Jiang Nan: Economics is the language to decode the world,” was dug up.

In the photo, a girl in school uniform is standing under the spotlight in the auditorium, with a blue ribbon tied in her ponytail and a faint smile on her face.

"Ten minutes ago: What right does this woman have? Ten minutes later: Look at me, sister!"

Under the real-time hot search terms, a netizen’s comment was pushed to the top of the hot search list.

The photo of Jiang Nan insisting on training in square formation despite being sick during military training suddenly went viral. The right-angled shoulders that even the camouflage uniform could not cover made the reading volume of the topic "White Swan on Earth" instantly exceed 100 million.

An archaeological post on the Shuimu Forum titled "The Business and Management Goddess's Advanced Mathematics Notes" was dug up, and a cartoon kitten was drawn next to the neat derivation of Lagrange's theorem.

"It turns out that genius notes can also be cute!"

Douban's science student group turned the notes and photos into an emoticon package overnight, with the caption "Dimensionality reduction attack by the Jiang brothers and sisters."

At 2:09 a.m., public opinion took a dramatic turn.

Female netizens lined up to post comments under Jiang Qing's only system-generated post:

"Look at me, mother-in-law! Does the Jiang family still need a daughter-in-law? This doctoral student at Jiaotong University can make squirrel fish!"

"Do you have a link to my sister's scarf? I want to get the same little white flower style!"

"Senior Jiang Nan's certificate for the gold medal in last year's National College Mathematics Competition! I was so horny!"

Male netizens took a different approach:

"Brother-in-law, do you think we should use gilding or embossing for your sister and I's wedding invitation?"

"Can I be one of our sister's lickers?"

"I suggest Jiang Nan hold a press conference to announce his mate selection criteria. I'll take the CPA exam tonight!"

The most amazing thing is that the official Weibo of Shuimu University pinned the video of Jiang Nan’s closing speech in the fourth debate at the "Shuimu Jingda Debate Competition" overnight.

In the picture, a girl in a black casual suit gently pushed her glasses, and the sound was like the collision of jade.

"My opponent, your understanding of sunk costs is like Sisyphus pushing a rock. It seems tragic but is actually absurd."

The post under this Weibo quickly became a concentration camp for bootlickers.

At noon, the official Weibo of Shuimu University released a video of Jiang Nan’s speech at the “Global Youth Leaders Summit”.

When she said "Use option models to deconstruct love risks", the barrage of comments frantically flashed with terms such as "Is it too late to take the Shuimu exam now?" and "The ceiling of intellectual love", and the video playback volume exceeded 10 million times in the blink of an eye.

The entry "Jiang Qing Jiang Nan" ranks among the top three hot searches on several platforms including Weibo, Douyin and Zhihu, and the discussion level remains high.

At the same time, the recording scene is in the Chinese restaurant.

Zhou Ye frowned and held his phone tightly, looking worriedly at the webpage in front of him titled "How to Become Friends with My Sister-in-law".

"call……"

Taking a deep breath, she switched pages and opened the dialog box with Jiang Nan.

After typing "hello", he deleted it and sent a Samoyed tilted head emoticon instead.

Then send a message: "Hello hello, Jiang Nan [grin]".

The message "delivered" appeared. Zhou Ye pursed his lips and his eyes gradually became firm.

To get your desired target, start by conquering your sister!
(End of this chapter)