Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 367 Extra-Distance Time-Space Frog Leap
After eating dumplings~
When Tang Xuanci saw that Guanyin was about to return to the South China Sea, he smiled and advised her not to rush off. Since they would be seeing each other again soon, he suggested she stay and arrange a date to catch up.

Guanyin smiled faintly, glanced at his three disciples beside him, and directly asked him if he wanted a date with her alone, or if he wanted to bring Wukong, Wuneng, and Wujing along.
Tang Xuanci was slightly taken aback, thinking to himself, "Good heavens, a private appointment... isn't that courting death?" So he could only say, "We're all family, of course we should all be together and enjoy family time."

Upon hearing this, Guanyin's eternally beautiful face revealed a hint of "both annoyance and amusement," stunning all the plastic sisters present before she gracefully departed.

A moment later, Chen Xiaoke broke the silence and suggested that they go to the Glazed Flame Pool in Lingshan to have a hot spring party.

Si Yuanzang then mentioned the Super Weber Space Telescope, which the Astronomical Bureau launched two and a half months ago. It is already stationed at the Lagrange L2 point, 150 million kilometers away from the Three Realms, and said he wanted to go to the observatory to take a look.

Red Boy immediately exclaimed that he was bored and said he would rather play games in the hot springs.

The three disciples and eight wives and concubines had already seen those gleaming images and had no interest in them.

Only Tang Xuanci remembered what Beaker had said about the super Weber Telescope, which could clearly photograph the surface of planets up to 500 light-years away, and he couldn't help but become interested.

So he told everyone else to go soak in the hot springs or do their jobs, while he took his precious son to the mountaintop observatory.

The Super Weber Telescope is indeed a billion times more powerful than the Weber Telescope from a few years ago!
Before long, clear images of more than a dozen distant planets appeared on the large screen in front of the father and son.

Tang Xuanci's eyes immediately fell on the planet in the upper left corner.

Its surface is azure, just like its home planet 400 years ago.

"General, hold on."

“I have already seen you.”

"I have conquered the three realms."

"I'll be there right away!"

His blood boiled, and he inexplicably ignited a fire within him.

Yuanzang, perhaps sensing his father's emotions, quickly turned his head in the same direction, his slanted eyes reflecting two azure spheres.

After a moment, he suddenly asked:
"dad.

"I heard from Aunt Xiao Ke that there is an amusement park in the world called Disney, but it doesn't seem to exist in the Three Realms."

"Could it be on some star in outer space?"

Ah this?

Tang Xuanci was caught off guard and pulled back to his thoughts. He looked at his eldest son with surprise and thought to himself that the mother and son got along quite well. He had even brought up the words he had casually said eight hundred years ago.

But why did he suddenly ask this question? Was it a sudden, wild idea, or did he realize something?
Tang Xuanci immediately asked if the beaker was because Yuanzang's AI clone had revealed something that didn't exist in the Three Realms when Yuanzang was playing with the learning machine, which aroused his suspicion.

But the beaker immediately replied that it didn't.

When she imparts theories and techniques, she replaces everything with the concept of the Three Realms, making it impossible for her to make a mistake.

They also suggested that Tang Xuanci lie tactfully.

Even to your own son, even if the situation is stable, don't reveal your alien identity.

This is similar to Qiao Feng being a Khitan, Wolf Warrior using an iPhone, and a true fan showing their true colors – it's extremely detrimental to the group.

Tang Xuanci listened to the advice and immediately smiled at his eldest son:
"Damn, Disneyland..."

"Originally, your father had already drawn up the design plans. He was planning to build a house between Pingkangfang and Dongshi in Chang'an to make money. But Li Shimin was so frightened by your Aunt Yinyin that he turned to Buddhism and forced me to go on a pilgrimage."

"Later, it just fizzled out."

"But now that you mention it, I remember that I did promise that little brat... your little auntie, that I would take her to Disneyland someday."

"I never expected that she would still remember it."

“Then here, I’ll get the design drawings done for you. You can ask Huoyun and Kunkun to secretly find someone to build it, and give Chen Xiaoke a surprise on her birthday.”

Upon hearing this blatant lie that could not be disproved, Yuanzang nodded and replied:
"it is good."

Seeing that his son seemed to believe him, Tang Xuanci, who already had little reason to be sad, became even more carefree and put the matter out of his mind, starting to talk about other things.

Unexpectedly, as they were chatting, Yuanzang casually changed the subject and suddenly brought up the underworld.

Tang Xuanci soon discovered that his eldest son knew that the Jade Emperor's underworld projects had been secretly preserved, and that he seemed quite interested in and knowledgeable about them.

In addition, he learned about several projects that were being vigorously developed from Aunt Xing, the current vice president of the Xuanke Academy.

He then raised a suspicion, saying that although these major projects seemed unrelated, they all felt like they were being carried out to further strengthen the underworld's world-destroying project. Tang Xuanci frowned upon hearing this, revealing three parts surprise, three parts bewilderment, and four parts speechlessness.

He did know about these things; it was all Beaker who made him do them, but the purpose he gave was completely different.

Those projects that are being vigorously promoted are all aimed at getting back to the home planet as soon as possible, so how could they be related to the world-destroying project?
What Hao Da'er said sounded impressive but didn't seem like a wild guess or just some wild imagination, combining basketball and chicken together.

So he asked about the beaker.

The beaker proceeded methodically, explaining in language that a middle school student couldn't understand at all, and advised him to immediately stop talking about topics that might reveal his identity.

However, this time, although Tang Xuanci could not understand it, as soon as he relayed it to Yuanzang, it immediately aroused a series of questions from his son.

He didn't heed the beaker's advice to let it continue answering the question, and then relay it to his son.

During the back-and-forth questioning, Tang Xuanci suddenly noticed that the beaker's responses were becoming longer.

Although it was less than 0.012 seconds, the latency was already extremely high given her current computing power. This indicates that the situation and variables she was considering at this point were incredibly complex.

A sense of unease about the target of her actions inexplicably began to grow in Tang Xuanci's heart.

This is unprecedented.

“Stop~”

Tang Xuanci impatiently interrupted his eldest son's further questions, and directly dismissed Yuanzang and the concubines and servants at the door with the excuse that "children should not meddle in adult matters."

Then, he frowned and sat down in the ergonomic chair, allowing the beaker to appear before him in a lifelike AR projection.

Do you know what she looks like? Well:

Big EE, so delicate.

Wearing a blue Chanel dress with a slit back;

A replica of a top female celebrity with a cool, yellowish complexion from her home planet.

But Tang Xuanci showed no appreciation whatsoever, coldly staring at her and saying:

"What use is preserving that underworld project for returning to our home planet? Speak like a human being and give me an example. I need to make this clear today."

However, upon hearing this command, the beaker fell into a long, eerie silence.

A full 25 seconds passed before she parted her delicate, upturned lips and replied:

"OK.

"Actually, this is the calculated best route for us to return to our home planet."

"In a sense, this is our only option at the moment."

"Simply put, we will build upon the existing doomsday project, combine it with an antimatter bomb phased array, and through precise calculations, completely disrupt the balance of Yin and Yang on Earth, causing a reaction between the two that is billions of times stronger than hydrogen fusion."

"It is only by relying on the enormous energy it releases that it can break through the neutron degeneracy pressure at the core of the Three Realms, thereby causing the entire Three Realms to collapse inward."

"Ultimately, it will disrupt the curvature of spacetime like a black hole, and in a short time, it will create a stable, super-distance channel connecting the home star."

"We will stop the fleet at a safe distance beforehand, and then take the opportunity to enter the passage, so that we can return to the vicinity of the home planet instantly, with an error of no more than 0.7 light-years."

"This is the 'super-distance time-space frog jump' technology."

"In fact, the technology that teleports you to the Three Realms is also derived from the super-distance frog jump technology."

"Before a frog jump, you need to fully gather your strength."

"Because the energy required to build the 'super-distance channel' was too enormous, the home planet could only transmit divine consciousness with a mass of 0 at that time."

"But we must now take a large fleet back with us, which can only be achieved by harnessing the energy released from the entire planet."

Ah this?

Tang Xuanci understood now.

Good heavens, to return to our home planet as quickly as possible, we must completely destroy the Three Realms.

Is this... okay?
(End of this chapter)