Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 177 Difficulties
Realizing that the signal was poor, the monkey rose ten meters and adjusted the angle of the antenna to better receive the skywave signal.

"Hello? Can you hear me?"

Finally, a deep and sexy voice came from the PHS:
"What's going on? Why couldn't I get through just now?
"You're not going to fight with them, are you?

"Don't mess this up!"

The monkey said:
“No, I’m communicating with them.

"But that Bull Hoof is too narrow-minded. He regards the ginseng fruit as his life. He is very angry now and won't listen to what you asked me to say.

"..."

The immortals who were watching it make a phone call were three parts confused, three parts annoyed, and four parts thoughtful. They also realized that this must be a magic weapon for sending messages.

But what surprised them was that

The most common way for the immortals and demons in the three realms to communicate over long distances is to use flying talismans to send text or symbols, or to convert their thoughts into seals and seal them for the receiver to hear.

Even rarer are devices like the Lingxi Lantern and the Dragon Palace Drum, which are highly time-sensitive but can only transmit vague signals.

As for the monkey now, being able to talk in real time and communicate without obstacles can only be achieved by using a large-scale magic circle unless the distance is very close.

Simply because metaphysical thinking is completely opposite to scientific thinking.

Now electromagnetic waves of a specific frequency are flying over the heads of the immortals. They are fully capable of sensing them, but they don't notice them at all.

Just like people on a purely technologically civilized planet, they are completely unaware of the existence of the spiritual consciousness in their brains, and mistakenly regard thoughts, senses, and bodies as their true selves. They cannot override them and will never be able to control them.

"Just ask Zhenyuan Daxian to answer the phone, and I will talk to him personally."

"Hey, okay."

The monkey reluctantly agreed, turned to Zhen Yuanzi, raised his little cell phone and said:

"Old man, come here for a moment, the monk is looking for you."

Zhenyuan Daxian frowned and was a little hesitant, but when he heard his disciple next to him reminding him to be careful of traps, he snorted coldly and flew directly to the monkey.

The monkey gave him the smart phone, cast a spell to create a soundproof barrier, and shouted:

"He's listening, go ahead."

Upon hearing this, Tang Xuanci first introduced himself and then restated what he wanted the monkey to convey.

His attitude is not that arrogant.

Moreover, he clearly stated the time for returning the magic weapon and the evidence in the orchard, saying that it was useless for him to have them, and he would return them immediately after reaching the West or stopping his journey to the West.

After all, if the Great Immortal Zhenyuan lost his temper and made a big deal out of it, then the "Five-Zhuang Temple Predatory Operation" would be exposed, which would also be disadvantageous to them.

After hearing this, Zhenyuan Daxian finally spoke:

"What about the ginseng fruits in my garden? This naughty monkey asked me to ask the Buddha for them. Should I just tell Tathagata that you four masters and disciples ate all of these hundreds of longevity fruits?"

Tang Xuanci on the other end of the phone pondered for a moment and said:
"You have to keep this a secret for me and for yourself.

"Buddhism is not a pushover, so when you negotiate with them, do it within your means.

"Those 104 ginseng fruits are all my loan. I will return them double in three years."

Zhenyuan Daxian Dao:
"Three years? Double the money? Hahahaha...

"Do you know how many peaches the entire peach garden in heaven can produce on average in a year, and how many golden elixirs can be refined in the Tushita Palace every year?

"Hmph, are you talking nonsense to me?!"

Tang Xuanci thought to himself that it was true, Laozi was just talking nonsense. Without thinking, he blurted out:
"Three years in the east, three years in the west. Don't look down on a poor monk who is poor."

Ah this? Zhen Yuanzi seemed to hear a great power in these light words. After a long silence, he frowned and said:

"Why should I trust you?"

Tang Xuanci sighed and said:

"As the saying goes, if you don't consider the monk's face, consider the Buddha's face. Why not consider the kindness I showed you in my past life?"

After saying that, the phone was hung up with a beep.

Zhen Yuanzi was struck by lightning. He stared at the monkey blankly, his eyes flickering with emotion, and an extremely bold idea emerged in his mind.

Just as the monkey was scratching his head and showing an impatient expression, he finally threw the little phone back and said expressionlessly:
"Go ahead and tell your master not to forget his promise."

……

"Everyone stand up and play the club song!"

In a stone hall, the music called "Rites" was played again, bringing the epic, mysterious and solemn atmosphere to the maximum.

After the successful predation operation, the five masters and apprentices, who were well fed, sneaked back to the east bank of the Liusha River overnight and hid in a small cave that Sha Dingtian had secretly invested in the Demon Mountain in the lower world.

Sha Dingtian was really greedy in the past, and it was not unfair that he was hounded by his junior fellow apprentice. The amount of immortal properties he obtained through bribery alone was countless.

But I don’t dare to go to most places now, and my other properties have been seized.

While Zhenyuan Daxian and Guanyin Bodhisattva are still negotiating, they can disappear on the journey to obtain the scriptures and vigorously promote the "Dream Stealing Chang'an Plan".

Now, the Mother of Mount Li has returned to Mount Li near Chang'an, and she can't wait to use her magic to deal with Li Shimin.

Moreover, she had combined the monkey's description with her own investigations these days and was very confident that she could break the palace's calming formation. She also said that even if Li Er's Niwan Palace was cast under a calming spell by the immortal, there was a 90% chance that he could be made to fall asleep.

But the problem now is that she has no way of contacting Li Shimin and has no chance to take action.

If you want to take action inside the palace.

Lishan Laomu didn't have the terrifying infiltration ability of the monkey. Even if the monkey took her with him, he couldn't sneak into the palace in Chang'an without anyone noticing.

According to Monkey, the entire area of ​​the palace was covered by a barrier that could detect even the slightest fluctuation of immortality, magic, or spiritual energy. Furthermore, certain areas had magic mirrors specifically designed to detect changes.

When it sneaks in:

First, one must make the form, aura, and consciousness fluctuations identical to those of a mosquito, ensuring there are no flaws;

The Dinghai Shenzhen must also be left outside to avoid triggering the restriction.

I think when it ran from Yumen Pass to Chang'an for the first time, it didn't even consider that it was wearing a tight hoop on its head.

Fortunately, this Tathagata is extremely powerful. Not only can it change with it, but there is no leakage of spiritual energy at all, so it will not trigger the restriction.

However, things like the Sumeru Ring, the Sumeru Jade Ring, and the Mother of Mount Lishan could not be shrunk to the size of a mosquito or fly's abdomen like the Dinghai Shenzhen, and it was impossible for the monkey to secretly bring them into the Forbidden Palace.

There is another idea - wait for Li Shimin to leave the palace himself, preferably out of the city before taking action.

But, putting aside the fact that there were gods secretly following him when he left the palace, this guy seemed to have no power left now. Not to mention leaving the city, he rarely even went to the imperial city where the ministers of the court worked.

According to the telegrams sent by Wu Cairen, the last time Li Shimin left the city was on September 11, the 13th year of Zhenguan, when he personally sent his younger brother to the west.

Since then, he has become depressed and no longer works hard to govern the country.

Not long after, he suffered another stroke and almost became paralyzed on one side of his body. It took him half a year to recover slightly. Now he can only attend court once every three days and usually rests in his palace.

Therefore, it would probably take a long time to wait for him to leave Chang'an.

(End of this chapter)