This director is vindictive.

Chapter 648 Orange Cat: If we're breaking up, then let's break up, but remember to leave t

If graduation season is a farewell season and a confession season, it's still normal. After all, confessing before parting is fine, even if it's just a casual remark. Even if you get rejected, it's still romantic, right?
So the atmosphere on the first day of the event was relatively normal. Although there were a few rather bizarre confessions, they were harmless.

But as the event entered its second day, which was also the season for saying goodbye to breakups.

The art style started to become a bit messy.

At first, everyone was pretty normal. After all, breaking up after graduation is a novel thing, isn't it?

If yesterday was about bringing couples together, then today is about breaking up couples.

"What a mess! I don't quite understand today's event!"

May all lovers in the world eventually become siblings?

"I didn't want to break up, but the reward was too tempting, so I impulsively sent it. And now my girlfriend really broke up with me. What should I do? I need help urgently!"

Then the magical things started to happen.

It all started when a student who was about to graduate posted a breakup video.

That was so innocent!

In the video, he looked at the camera with deep emotion, his eyes were melancholy, and his voice was choked with emotion: "I remember the first time we met, it was on that stormy night. You looked so disheveled and pitiful."

For over a thousand days and nights thereafter, they were together every single day without interruption.

The boy in the video spoke in a low voice with melancholy eyes, as if he were recalling a deeply unforgettable relationship.

"We eat together, take walks, and bask in the sun. You always quietly stay by my side and listen to my troubles."

His voice was choked with emotion, and his eyes were red. Anyone who saw him could tell that this boy was saying goodbye to a deeply unforgettable love.

Suddenly, he changed the subject: "Now that I'm about to graduate, I've suddenly realized that we really aren't a good match!"

"The distance between us is too great, and the future is too uncertain!"

"But no matter what, I hope you will be happy in the future!"

Their affectionate expressions and pained looks brought tears to my eyes.

However, in a sudden shift in the scene, the "object" appearing in the picture turned out to be an orange cat, lazily lying on the windowsill licking its paws, completely unresponsive to his affectionate performance.

What's even more incredible is that someone in the comments section quickly uncovered the truth:

"Wait a minute, isn't that our school's most popular cat? It's a male cat!"

"Dude, you're not even picky about species anymore?"

"Cat: I just came here for a free meal, who said I was dating you?"

However, the boy continued his act in the video: "We're graduating, and we're going to be separated. Take care of yourself from now on."

The cat simply flicked its tail, giving the impression that it thought, "This person must be crazy." The entire video instantly transformed from a tragic breakup drama into an absurd comedy.

Is this a breakup or a farewell before sterilization?

"Cat: Fine, let's split up, but remember to leave the canned food behind!"

"This year's graduates understand performance art!"

"Wow, wow, that's amazing! This acting is so good, even an Oscar winner would have to kneel down in respect!"

"Let's talk about chickens, not bullies, and be civilized, but you could at least find a female cat, right? What's with all this buff stuff?"

The event quickly went viral, turning what was originally a sentimental "graduation breakup season" into a meme-filled online event.

However, this is just a microcosm of the breakup theme this time.

There are even more fantastical ones.

If the absurd comedy of "human and cat breaking up" was just an appetizer, then the subsequent "collective debunking" scene directly propelled the graduation breakup season to the top of the trending searches.

The incident stemmed from a sentimental breakup video posted by a male student who claimed to be a "deeply affectionate senior."

In the video, he stands under a cherry blossom tree in his graduation gown, his eyes melancholic, his voice low and deep:
"My dear, please allow me to call you that one last time. We've graduated, and I must be honest this time. The distance between us can't withstand reality in the end."

(At this moment, the piano version of "Decent" plays in the background music.)
He continued, choking back tears:

"I will keep the scarf you gave me, just like our memories."

However, within just half an hour of this seemingly sentimental video being posted, the comment section had already devolved into a team-building event for the "Ex-Girlfriends Association"—

Zhonghai Xiaoqin: "A scarf? I gave you a hand-knitted sweater! And you said you lost it last year! Fine, I was wondering why you're always so busy. There's always an excuse to contact you. Who gave you the scarf? You scumbag! (Emoji: A bleeding knife!)"

Xiaoyu, Department of Finance:
"??? A scarf? I've never given you a scarf before. I gave you a watch, and he said it was his 'only cherished gift' (screenshot of chat history attached)"

Hey upstairs, I only got together with him last year. When did this scumbag bite you? Add me!

Lin, a finance major: "??? You're saying your mom knitted this scarf?! Upstairs, I just started dating him recently! Ugh! I'm so angry! Where's my knife?!"

Swimming Club member Ah Jing: "Hehe, the scarf was a gift from me, great, case solved! Tuesday was spent celebrating the birthday of the first floor, Wednesday was 'closed-door research group' with the second floor, Thursday was spent watching a concert with me, time management master! You don't have Chen Mo's life, but you have Chen Mo's problems, huh? Just you wait!"

Passerby A: "Others showcase their academic abilities in their graduation defenses, but this 'playboy' showcases his acting skills—unfortunately, his advisors this time are all his ex-girlfriends."

This guy quickly deleted the video, but it was too late!

That evening, a hot post appeared on the campus forum: "The latest formula for calculating the downfall of a 'sea king': 1 short video + N girlfriends = 1 graduate who carries a high-speed train and runs away overnight."

Meanwhile, a netizen from the same school posted a video showing four girls beating up a scumbag boy outside the boys' dormitory!

This left many "sea kings" (players who enjoy romantic relationships) with lingering fear.

This is absolutely shameful for scumbags! I've seen scumbags expose themselves before, but I've never seen one self-destruct like this!

However, this kind of magic is contagious.

Soon, even more bizarre videos began to appear.

Some couples even started playing games based on the theme.

For example, they announced they were together yesterday, announced they broke up today, and then reunited tomorrow.

That's all.

The most outrageous thing was that a food delivery driver shared his "love story" because he had broken up with his girlfriend that day.

But the result was even more outrageous.

It can only be said that once someone is given the imperial robes, anything can happen.

In the video, a delivery driver is eating his takeout with tears in his eyes.

"This takeout was originally intended for my girlfriend."

He ate while wiping away his tears, and at the same time opened his phone's photo album.

"The first time I met her was when I was delivering food. I remember it was raining heavily that day. I was delivering food to her, and she took a gentle approach to me, giving me a towel and hot tea. At that moment, I fell for her."

Later, she always asked me to deliver her meals, and that's how we got together.

But suddenly she disappeared, completely vanished from my world, because she said, "Our love started with takeout, so let's keep this romance going. Every date we have, every meeting, will be a designated food delivery."

"She said her favorite food is the hot and sour noodles I deliver, and she always adds a note saying 'Have the most handsome rider deliver it.'"

"Today I ordered her favorite takeout again and delivered it to her, but she was gone. I'm heartbroken!" This wouldn't have been a big deal, but the comments section quickly went viral.

"Damn! The same thing she said when I delivered the spicy hot pot!"

"Screenshot as proof! This was the same profile picture that told me to 'ride slowly in the rain' last week!"

“I’m a delivery person—she even specified ‘the guy in the blue helmet’ when buying sanitary napkins!”

"Wait! I recognize the profile picture in this screenshot!!"

"Holy crap, the same line! 'Brother, it's so hard delivering food in the rain' + a selfie, and then he blocked me!"

"Case solved! She claimed to be a college student working part-time as a food delivery driver, but it turns out she was using the delivery guys' real employee ID!"

Subsequently, the video went viral, mainly because more and more "victims" joined in.

Uncovering the "professional scripts" used by the woman who was scamming people:
He sent a message at 3 a.m.: "Just got off work, can you buy me a bowl of beef noodles, brother?"

Shoes soaked in the sun during the typhoon: "I slipped and fell today, luckily the food didn't spill" (Image from the internet)
Suddenly fell ill: "My stomach hurts so much, but I still have to finish the last three deliveries." (Attached is a fake hospital location)

Finally, these guys created an "Avengers" group chat and discovered that, wow, this woman had scammed 12 delivery guys and 8 errand runners at the same time!

Many people were initially calling for a fight, but in the end, this group of people really went too far.

Avengers group chat transcript:
(Group name: "Veterans of being scammed by a young woman exchange group", number of members: 20+)

The group chat exploded: Delivery driver A (angrily): "Guys, this woman has to be exposed! She tricked me into buying her three months' worth of milk tea, but all the addresses were fake!"

The girl posted a screenshot of their chat history—"Brother, I really want to drink taro boba today, but the delivery fee is so expensive!"

Delivery guy B suddenly interjected: "Wait a minute! That profile picture... that tone... Holy crap! She also asked me to deliver taro balls!"

Attached is a screenshot of my own post—a cutesy pout like a younger sister's: "Sorry for the trouble on this rainy day, I'll treat you to a meal next time~"

Note: I haven't treated you to a meal yet!

Deliveryman C chimed in: "Ha, she told me she was a college student working part-time as a deliveryman and asked me to teach her how to use the app... but then she used my account to take orders and stole two days' wages from me!"

"??? That's some pretty flashy moves!"

However, the subsequent scenes went a bit off track.

Delivery guy D suddenly posted a picture: "...But I have to say, her selfie is pretty good."

(The girl in the photo is holding a milk tea and has a sweet smile. The background is a milk tea shop.)
Deliveryman E (replying instantly): "I have one too! This one is even better!"

(Posted a photo of the girl wearing a JK uniform, making a peace sign, with the caption: "Another day of hard work~")
Three seconds of silence in the group
Deliveryman F (breaking the silence): "Damn, I suddenly understand why I got scammed. Who can stand this?!"

Then suddenly the entire "Avengers group" started exchanging memes.

A photo of my younger sister pouting while eating hot pot (caption: "It's so spicy, I need some comforting~")
Meme of a girl feigning distress and crying (text: "I got scolded by my boss, I'm so sad...")
Some people even shared a screenshot of the little sister's voice message, which, when played, revealed her soft, sweet voice: "Thank you, brother~ You're the best!"

Delivery driver G (sighs): "Actually, if you really wanted to be my girlfriend, I'd even pay you to be mine."

Deliveryman H (seconded): "+1, even when she's yelling at me, her voice sounds really nice."

Delivery driver A (Youyou): "Without her, I have no passion for delivering food!"

After the chat logs in this group were exposed online.

Netizens were speechless.

"I thought it was a revenge alliance, but it turns out to be a fan club?"

"Scammers aren't scary, what's scary is when a scammer looks like your first love."

"So, this isn't actually the Avengers, but rather a 'Valor's Little Sister Victims (Already Fallen) Exchange Group'?"

"Wow, why am I suddenly thinking of joining them?"

"Wow, I never knew delivering food could lead to such amazing experiences. Doesn't this suddenly give me a sense of purpose?"

"That makes sense. Now I know why so many people are delivering food. It's all because of that."

With such high popularity and everyone having so much fun, it's understandable.

After all, this young woman wasn't entirely a con artist, because she didn't actually swindle much money.

At most, it's just deceiving someone's feelings.

The key point is that although the photos were blurred when they were posted online, you can still vaguely see that the girl is indeed very attractive.

And so, this "con artist girl" became an instant internet sensation.

Many netizens are even curious about what this young lady is trying to achieve by doing this.
After all, if he were a scammer, he wouldn't have scammed such a small amount.

It doesn't even meet the standards for filing a case.

Because the amount of money was really limited. It was more like playing around with life.

This enigmatic girl immediately piqued the curiosity of countless netizens.

The power of netizens is undoubtedly strong.

Soon, a dramatic scene unfolded—an anonymous user suddenly posted: "Is the girl you're looking for the senior student who shares apartment 301 in this building?"

The post included a blurry candid photo: a girl with pigtails applying lipstick in front of a mirror.

Students quickly recognized that this "senior" was actually Lin, a graduate student majoring in drama creation at the School of Literature of a certain university.

Her roommate revealed: "She got full marks on her murder mystery game assignment last semester, and the professor praised her for her 'extreme understanding of the characters' psychology.' Looking back now, that assignment was entirely the result of her own personal experience!" (Attached is a screenshot of the course group chat: "Student Lin got 98 points in 'Multiple Identity Role Playing'")
However, no matter what, this person did indeed deceive people, didn't they?
However, a second twist soon followed: a volunteer posted that the largest donor to the "Stray Cat Rescue Fundraising" campaign, using the pseudonym "Rider's Love," donated 5200 yuan with the note "Hoping every cat can eat hot and sour noodles."

The timing of each donation coincided perfectly with the peak period of the girl's scam.

Netizens commented sharply: "Taking a deliveryman's salary to buy hot and sour noodles for a cat? This is a cross-species love triangle!"

Just as public opinion was boiling over, a new recording suddenly leaked from the "Avengers group".

The young woman said with a sob in her voice, "Actually, I was writing my graduation thesis, 'A Study on Consumer Behavior Based on Cross-Platform Emotional Projection'."

The atmosphere in the group chat changed drastically in an instant:

Deliveryman A: "You should have said so earlier! I have three months of delivery records that I can use as research data!"

Deliveryman B: "Does the girl need someone to interview? I'm available after 2 AM every day!"

Deliveryman C: "Actually, your research can be continued!"

"+1"

"+2"

"+"

No one expected that this "fraudulent senior" would become an internet sensation because of this incident.

The food delivery drivers around her school all spoke up for her, saying that the research could continue.

Especially after this woman's real, unblurred photos were leaked, netizens instantly became hooked as well. (End of Chapter)

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