I've never felt happy to become an immortal.

Chapter 18 You dog, I am really happy
In front of the sink, Bai Xuan held an electric toothbrush in his mouth and looked in the mirror.

His own handsome face is not the point.

The Darkmoon Gate emerged in the mirror.

The originally broken dark moon has now become much more united.

The dark moon pattern, which had remained unchanged after being crossed hundreds of times before, seemed to be showing signs of being reunited.

At first, only one-third of the broken dark moon was intact, but now more than half of it has disappeared without a trace of breakage.

Very strange.

"What on earth happened to cause the Dark Moon Realm Gate to change?"

Bai Xuan carefully recalled what he encountered during this time travel.

It was nothing more than killing a master and eliminating a group of martial artists who used force to break the law.

When he was the halberd bearer of the Great Qin Warriors, he had killed countless so-called martial arts masters, and the blood had already flowed like a river. At that time, the boundary gate did not react at all.

Obviously, the changes in the Darkmoon Gate were not due to this reason.

"Sure enough, the problem still lies in the previous life."

Bai Xuan took a mouthful of water and spit out the white foam from rinsing his mouth: "Is it because of the land immortals, or because of cutting the dragon vein?"

"Originally, this time span was the longest in history, a full five hundred years."

He couldn't figure it out for the moment, so he reached out and tapped the Dark Moon Gate.

【Please unlock the new feature illustration】

The hint is quite obvious, but it is just a hint.

No matter how Bai Xuan clicked, it was useless. The new function was unknown and he needed to explore it on his own.

"Tsk, I knew it."

The young man was slightly surprised.

I had explored the functions and rules of the Darkmoon Gate on my own before, and after traveling through it hundreds of times, I had almost figured it out.

But now that a new function has been unlocked, the old problem still exists. It will not explain it directly at all, and you need to try it slowly by yourself later.

"If Dark Moon can be repaired, then that means I've been using a basic version until now?"

"No, the Beggar's Edition is fully functional after all. What I'm using should be called a trial version or a limited beta version."

"Has it been upgraded from the trial version to the official version 0.1?"

Bai Xuan's eyes were subtle, and then he waved his hand to let the dark moon dissipate.

Although it is not clear what exactly caused the change, as a certain praying mantis once said - change is a good thing.

He is still young and his thoughts and ideas have not yet solidified into those of a conservative.

The function upgrade of the Darkmoon Portal may unlock some of the previous rule restrictions.

There is something to do now.

The young man couldn't help but curl up his lips. After all, the longer people live, the more passionate they become about two things.

One is to go to the pier and get some chips.

The second is to find fun in life.

As soon as I walked out of the bathroom, I noticed a big yellow dog squatting at the door, sticking out its tongue and looking well-behaved.

"I'm going to cook, you go sweep the floor."

He pointed to the broom beside him, and without caring whether the yellow dog understood or not, he went into the kitchen and closed the door.

Bai Xuan is very particular about breakfast, and even specifically divides it into Chinese and Western styles.

The Chinese style is noodles with hard-boiled eggs; the Western style is toast with fried eggs.

We had a dog today, so I made an extra serving of noodles for one person.

A few minutes later, when Bai Xuan left the kitchen with the noodles, he saw the big yellow dog sweeping the floor, running back and forth with the broom hanging from its mouth. The cleaning efficiency was not high, but it was working very hard.

"Come and eat."

After shouting, the big yellow dog leaned the broom against the wall, ran to the table and squatted down.

It's really spiritual.

Bai Xuan didn't know if it was an illusion, but he always felt that the dog seemed a little smarter than yesterday. Without any training, it could understand even unclear instructions. It seemed to be becoming a spirit.

Forget it, it’s none of his business whether it becomes a spirit.

After he had a simple breakfast, he lay down on the sofa.

I was supposed to go for a walk after breakfast, but my eyebrows still hurt a little. Excessive loss of mental power will affect the essence of the soul. At least I don’t feel very energetic this morning.

"Swordsmanship."

Bai Xuan spread out his palms, looked at the bag of potato chips and snacks on the coffee table in the living room, moved his fingers, then put down his hands and shook his head.

"Never mind. The weight of a paper airplane alone can give me a headache for half an hour."

The outward extension of mental power has also been studied here, but the sequelae are quite serious. At the mildest, it causes headaches and fever, and at the worst, it causes high fever. After doing it several times in a row, I don’t want to use or practice it at all. I always feel like it is self-mutilation and a scorched earth war on brain cells.

Anyway, there are fewer restrictions in the world of true cultivation, and there seems to be no need to pursue becoming a superpower in the modern world. The public security in modern society is much better than that in the world of true cultivation.

No matter which of these two worlds, it is an inseparable reality for Bai Xuan.

I just feel a little regretful sometimes.

When he was distracted, Bai Xuan felt something furry rubbing against him. The big yellow dog came close to him with a bag of snacks in its mouth, its little eyes full of flattering look.

Some people always like to use the word "running dog" to describe a certain type of people who are flattering and fawning on the powerful.

However, if there really is a dog that understands human nature so well, this "running dog" would not be annoying.

You dog, you are such a delight.

Bai Xuan patted the dog's head and said, "Come on, I'll take you for a walk."

"Woof!" barked the yellow dog.

Seeing how obedient and worry-free it was, Bai Xuan suddenly felt that it was not impossible to keep it. However, he changed his mind and thought about the extra expenses of raising a dog, and the enthusiasm that had just risen in his heart was extinguished a lot.

After all, it is not easy for young people nowadays to support themselves.

...It was early in the morning and I just ran into some parents who were sending their children back from school.

"Good morning, Brother Bai."

"Good morning, have you eaten?"

"I have a bun here, do you want one?"

Passing through the group of enthusiastic grandpas and grandmas.

When Bai Xuan arrived at the gate of the residential complex, the familiar security guard asked with a smile, "Why are you leaving so early? What are you doing?"

"Going to the station to do something."

Just a question and an answer is a greeting.

The security guard with a crew cut at the back was sharp-eyed. He looked down and exclaimed in amazement: "Isn't this the yellow dog that was bitten by the golden retriever yesterday?"

The familiar security guard stroked his chin and said, "It's true... This dog has found a savior."

The security guard with a crew cut said, "Could it be that he raised the child?"

"How could it be? From the state of its fur yesterday, it was obvious it was a stray. I guess Brother Bai was kind enough to keep it and take care of it. He then asked if I wanted to keep it, and if so, I had to register it."

"Okay, got it..."

"You stay here, I'll leave for a while." The familiar security guard suddenly said.

"Why go?"

"Going to the station to do something."

"Oh." The crew cut nodded and turned back: "No, you're going in the wrong direction."

"No, the toilet is over there."

"?"

……

Bai Xuan didn't have a dog license, and he didn't have any dog ​​owner's equipment. He definitely didn't have a leash or collar, so he could only let the dog follow him.

Originally, it was a stray dog ​​in the city, and it had developed some intelligence. It could understand the traffic rules of stopping at red lights, stopping at green lights, and rushing at yellow lights. Its intelligence was enough to easily serve as a guide dog.

Then as they walked, it ran to the front and took the initiative to lead Bai Xuan.

I don’t know how it knew the location of the nearby police station. A stray dog ​​wouldn’t go to the police station to scout it, right?
Not only did he lead the way steadily, but he also managed to get a few bites of food along the way.

Although this big yellow dog is a local dog, it looks good. It looked dirty before, but after it was given a bath and had its hair simply trimmed yesterday, its appearance immediately improved. Passersby thought it was Bai Xuan's dog. They thought domestic dogs were docile, so they had no scruples and came up to touch the dog's head and feed it actively.

I don’t eat starchy sausage, egg yolk pie is the best.

Several passersby ladies were not satisfied with petting the dog, and also asked for Bai Xuan's contact information with ulterior motives.

He politely refused me on the grounds that he forgot to bring his cell phone.

One of them was unwilling to give up and directly wrote down her contact number and handed it over. Her bold and resolute attitude made Bai Xuan wonder if she was the owner of a pet shop.

More than half an hour later, the man and the dog walked leisurely to the police station.

The dog was about to go in carelessly, but Bai Xuan grabbed his ear.

"Wild animals are not allowed in the station. You don't even have a permit. How can you go in and turn yourself in?"

"Ouch..."

The dog drooped its tail.

Bai Xuan pointed at the traffic police standing guard on the roadside and said, "Go over there and squat. You can pretend to be a civil servant and have some fun."

The dog pricked up its ears, nodded, and ran over in a few seconds. The traffic police thought the dog was going to pounce on them and attack them, so they quickly raised their hands. As a result, they saw the dog slam on the brakes, raise its head and squat down, its posture resembling that of Hachiko.

This fake one looks quite real. I guess he has observed many civil servants clocking in for work.

Bai Xuan entered the police station and came to an empty counter.

A good-looking female police officer was in charge of reception. She was relatively young and did not have much work experience. However, the work of grassroots sheriffs was always boring and tedious, and was filled with a lot of trivial matters. It was understandable that she was in a bad mood because she had to be on duty early in the morning and with the recent Mercury retrograde.

Just looking up, I saw a handsome man standing close to me. My heart beat faster, and my formal smile became 30% sweeter. "Hello... How can I help you?"

Appearance is human rights.

Of course, there are always handsome men and beautiful women in modern society. Even if a person has good innate conditions, if he or she does not stand properly and cannot control his or her expression well, it will be difficult to give a good impression.

Innate conditions plus acquired training, plus the temperament added by experience, experience, and social status, are the key to making a deep impression and even generating goodwill.

"Comrade police officer, is this the lost and found office?" Bai Xuan asked politely.

"Yes, this is the lost and found office... Did you lose something? Please fill out the form here to register, and I will notify you immediately when I have news." The female police officer explained patiently and confidently.

To register, you need to leave your contact information.

Bai Xuan took out the thank-you gift that Gouzi had brought back yesterday—a handmade watch—and placed it on the counter. "This is a lost property I found. It looks quite valuable. I hope the police can help find the owner."

The policewoman took a look at the watch with a slightly surprised look. This watch looked like it was worth a lot of money.

If this was secretly stolen and sold, it would be worth a lot of money. This young man is really honest.

"You are truly a good citizen with high moral standards." The policewoman praised him generously, "Young man, you are truly kind and good-hearted."

She lowered her head and said, "I'll check the registration records to see if the owner has registered it."

I typed in 'watch' and searched the lost and found database of the city's public security office, and quickly got the results.

According to the description of the owner who came to register, it is very consistent.

"We've found the owner, bro...eh? Where's he?"

When the policewoman looked up, the counter in front of her was empty and the person was gone.

"Oh..." The policewoman sighed, feeling disappointed that she hadn't gotten the contact information. She felt a sense of apprehension, but she quickly composed herself and dialed the number. "Hello, this is the Yongle Street Public Security Bureau. Is this Ms. Wen, who registered for lost and found?"

……

Outside the police station, Bai Xuan stretched lazily. After finishing the small matter, it was time to take care of his own business.

Should I continue to rent a house outside or go back and find a class to attend?

At this moment, a pleasant bell rang.

When I turned on the phone screen, two words appeared on the screen.

(End of this chapter)