Madmen don't keep diaries

Chapter 29 029 So exciting!
The woman smiled even brighter after hearing this, and walked inside with Feng Xiuhu on her arm: "Okay, okay, it's cold outside, let's go in and talk first."

Feng Xiuhu turned around and pointed at Shunzi: "And him, no matter whether he likes it or not, just drag him in."

The woman had no reason to refuse, so she clapped her hands and said, "Come on, greet the guests."

Several pretty women in cool clothes came out from behind the door curtain, surrounded Shunzi, and pushed or pulled him into the building.

Several small hands were groping around on his body, and Shunzi blushed. He blocked here and exposed there. He shouted to Feng Xiuhu in embarrassment: "Brother—help me!"

Feng Xiuhu said to the woman, "My brother has a good physique, find him some strong ones!"

The woman understood: "Just wait and see. I'll leave it to you two to serve."

As he spoke, Feng Xiuhu had already stripped down to his underwear: "Me too, I'm tired, I'm looking for someone who can do a better job."

He glanced at the woman and asked, "What's your name?"

The woman flirted with him, "My name is Yuzhi. I'm the owner of Tangquan Tower and also the madam here. Let me make it clear first, I've stopped selling myself..."

Before he finished speaking, Feng Xiuhu stuffed the clothes into Yuzhi's arms and said, "Let me make it clear first. These are new clothes of mine. If they get dirty, you have to pay for it."

Yuzhi's mouth twitched, and she continued to smile apologetically: "Master, put your heart back in your stomach. Now that you've come this far, just enjoy yourself. Why do you still care about clothes?"

After saying this, she raised her hand and called a servant over: "Go, take this master to the Tianzihao Pond."

Feng Xiuhu was still thinking about his brother, and turned around and pointed at Shunzi: "He's the same!"

……

The corridor in Tangquan Tower was winding, and Feng Xiuhu and the servant chatted as they walked.

"What's so special about the Fairy Bath?"

The servant lowered his eyebrows and said: "Of course it is happy. It must be as happy as a god, so it can be called a god bath."

Feng Xiuhu asked again, "Where is happiness then?"

The servant smiled apologetically: "Have fun, and enjoy yourself as much as you like."

"We have a wide variety of activities. As long as the guests ask, we will respond to their requests. Everything can be done according to their preferences. Whatever you want to play or see is entirely up to you."

"What else is there to watch?" Feng Xiuhu was delighted. "Are there any new songs?"

He had watched both the plays, "The Lady of Wind and Rain Kills the Sparrow Demon" and "The Lady of Wind and Rain Repels the Waves."

"Fresh?"

The servant secretly observed Feng Xiuhu's expression and said, "Master, if you want to try something new, we have owlmen and fragrant deer, but no mermaids. Mermaids are only found in the Tangquan Tower in the upper city."

"Mermaid?"

Feng Xiuhu was stunned, his attention diverted: "What is a mermaid?"

The waiter hadn't expected anyone to be unaware of this, but since the customer was the most important, he explained honestly, "It's one of those beasts with a human upper body and a fish tail at the bottom."

The servant gestured as he spoke, "These beasts are rare. Only very rarely do returning ships from the port area bring one back, and they're usually sent straight to the upper city."

"I haven't seen many of them, but I've heard they have a fierce temper. They look like human beings, but they have a mouth full of sharp teeth, so they have to be tempered down before they can be kept. The Tangquan Tower in Upper City has a few of them to serve dignitaries, and they've had all their teeth plucked out."

Feng Xiuhu was thoughtful. He remembered what Miao Gensheng had said - only those whose names ended with the character "人" (person) were considered human.

The “人” in mermaid comes in front, so they are also regarded as animals.

So he asked, "Mermaid is what we call it, so what were they originally called?"

The servant thought about it briefly and remembered: "It seems to be... a mermaid."

At this point, the servant couldn't help but sneer. "What kind of people are they? Just like the fragrant deer, they're all beasts who have worshipped evil gods for generations. Not to mention them, the evil god in the sea is so frightened by the Goddess of Wind and Rain that he dare not show his head. He will be taken away sooner or later."

As we were talking, we had already arrived.

The servant pushed open the bamboo door and led Feng Xiuhu in.

This is a large independent house with a huge bubble pool in the middle, surrounded by smooth white stones. The bottom of the pool is paved with jade stones of various colors. The warm water vapor evaporates, filling the house with a fairy-like atmosphere.

The servant bowed and took his leave: "Master, please soak in the bath first, the servant will be here soon." Feng Xiuhu was still immersed in the new information he had just seen, so he waved his hand without saying anything.

He took off all his clothes, walked into the pool while thinking about something, soaked the towel and put it over his eyes, then leaned against the wall and enjoyed himself.

After a while, I heard the sound of a door being pushed open behind me, and several footsteps approached.

Feng Xiuhu was enjoying the bath, so she said, "No hurry, let's massage your shoulders first."

"Okay, sir~"

The ones speaking were several delicate voices.

Feng Xiuhu couldn't help but frown under the towel - he was already exhausted, so why did he send a little girl?

Several cool little hands came over, one on the left and one on the right, and the remaining one began to gently rub his temples.

The force was just right, so Feng Xiuhu didn't get angry.

But after a while, Feng Xiuhu suddenly felt those hands leaving his skin, and then he heard the sound of water entering his ears.

He couldn't stand this - just scrub his body, why was he soaking in the same pool with him?
As soon as this thought arose, something even more outrageous came.

Feng Xiuhu felt his arms being hugged by a ball of soft flesh, and at the same time, he could hear the sweet breath of orchid in his ears. At the same time, another person actually sat directly on his legs and hugged his neck.

Feng Xiuhu was furious. He ripped off the towel and said, "Are you guys professional or not?!"

Everything in front of him was white, and before Feng Xiuhu could see clearly, there was suddenly a loud noise outside the door.

bang——

The bamboo door was kicked open and a group of men rushed in.

The three sweet girls immediately screamed and backed away.

Feng Xiuhu looked back and revealed his face.

The men saw the real owner and jumped into the water one after another.

Feng Xiuhu was delighted: "This is exciting!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the leading man grabbed Feng Xiuhu's hair and pushed him into the water, and the others punched and kicked him in the water.

After a while, the man holding down Feng Xiuhu felt that it was enough and pulled him up.

Feng Xiuhu gasped for breath and asked, "Did I choose this project?"

The man sneered and pushed him down again.

The sound of water gurgling in his ears, Feng Xiuhu vaguely heard Shunzi's shouting.

"Big brother!"

"What are you doing!?"

He was dragged up again, and the man holding his head forced Feng Xiuhu to turn around and look.

Shunzi dodged left and right in the crowd, rushing into the house with a stick. Suddenly, his legs went weak and he was kicked to the ground. A group of people surrounded him and kicked him wildly.

The man holding Feng Xiuhu's head sneered, "Is this your brother?"

Feng Xiuhu asked him, "Who are you?"

To be honest, Feng Xiuhu didn't know any of these people.

The man who held Feng Xiuhu down slapped him in the face and cursed, "You blind fool! I'll tell you this once: don't get your name wrong when you report to the Wheel of Reincarnation."

"My grandfather's name is Diao Haisheng, also known as the Scraping Knife in the underworld. He is a tax collector who works for the Empress."

Feng Xiuhu suddenly realized: "So he's another grandson."

　Is this magical bath powerful enough?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)