My buddy is actually a Cao Cao type top laner?

Chapter 48 Master, I want to learn the art of parasitism!

"Holy crap! My pentakill!"

In the V5 team voice chat, Xiao Yan's voice was so heartbreaking.

He already has very fast hands.

The moment Firefly's ultimate skill was thrown out, he flashed forward with the blue knife Q skill. Every Aphelios operator saw a fireworks feast in his eyes. The moment his blue knife hit the crowd perfectly, he had already imagined the perfect picture of himself using the ultimate five, flashing Q five times, and then killing one low-health person with one knife to get a pentakill.

结果
A lot of people died in an instant.

But why?
Why are all three squishy kills belong to Graves?
Is accurate kill a must-have skill for a male gun player?!
"shut up!"

Luo Ji rejected Xiao Yan's complaint and gave him a set of PUA in return:

"What do you mean your pentakill? That's clearly my pentakill. Think about it, who created this side lane advantage?"

"you."

"Then who came up with this plan of pretending to ambush and actually attacking the dragon?"

"You too."

"So here's the question. I was the one who created the advantage and came up with the plan, and you just threw your ultimate. How can you honestly say I stole your pentakill?"

"This"

Xiao Yan scratched his head and thought about it carefully. It seemed that this was indeed the case.

"What about tonight's supper?"

"You, oh no, this one is mine tonight."

"Ruzi can be taught."

Luo Ji nodded with a look of satisfaction on his face, but in fact he was feeling very annoyed when he saw the quad kill report at the top of the screen.

Did not expect ah.

His body odor concentration was still not high enough, so this opportunity to get a pentakill by just throwing a skill at the right time was snatched away by Xiao Yan, the AD player.

As expected of the Flame Emperor Xiao Yan, this K-head has excellent skills.

With a perfect team battle, RA's morale was completely broken by the V5 team. Not to mention the barrage in the live broadcast room, the violent aesthetics of Aphelios' ultimate + Graves' ultimate can especially ignite the viewing emotions of the players in the event.

Of course, that's the point.

When the director began to replay this team battle, countless viewers saw with their own eyes that Graves only used his skills after Aphelios had thrown his ultimate.

Deep in my heart, that familiar feeling finally burst out uncontrollably.

Yes!

This is the smell!
【666666】

[Good K, I can only say good K. ]

[Screw it, if I hadn't watched the replay I wouldn't have been able to tell. You know what K-head is.]

[I told you, how can you play Graves without body odor? I've been holding back all this evil, and it turns out he's hiding it here.]

Shipbreaker!
The shipbreaker throughout the entire game!
In the early stage, V5 relied on the attributes and tower-destroying ability of the Shipbreaker to increase the attention of the top lane. In the mid-term, V replaced map resources through the solo lane of the Shipbreaker. Finally, V relied on the passive design of the Shipbreaker to steal the big dragon and encircle RA. V almost made full use of this equipment.

of course.

What is most difficult for the referees behind V5 is.

From the time the competition started for more than ten minutes, Luo Ji kept humming his song "Stewardess Trap" whenever he had nothing to do. Do you think humming the BGM is cheating? The answer is definitely not. But if you say it is not cheating, it seems like this crappy BGM has some outrageous added value.

Several referees looked at each other and finally decided to pretend they didn't hear anything. After all, in Jin Yong's novels, no one saw anyone smashing Qiao Feng's speakers when he was fighting.

What does this mean?
This means that when two armies fight, they do not kill musicians, so songs can be considered as cyber stimulants that can be used reasonably.

finally.

Accompanied by V5's successful unattended advancement.

2:1
Little RA, successfully won!
"Wuhu~"

"Two wins! We've already won two before the New Year. Brothers, we're already halfway there!"

"Hey, wait, when we leave later, should we go out the back door? I've been using these weird things twice in a row, I'm afraid he'll get put in a sack."

"It's not a big deal. I brought my medical insurance card with me when I went out."

"???"

No!

What kind of person would bring their medical insurance card to a game?!
Compared to the heated discussion on V5's side, RA is more or less confused at this moment. They are not confused by their strength, but by V5's understanding of the version.

What was the situation of LPL in the past?
That is, even when a new season comes, everyone will still play the old version for a month until the Korean server updates the routines.

Huh~
Our major teams can learn a little bit from it.

Although it was first used in the LPL, in fact, all major teams had already seen it in other regions and had more or less an idea of ​​it.

But you V5!

You really understand the version!
"How to say?"

Le Yan glanced at his teammates and said:

"Do you want to leave later and wait for the people from V5?"

"Wait for V5? No, you don't really want to put him in a sack, do you?"

The RA players looked at LeYan with admiration. They used to think LeYan was very brave when they saw him dare to use a BUG to kill wild monsters. But now it seems that this cannot be explained by ordinary bravery.

This is planning to kill people directly offline!

"What are you thinking about?"

Le Yan rolled his eyes at his teammates, and said angrily:
"We won't do anything illegal. What I mean is, since V5 is so good at studying the meta, we should definitely schedule more scrimmages with them. Even if we only steal a few tricks, isn't that enough for us to annoy other teams in the region?"

"!!!"

That makes sense!

The eyes of the RA team lit up. They knew how difficult it was to arrange a training match for V5 now. The only difference was that it was difficult before because everyone wanted to avenge Luo Ji for punishing the wind girl in the top lane, and they were going for a grudge match. But now?
They were almost standing in front of Luo Ji with tears in their eyes, cosplaying Mitsui Shou and shouting:

"Master, I want to learn the art of parasitism!"

After the game.

This time, it was Luo Ji's turn to participate in the interview.

When it was confirmed that V5 sent Luo Ji instead of other team members, the first people who were moved were not Luo Ji himself, but the official staff who had been trying to invite him for an interview.

It's not easy!

Other newcomers try their best to show off their skills and get kills. It doesn’t matter whether they win or not, their KDA must look good anyway, and it’s easy to do a post-match interview.

Only this guy has such a bad KDA that he doesn't even have a chance.

This time.

The person in charge of the post-match interview was no longer Rookie's girlfriend Xiaoyu, but was replaced by the new female host Xia An of this period. Luo Ji was also very polite. After meeting the host, he strictly followed the teachings of his ancestors, namely:

[When you look at a girl, look into her eyes first. If she doesn’t look at you, you can look at her legs.] — Tong Jincheng
Although I felt the post-match interview was a bit boring, being able to see his legs was a good way to kill some time.

then.

While accepting the procedural interview questions.

Meanwhile, Luo Ji was secretly glancing at Xia An's legs from the side.

There's nothing else to watch.

You can't just look at the 200-pound cameraman behind the camera (anyone who has ever carried a camera knows that it's pure physical work)
Luo Ji, who thought he had perfect aim and tracing skills, never imagined that under the camera's gaze, any subtle movement he made would be infinitely magnified, especially during this natural disaster, when he had to wear a mask even when being interviewed.

The mask only leaves the eyes, which is really eye-catching.

Lengmian Gaoshou's character was already half-collapsed when he saw the hero microphone, and now looking at the post-match interview, wow, the other half has collapsed as well.

[It has been confirmed that this Mebius is full of humanity.]

[This little look is obviously practiced, Xia An didn't even notice it once.]

So the question is, why do we only look down and not up? Is it because there is nothing above?

[People are in hardship, don't tear them down. They're already poor enough, and you're still trying to pick on them.]

Everyone was amused by Luo Ji's performance.

but
Soon, when the interview came to the last question, the host's interview focus finally arrived:

"Then I'd like to ask Luo Ji, we all know that several strategies that have recently become popular on the Rift, such as top lane smite Janna and top lane tanky Tahm Kench, were all developed by you. Many viewers are also curious about how you developed these strategies and the mental journey you went through when developing them."

This is straightforward.

I almost cursed him for developing so many dirty things.

Luo Ji twitched his lips. He still underestimated the impact of the top laner's punishment flow routine. However, after thinking about it, he quickly took the microphone and said:

“How did the routine develop?”

"It's all about playing more, watching more, practicing more, and most importantly, stealing more. One person's wisdom is limited, but the wisdom of many is greater. I've also come across some of these strategies in ranked matches. If I find them interesting, I'll try them out, then make some symbolic changes and bring them out."

"For example, the top laner Janna wasn't actually my idea. I was just a porter of the tactic."

“As for the mental journey when developing the routine.”

"As for that game, everyone knows that it must be played with a smile."

Live broadcast room audience:? ? ?

After the game.

After punishing Janna and numerical monster Tam, Luo Ji's another routine of Shipbreaker Graves successfully became famous. Players in this period were in the process of exploring the new version of routines. Everyone was eagerly watching videos and waiting for the update of new routines.

why?
Because it is really fun to be happy first, but if you don’t follow suit, you will have to suffer. However, reality tells us that suffering first does not necessarily lead to sweetness later.

And it’s sweet first, and it’s really sweet.

After the game.

The proactive communication of RA and his group also surprised the players on the V5 side. During the period, Luo Ji even took out his medical insurance card and was about to find an opportunity to lie on the ground and shout "This hurts", "That hurts", and then "Magotan".

结果
The other party just came to make friends, wanted to add contact information, and by the way, deepen the connection between the teams. After understanding clearly, Luo Ji's excited eyes instantly lost their luster.

Just, that’s it?
I was so excited for nothing, I thought I could make my first pot of gold.

"Why does he look weird?"

Luo Ji's strange behavior naturally did not escape the attention of RA and his group.

Le Yan was stunned.

He asked Rookie beside him with some curiosity.

"It's okay. You know, if you study routines too much, your brain will overload. Occasionally, you'll have a brain freakout like this. It'll be fine once the overload is over."

Rookie's mouth twitched.

As a veteran on the field, he actually wanted to show off his team's potential newcomers in front of other veterans, just like parents like to show off their children. But the problem is that Luo Ji is too mature when he is normal, but once he has an attack, he is really hard to lead.

"Then I won't bother you anymore. We agreed to keep in touch during the training matches."

"sure."

After successfully getting what he wanted, RA officially resigned.

Normally, it would be time for V5 to return to the club and start reviewing today's game. However, before Nofe could say anything, Luo Ji took the initiative to come up to him and requested a delay in the review.

"why?"

Nofe asked curiously.

From the German Cup to now, this was the first time he heard Luo Ji make such a request.

"To get points!"

"Score up?"

Hearing about the concerns, not only coach Nofe, but other players in the team also came over. Professional players have rank requirements, and there are targets every month that require them to reach certain scores. Moreover, these days, duo queues are not allowed above the master level, and the only way to rank up in solo queue is to rely on skills and luck.

Although I don’t know what it is talking about regarding “getting points”.

But based on everyone's understanding of Luo Ji's "dirty heart and rotten lungs", anything that can come out of his mouth must be something inhumane but extremely useful.

"Yes, score points."

Seeing his teammates surrounding him, Luo Ji didn't hide anything and said, "I just found the top single shipbreaker male gun today."

"I've studied it."

"When I used Smite Janna before, it took a whole day for people online to start following suit. Then when I used Tahm Kench, within half a day, there were a lot of Tahm Kenchs in the ranked match. And now, I've used Shipbreaker Graves."

"you know."

"I can't wait to use my weapons and the Barbarian King to take some of these Shipbreakers' male guns."

Nofe: ???
The rest of V5 teammates: !!!
The staff who have not yet left:
You deserve a high score.

You're such a freaking genius!

That night.

With the help of the Shipbreaker's Graves, V5 players were on a roll in the rankings and reaped the benefits of the e-sports traffic they had generated.

At the same time, RA's hero microphone was also leaked online.

This time.

The shock brought by the game microphone is no less than the popularity of the hero microphone during his German Cup period. They have heard a lot of microphones that say dirty words, and they have also heard a lot of beeping sounds of swearing, but a hero microphone that starts singing in the middle of the game?
To be honest, I have never seen that before.

[Good guy, I call him good guy. 】

[I was performing crosstalk a while ago, and now I'm DJing. I can't even imagine what I'll do next.]

[Isn't Xiao Yang right next to you? Isn't this a good match?]

[No wonder RA lost. How can they play with a lead of only one speaker? ]

Happy.

This time I was really amused by him.

Especially RA, you said that if you lose the game, you lose. There is no eternal winner in the field, but don't sing and let your buddies bully you.

you
What's the difference between this and using the forbidden move [止戈] during a fight?
Many people don’t know what [止戈] is. It is a deadly move on the battlefield, usually used when the enemy can no longer resist. The strongest point of this move is that it causes great humiliation and trampling to the enemy.

Also known as Leaping Dabidou!
The only thing that cannot be denied is that with the blessing of this series of popularity.

As a newcomer, Luo Ji only played in the second game of the spring season, but he officially debuted in front of all LPL audiences with an astonishing popularity.

(End of this chapter)