Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 18 Stud
No, even if I have to be the one in charge, I can’t be one.

Xuan Ci didn't believe the nonsense Fa Ming had told him since he was a child, about escaping from the sea of ​​suffering, achieving enlightenment, and the Western Paradise... It was like a pyramid scheme.

After thinking carefully about the fact that the mastermind behind the incident had exaggerated himself as an enlightened monk, he felt more and more uneasy. He suspected that once the news spread, Fahai might arrest him and take him to the temple in advance, and he would then be imprisoned again.

In fact, he was always thinking about how to deal with Fahai, his great threat.

The first thing he thought of was to improve his combat effectiveness to above Fahai as soon as possible.

However, according to his and the AI's estimates, Fahai's cultivation is 100% above the Condensation Pill Realm, and his combat power is likely to be quite explosive in the Condensation Pill Realm.

Now there is a huge gap between him and Fahai, and without the resources once provided by the global power, his training speed is as slow as a turtle.

Second, he thought of making thermal weapons to kill Fahai.

However, just to make an AK47, it is necessary to greatly improve the existing steel smelting, milling, turning, welding, and precision processing technologies, and at least produce smokeless gunpowder and primers.

You have to know that the imperial court has strict control over iron resources and related technicians. If he wants to secretly hire people and spend money to make such a big move, the difficulty is no different from Cuba secretly building a nuclear bomb without telling the United States.

Moreover, the power of an ordinary AK47 was not a threat to Fahai. To kill him, a more lethal weapon or bomb would be needed.

The third is to become sworn brothers with Li Shimin.

According to Xuan Ci, although the Li family is not a family of immortal cultivators, since the establishment of the Tang Dynasty, there has never been a fight between cultivators above the Nascent Soul Realm in Chang'an City.

Even the rumors of powerful people in the Lianjiedan realm taking action are rare. Only the masters of the martial arts world will fight in the streets from time to time, and these fights will be passed down as legends.

What does this mean?
The stronger you are, the more you should respect martial ethics?
fart.

General MacArthur once said: "Everything in the world is about sex, except sex itself, which is only about power."

Those most powerful immortal cultivators who invade Xuanci's mother planet, no matter how ethereal they look when flying in the sky, will kill people after landing, and even rape and plunder.

The reason they practice cultivation is simply to pursue the power to do whatever they want and to be able to exercise this power forever.

So, Chang'an City is so prosperous, with so many handsome men and beautiful women, and the strength of the city defense army is not enough compared to the immortal sects, why is there no master who comes to do whatever he wants?
There is only one truth: the law does not allow it.

This naturally does not refer to the Tang Dynasty law, but the heavenly rules that ordinary people often talk about.

If a cultivator dared to come to Chang'an and act wildly, he would have violated the heavenly law. The consequences would be comparable to when he brought arms into the customs before, and he could even be sentenced to death. This was the most reasonable explanation.

As to why the almighty Heavenly Court would bother to manage Chang'an, a larger ant nest, it is unknown.

However, it can be inferred that as the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin must have been very feared by the immortal sects. If Fahai encountered Li Shimin on the street, he would definitely not dare to chant the Daluo spell to him.

Therefore, if he could become sworn brothers with Li Shimin, he would not only be able to leverage Li Shimin's strength, but he would also have the time and space for the first two plans, achieving three goals at one stroke.

"Time is running out. We must invite Li Shimin to dinner as soon as possible."

Xuan Ci secretly decided:

"Old Man Yin is having a blast selling Hu Shu Bao and always asks me to smoke with him. He treats me like his precious grandson. It shouldn't be difficult to get him to do this little favor, right?
"At worst, I can tell you how to refine salt and make explosives. I don't believe they won't take the bait."

Having made up his mind, he turned his gaze towards the two women in front of him, removed his cloud-patterned brocade headscarf, revealing his plump and round head, and said indifferently:

"Since you have discovered me, I will not pretend anymore. I am a highly educated monk!" What is this?

Seeing him reveal his cards so blatantly, Madam Xian, who had prepared herself mentally, could still hold on, but Siqin completely lost control of her expression.

Thinking of what this "high monk" had done with her, as well as the various beastly acts in Wenyue Pavilion, she redefined "testicles" in her mind.

“In addition to Buddhism, I am also proficient in mathematics, physics and chemistry.

“In fact, papermaking and sugarmaking are not even of medium value to me. I still have many ways to make big money.

"For example, we can refine poisonous salt into ultra-pure fine salt and make a bomb that can instantly destroy Xuanwu Gate."

Xuan Ci said this, and moved closer to Madam Xian, took the liberty of putting his arm around her shoulders, and said:

"Madam, you don't want to lose the opportunity to make a lot of money, right? So, just pretend you know nothing and don't reveal my identity."

Madam Xian's mind was now full of the techniques of refining salt and demolishing the Xuanwu Gate. She was immersed in shock and did not notice Xuanci's rude behavior for a moment.

Seeing that she didn't open his hand this time, Xuan Ci kissed her again without thinking.

The speed is very fast~
Madam Xian never expected that he would dare to do such a thing in front of Siqin. Before she could react, she was kissed.

She had been a widow for many years and her heart was shaken. Then she was filled with shame and anger. She immediately exerted a strong energy and hit Xuanci's abdominal muscles with a palm.

Xuan Ci groaned in his throat and involuntarily took four steps back. He felt that the power of this palm was at least that of a fifth-grade warrior.

Siqin, who was standing next to him, was affected by the air wave and stumbled and fell to the ground.

"Humph! Shameless and obscene!"

Madam Xian raised her jade hand and gently wiped her lips. Her phoenix eyes glared at Xuan Ci angrily and scolded him angrily:
"Believe it or not, I will immediately spread your identity and everything you did in the brothel."

"Haha, I don't believe it~" Xuan Ci smiled shamelessly, very confident that she was just saying it in anger. Although her body said no, her heart did not reject it.

Madam Xian's chest heaved with anger as she cried out:

"Siqin, send someone to do it now.

"It just so happens that those talented scholars have hit a wall in their poetry writing. Once the story of the Silver Monk spreads, it will probably be known to everyone in Chang'an and even the entire Tang Dynasty.

"When the time comes, I wonder which temple will be able to accommodate a great monk like him!"

Ok?
Hearing her threatening words, Xuanci's eyes immediately lit up.

However, what flashed in it was not panic, but inspiration.

He immediately opened the door and returned to the lobby, saying to Ada who was practicing rap:

"Stop practicing. Go play the bass and I'll sing this song."

Ada was stunned and cried like a child.

(End of this chapter)