The prince is more stable
Chapter 354: Personal Expert
Chapter 354: Personal Expert
Based on Zhao Xiaoqian's understanding of his father, he had very diverse tastes.
Young girls can accept it, women can eat it, widows find it more stimulating, and sisters-in-law are the most exciting. In short, the main point is that there are no dietary restrictions.
Not to mention that his sister-in-law had been a widow for many years and was the noble empress dowager. Not to mention Zhao Hao, even Zhao Xiaoqian felt excited just thinking about it.
At this moment, Zhao Hao's face was flushed and his eyes were excited, but Zhao Xiaoqian was frightened.
"Father, calm down! Don't... act rashly! That's the Queen Mother!"
Zhao Hao immediately calmed down, and his eyes returned to their former clarity.
"Silly child, what are you talking about? Of course your father won't do anything rash. She is the emperor's sister-in-law. Your father has only respect for her, nothing else." Zhao Hao said seriously.
Zhao Xiaoqian said disrespectfully, "I don't believe it."
Zhao Hao: “…………”
"Father, you can harm any woman in the world, but not the Queen Mother. I'm an official leading troops outside, and I don't want to be suddenly attacked by soldiers from heaven one day, grabbing me and chopping off my head without a word. I will die with regret."
Zhao Hao's face looked a little ugly: "No, it's not that serious..."
"Man, you're playing with fire..."
Zhao Xiaoqian sighed. Some thoughts are absolutely taboo and it is easy to cancel the household registration book.
"Father, I think you should abstain from sex and cut off your worldly ties, otherwise it will bring disaster to our family." Zhao Xiaoqian said seriously.
Zhao Hao asked in bewilderment, "You mean to let me become a monk?"
"'Cut off the roots of worldly desires' is a literal meaning..."
Zhao Hao became increasingly confused: "What does the literal meaning mean?"
"Father, it's useless to become a monk. With your... well, personality, I'm afraid even Buddha can't control you. Father, you'd better enter the palace. I'll save face and ask the emperor for a lucrative job as a eunuch for you..." Zhao Xiaoqian's eyes were full of expectation.
Zhao Hao took a breath of cold air, and the fat on his face trembled suddenly.
"You, you, you...rebellious son! I won't do it!" Zhao Hao was finally very angry.
Zhao Xiaoqian hurriedly said, "Father, calm down. I just made an immature suggestion and didn't mean to force you..."
"You dare to force me!" Zhao Hao became even angrier.
Zhao Xiaoqian continued to persuade him, "You already have a son, and the Chu lineage has not been cut off. For the sake of the greater good, why not give it up? Keeping it seems useless and will only bring trouble..."
"It works! It works so well!" Zhao Hao was almost crying with anger: "Son, don't try to harm your father. Why don't you go and harm outsiders?"
Seeing Zhao Hao's firm attitude, Zhao Xiaoqian sighed in disappointment.
I'm afraid it won't be easy to convince him today.
So Zhao Xiaoqian had no choice but to point at Zhao Hao's crotch and said, "After I leave Beijing, my father would better keep it under control. You don't want to lose your household registration book, do you?"
Zhao Hao finally regained consciousness and said hurriedly, "Keep it under control. I will definitely keep it under control. If any trouble comes, I won't have to do anything. I will kill them myself!"
Zhao Xiaoqian smiled and took Zhao Hao's arm affectionately: "Let's go, father and son will return home together."
The two walked out of the palace side by side, and the scene of loving father and filial son was so touching that it made people cry.
…………
The father and son returned to the palace and just as they walked into the front yard, they saw a group of strangers standing neatly in the courtyard.
This group of people were all dressed in short shirts. In this somewhat chilly early winter, some of them even showed off their thick, dark and gnarled arms, with strong and powerful muscles, like a fitness coach who boasted of drinking two kilograms of protein powder every day.
As the father and son entered the courtyard, the group saluted in unison, clasping their fists and saying in unison, "Greetings to Your Highness, Greetings to the Crown Prince."
Zhao Xiaoqian looked at Zhao Hao in astonishment. Zhao Hao, however, laughed heartily and said, "Son, these are the experts your father has hired for you. They will be your personal protector all the way. They will be there for as long as you are away from the capital. Come and see."
Zhao Xiaoqian suddenly showed a look of surprise.
Zhao Hao once said that the close protection of Chen Shou and other imperial guards was far from enough, but he did not expect that they would hire another group of experts for him so quickly.
Looking at this group of fitness coaches... well, masters, Zhao Xiaoqian felt very unsure.
As we all know, fitness coaches have no problem lifting weights, but they may not be able to fight.
Zhao Xiaoqian's mind was a little confused. The two images of a modern fitness coach and an ancient martial arts master kept flashing and tumbling in his mind, making him feel divided.
"Father, are they all masters? Real masters?"
Zhao Hao smiled proudly: "I personally found him, how could it be wrong?"
Zhao Xiaoqian was a little excited. Jianghu, another completely unfamiliar world.
Among this group of people, there might be some of the original characters written by Master Jin, such as the one who wrote "Nine Yin Manual", the one who invented "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms", the one who fell off a cliff and picked up a martial arts manual...
No matter who teaches me a trick or two, I will become a half-master from then on. Wouldn’t the female heroes in the world of martial arts suffer?
Walking up to a man in his thirties, Zhao Xiaoqian looked him up and down.
The man's appearance was very ordinary, so ordinary that he almost didn't deserve a name. He would disappear in the blink of an eye in the crowd and would not make any waves at all.
But his muscular body was particularly noticeable, his biceps were trembling, and with a blindfold on, he could grind at least 500 kilograms of soybeans a day.
"What's your name?" Zhao Xiaoqian asked curiously.
The man bowed and clasped his fists. "My name is Jia Shi, and I am from Daming Prefecture, Hebei. I'm honored to meet you, Your Highness."
"Jia Shi? Good, just from the name you can tell he's a down-to-earth person." Zhao Xiaoqian couldn't help but praise.
These are all my personal bodyguards, so I’ll win their hearts over first.
"How is your kung fu? Do you know the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms? Are you a righteous or evil person in the martial arts world?" Zhao Xiaoqian asked excitedly.
Jia Shi was stunned and couldn't help but turn his head to look at Zhao Hao.
Not only could he not answer Zhao Xiaoqian's questions, he couldn't even understand them. They were so profound. What was "Wulin"? What were "righteous and evil"?
Even more awe-inspiring is what the "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms" is? Just hearing the name makes one want to kneel down...
"Please forgive me, Your Highness. I really don't understand what you mean. I just know a little bit about boxing and martial arts, and have some experience in fighting. I can only beat a few ignorant thieves." Jia Shi said with a wry smile.
The excitement in Zhao Xiaoqian's eyes suddenly dimmed.
"Is there no martial arts world in this world? In other words, all you know how to do is fight?"
Jia Shi lowered his head and said, "Yes, with my ability, I can probably fight ten ordinary men without any training. Of course, I will also get some injuries."
Zhao Xiaoqian didn't quite understand the concept of fighting ten alone, so he thought it must be quite powerful.
"To put it another way, if I were trapped in a Liao army formation with fifty men lined up to attack me, could you guys protect me?"
In the courtyard, a group of masters immediately fell silent.
After a long pause, Jia Shi slowly said, "I dare not hide this from you, Your Highness. Although we are all experts, fighting the enemy in a battle array would be a completely different situation..."
Zhao Xiaoqian became excited again: "How is it? Can you defeat fifty enemies?"
Jia Shi smiled slightly, his expression proud: "I am not bragging, if the enemy has 50 people and attacks us in a military formation, I can say without any modesty... they can beat the shit out of me."
(End of this chapter)
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