This director is vindictive.
Chapter 655 Are you sure the fruit-flavored ones are just pills?
This is incredibly malicious! Making netizens praise themselves is one thing, but now they're praising their arch-enemy, their hated enemy? This is unheard of! The live chat exploded instantly: "Holy crap! What kind of crazy move is this? Praising themselves is one thing, but praising their enemy too?"
"Hilarious! Chen Mo, you're really something! That's a really ruthless move!"
Netizens are all itching to start criticizing: "Ahhh! I can't wait to praise my bald boss!"
"Damn! I also want to praise that weirdo who failed at her blind date!"
"Damn it, my ex-girlfriend is such a green tea bitch, I'm going to give her a good 'praise' today!"
Even more outrageous, someone shouted, "I want to praise my husky!"
The result was immediately spotted by netizens: "Hey, the one upstairs who said you were praising the dog, something's not right with you!"
"Bro, what's your relationship with your dog? Tell me in detail!"
"Holy crap! Is this something I can just say?"
The live stream chat instantly erupted into chaos, with comments flying everywhere. These silly netizens completely let loose, spewing out all sorts of outrageous and suggestive remarks—it was a total social disaster!
Chen Mo glanced at the comments and couldn't help but say, "I know you're all anxious, but please don't rush. Also, I'm here to help you discover the strengths of people you dislike or your competitors, not to engage in sarcastic remarks!"
As it turns out, many things don't go according to Chen Mo's wishes.
The silly netizens didn't care about any of that.
They were already out of control, and the comments section erupted into a chaotic frenzy:
"My supervisor may be bald like a hard-boiled egg, but his hairline is receding faster than the company went public. Who can match that efficiency? At least I can't, I really can't!"
"That ex-girlfriend cheated on me brilliantly! She managed to balance two relationships at once; it's a shame she doesn't use that core strength to do gymnastics!"
"My husky is a professional at destroying things! He chewed up eight sofas in three months. His teeth are stronger than a construction crew's electric drill!"
Chen Mo couldn't help but facepalm and shout, "Stop, stop, stop! You call this praising someone? Isn't this just blatant insults? Brothers, sisters, praise them, praise them!"
"I'm saying there are advantages. Doesn't a receding hairline count as an advantage? Going bald but becoming stronger, aren't those advantages?"
"No problem. My ex-girlfriend was two-timing but still managed to maintain her balance. Isn't that a virtue? Chen Mo, you should be the most qualified to say this!"
"I'll join in too. My supervisor's ability to make empty promises is truly unparalleled! Last month he said there would be year-end bonuses, but yesterday he was photographed picking up a Porsche at a dealership—turns out his 'bonuses' were for himself! Who's the best at making empty promises?"
"My blind date was even more amazing! On our first meeting, she asked me how much dowry I was prepared. I said I hadn't decided yet, and she immediately pulled out a calculator and started typing away—her mental arithmetic skills are wasted if she's not on Wall Street!"
"I have to praise my ex-boyfriend! He cheated on me and still managed to trick three girls into buying him sneakers at the same time. His time management skills are so impressive, even Chen Mo would be impressed!"
The live stream chat erupted in laughter, with the chat flooded with comments like, "Hahaha, I give that sarcastic remark a perfect score!"
Chen Mo's face turned green: "I asked you to praise someone, not to kill them or hurt their spirit!"
"I suggest changing it to a 'Fancy Roasting Contest,' it's much more entertaining than praising people!"
However, although everyone initially let the style go astray, some netizens gradually began to seriously consider the issue.
One netizen suddenly exclaimed: "Thinking about it carefully, my arch-nemesis colleague, although I hate him so much, and although we argue about coding style every day, his debugging speed is really fast! Last time the system crashed, I spent three hours investigating without any clue, but he located the problem in ten minutes - with that kind of eyesight, it's a pity he's not a detective."
"I really dislike, or rather, I really hate, my supervisor. But I have to admit, there's a reason why he can become a supervisor while I'm just a lowly clerk. At least every time the company leaders come to visit or have a dinner party, the speed at which he changes his expression and his obsequious face are something I just can't learn. Maybe that's the real way to survive, but I really can't learn it!"
"My best friend stole the senior I had a crush on, and I was so angry I could have killed him. But I have to admit she was definitely braver than me—I didn't even dare to confess, but she went ahead and gave him roses in front of the whole school. Now they're married, and he says, 'I was impressed by her decisiveness back then.' Damn, praising her makes me even more jealous!"
"Although my dog can be really annoying when he destroys things around the house, I have to say he's a real dog. Every time I get angry, he starts to act cute and pitiful. And he's better than many people. At least, when I'm sad and down, he's the only one who comforts me!"
"My ex-boyfriend wasn't handsome enough, and he had a terrible temper, but he was an amazing cook. I used to always yell at him because he made it hard for me to lose weight. But after we broke up, I did lose weight, but I can never eat his delicious cooking again. Waaah!"
"To be honest, although I envy and resent my best friend, I have to admit that she is indeed prettier than me and more worldly-wise. No wonder she has changed boyfriends one after another!"
"Upstairs, are you sure you're praising me?"
Chen Mo watched the increasingly heartfelt comments in the live chat and smiled as he summarized, "See, admitting someone's excellence isn't that hard, is it? Actually, people you dislike are like mirrors."
"The more you focus on someone's flaws, the more distorted their image becomes. But if you change your perspective, you'll find that those who annoy you might be shining with the very qualities you lack."
Next up is the perk everyone's happy to see.
However, while netizens were as quick as ever to grab the perks tonight, they were even more excited about the event itself.
After giving out a wave of perks, Chen Mo on the screen suddenly softened his tone. He leaned closer to the camera, as if he wanted to whisper something to hundreds of millions of viewers: "You might have felt a little embarrassed asking everyone to praise our competitors earlier, so let's switch to something lighter now—let's praise the people who are truly important to us."
Her fingers tapped lightly on the table, her speech slowing as she spoke: "Think about it, the person who can become your friend must have something special about them that touches you. Maybe it's the patience to answer your call at two in the morning, or maybe it's their straightforwardness in directly scolding you when you make a mistake."
As Chen Mo spoke, his tone suddenly softened: "When it comes to praising someone, the first person I think of is my dad."
Chen Mo couldn't help but rub his nose.
Her voice softened a bit: "My old man is usually as quiet as an antique, but when I was going through a rough patch and everyone on the internet was calling me out, I remember receiving a call from him at three in the morning that day—'Mo, come home, your mom made braised pork.'"
"He called at three in the morning. I think he must have thought about it for a long time before he couldn't resist making the call!"
"Of course, there was my mom too. That night, she called me immediately and gave those people a thorough dressing-down. Then she told me, 'Son, we won't put up with that humiliation.'"
“We didn’t understand our father’s silence and stubbornness, or our mother’s nagging. But if we ask ourselves honestly, perhaps only they would nag you so tirelessly, reminding you again and again to eat breakfast, not to stay up late, and to wear more clothes when it’s cold.”
As they were talking, Chen Mo suddenly changed the subject.
Raising an eyebrow, he said, "Hmm, after praising our parents, let's praise the people around us, like Yang Mi, who's right next to me!"
Yang Mi, who was also watching the live stream, immediately sat up straight, looking at the big pig's trotter in the live stream with a curious expression.
"I know the whole internet says she has smelly feet. You guys have been using the smelly feet meme for years, and the haters still criticize her for taking on too many projects at once and still wanting to be a people's artist?"
Hearing this, Yang Mi was completely distraught.
"Aaaaaah, that bastard! Once he's done streaming, none of you stop me, I'm going to scratch his face to pieces!"
The other women, however, all looked at her with disdain. Scratching her face? Don't be ridiculous. That bastard Chen Mo is a master at dealing with her.
Just then, Chen Mo suddenly raised his voice in the live stream.
"But honestly, when those long legs walk towards you in high heels, who the hell cares if their feet smell bad!"
"Just tell me, isn't she pretty and sexy? Not to mention her sweet, coquettish voice."
She suddenly imitated Yang Mi's signature baby voice: "I didn't~" -- Look! I still have goosebumps!
Yang Mi, who was at home outside the live broadcast room, immediately blushed crimson.
“No, they didn’t!” the other women echoed in unison.
"Get out of here!" Yang Mi shouted angrily.
The live stream was instantly flooded with "hahaha" comments. Chen Mo then counted on his fingers: "Zhang Yuqi, that tiger woman, everyone knows she has a bad temper and is a real shrew!"
Many people ask me how I can stand it? But although she is tough, she is also very genuine. Last time, when she went to interview women who had been abused, she almost couldn't help but hit them when she heard them talk about their experiences.
Later, she handled everything from filing a lawsuit to protecting the victim.
And have you ever seen her delivering hand warmers to the extras on set in the middle of the night? Over two hundred hand warmers, and she even painstakingly wrote their names on each one, her handwriting as messy as a cockroach's crawl—but that's the point; she may have a fiery temper, but her heart is as soft as cotton candy.
Zhang Yuqi, who was initially a little annoyed, couldn't help but feel embarrassed after hearing this.
"Hahaha, at least this bastard knows how to talk!" His arrogant expression immediately drew glares from the other women.
To be honest, among Chen Mo's women, it's inevitable that there will be some friction when they're together, but Zhang Yuqi is actually the most popular.
There's no other reason than that this woman is straightforward in everything she does.
"And then there's Zhao Liying, well, she's notoriously sharp-tongued and never holds a grudge."
"But despite her seemingly confrontational attitude, I remember when she met Brother Chao, she actually praised his acting skills on Running Man."
"Hahaha!" The comments section erupted in laughter.
Goodness gracious, this is truly amazing! Although Running Man is a variety show, it's a reality show.
But praising someone's acting skills on Running Man, well, that's very Zhao Xiaodao (a famous Chinese comedian).
"That makes perfect sense, hahaha, you're really good at pretending, you're a great actor!"
"It's tough being a trendy guy, how do you respond to that?"
Zhao Liying, who was watching the live stream on the other side, immediately became the target of ridicule from the other women.
However, this is indeed very much like Zhao Liying.
"But, I remember when we were filming 'Meteor Shower,' I caught a bad cold once, and this girl secretly put a three-month supply of vitamins in my room—the key point is that she replaced all the pills with fruit-flavored ones, as if she thought I was a three-year-old?"
However, after Chen Mo said this, netizens focused on something else entirely.
"So, you two started dating back then? Tell me in detail what she did in your room?"
"Fruit-flavored, are they really just pills? Hmm?"
"Tell me more, are you guys also reading the 'Moonlight' script? Hmm, the kind where the lights are off?"
Chen Mo glanced at the comments and realized he might have blurted something out.
However, he quickly changed the subject, saying, "Sister Yuanyuan."
After praising all the women in his family, Chen Mo said in a serious tone, "See, it's hard to praise someone you hate, but you can't stop praising someone you love."
As Chen Mo gave a heartfelt demonstration, the atmosphere in the live stream gradually heated up. Waves of sincere confessions began to flood the screen, with netizens sharing their "treasure figures" in their lives.
Compared to the sarcastic praise of opponents and enemies in the past, this time it is obviously much more heartfelt.
"My dad repaired bicycles for thirty years, and his finger joints are deformed."
Last week I discovered he secretly installed a rain cover on my new electric scooter—it was cut from scrap tire scraps, and it looked like something from outer space. But when I rode it to work in the rain, the whole company kept asking for the link.
"My mom always scolds me for wasting money, but yesterday she found a metal box in her closet, neatly filled with all the gifts I've given her since I was a child. The most outrageous thing is that even the plastic flowers I gave her for Teacher's Day in elementary school are still standing upright!"
“My best friend knew I was depressed, and for three consecutive months she answered my calls at 3 a.m. Later, she failed her postgraduate entrance exam, and I showed her a screenshot of our call history: ‘You saved me 87 times, this time I’ll be your confidante.’”
“My roommate is from the south and has never seen snow. Last winter, I secretly carried three big bags of artificial snow and dumped them on her bed. She screamed and chased me for three blocks, but I still have that photo in my phone album of her wrapped in a quilt making a peace sign in the ‘snow’.”
"My boyfriend can't stand the smell of snail rice noodles, and he always hides on the balcony whenever I eat them. Last week, he actually cooked me an upgraded version with extra stinky and pickled bamboo shoots while wearing a gas mask—his face turned green when he took off the mask, but he still insisted, 'Watching you eat it tastes better than eating it myself.' Hahahaha!"
“My wife bit my arm in pain when she gave birth. Now that our child is three years old, every time she kisses that scar, she says, ‘This is our joint tattoo.’”
Some netizens also praised their own adorable pets.
“My orange cat is usually as aloof as a domineering CEO. Last month, I had gastroenteritis, and for three days in a row, it pushed its favorite canned food next to my pillow. In the end, it was so hungry that it would chew on a cardboard box rather than touch my porridge.”
"The first word my pet parrot learned wasn't 'hello' which I taught it, but something recorded on the security camera—when I was working overtime at home until the early hours of the morning, it said 'sleep' to the black screen."
Surprisingly, many people started praising the bald manager at this moment.
"The department head is always pushing for progress, but every time the client throws a tantrum, she's the first to slam her fist on the table and say, 'This requirement is inhuman! We're all human, it's impossible for us to meet it!'"
The live stream chat gradually turned into a collection of heartwarming stories. One netizen commented, "I originally wanted to praise my ex, but as I wrote, I realized that the person I should praise the most is my current partner—he was willing to listen to me talk about how terrible my ex was and even handed me a tissue."
"Hey upstairs, are you handing out candy here?"
Chen Mo watched the scrolling comments and suddenly said softly, "See, it's not that we don't know how to praise people, we just save our best words for those who deserve them most." (End of Chapter)
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