I've never felt happy to become an immortal.

Chapter 102 Miscellaneous Fish and Miscellaneous Fish
"Woof woof woof——!"

As soon as Bai Xuan walked out the door, he heard the big yellow dog barking. The dog ran up to him and showed its courtesy, holding a ball in its mouth, as if it wanted to play catch with him.

Bai Xuan looked quite helpless.

This dog's IQ is not inferior to that of a ten-year-old child. It can even understand human language. Why is it playing such a low-level game?

Isn’t this just a cute trick?

He was just about to send the dog away when a hand reached out and took the ball from the dog's mouth.

Qin Xiaochan raised the corner of her lips and shook the ball in her hand: "Want to play?"

Woof——!
The dog answered in the affirmative.

"Okay, then--" Qin Xiaochan took a deep breath, stood in a horse stance, turned her waist and twisted her wrists.

The true energy in the whole body circulates seamlessly.

The cultivation level of the fifth level of the Dengtian Tower has already stepped half a foot into the late stage of Zhixuan.

Seeing a leaf fall tells us that autumn is coming.

Bai Xuan could judge that the strength of the True Warriors in the Zhixuan realm was gradually developing towards the Xuanhuan level.

If the first three levels of body casting belong to the levels in Jin Yong's martial arts novels, then the third level of Zhixuan is undoubtedly heading towards the level of The Legend of the Twin Dragons of Tang Dynasty; the exterior scenes are developing towards the Golden Light Puppet Show.

"Wait..." Bai Xuan was about to stop Qin Xiaochan, but he was a step too late.

She had already thrown the ball, and with a whoosh, the ball broke through the air and flew high into the sky in an instant, rubbing against the air, and even turned directly into a light red fireball and flew away at a high speed in the sight, breaking the limit of sight in less than ten seconds.

Bai Xuan seemed to vaguely see a corner of the cloud layer cracked.

Fortunately, there was no plane passing overhead, otherwise another Mamba might have passed away.

The big yellow dog opened its mouth wide in an instant, staring blankly at the flying ball, and almost hit its jaw on the ground.

"Good dog, go get it." Qin Xiaochan said with a smile, "It's only a few hundred miles away, not far."

Before he could finish his words, he was hit hard.

"Hiss, you dare to hit me!" Qin Xiaochan widened her eyes. This was the first time that Emperor Nanchu was hit on the head since he ascended the throne.

"How can you throw the ball around like that? What if it hits someone? What if there's a flying object on it? What if it's observed and the relevant authorities come looking for you?" Bai Xuan's expression was very serious, and his frown didn't show any sign of joking.

Qin Xiaochan realized that she had done something wrong and her eyes began to wander: "I, I was just a little excited and didn't think too much. Besides, even if it was discovered, how could we find out where it flew out from?"

"You underestimate the technology of this world." Bai Xuan said calmly, "Everyone is a collection of information. Your fingerprints, blood, and DNA are all unique personal codes. You are not even from this world. No one knows whether you meet the definition of 'Homo sapiens'."

Qin Xiaochan pouted: "Why are you still cursing me? Why am I not considered a human being?"

"You are a human, but not necessarily from here." Bai Xuan couldn't explain it clearly. For example, the humans in the world of "Sea Tiger" were all evolved from giant apes, so they could control the rotation of the magnetic field. And the visitors from the world of true cultivation who can practice cultivation, her DNA may not be completely consistent with that of modern people.

Moreover, after five hundred years of great integration between the Yaoyi and Qin peoples, there are very few pure-blooded Qin people. Who knows if she has any hidden Yaoyi genes in her body?
Bai Xuan has only one requirement for life in modern society, and that is peace and security. He doesn't want anyone to disrupt his peaceful daily life.

He himself can withstand the investigation, but Qin Xiaochan cannot.

Once the relevant departments find out, they can conduct a random investigation and interrogate her. With her intelligence, they will soon be able to find out how old she was when she started wetting the bed.

"If you continue to use Zhenwu without authorization, I will send you back or let you stay here to calm down for ten days or half a month."

This threat made Qin Xiaochan so angry that her teeth itched.

But she had no choice but to cooperate.

The authority to go back and come back is in Bai Xuan's hands. If he offends the other party, what good will it do to feel happy for a while?
I can't stay here forever, right?
Although she was curious about the world here, she did not think it was better than her hometown...Dying in a foreign land is the nightmare and regret of every wanderer.

Seeing Qin Xiaochan lowering her head without saying anything, Bai Xuan knew that she had made a concession.

As for how to deal with difficult and naughty children, he had experience from his past as a teacher, so he started to make plans.

"If you're good, I'll treat you to something good."

"What good stuff?"

"There's nothing better than what you've tasted."

Bai Xuan walked out of the courtyard and pushed the old man's car out of the warehouse, an ordinary small electric scooter.

Bai Xuan heard that his own father had played with modified motorcycles in the past, and he almost died on the spot on a curve. Although he was rescued, he was left with a chronic disease.

From then on, the family strictly prohibited having a fever on public transportation. Bai Xuan had only come into contact with electric scooters and bicycles in his life, never motorcycles or cars.

"Come in." Bai Xuan patted the back seat.

"How do we get on like this?" She opened her eyes wide. "Sitting with legs apart? No, that's too indecent... and wouldn't that mean a man and a woman are riding together?"

Qin Xiaochan waved her hands repeatedly: "You and His Highness Lianxing can sit here, but I can't. I really can't."

She had a rosy cheek and was well-educated, so she could not ride with any man other than her husband.

Bai Xuan couldn't hold it in, patting the handlebars and laughing until he sighed, "Who would have any thoughts about a shriveled fifteen-year-old girl like you? I'm already twenty-three, almost ten years older than you. You have to call me brother when you go out... And that's how transportation works here, there aren't so many rules. If you don't want to spread your legs, you can sit sideways."

Qin Xiaochan asked anxiously, "Are there no other cars?"

"It's just a few minutes' ride to the subway station."

She pursed her lips, thinking that it was only for a few minutes and she could bear it.

In the end, curiosity overcame reserve.

The fifteen-year-old female Barbarian King couldn't resist and sat in the back seat shyly.

Bai Xuan poked the big yellow dog's forehead and said, "Watch the house carefully and help take care of the old man."

He took out a small genius watch and hung it around the dog's neck: "If anything happens, just press this button to call me urgently, understand?"

"Woof——!"

The big yellow dog responded very straightforwardly, even raising its paw to the side of its head in a salute. It would be a shame if someone with this kind of talent didn't become a civil servant, at least he could get a job there.

"What's this dog's name?"

“No name.”

"Why not give it a name? It's so intelligent it's already a spirit animal. Without a name, how can it socialize? Won't it feel inferior when it meets its own kind?"

"..."

God damn low self-esteem?
"Do you know a lot about spirit beasts?" Bai Xuan asked casually.

"Of course, there are several spirit beasts kept in the palace. There's a Yuan turtle living in the Taiji Lake next to the Yangxin Palace. The island in the lake is its back." Qin Xiaochan nodded in confirmation. "Spirit beasts that understand human nature are generally large. This is the first time I've seen one so easy to raise."

"Sit tight and hold on tight." Bai Xuan turned the handle and the electric scooter drove out of the yard.

Qin Xiaochan exclaimed, "It's moving! How did it move? Is it the same as the mechanical beasts of the Shenji Sect? But the mechanical beasts are huge, and their movements are very complicated and rigid."

"It's a simple electric drive." Bai Xuan said, "I can't tell you the principle."

"Underestimating me? Are you afraid that I'll steal your technology?"

"No, I'm not afraid either."

"Then why can't you say it?"

"Because I can't either!"

"Turns out it's just a small fry~~" Qin Xiaochan covered her lips and smiled like a little ghost.

"I'm not a scumbag." Bai Xuan explained, "Everyone has their own specializations."

"Hehehe, that proves that in this area, you are just a small fry."

"...I'm really curious." Bai Xuan looked through the rearview mirror at the little palace maid with a smile on her face. "How did such a serious place like the palace raise a lively palace maid like you?"

Qin Xiaochan stopped talking, accidentally revealing her true nature.

The other party is also very smart and can guess the real answer with just a random guess.

She quickly said obediently: "No, I know the rules very well. I will do whatever you ask me to do."

"Then call me brother first and let me hear it."

"..."

——I am your future sister-in-law!

——You want me to call you brother?

Qin Xiaochan immediately clenched her fists.

"No, okay?"

"At your age, if you don't want to be my sister, do you want to be my daughter?" Bai Xuan asked calmly: "Although I don't mind, can you accept it?"

Qin Xiaochan bit her lower lip.

—You're such a traitor, you want to be my father? You want to be the emperor emeritus? I think you've never seen what a succession struggle is like!
But the fact is just as Bai Xuan said, this fifteen-year-old looks like a little girl no matter how you look at her.

She needed a temporary identity to fit into this world.

"If you don't want to shout, don't force yourself." Bai Xuan took a step back: "Maybe he won't come back in the future, and I guess no one will ask about it."

Qin Xiaochan suddenly grabbed the handrail at the rear of the car, as if something had happened to her.

She lowered her voice and shouted with great reluctance.

"elder brother……"

"Ok?"

"Trash fish."

"Ok??"

"Brother Trash!"

"Isn't this wrong?" Bai Xuan stepped on the brakes.

Qin Xiaochan suddenly found it easy to say, squinting her eyes and smiling, "Brother Zayu! Oh, this is quite easy to say~"

She deliberately emphasized the word "trash", which was clearly a mockery...but in reality, the provocation from the female ghost was even stronger.

Bai Xuan stared at her silently.

Qin Xiaochan raised her chin, like a stubborn tabby cat: "Trash~Brother~"

"Forget it, as long as you are happy." Bai Xuan finally compromised, but it can't be said to be a compromise... He would not feel ashamed to be called like that, but some people might not be able to help but put their hands on their crotch when they heard it.

Qin Xiaochan showed her teeth and smiled proudly.

He thought he had grasped Bai Xuan's weakness and believed that Bai Xuan didn't like to be called "trash".

He just sat in the back of the electric car and kept shouting.

The undisguised voice of "trash" sounded very arrogant.

It attracted a lot of attention along the way.

Many people saw a cute little girl sitting in the back seat of the electric scooter with her hands on the young man's shoulders. They immediately smiled knowingly and thought that the brother and sister had a really good relationship.

If Qin Xiaochan knew more about the culture of modern society, she would not shout like that.

And in the future she will eventually understand that the term "trash" is simply a huge boomerang.

(End of this chapter)