My buddy is actually a Cao Cao type top laner?

Chapter 60 I am no longer the poor boy I used to be
The night after the game.

Zeli's three-item Hurricane and Giant Nine outfit began to wreak havoc on the entire canyon, and after truly realizing the extent of the bugs in this outfit, Luoji Esports' reputation as the inventor was further consolidated.

of course
This is not the most noisy thing.

The most exciting thing is that they seemed to realize how popular V5's hero microphone was. The hero microphone that originally took several days to make was finally released that night after working overtime.

As soon as it was released, countless viewers were stunned.

The previous competition was just crosstalk.

Now?

How come the card player and the singer are here, and Rookie is actually singing along?
[God-level top laner, god-level team, god-level me actually likes watching god-level hero microphones.]

[Can V5's regular season schedule be filled up? That would be so exciting.]

I thought Doinb was already the best performer in the show, but I didn't expect there would be someone who could do it!

[When I think about this guy pretending to be cool when he first debuted, I want to laugh. Such a good-looking face is wasted.]

The LPL audience was going crazy with joy.

Normally, for a professional player, his strength determines the lower limit of his fan base, while his live performance determines the upper limit of his fan base. In ancient times, professional players who were famous for live streaming were not ugly, but at least they were of all heights, weights, and sizes. Few of them looked normal.

In other words, normal things can’t become popular.

When he was in Zizi (Beijing noblewoman) mode, there were few people in the live broadcast room, although he was not short of those few people. But when he completely transformed, his ability to attract fans increased immediately.

Considering that the team had a perfect 4/0 finish before the New Year.

That night.

Nofe simply reviewed today's game and let the players disperse freely. After all, it is the Chinese New Year, and even if they are still in a semi-isolation period, with the mentality of Chinese people, they will try their best to go home if they can.

"What do you mean, my dream? What are your plans for the New Year?"

Just disband.

Kasa took the initiative to find Luo Ji.

They played their last game before the New Year on January 1, but they had to return on February 26 for the first game after the New Year. There was only a two-week gap. Xiao Yan, PPGOD and others had no problem going home, and Rookie could go with Xiaoyu, but he couldn't.

He can't go back to the island, because the vacation will be wasted just in isolation.

Fortunately.

Luo Ji is also there to accompany him in this club.

"that."

Luo Ji scratched his head sheepishly. "Although I really don't have a home to return to, I also have something to go out for."

Hearing his words, Kasa was suddenly struck by lightning.

But soon.

He reacted and said:
"Then can I follow?"

"If you don't mind, I have no problem here."

"Then let's go together!"

Kasa put his arm around Luo Ji's shoulder with excitement. It was good enough that they could be together. The important thing was not where to go or what to do, but that he was not alone in the club with Ah Dai during the New Year.

That's enough.

The next day.

Looking at Xiao Yan PPGOD who was preparing to go home with lots of bags, Luo Ji sighed and patted their shoulders with a heavy face.

"Even though I'm going home for the New Year."

"But I still have to tell you something. During the Chinese New Year, don't just focus on eating. Remember to exercise, too. Young people really need to exercise well."

"why?"

"Because you will always meet the love that belongs to you in the future. When you are young, you think that love only requires sincerity, but when you really have it, you will find that love requires not only sincerity but also strength."

Xiao Yan:?
PPGOD:?
aside.

Rookie couldn't help but burst out laughing.

But as someone who has been through it, he nodded in agreement. He really needs to exercise well, otherwise it would be better not to come.

Under the resentful eyes of the two.

finally.

Luo Ji glanced at Kasa, who had also packed his backpack, and raised the plane ticket screen on his phone.

"Okay, Brother Ka, it's time for us to set off now."

"GO! GO! GO!"

Kasa's face was full of excitement.

Although I don't know where they are going, but seeing Luo Ji's mysterious look, it should be a good place~
A few hours later.

After taking various means of transportation, when the two finally arrived at their destination and got off the car, Casa looked around and saw that they had come to a small town with more fashionable decoration.

"arrive?"

"arrive."

Kasa scratched his head, "Where to?"

Luo Ji raised an eyebrow, "Keep it secret."

This mysterious feeling made Kasa feel quite interesting, until Luo Ji called a handover person who was suspected to be leading the way. After turning around several times, the two finally stopped successfully at the door of a factory.

Kasa frowned, feeling that something was not right.

But since I'm already here, I should just think about it.

finally.

Kasa followed him in.

More than an hour later.
When the two came out again, Kasa was completely shocked by Luo Ji. No wonder he came here with a mysterious look on his face. It turned out that he came here to collaborate with others on "Human Modeling Month".

"Brilliant."

He pointed at Luo Ji for a long time, but in the end he could only utter two words.

No wonder this guy never talks about salary, always mentions risks, never talks about benefits, always talks about caution in everything, and talks about the overall situation in every word, but every movement of his eyes indicates that he wants to increase the salary. It turns out that he is investing his money in this kind of place.

Have to mention.

Kasa was indeed moved at first.

But thinking that this might ruin his reputation, he forced himself to resist getting involved.

"It's not that you don't have money, Brother Ka. You can only play professionally for a few years, and you only have a few years left in your life. You have to think about the future a little bit."

Luo Ji shook his head nonchalantly.

For this cooperation, he adopted a nominal system, that is, someone would create an account to specifically edit the wonderful content of his live broadcast and the highlights of the game, and sell goods under the account. Of course, the store would be under his name, and he would only be responsible for playing Tai Chi when asked by others.

Neither admit nor deny.

In essence, it is the same as the online store of Doinb’s wife Tang Xiaoyou, but the things sold are different.

Using his own traffic to attract traffic, and then turning it into money and returning it to his own account, not only solved the sexual repression problem of the majority of compatriots, but also solved the problem of insufficient cash flow in Luo Ji's account.

Win-win!

In the future, every time a new product is released, a few will be sent to him as a shareholder for testing, and he can also pass it on to Xiao Yan. He believes that with this thing, the incident of Xiao Yan "exposing his penis" in the original world will not happen again, but will help him concentrate on training.

Luo Ji also thought about this after traveling through time.

Since we know which players will be strong in the future, why not form a so-called LPL star team?

But tell him the truth.

It's very difficult. First, the club doesn't have that much money. Second, he, as a player, doesn't have the ability to command the club to buy players. Third, whether the players are willing or not is another matter.

Since you can't decide your teammates, find a way to guide your current teammates.

"Okay, Brother Ka, thank you for accompanying me today. I'll take you to eat something delicious later. This meal is on my plate."

"you?"

Kasa glanced at him suspiciously. After reviewing the transaction, he knew that Luo Ji didn't have much money in his account. He was so stingy on weekdays, so how could he afford to treat everyone?
"Wait, what do you mean by that look?"

Noticing something was wrong with Kasa's eyes, Luo Ji explained righteously, "Don't look at me like this now. I'm different now. I'm no longer the poor boy I was back then."

Kasa was stunned.

Just as he was about to speak, he heard Luo Ji continue:
"Chinese New Year is coming soon, and soon I will be a poor boy in the new year."

"?"

After finishing the most important thing, Luo Ji and Kasa began to wander around aimlessly.

It seemed like it was only a little over a week, so the two of them basically just wandered around in a random direction until it was almost time, then they started heading back towards the club.

Until a few days before the collection.

The two of them slowly returned to the Magic City.

This period of time was the most eye-opening few days for Casa.

Since they started playing professionally, most professional players have stayed at home or in their clubs, and have almost no knowledge of the outside world, otherwise they would not be so accurately manipulated by those so-called internet celebrities.

But Luo Ji is not like that.

Pulling Casa, we wandered through all corners, eating the most authentic food, staying in the most cultural place, and sleeping.
cough cough.

Of course, sleep normally.

Even after returning to Shanghai, Luo Ji still took Kasa to work as a part-time agent in various real estate projects. Although Kasa didn't care much about this, the novelty of this job really opened his eyes.

While pretending to queue, Kasa also asked in a low voice:
"I see you've been hanging around these properties these past few days. Are you thinking of buying a house here?"

Although I am from Taiwan.

But Karsa also understands how expensive the housing prices in Shanghai are. Even though he has been a professional player for so many years, he still feels hesitant to buy a house when he sees the housing prices here.

"That's not the case. The price is too expensive, and I'm not mentally prepared yet." Luo Ji responded decisively.

"What kind of mental preparation?" Kasa asked.

"Preparation to join the Mortgage Boys Group."

"Pfft~"

What the hell is this Mortgage Boys Group!

Until a few days before the competition.

The V5 team who went home for the New Year and those who did not go home finally gathered at the club. However, on the first day of the gathering, the club staff were shocked by a sack of "gifts" brought back by Luo Ji.

This?
Who gives the Holy Grail as a New Year's gift?!

Clam.

You said this was not a gift from the company, but a New Year's gift from a colleague?

Freeloader?
That's fine.

Luo Ji was also very sensible. He put everything in a big black bag, divided into men's and women's. The men's bag contained not only the Holy Grail but also a piece of Huazi, which was convenient for taking out to fool outsiders. The female colleague's bag contained a large thermos cup, which was also convenient for reconciling accounts when discussing the cup. He also put a few small dolls in it.

The point is not what to give.

The entire club knew that he had the lowest salary among the players.

The key point is that he knows how to give gifts.

He must be able to handle the social etiquette well.

After Nofe understood the situation, he was at a loss whether to laugh or cry, and he raised and lowered his hand pointing at Luo Ji.

"You kid, are you obsessed with money?"

"If this news gets out, you won't be able to find a girlfriend in the industry for the next few years."

Luo Ji shook his head indifferently.

"Why look for a girlfriend? They say a wise man doesn't fall in love. Adults can wash their feet and get massages. It doesn't matter if pure love comes or not. It's fine as long as pure gold comes sooner rather than later."

After a short period of rehabilitation.

Luo Ji also discovered that the Riot staff on the Chinese server seemed to be slacking off.

Normally, after the Chinese server released version 12.2, both the ranked and competitive versions should have been updated to version 12.3 simultaneously with the foreign servers. However, when version 12.3 was released, it was Chinese New Year in China, and everyone went back home to visit their mothers, and no one went to work.

OK.

When I came back after the New Year, the version had already jumped to 12.4 in sync with the other servers, but the competition version was a little behind, still at 12.2.
And this update is extremely precise.

The top laner punishes Janna, right?

Click, cut it, cut the salary.

Alchemy jar knife girl, right?
Click, it cut again, cutting the displacement layer.

Zeli's Q skill can trigger a hurricane, right?

Hey, keep chopping, chop the hurricane special effects.

Except for the Shipbreaker, the designers did not make any changes to it. Almost everything V5 came out with was cut by the designers.

Luo Ji naturally knew that even if he didn't take them, the designers would cut these things, but he took them anyway, which created the illusion that the designers were watching the V5 game and making changes.

Isn't this a successful scam?
The casual players who had finally learned Luo Ji's tactics were devastated when they saw the update log.

The spring season after the new year hasn't started yet. If you've cut all my moves, who can I go to for nutrition for my lost routines?

For a while.

The number of fans under Luo Ji's account began to increase dramatically, and everyone was counting on him to continue spreading vulgar... no, the tricks to gain points!
【Silver, routine, help! 】

[Is this designer focusing on V5? Why does he cut everything V5 has to offer?]

[During the Spring Festival, I didn't spend much time visiting relatives. I haven't even gained points for a few days. Why is my buddy's house gone? ]

[Meng, I've never asked you for anything in my life. Please start streaming now, I'm already having trouble getting any points QAQ.]

While flipping through the version log, Luo Ji was also recalling what was in his mind.

Recalling for a long time.

Ok.

I can't think of anything. I have to try it myself to know what it is.

"Aren't you going to do a live broadcast? So many people are begging you." Seeing that Luo Ji had no intention of doing a live broadcast, Xiao Yan, who was jealous of the traffic, was a little confused and asked hurriedly.

"That's why you're young."

Luo Ji shook his head and pointed at the version log, saying, "This thing was just updated, and Brother Ka and I just got back. What the hell do we have to understand about the version?"

"Even if you want to start a live broadcast, you have to first figure out what you can teach that can't be shown on the field, and then consider it."

"not to mention."

"Giving it to them when they ask for it is just licking their boots. licking boots doesn't get the House. But if they're in a patch that's not working and they can't handle the distribution anymore, and you come out and give them some alms, they'll remember your kindness and worship you like a god."

"Besides, we have more important things to do right now."

More important things?
All the players in the room were stunned. Not only the two main players and the bottom lane combination, but also the players in the substitute positions.

Luo Ji walked around the room and said with a smile:

"Everyone will eat well when they go home for the New Year, right?"

"Have you ever felt like your stomach is empty, you can't go to the toilet, or even that everything you do feels awkward, like something is missing in your body?"

As soon as these words came out, all the contestants nodded vigorously.
Yup!

That's what it feels like!

Except for Kasa who hangs out with Luo Ji, everyone who returns home feels as if something is not right after returning, but it doesn't seem like they feel uncomfortable.

It's strange.

Seeing this, Luo Ji explained with the look of an old Chinese medicine practitioner:
"You are ill, lacking hundreds of millions of trace elements that are not necessary for your body."

"Come, go out with me."

"Don't worry, I'm not taking you to the hospital to see a doctor. I just want to take you to see the craziest Thursday in this Magic City."

All the contestants in the room: !!!
(End of this chapter)