Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 23 Winter Solstice
Look carefully, this monk is called Fa Ming, and he is riding his horse at full speed.

The night before yesterday, he received the "bad news" from his junior fellow apprentice via flying talismans. He was about to have a cerebral hemorrhage, so he disguised himself and left the temple that night. He rode a horse, ran, and floated on water, covering a distance of more than 1,300 kilometers, and finally arrived outside the city of Chang'an from Jiangzhou.

"Bang~"

Fa Ming pushed open the door and entered a small farmyard. Seeing Fa Hai sitting cross-legged in the room, he quickly adjusted his internal energy and immediately asked:

"What's going on? Where is Xuanci now? What do you mean by hiding?!"

"Brother, please be patient~"

Fahaidao:
"Now we can be sure that the evil creature has hidden in the Duke of Liang's mansion.

"I've already sent people to closely monitor the perimeter, but our spies in the Fang family have been eliminated by the Daoist lackeys, so we dare not rashly go in and investigate."

Fa Ming was very surprised. "Duke of Liang? Shang Shu Zuo Pushe and Zhong Shu Ling Fang Xuanling, why would Xuan Ci go to his house?"

"It was Fang Erlang's wife, Princess Gaoyang, who secretly brought him in."

"Ah, this?" Fa Ming was even more confused. "How did Xuan Ci know Princess Gao Yang?"

When this was mentioned, Fahai's expression became a little tense, and he said thoughtfully:

"During his time in Chang'an, he probably sneaked out to avoid our eyes. You know that evil creature's appearance... He's incredibly handsome. I suspect he met Princess Gaoyang by chance and hooked up with her."

Ah this?

Fa Ming felt that this was totally out of line!

However, thinking of his disciple Yuan Zhong's enchanting appearance, figure and temperament, he had to admit that this possibility was very high.

Just imagine, if that guy were to stroll around Chang'an Street without a mask, it would be easy for him to charm three thousand resentful and crazy women.

His face was serious, and he said in a deep voice:

“Xuan Ci is extremely bold and dares to do anything.

"Princess Gaoyang is both the Tang Emperor's beloved daughter and the daughter-in-law of the current prime minister. If they create a major scandal, we will be blamed."

Looking at Fahai, he couldn't help but complain:

"Didn't I tell you that this kid is full of bad intentions and needs to be kept under constant watch? How could you be so careless and let Chang'an run around?"

Fahai frowned and said:
"Brother, I remember you only said that although that evil creature had no internal skills, he was gifted. He only trained his muscles every day and still achieved the strength of a sixth-grade warrior.

"A sixth-rank warrior, even with a close-range sneak attack, can't possibly kill Hui Lun of Hongfu Temple, right?

“This shows that his strength is at least comparable to that of a Grandmaster.

“In Chang’an City, all cultivators above the Condensation Core Realm are strictly controlled by the City God Temple, not to mention the Taoist lackeys keeping a close eye on us.

"How can I keep an eye on a Grandmaster?"

Fa Ming fell silent, and the scene of Xuan Ci training his muscles to death automatically replayed in his mind. He couldn't believe that he could become a master by training like that.

Moreover, this kid deliberately concealed his strength when he was in Jiangzhou.

How abominable!

Seeing that he didn't speak, Fahai said thoughtfully:

"What's so special about that evil beast?

"Why is the Taoist sect so interested in him? And two snake demons were able to evade the Jinghe River guards and sneak into the city to attack him.

"What secrets does he have?"

Fa Ming sighed:
“I don’t know either. The master only emphasized that the matter was of great importance and asked not to ask anything else.

“However, just looking at the rewards after the success, you can imagine how important Xuan Ci is.

“Two Seventh Rank Golden Pills!

"Take one pill, and your deadline can be extended by over a hundred years.

"Eh... I've failed miserably in teaching Xuanci to be sincere in his devotion to Buddhism. Now I'm afraid that beast will cause havoc. By then, not only will I lose my life, but I'll also lose my life."

Upon hearing this, Fahai's eyes became stern and he said sternly:

“There won’t be any major chaos.

"I will force that evil creature out as soon as possible, bring him back to Hongfu Temple, temporarily disable his martial arts, and make him stay in the temple and become a 'highly accomplished monk'.

"If I really get two golden elixirs after this is done, I'll give you one."

Fa Ming's expression flashed, as if he was briefly moved, but he regained his composure in an instant.

Fahai looked at him, suddenly smiled, and said:
"Brother, we haven't had a drink together for thirteen years. Today is the winter solstice. There's a Cuiyun Tower nearby. Would you like to go over and have a drink?" Fa Ming smiled wryly.

“Let’s drink wine later.

“When I came from the south, I gathered eight masters who had never made their mark along the way.

"They will split up and go into the city to meet you. You should return quickly and don't be careless."

……

Liang Guogong Mansion.

Prime Minister Fang Xuanling and his sons who were officials in the court stayed in the palace for a banquet after attending the ceremony of offering sacrifices to heaven and the grand court meeting, and had not yet returned home.

The daring Princess Gaoyang, however, claimed that she was feeling unwell due to pregnancy reactions, packed up some delicious food and wine, and quietly slipped into a maid's room. She drove Chen Xiaoke out and stood guard with her personal maid, and then...
I couldn't wait to throw myself into the arms of the wolf.

"Ah Lang, try this Six Flavors Crescent Moon Chaos, it tastes delicious."

This princess, who was about the same age as Xuanci, had no royal manners at this moment. She was pure and in love, her admiration was beyond words, and she fed him the palace delicacies mouthful by mouthful with her own hands.

Xuan Ci ate and played, and couldn't help but sigh again in his heart:
"Being handsome means you can do whatever you want!"

After running away from Duke Xun's Mansion, he just made up a bunch of nonsense, claiming that he accidentally killed a martial arts master, and that many people were now tracking him in Chang'an City, so he had to stay out of the spotlight for two days.

Princess Gaoyang took the risk and brought him into the palace without saying a word.

Good guy, he dares to come and steal the fish now. Even Xuan Ci didn’t expect this.

Suddenly, the princess casually mentioned, "My father-in-law and husband are still in the palace and probably won't be back for a while," which was obviously a hint.

Xuan Ci said "Oh" and pretended not to understand the hint. He thought to himself that he didn't bring any tools with him, they were all hidden in the courtyard of Wenyue Pavilion.

Unexpectedly, Princess Gaoyang's hands became restless, and she quickly said:
"A few days ago, the imperial physician took my pulse and said... I'm pregnant."

Xuan Ci looked at her in disbelief, thinking, "What the hell does this have to do with me? Could she have mistakenly thought it was mine?"

But the princess then said:

"I asked my mother if I could get pregnant again if I was already pregnant. Haha, my mother laughed at me and said it was impossible."

Ah this?

Xuan Ci realized it, looked at her, and blurted out a four-character evaluation:

"You feel so hot~"

"You dare to say that to me? You deserve a beating!" The princess was ashamed and angry, and punched Xuanci's pectoral muscles with her little fists.

In fact, Xuanci also wanted to throw the burning hoof over his shoulder and smash it hard onto the couch.

It’s a pity that the AI ​​still can’t analyze the reason why the mastermind cast a spell on him.

Thinking of the torture and destruction he had suffered from those damn bald donkeys, he felt a surge of anger in his heart and said impatiently:
"Stop it, I've got some internal injuries and I need to recuperate now."

The princess had become completely accustomed to his attitude of taking advantage of her, and remembering that he was indeed injured, she hurriedly stopped and began to massage the area where he had been beaten.

Xuan Ci said seriously, "By the way, is everything alright tonight? I have to get to Wenyue Pavilion before midnight."

Princess Gaoyang said:
"Don't worry, after dinner tonight, I will continue to pretend to be unwell and go back to my room.

"After Erlang leaves the mansion, I will take you there in a carriage. Even if those scoundrels had a hundred guts, they wouldn't dare to disturb me.

"But, do you really want to compete with those scholars in poetry and song?"

Thinking of the two love poems Alang had written for her, although she loved them very much subjectively, she also knew that objectively they were indeed mediocre, so she said:

"I met with several of my royal brothers this morning, and they told me that among those who scolded you, there are some who are extremely accomplished.

“Nowadays, the poems they wrote are at the top of the list in many famous restaurants and scenic spots.

"They also wrote masterpieces such as "Pozhenzi," "Xinglu Nan," and "Bodhisattva Man."

"I also heard that, in addition to many sons of aristocratic families, even many civil officials in the court are very dissatisfied with you. They may all go to the scene tonight to see what you are capable of, such as daring to speak so arrogantly and openly disrespect the scholars of Chang'an.

"So, if you fail miserably tonight, they will most likely ask Jingzhao Prefecture to expel you from Chang'an for corrupting public morals."

Princess Gaoyang spoke with deep worry.

But Xuanci sneered and said disdainfully:
“Will I fail miserably?
“Haha, they’re just a bunch of little trash.

"I've already found time to write a song and a hundred poems. Pick any one of them and they'll reach a level they can never reach in their entire lives."

(End of this chapter)