Huayu 2021: Isn’t he in the technology field?

Chapter 71 Jiang Zhou has passed through thousands of mountains and does not want to wait any longer
At 10:09 pm, the impact of the third episode of Taohuawu was spreading.

"Supermarket fingertip killing" [boiling]

"Teacher Dandan sees everything but doesn't say it" [Hot]

"Meng Ziyi Contemporary Matchmaker" [New]

"Temperature of the back of the hand on the electronic scale" [hot]

The CP fans of "Jiang Zhou Yu Huo" have already started the carnival mode, and the CP fans of "Yi Jian Qing Xin" hate her for not fighting for it. They rushed to Meng Ziyi's Weibo to urge her to take action quickly, otherwise it will be too late!
Entertainment Star Detective: "When science and engineering men play with ambiguity, idol drama writers will be out of work! The 0.3 seconds that Jiang Qing naturally held Zhou Ye's wrist while selecting shrimp made the amateur guests of "Heart Signal" collectively pale in comparison."

Gossip Observer: "Pay attention to the close-up of Zhou Ye's pupils shaking when he was touched. There was no special effects added in post-production. The director is so smart! This is the most real physiological reaction!"

The domestic entertainment eight-fold mirror tracking group released a nine-square grid long picture, using a microscope to interpret the Jiangzhou Yuhuo duo's supermarket for 30 minutes:
"P2 The direction of the shirt wrinkles in front of the curry stand proves that Jiang Qing's turning speed is 1.5 times that of a normal person. P7 His Adam's apple rolled three times during the strawberry tasting. P9 The calculation of the falling trajectory of the pearl milk tea proves that Meng Ziyi deliberately let go..."

The onlookers are so angry that they are madly exposing similar analysis posts, and they even want to take out the sugar in the cracks to taste it!
The USTC Alumni Association's official Weibo account also joined in the fun, posting a teasing update at 10:23:
"If Dr. Jiang falls in love with a female celebrity, then the proportion of female freshmen next year will probably be reduced again (laughing and crying)"

Zhihu Hot List, "What do you think of the Taohuawu River collapse phenomenon?"

Highly praised answer (5.2 likes) @Psychology PhD student replied:
"Jiang Qing demonstrates the ultimate form of advanced sapiosexuality, using calculus thinking to handle interpersonal relationships."

"Note the timing of his intervention in the meeting conflict. 15 seconds after Zhou Ye fell into the dilemma, this delay not only avoided hurting Chen Chen Chen's pride but also happened to hit the peak of the audience's empathy threshold."

"The most amazing thing is using foxtail grass to resolve the situation, transforming the confrontational conflict into an artistic blank space. This kind of ability to control the situation with little effort is the social wisdom only top Alphas possess."

New answer on Zhihu Hot List (2.3 likes) @Master of Materials Science:
"Jiang Qing's rescue performance art featuring foxtail grass is the real highlight! My instructor pointed out that he deliberately left 3cm of aerial roots when placing them in the vase, using the plant's negative pressure siphon effect to prolong its lifespan. This technique is commonly used in plant experiments on space stations, and he actually used it in his installation art!"

This entry has caused heated discussion on Zhihu, and its ranking on the hot list continues to climb.

The popular video on Bilibili, "Jiang Zhou Yu Huo Version [Drowning] Eye-drawing High-energy Mashup" was viewed over 3 million times in less than half an hour after it was released.

The top comment in the comment section: "Sisters, please watch the 31st second! When Jiang Qing said [I am a materialist], Zhou Ye's little movement of gnashing his back teeth and Jiang Qing's fleeting smile with his head tilted, isn't this a modern version of [Pride and Prejudice]!"

The most liked comment: "Jiang Zhou has passed through thousands of mountains!"

The video has accumulated 3.1 comments:

"I can really wrap this around my waist!"

"When he gripped his wrist, his ring finger lifted 0.5cm!!"

"Please give me the link to the same camellia hairpin as Zhou Ye!"

"At first, Jiang Shen gave people the impression that he was just here for vacation, until Ye Zi was accidentally injured. He finally took the initiative for the first time! Who understands me?"

"Without further ado, the fishing lights on the river boats are real!"

"Their looks and heights are simply amazing! I've already imagined an idol drama in my head about the love story between an AI genius and a rising star in the entertainment industry!"

"Hurry up! What are the directors and screenwriters waiting for? Write the script quickly and send it to them!"

……

Douyin launched a challenge, and Jiang’s shrimp picking tutorial.

Qindao seafood stall owner @老张海鲜 filmed a tutorial video overnight:

"The tentacles are intact, the shells are translucent, the tails are tightened... Hey! Girls, stop shooting videos and buy some shrimp!"

A student from the directing department of Beijing Film Academy released a 15-second timed video. In a dim supermarket aisle, the male and female protagonists looked at each other through the gap between the shelves. The subtitles popped up: "You are harder to catch than a deep-water shrimp." The video received 87 likes in one hour.

A popular post on the Douban group is "Rationally discuss whether Jiang Qing is attacking the entertainment industry with a dimensionality reduction attack?"

"He casually mentioned the marginal effect of group psychology in the pre-recording room, and the production team didn't even provide a written explanation?"

"Pay attention to the second episode, during dinner, when he corrected Li Xueqin about the wine decanting time, using the term tannin oxidation rate..."

"The most terrifying thing is that he's a science student, but he can pick up on anything Li Xueqin says and even apply it to other situations. His knowledge base is simply explosive!"

……

When the whole network was discussing it, Jiang Qing’s personal Weibo followers had exceeded 500 million, and the "Jiang Zhou Yu Huo" super topic landed in the top three of the CP list.

The Zhihu topic related to Jiang Qing, "The Charm of People with High IQ," received over 10 million views in two hours. Douban's Goose Group initiated a study on "Jiang Studies" to deconstruct the hidden information in his language system.

Under the latest trailer of Fifty Kilometers Peach Blossom Village on the official Weibo account, the most-liked comment came from @今日江舟钓火发糖吗:

"I suggest changing the title to 'Let's Fall in Love: Tech Genius Strike Back'. This isn't a slow-paced variety show; it's clearly Jiang Shen giving the Chinese entertainment industry a lesson in emotional intelligence and IQ!"

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Beijing, Yuekai Entertainment.

"What did Ziyi say? Did President Jiang agree?"

Late at night, Xu Shu rushed to Jia Shikai's office, and the first words he said made his face freeze.

"Why, what happened?"

"Rejected?"

Xu Shu noticed that something was wrong with Jia Shikai's expression, and asked immediately.

"That's right, President Jiang rejected it, and he didn't call through Ziyi, he called in person."

When Jia Shikai thought of the sudden call he received yesterday and the reason why Jiang Qing refused, he couldn't help but look a little embarrassed.

"What did Mr. Jiang say?"

Xu Shu asked without giving up.

"Hey, Director Xu, there's no need to ask any more questions. Just knowing the result is enough. Let's look for someone else."

Jia Shikai held his shoulders and persuaded him with a smile.

He was afraid that the famous director would get angry if he told the truth.

"Boss Jia, tell me, I want to see what reason he uses to reject me!"

Xu Shu had already realized that Jiang Qing had probably said something unpleasant, and asked with a look of surprise.

He wanted to hear what insights a technologist could have on scriptwriting.

"This...then I'm telling you, Director Xu, don't be angry."

Seeing that Xu Shu was determined not to give up until he heard the answer, Jia Shikai had no choice but to compromise.

"Tell me, Mr. Jia, I've heard all sorts of unpleasant comments in all my years in this industry." "I'd also like to hear what this tech genius has to say about my script."

Xu Shu sat down on the sofa, crossed his arms and stared at Jia Shikai with disdain.

"Okay, I'll tell you then."

"But don't think too much about it. After all, Mr. Jiang doesn't understand our industry."

Jia Shikai thought about it and decided to give him a shot of prevention first.

"President Jia, go ahead and talk. I'm listening."

Xu Shu waved at him with an open-minded attitude.

"Hey~ Director Xu, please don't take it to heart. This is what President Jiang said at the time..."

Jia Shikai began to recall what Jiang Qing said in his mind. After remembering the specific content, the corners of his mouth curled up subconsciously.

He felt that Xu Shu might not be able to bear it if he said this...

"I really admire your screenwriter. I heard that the screenwriter and director are the same person? Please express my respect to him for me."

"The underlying logic of your script is even more confusing than the blue screen code in Windows 98. The heroine's virgin algorithm is able to simultaneously accommodate both the Phoenix Man and the Overlord. This quantum superposition character structure would cause even our Wuwen Technology computers to crash."

"It is recommended that the screenwriter team collectively install the patch package. After all, in 2021, they are still using Qiong Yao-style infinite loops and nested Mary Sue recursive functions, which can easily cause the audience's firewall to crash."

The green plants in the office swayed their leaves in the air conditioning, and Xu Shu's face had become visibly darker.

"besides……"

Jia Shikai glanced at Xu Shu and thought that since he had already said so much, it wouldn't matter if he said just two more sentences.

"President Jiang also said that tech workers fear two things the most: a power outage in the lab and being forced to review code they wrote with their toes."

"It is recommended that the crew always have an AED on set to prevent the audience from seeing the male lead, a firefighter, suffer a heart attack when operating the machine illegally."

"Ahem... maybe something like that."

After saying all this, Jia Shikai cleared his throat and looked at Xu Shu with a worried look on his face.

He saw that Xu Shu's eyes were already red...

"Too deceiving!"

"He's an outsider, what does he know about scriptwriting?!"

"Bah! You don't know what's good for you!"

Xu Shu suddenly stood up and walked out of the office cursing without caring about Jia Shikai.

When the door was closed, there was a loud "bang".

"Oh, I didn't want to say that."

Jia Shikai looked at the door of the locked room and muttered to himself helplessly.

He could actually understand Jiang Qing. He was not unaware of the script problem, but he felt that as long as it was a hot topic, nothing else mattered.

But for someone like Jiang Qing, there's nothing wrong with protecting his reputation.

He just hoped that Xu Shu would not do anything stupid in his anger. After all, he couldn't afford to offend someone like Jiang Qing.

Their Yuekai also has Ali's investment, and Jiang Qing is a person who can chat and laugh with Mr. Ma, so he dare not offend him.

At this moment, he suddenly thought of the connection between Meng Ziyi and Jiang Qing, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Perhaps, I can get in touch with Jiang Qing through Meng Ziyi?

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11:35 pm, Magic City.

The hotel where the crew of "Our Best Years" stayed.

Leaning against the headboard holding the tablet, Chen Duling's curled toes suddenly clasped the sheets tightly.

On the screen, Jiang Qing was pressing his index finger against Zhou Ye's palm.

"98.7% shrimp thread removal rate?"

Zhou Ye smiled sweetly and shook his head.

"Teacher Jiang is trying to steal the Michelin reviewer's job."

Chen Duling felt a sour taste in her throat and her whole body felt limp.

The tablet suddenly became too heavy to hold.

The scene cuts to a close-up of Zhou Ye standing on tiptoe to reach the shelf. The moment Jiang Qing raises his hand to take something, the hem of his shirt is lifted up, revealing a glimpse of his outline.

She suddenly felt jealous. Why was the white shirt buttoned so tightly back then?

The screen began to slow-motion replay the 0.3 seconds of Jiang Qing holding Zhou Ye's waist, and the BGM "Young and Beautiful" sounded at the right time.

Chen Duling suddenly stood up and rushed into the bathroom. When the cold water splashed on her face, she realized that she had used the wrong makeup remover oil, just like she had mistakenly taken her youthful heartbeat as the source of strength to enter the entertainment industry.

A long whistle of a freighter came from outside the window, and she was a little dazed.

The 20-year-old Jiang Qing said "Yan Zhi You Li" on the hard drive, and the 26-year-old Jiang Qing taught people how to identify tiger shrimps on the screen.

Chen Duling placed the tablet upside down on the countertop and turned on the faucet.

The hot water continued to emit steam, and on the blurry mirror, she saw her fragmented reflection.

It turns out that he had stopped biting the pen cap a long time ago.

It turns out that he raises his eyebrows continuously when he is nervous.

It turns out that five years is enough for quantum tunneling to become classical mechanics, but not enough to make Girls' Generation's Bayesian probability a reality.

Jiang Qing...

I don't want to wait any longer.

(End of this chapter)