Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 15: The Poor Monk Aims to Save All Living Beings
Chen Xiaoke slowly poured the tea.

The two elders opened their eyes wide and saw the water column fall on the center of Hu Shubao and was absorbed visibly.

There was only a slight puddle feeling in the center of Hushubao, and the diffusion was completely within the controllable range, without any side leakage.

After a while, the wet feeling completely disappeared.

Chen Xiaoke lifted Hu Shubao and shook and kneaded him, without a drop of water falling.

She picked up another piece of rice paper and pressed it, but there was no sign of reverse seepage.

"Look, Master and Madam, it's not wet at all. The test is successful." Chen Xiaoke said with a smile.

Yin Kaishan was confused. He raised the piece in his hand and asked:

"This... is indeed a bit magical, but what's the use? It can only absorb a little bit of tea, so what?"

The second lady beside him suddenly realized something and said uncertainly:

"Master, this thing is not used for..."

The voice became smaller and smaller, and the last few words were only spoken to Yin Kaishan.

"What!?"

Yin Kaishan was startled, as if he had touched a burning charcoal, and immediately threw away the piece in his hand and asked angrily:

"Is this a menstrual cloth?"

"Mrs. Yin is more experienced~" Xuan Ci said, "This is a must-have product for women every month."

"You!" Yin Kaishan remembered that he had just smelled that thing and his high blood pressure was about to flare up.

The Second Lady spat, "What a dishonest monk! He talks about saving all living beings, but he's secretly tinkering with such obscene things. How shameless!"

"Madam, you are wrong," Xuan Ci said. "Women are also living beings. In my eyes, they are no different from skeletons. I invented this device precisely to alleviate the suffering they endure every month."

"Yes, this is comfortable and dry to wear. I tried it a few days ago and it didn't leak when I walked out. Second Madam, you will know if you try it." Chen Xiaoke praised.

"Xiao Ke, don't talk nonsense. At your age, it's no longer useful for you." Xuan Ci said.

"You are presumptuous!"

The Second Madam was so angry that she said to Yin Kaishan:

"Master, keeping this kind of person in the mansion is simply ruining the reputation of the Yin family! If he takes this kind of vulgar stuff out on the street and openly shouts it out, our entire family will be disgraced!"

Seeing that she didn't know the value of the goods, Xuan Ci said with a slightly unhappy tone:
"Amitabha.

"Once Hushubao is released to the market, it will be in short supply. Duke Xun and I have a predestined relationship in this life, and I originally wanted to give this treasure to the Yin Mansion for exclusive sale, allowing the Yin family to accumulate merit.

"But Madam Yin is too obsessed with it, so forget it. I can only give it to someone else who is destined to receive it. Xiaoke, put the things away."

"Wait a minute~" Yin Kaishan raised his hand to stop.

He is not stupid. In fact, he understands Hu Shubao's value, but he is ashamed to discuss it.

But when he heard that his grandson was going to give the opportunity to make money to someone else, he couldn't help it. He secretly cursed the second wife for being fierce and brainless. He suppressed his embarrassment and asked about Hu Shubao's profit.

Xuan Ci had already asked AI to calculate this problem.

In the early stages of production, the cost of this thing will definitely be higher.

But this does not affect the profit at all, because there are many ladies and young ladies who are willing to pay for it. Princess Gaoyang and the guests of Wenyue Tower all say that it is good after using it, and there is no pressure to achieve a gross profit margin of 300%.

As the production line is gradually improved and the prices of materials such as paper and cotton decrease simultaneously, the cost of Hushubao will also be greatly reduced. Then it can be promoted on a large scale and truly benefit all living beings!

Yin Kaishan felt that the mere thought of this business had a potential that could instantly surpass over 90% of the Yin family's existing businesses. As for the question of respectability, it could be left to the woman to handle, and the Duke's Mansion would simply provide support from behind.

Although he is ashamed to discuss it, he is honest in his heart and has already thought about how to monopolize it.

Unconsciously, he found Xuan Ci more and more pleasing to his eyes. He felt that this boy was both talented in literature and martial arts, beautiful and intelligent, and very filial. He was really a good grandson!

At this time, someone came in from outside to report that the doctor had diagnosed Yin Silang's injuries. His life was not in danger and he would not be disabled, but he would probably not be able to get out of bed without rest for a month or so.

"Shiro!"

The second wife was so frightened by Xuanci that she almost forgot about her eldest son. When she heard the servant's report, she hurried outside.

She walked to the door and saw the miserable state of her beloved son. She couldn't help but turn back and said to Yin Kaishan:

"Master, Shi Lang was injured so badly by that crazy monk, how do you plan to punish him?"

Yin Kaishan exhaled a breath of annoyance, glanced at the unconscious Chen Guangrui, and replied:

"That bastard started this whole thing. We're all family, why is he fighting among himself? Both sides are injured now, so go get some medical help!"

The second wife burst into tears and left angrily.

Yin Kaishan sent Chen Xiaoke and other servants away, and then asked in detail about Hu Shubao's delivery process.

Before I knew it, it was getting dark.

When Yin Kaishan was about to leave, his attention was attracted by other strange objects in the house. Thinking of the pile of gold and silver, he suspected that his good grandson had other "treasures" that he had not taken out.

So, he pointed at something beside him that looked like a zither and a drum and asked:

"What is this thing? Is it also used to save all living beings?"

Xuan Ci looked at the instruments that the masters had spent more than a month tinkering with and finished, and said proudly:
"Yes, these are drums and bass, instruments I modified.

"Hot-blooded people don't listen to slow music. The music these days is too slow, and it makes old people... drowsy."

"And just by adding drums and bass, you can play the music I create, and it's incredibly exciting! It can get everyone's blood boiling, their passion surging, and their whole body filled with positive energy!"

"Oh? You're also proficient in music? I'll have to listen to it when I get a chance."

Yin Kaishan continued walking towards the door. After a few steps, his eyes fell on a basket of things drying in front of the sunny window and asked again:
"What is this? Is it used to save all living beings?"

Xuanci said:
"This is cured tobacco from an island in the South China Sea.

"When all living things are ignited and inhaled into the lungs, they can refresh the mind, spark passion, and make people love life more.

“Unfortunately, I have only purchased a small amount of dried leaves, but no seeds. I don’t know if the merchant can successfully bring them to Chang’an next time he comes.

"Oh, I've finished all the cigarettes I made. I'll let you try them after Xiaoke finishes rolling this batch."

"You actually know pharmacology? Okay, I have to try this."

Yin Kaishan was completely impressed by his grandson's erudition and talent. Just as he was about to take a step forward, his eyes were attracted by a string of sausages hanging in front of the window.

He casually grabbed a piece as thick as a baby's arm and examined it carefully. After a long while, he said uncertainly:

"This... should be just an ordinary intestine. Don't monks eat vegetarian food? Why are you drying this in your room?"

“It’s ordinary, but not for eating.”

Xuan Ci was speechless, cursing in his heart:

This is a tribute to Princess Gaoyang. Are you being polite if you just take it?

(End of this chapter)