Ming Dynasty: The Crocodile King of Han Prince Zhu Gaoxu's Family

Chapter 40 Old Taoist priest, let it transform and slap me in the face!

Looking at his teacher who kept swearing, Zhu Zhanhe was full of confusion. He turned his head blankly and looked behind him, but found nothing. Then he lowered his head and looked at himself again, but still didn't find anything wrong.

"Teacher, teacher! Monks cannot swear!" Zhu Zhanhe looked at his teacher who was staring at him in surprise and reminded him carefully.

"Huh~" The old Taoist was obviously stunned for a moment after hearing what Zhu Zhanhe said, and then seemed to realize that he was being inappropriate, so he exhaled deeply, as if he wanted to spit out all the filth in his mouth.

"Oh my God! May the Daoist Ancestor bless you! May the Daoist Ancestor bless you!" The old Taoist priest exhaled a long breath and gently flicked the brush in his hand, treating it as dust. Instantly, his sleeve was covered in ink, but he seemed not to notice. He then quickly turned around and kowtowed to the portrait of the Daoist Ancestor hanging behind him, apologizing profusely.

"Huh~" After letting out another long breath, the old Taoist turned around and faced his cheap student. His facial expression had become much calmer, but the shock in his eyes could not be concealed. He glanced at Zhu Zhanhe and quickly turned his head away.

"Tell me, what have you been doing for the past ten days? Why didn't you come to see me?" The old Taoist tried to speak to his student in a calm tone, but the slight trembling in his voice showed his unrest.

"Teacher, I haven't done anything for the past ten days. I just stayed at home, read books, took a walk, etc. It was beautiful!" Zhu Zhanhe was a little surprised why his teacher asked him what he had been doing recently.

I didn't do anything! I just used the evenings to discuss life with the two little girls.

Also, take advantage of the night to find a big crocodile that has been lost for more than ten years!
But I can’t tell you this. Even if I tell you, you may not believe it. It’s better to wait for my big crocodile to come back and let you see it with your own eyes. It will scare you!
"Think about it carefully." The old Taoist priest looked at the student opposite him who moved his eyes slightly but was telling lies. His face was full of disdain, with an expression that said, "I don't believe your nonsense."

"Teacher, really not. I just lost my virginity these few days. I didn't do anything else." Zhu Zhanhe looked like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water. He smiled and stretched out his hand to indicate that the words the teacher had just written were contaminated by ink, but the old Taoist ignored him.

"Do you think I'm an easy fool? Why did you lose your virginity? You look so vigorous and energetic, how can you show any sign of losing your virginity?" The old Taoist glared at Zhu Zhanhe with a look of disbelief.

What newly-lost man wouldn't be listless and a bit frivolous? And look at you, you look so full of energy and brimming with virility, and you've lost your virginity? Are you kidding me?!

"Teacher, really, why don't you take a closer look?" Zhu Zhanhe was speechless. To be honest, no one would believe him!
"Tsk. You... No, you really lost your virginity? But why do you still look full of energy now? Damn it!" The old Taoist wanted to say, you are fooling me again, but he stared at Zhu Zhanhe carefully and saw that there was indeed a strong peach blossom spring feeling between his eyebrows, which was a sign of losing his virginity.

However, Zhu Zhanhe's vital energy was abundant, which was totally incompatible with his broken body. Suddenly, the old Taoist priest was full of doubts and even began to doubt himself: Am I not good enough in my skills?
"Ahem, come and tell me what's going on." The old Taoist priest looked at Zhu Zhanhe carefully for a long time, and even pulled out a few strands of his beard. He still couldn't figure it out, so he coughed awkwardly a few times to cover it up, and asked with great interest.

"Teacher, I just discovered it too..." Then, Zhu Zhanhe told the old Taoist priest about his fourth superpower - effective birth control skills.

"What the hell? Isn't this the art of sex? I haven't taught you, how do you know it?" The old Taoist priest stroked his beard and listened to Zhu Zhanhe's explanation seriously. The more he listened, the more he felt something was wrong.

Isn't this the Taoist art of sex? You also know this? I don't remember ever teaching you this. Did you learn it on your own? The old Taoist priest was filled with confusion.

"Teacher, maybe you forgot to teach me, but you don't have to worry. I don't need to be taught. I know it naturally!" After listening to the old Taoist's words, Zhu Zhanhe felt that it was exactly the same as the Taoist art of sex. He was also confused. Is this superpower repeated from the ancients?

"You are not born with the ability! If you are born with the ability, why do you need me to teach you how to practice Qigong?" The old Taoist priest did not tolerate his student's narcissism at all.

However, he felt like he'd overlooked something, so he carefully examined Zhu Zhanhe's face, which was as handsome as his youth. He stared intently, but after just a moment, he felt an inexplicable sense of fear and discomfort. Suddenly, he realized something, and couldn't help but mutter to himself, "This brat, he's trying to change the subject. I almost let him get away with it!"
"Yanhe, think carefully about what you have been doing in the past few days? Has anything strange happened around you or to you? Think about it carefully? Tell me about it again, your teacher. I will analyze it for you." Seeing that Zhu Zhanhe was not easy to fool, the old Taoist decided to use a softer method to continue asking questions.

But Zhu Zhanhe was not used to the old Taoist priest's sudden gentleness, and he shuddered immediately.

"No, absolutely not!" Zhu Zhanhe looked at his teacher, waved his hands repeatedly, and looked sincere, trying to convince his teacher.

"Really? That's a pity!" The old Taoist said as he turned around and faced Zhu Zhanhe with his back.

Not a shit! How could you, a jerk like you, actually deceive an old Taoist like me?

I've seen more people than you've touched! Damn it! And you're lying to me!

There is no ghost! How could there not be one? I am not blind!

You little rascal, didn’t you see that after you walked in, even I, an old Taoist, didn’t dare to stare at your face!
Damn it, I’m almost eighty years old, and I’ve seen a lot. How could someone’s dragon energy be as strong as yours?!?!!
I've been cultivating my mind and character for decades, but even staring at your face for a moment makes me shudder! Even staring at it for a moment or more still makes me shudder! It's like meeting the Taoist master. And you're still saying nothing's happened!
You bastard boy, do you know that you look more terrifying now than before. Before, you just looked full of dragon energy and oppression.

Right now, the dragon energy is gathering and converging! The dragon energy is almost condensing into substance!
Even if you tell me now that you are the reincarnation of the Qin Emperor or the rebirth of Emperor Wu of Han, I won’t be surprised, okay?

With your level of dragon energy, I guess only a few great emperors who are famous in history have it!

If this happened in ancient times, it would definitely be the formation of dragon energy.

With the way you're acting now, I think it's possible that after a while, you'll let out your dragon energy and slap me in the face!

You're still saying it's okay! It's okay, bullshit!

Come on! You little bastard, let your dragon energy manifest! Slap me in the face! Come on, slap me in the face, you little bastard!
The old Taoist priest is now mentally broken. He has never seen such unreasonable people.

He grew up watching Zhu Zhanhe. When he was little, he just thought the dragon energy was scary, but now it’s almost condensed into shape!

In the past, when I was unhappy, I could stare at him with my wise eyes to scare him, but now I scare myself when I look at him for a while! There is no place for reason in this!

　Sun Ruowei was named Imperial Concubine
　　After Emperor Xuanzong ascended the throne, he bestowed upon Sun the title of Imperial Consort. Ming Dynasty regulations stipulated that the empress was entitled to a golden sutra and a golden seal, while those below the rank of Imperial Consort were entitled to sutras but not seals. Emperor Xuanzong, doting on Sun, specifically requested the Empress Dowager in May of the first year of the Xuande reign (1426) to grant her the golden seal. From then on, Imperial Consorts also received golden seals.

　　
　
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