Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 167 Cicada Mother's Fate

After dinner, Beaker worked out a plan to trick his mother.

So, in the dream, on a moonlit night with many stars.

The monkey found an opportunity to carry Wuneng and Wujing on his back, and whispered with Tang Xuanci by the sparkling lake, talking about the Heavenly Court's investigation into the Yellow Crow disaster.

As they chatted, it naturally brought up the topic according to the script, creating an opportunity for Tang Xuanci to enlighten it with Buddhist teachings.

At this moment, Tang Xuanci's entire temperament suddenly changed, from being a ruffian to being a Buddhist, and from having every sentence be fragrant to having every word be a gem.

Even the round and full top of his head seemed to be covered with a layer of divine light.

After only two and a half sentences, the monkey suddenly realized what was going on and his attitude towards the plastic master changed 180 degrees.

It seems to be respect and love from the heart.

It is worth mentioning that the monkey was not very good at acting, but at the suggestion of Tang Xuanci, he adopted the "Stanislavsky" acting system, imagining that the master he worshipped when he was still a wild monkey was now in front of him.

So we successfully found sincere and delicate emotions and shot it in one shot.

Even if the famous director Zhang came to shoot it, he would be excited by its performance.

Finally, when the monkey was thanking his master for his teachings, he accidentally blurted out "Holy Buddha".

Tang Xuanci did not answer. After a brief silence, he changed the subject and soon returned to his ruffian state.

That's enough, just enough.

The five-star general once said: People only believe what they want to believe.

If she doesn't want to believe it, she will find all kinds of evidence to disprove it. The more you say, the more likely it is to arouse suspicion.

If she's willing to believe, you only need to give her a little hint and she'll piece together the whole puzzle herself and believe it wholeheartedly.

At the moment when the word "Holy Buddha" floated out of the monkey's mouth, the Mother of Mount Li, who was casting a spell in reality, was struck by lightning and her delicate body trembled violently.

"Grandma, what's wrong with you?" Zhenzhen noticed her abnormality and was very surprised.

Lishan Laomu did not respond. She took a deep breath, and her pupils, which were rotating like a kaleidoscope, trembled slightly.

At the same moment, Beaker noticed the time difference between inside and outside the dream, and analyzed to Tang Xuanci that the plan might have worked.

So, Tang Xuanci struck while the iron was hot and asked the monkey to conjure up a grand piano again, then sent it away. Feeling sad, he copied a song with a style and mood that was completely different from last night's, and sang the lyrics that made his mother think a lot.

Suddenly, a faint sadness appeared on the surface of the lake under the moonlight.

"I have entered the water, across a pool of blue flowers,
"Grab some rainbow clouds and step on lotus to go home.

"Sandalwood wafts past, breaking the shell and shedding the veil,
"Dress in a cassock and let go of anger and ignorance."

Suddenly, the temperature dropped sharply, the lake froze, and everything around was changing visibly, as if the whole world had gone wrong.

The monkeys, pigs, humans and horses who were listening to the song nearby were all startled. They glanced at the completely withered grass and trees around them, then looked up at the sky.

I saw that the entire starry sky was spinning faster and faster, the moon was turning from crescent to full, but the sun never appeared, and the beautiful aurora was blooming.

"Isn't this the eternal night phenomenon at the North and South Poles? What's going on?"

Seeing this scene, the knowledgeable Sha Dingtian was inexplicably reminded of the "Cicada Mother Fate" which was listed as one of the "Top Ten Scandals of the Golden Cicada".

It is said that this ill-fated relationship happened more than 800 years ago, when the Southern Continent split and drifted to the glacial land in the extreme south.

At the time when the Qin Dynasty was destroyed, the Mother of Mount Li was defeated in the fairy world, seriously injured, and was chased by her enemies to the top of Antarctica.

Fortunately, when her life was hanging by a thread, she met Jin Chanzi who was collecting folk songs and writing scriptures in Antarctica.

With compassion in his heart, Jin Chan carried her across the glacier and into the cold abyss to avoid pursuit.

And so, in a cold and dark ice cave, they had sex.

Of course, this is just a rumor.

As soon as the news spread, the followers of Holy Buddha immediately became angry and warned everyone: Don’t believe in rumors and don’t spread rumors!

In the end, he even saved the souls of several demons whose behavior was extremely evil and seriously damaged the reputation of the Holy Buddha, and the matter gradually subsided. Therefore, although Sha Dingtian was still unaware of Tang Xuanci's bluffing plan, it was difficult for him not to make associations.

Zhu Ritian, who also didn't know the plan, was shocked. Looking at his master who was still emitting damn charm, he muttered in his heart:

"No way, could it be that the old witch is really bewitched by the monk?

"Is this arousal? My soul is so excited that I can't even control my magic?

"Piano...I must learn it. I'll let this monk teach me tomorrow."

As the music draws to a close, the four masters, apprentices and a horse are completely in the polar region.

In the distance, layers of glaciers are rugged and undulating;
The ground beneath your feet is crystal clear, reflecting a faint blue glow, and the depths seem to seal the veins of time.

The whole world is devoid of the hustle and bustle of life. Under the illumination of the aurora and the moonlight, it is as cold and beautiful as a dream, and as quiet as a poem.

But soon, the eternal night was broken by the last note, and they were instantly back to the dawn of the summer night.

Looking at the morning light outside the window, the monkey's fiery eyes suddenly became bright and dim, and he had a strange feeling of déjà vu in his heart.

This reminded it of the time it fell into a deep sleep after drinking the Immortal Drunkenness Wine in Huaguo Mountain, and the several times it dozed off on the branches of the Peach Garden...

It wasn't until it heard Tang Xuanci cursing in the next room - "Fuck, what the hell is going on? There's a ghost" - that it came to its senses.

Zhu Wuneng and Sha Wujingyan were still sitting in the hall, looking at the screen, waiting for the Mother of Mount Li to show up.

But after a while, I only heard her say from behind:

"We've tried, but he... has nothing to do with that monkey. You guys should go back first. Someone will deliver the things you asked for to Guanyin tomorrow."

The two Shazhu brothers looked at each other, and they could clearly hear that the voice was not as hoarse as before, and seemed to contain some unspeakable emotions.

But they could not guess their mother's thoughts, nor did they dare to ask rashly. They could only say goodbye obediently and return to the guesthouse to continue acting. They guided Tang Xuanci and the monkey as instructed, saying that this illusion must have been done by the heavenly general, and that he was most likely here to investigate the case.

Tang Xuanci decided to play hard to get again, so he asked them to wait for his mother's people to send the items to break the formation, and then he said that it was not advisable to stay here for long and they should pack up and leave.

By the afternoon.

Ai Ai and Lian Lian came as they were told, but they did not bring the things with them. Instead, they asked them to get them from somewhere else and asked them to call the milk dragon horse to help carry the things.

Seeing this, the Shazhu brothers exclaimed in their hearts, "Wow!" They wondered if the old woman had lost control of her lust and was deliberately sending away the troublesome apprentice so she could play with her master.
When I think of the wrinkled face of the Mother of Mount Li and the drooping bear, I feel that the picture is so beautiful that I dare not imagine it!
They all looked at Tang Xuanci with extremely strange eyes.

One said with admiration, as if to say:

"Master is Master. He endures what others cannot endure and accepts what others cannot accept. He is truly capable of handling things!"

One is really not envious, as if saying:

"You can even tolerate an old witch. You must be awesome."

Tang Xuanci could fully sense the figure and beauty of the Mother of Mount Li from their eyes, but his heart remained unshaken as he shouted:
No one can change my ambition, I will conquer the world with blood!
So what if I’m old and ugly?

Don’t say that the one coming later is an old woman. Even if a Komodo crawls in, I will let it taste the marrow and become addicted to it!

When he was about to leave the hospital, the most complicated look was when Nailongma looked back, as if it revealed three parts of indifference, three parts of contempt and disgust, and four parts of nameless anger.

In response, Tang Xuanci quickly used the flickering sound of his cigarette butt to report:

"Be good, don't be jealous."

Soon, he and the monkey were left alone in the yard.

But after only waiting for a cigarette, two more people walked in at the gate.

One is Zhenzhen.

The other one is the old mother.

After hearing Zhenzhen's introduction, Tang Xuanci and the monkey were both surprised and suspicious, staring at the old mother from head to toe.

What do you think she looks like?
The face is like a peach, the bones are not yet full, the mouth is pink, the teeth are white, and the eyes are full of spirit;
The broad hips and slim waist create a natural charm, and the movements are full of allure!

(End of this chapter)