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Chapter 165: Laughter and Joy Type GG
"This goblin is too big. I can't handle it."

'I'm so bad'

'This is eight years old?'

The anchor team also wanted to complain about this goblin. Even though they had encountered many mutated elite goblins before, it was still a bit difficult to accept that they suddenly encountered such an authentic stitched monster.

Other elite goblins are at most half goblin and half beast, with some rotten murloc and ancient dragon limbs. This thing no longer looks like a goblin at all, with a dragon head like a throat wrapped around its waist.

It is indeed not a pure goblin, as its mother is human.

Moreover, in the setting written by Gu Meng, this thing is the son of God who was descended from the body of the holy mother of the goblin tribe through a sacrificial ceremony.

It is not a normal birth, and the amount of male blood in the body is a very mysterious question.

As an early boss, it is just a flesh and blood evolution infected with a trace of breath, and it conflicts with the will of the saint. Its strength is much lower than other bosses.

Its powerful skills look formidable, but in fact, if the heroes learn the skills well and form a normal team, it is not too difficult to deal with with a little management.

His positioning is the same as Grek's, the weakest demigod, but he still has strong pressure in the early stages.

Especially when they just started playing.

"That's not right, how come the strength is so much stronger!"

"This goblin is too powerful!"

Xiaocai tried frantically to add some blood, but was unable to maintain normal blood levels, and all of them were on the verge of death.

There are a lot of AoE and early numerical monsters on the opposite side, and there are goblin elites in front as tanks.

Soon Audrey and the Fallen Angel's Joan of Arc died, and the opponent was poisoned and had a long-lasting vulnerability debuff.

The pure fan in the front row was not having a good time either. The Berserker he played had little health and was in danger.

A pure fan yelled: "Gotong, save me!"

"I'm coming!"

The horse is coming.

'Firefighters'

"Teacher Gou's basic physique is strong enough, but he didn't keep up with the goblin minions earlier, and he hasn't changed the path. He only has the remaining accessories and combat items, and he hasn't mixed in the sequence upgrades and skill proficiency that are unique to this game. Now he can't hold on any more!"

As the comments said, the sisters on the battlefield were quickly killed by the Goblin King.

gg.

"It's over. I can't imagine what the body will be used for."

'That big throat'

'Help, I understand instantly'

"Don't just look at the goblins and think you're dead."

The narration begins to remind the player not to lose heart, as it is normal to fail the first time.

Lead the operation in the final bastion and unlock a new batch of heroes.

After the last defeat, the team was much more normal this time.

The front row had the Crusader, and the Dog Master was assigned the Dog Trainer hero for fun.

Xiao Cai: "Come again, come again!"

The heroic team sets out again, and the map is different from last time...

……

"Oh my god! Crusaders, use your shields! We're going to be wiped out!!!"

Xiao Hei stared at the dog trainer with low health on the screen and screamed. His live broadcast style is usually normal, but sometimes he would make strange noises, such as sarcastically saying "My dad is MVP and my mom is just a jerk" or something like that.

At this moment, the team's stress level soared to a critical point like a wild horse, and sticky plasma effects began to seep out from the edge of their vision.

Three minutes ago.

When the five-person team received the message, unlocked the early hidden map, and entered the Scarlet Monastery dungeon, Colgate was still waving the torch and boasting:

"This lineup is pretty solid. Crusader as tank, Plague nurse, Grave Raider, and my dog ​​brother is maxing out the damage. It definitely won't be like last time—"

Before she finished speaking, the tomb robber walking in front suddenly froze. The lantern in her hand suddenly went out, and she fell to her knees and began to twitch.

Suddenly developed a hidden quirk of "claustrophobia".

[Team Pressure +15]

"Boiled!"

Xiaocai's plague doctor frantically searched for the medicine bottle. "Don't mess with me! Didn't we use the hotel props at the camp? Didn't the tranquilizer we took last time say that there's an 80% chance of preventing the disease?"

"The probability of Dark Dungeon is just for reference."

"Wait, wait, form your formation first!" The pure pink Crusader raised his shield to block the sudden attack of the fanatical believers. "Here comes the monster! The Bloodthorn Cultist is about to use AoE!"

Although it is a turn-based game, it is a stealth game after all, and it is not so turn-based, so there is still some degree of freedom.

In the dim dungeon, the candlesticks on the wall suddenly exploded one after another.

The cultist, wearing a bird-beak mask like the plague doctor, raised his sickle high, and a hexagram woven from blood threads appeared on the ground.

The dog master immediately instructed the dog trainer to throw the hound out: "Interrupt! Interrupt!"

However, the tomb robber who was supposed to fill in the position was still huddled in the corner and muttering to himself, and the plague doctor's sedative got stuck in the gap of the Crusader's armor.

A pure fan saw the sudden surge of the "Mysophobia" debuff on his character and almost broke his heart: "Don't hit me, if you want to heal, go treat the tomb robbers, why the hell are you stabbing me?!"

Xiao Cai: "Don't yell at me, I'm losing control under the pressure!"

Pressure resonance system activation

Scarlet values ​​exploded in the center of the field of vision, and the stress bars of all characters instantly exceeded 80%.

The Crusader suddenly turned and slashed at his shield, the plague doctor began to mix poisonous mushrooms into the medicine bottle, and Xiaocai's screams almost blew the roof off the house: "It's over! The chain reaction is about to collapse!"

The barrage exploded instantly:

'Hahahaha classic pressure explosion'
Crusader: I might die if I strike with this sword.
"You said you were as steady as an old dog."
'Look at the dog! He's eating the spoils!'
In the chaos, only the Dog Master's dogs and mounts remained normal—if you ignored the fact that they were gnawing on the corpses.

Just as the boss's scythe whirlwind was about to sweep across the entire arena, Xiao Hei suddenly had an idea: "Colgate! Launch a charge and hit that blood moon altar!"

"Are you sure? You'll be penalized for sacrificing your teammates."

"What the hell! It's better than being wiped out!"

Colgate gritted his teeth and controlled his body with blood all over his mouth to pounce on the strange stone tablet in the corner of the dungeon.

The scarlet moonlight penetrated the dome, twisting the tomb robber's figure into a streak of blood and sucking it into the stone tablet.

[Curse: Violent Blood Feast]

【All pressure cleared】

"Fuck! Is it possible to play like this?" Xiaocai looked at his plague doctor's suddenly clear eyes and controlled the character to slide to avoid the sickle.

"Open the Holy Spear! Brother Dog, release the dogs! This wave can counterattack!"

In the ruined monastery, holy light shone on the tips of the Crusaders' spears, and blood-soaked hounds bit the cultists' ankles.

When the boss fell to the ground, the foursome's cheers nearly blew the roof off the room—until they saw the screen prompt:
【The tomb raider is permanently dead】

[Dog trainer gains the "Thirst for Flesh" curse]

"It's not a big deal," Colgate said vaguely. "Next time, let Xiaocai be the sacrifice. As long as we can retreat to the node and bring the resources back to base, we'll be stronger next time."

“Get out!!!”

……

"Brother Dog! Use that curse now!!!"

Xiao Hei stared at the three dark zombie shadows falling from the sky on the screen, suddenly remembering something and barking wildly. At this moment, the [Thirst for Flesh] icon above the dog trainer's head glowed an eerie red, and rotting saliva dripped from his canine teeth onto the ground.

Xiaocai has been sacrificed, and they are greedy. It is not easy to open the hidden map. The buff in this game is very strong. Continue to walk a little further to get more rewards.

When Xiaocai's head slammed into the zombie general's arms, the entire live broadcast room could hear the teeth-grinding sound of bones cracking.

"Holy shit! Holy shit! This game is pretty scary when you die and get eaten." Xiaocai watched his headless body twitching outside the base, his voice cracked: "Don't sacrifice me next time, I want to die last, so that I don't have to squat in this perspective!"

"Stop howling!" The pure pink Crusader swung his shield to slap away the attacking zombie soldiers, and the Holy Spear suddenly lit up with blood-red lines - the [Power of Profanation] obtained in exchange for sacrificing his teammate, the tomb robber.

The moment the spear tip pierced the zombie general, a sharp wail rang in everyone's ears, and the screen in the audience's field of vision was suddenly covered with a blood mist.

Pressure resonance system activation

The dog trainer who agreed with the idea suddenly bit his front paws like crazy, and the plague doctor's sedative pierced the Crusader's back.

"Why are you doing this again—!" The pure fan's curse was interrupted by the system prompt—

[Blood Moon Altar activated.]

Black slime began to seep out of the dungeon walls, and the tombstone of the grave robber who had died in the carriage suddenly cracked.

A palm covered in rotting flesh pried open the crack, and the resurrected character, covered in blood vines, actually made a heart shape towards the camera: "My friends, the scenery in hell is pretty good~"

'Aa ...
"Programmers, come out and clean up the mess!"
"Isn't this a hidden plot?"
"Where's the promised permanent death???"
"That's not me, it's my clone. The voice is quite similar to mine. How did Mr. Gu train it?"

"Since I'm already in the game, it's normal to use this tone of voice. I was wondering why he speaks so much like you."

"Just take a screenshot of what you said in the game and copy and paste it."

"I thought of the hen card in the girl band game, Teacher Da Mo's imitation personality performance, all the lines were copied."

"I don't like hen cards anymore, they're too weird"

Amidst the chaos, Teacher Gou suddenly yelled, "What's going on? My dog ​​is eating the altar!"

I saw a dog with blood in its mouth tearing at the Blood Moon Stele, and the game screen began to shake violently.

Four scarlet beams shot up into the sky.

[Profane Fusion: Final Form]

Amidst the swirling purple miasma, a new boss, also the area boss of the hidden map, suddenly appeared.

The huge bloodshot eye suddenly opened—

More than a dozen octopus tentacles extended from under the tattered priest's robe, and six pairs of asymmetrical fangs hung on the rotten face. In his left hand, he clutched the bloody dark scripture, and in his right hand, he held the still-twitching human body.

When the shadow of the Book of the Dead slowly rose from the miasma, question marks instantly appeared in all the live broadcast rooms.

"In the setting book, this should be a mid-game boss, right?"

This is the ancient god priest.

As a hidden BOSS, it not only summons abyssal tentacles to set up barriers, but also reads the player's fear to create illusions.

"I don't understand the language (your reason is delicious)"

"It's all over!" The pure fan character frantically made the sign of the cross, but found that the holy object in his hand was oozing black slime from the same source as the BOSS.
zizi——

Tentacles with barbs suddenly emerged from the miasma and instantly entangled the three people.

The priest opened the holy book and began to chant, and wriggling patterns of flesh and blood appeared on the ground of the entire dungeon.

"This prop is perfect for this occasion. Boss Gu, please bless me. Open it! Turn the tide!"

Xiao Hei ripped off the Paladin's breastplate, revealing skin engraved with the brilliance of stars. "Holy Light—that enemy is worth fighting!"

The barrage went completely crazy at this moment:
'Father Lost Sanity Exorcism Online!'
'Mr. Ke is giving out candy!'
'This game designer must be on mushrooms!'
boom!
The moment the cross pierced the holy book, countless tentacles of Gultash exploded into seafood soup at the same time.

Xiao Hei swung the glowing hammer to smash the one-eyed monster, and took the opportunity to stuff the still oozing holy object into the BOSS's fangs.

"(Bon Appetit)" The ancient god priest turned into achievement points in the green light of the exploding holy object.

[Ancient God Priest·Defeated]

"Win, win, we are the champions"

"Forget it, this boss is just a shadow in the early stages, it's very simple."

"It's still quite difficult. Don't forget, this team hasn't even defeated the Goblin King yet."

"Although it's a turn-based game, the actions are quite realistic, not as consistent as I expected."

"Actually, fixed actions are pretty cool. Now, this kind of calculated action is equivalent to having multiple modules for each skill and item used."

"Compared to Mr. Gu's previous games, this one is quite restrained. The fact that it's turn-based speaks volumes."

"I will probably never forget the Heroes of that year."

'Plus one'

"You can completely turn off the turn-based system and fight the monsters yourself, there will be more action."

"There are always villains trying to harm me. If this game doesn't have rounds, even if I use Wind Spirit and Moon Shadow, I might not be able to hit those monsters."

……

At the same time, almost everyone in other live streaming rooms was playing Darkest Dungeon 3.

'Pressure value! Look at the pressure value!'

Lao E’s live broadcast room.

The only remaining Crusaders were under a pressure value of 9 points, which suddenly increased a little, and then collapsed, dropping the holy shield and retreating to the torch.

The four of them collectively wailed as they watched the team wipe screen, then suddenly thought of something: "Wait! We can still control our mounts. We're almost there! This is it! Let the cat cart pull us to the next camp so we can bring back our spoils."

This time, Lao E controlled the cat to pounce.

The previous hero activated [Blood Rage Mark] instantly before his death, giving the Venomous Spider Queen a vulnerable DEBUFF.

"There's still hope! Besides mounts, we also have items!"

The hippopotamus suddenly throws out the treasured [Hypnotic Hourglass] - in addition to the four heroes, when the mount is substituted into battle, you can also bring extra dipping bean items from the carriage.

Ding! With the sound of a shattering hourglass, the boss's action bar paused for two seconds.

The big cat thief who had never been upgraded was caught in a row, and the queen's health bar was finally cleared!
'6666 Props flow turn over!'

"Everyone stand up!"

However, before the cheers died down, the sound of iron chains dragging on the ground suddenly came from deep in the dungeon.

The torches went out at the same time, and a scarlet message popped up on the screen—

【█████ has awakened】

"Hey! There's a hidden boss in this map!"

Amidst Old E's sigh, a comment drifted by: "It's over, the cat is going to die too."

'You disturbed the witch'

……

Because of the high degree of randomness, especially in the online live broadcast mode, there will be more accidents.

When the situation takes a turn for the worse on both the player hero side and the monster side, the show's effect is very intuitively reflected.

Without considering those probabilities, there are enough surprises in the standard roguelike process, and the graphics are further improved in the third generation, the gameplay is more diverse, and the monsters are becoming more and more imaginative.

Maybe it can't be considered a top stealth masterpiece, and the overall cartoon and capacity can only be considered medium production, but it is interesting enough.

That's enough. Besides, it's priced at only 144 yuan, and the deluxe version with setting set, resource-free skins, etc. is only yuan. Let's make friends.

……

(End of this chapter)