Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 37 What is true?

Good guy, that's the condition~
If it was certain that the promise could be fulfilled, and Li Shimin was asked to go to obtain the scriptures, he would have bought a standing ticket overnight.

Of course Tang Xuanci was moved.

Who doesn't want immortality? That's something that even the mother planet can only achieve in theory after combining technology and mystical skills.

More importantly, he is very dissatisfied with the efficiency of his current exercise.

He had basically eaten up all the rare treasures, magical herbs and beasts that he could get in Chang'an City, and the quality of his nitrogen pump could not meet the requirements for further strengthening his body.

The existing auxiliary training equipment and methods can hardly provide effective stimulation to his bones, muscles, internal organs, and soul.

He needs to use a heavier barbell bench press, appropriate pressure, lightning, ice, poison... to deeply stimulate the cells.

He needed to eat real monsters and elixirs, at least the kind of monsters that were born with intelligence, or the treasures that cultivators used to make elixirs.

The speed of technological development is also far lower than he expected.

Although Li Shimin was already very satisfied, he was like taking stimulants every day, and he didn't even have time to favor talented women. He just wanted to display his ambitions and promote the rapid development of science and technology and economy.

But theory and practice are different after all.

Political factors need to be considered, the basic industrial chain must be interconnected, and the population of the Tang Dynasty is only more than 20 million, which is basically illiterate in science, so the efficiency is really too low.

If we continue like this, we don’t know how many years it will take for us to fully enter the steam age.

For the sake of his home planet, Tang Xuanci must sprint with all his strength and have to pursue faster speed!

If the Buddhist and Taoist societies are telling the truth, then joining any of them is equivalent to getting on the fast track and achieving thirty levels of advancement.

What is the level of Buddha and Daluo Jinxian?
His status in the society is at least equivalent to that of a council member on the home planet, right?

If I work in the Heavenly Court, I can at least get the position of deputy governor.

(Why use these two words? Because... I can't type anything else.)
Even if the final result does not meet expectations, you will definitely be able to obtain a lot of resources in the process, which are simply inaccessible to you in the human world.

But Tang Xuanci was afraid that they were here to deceive him.

He carefully talked with the representatives sent by both parties to contact him and asked them many questions in an attempt to distinguish the truth from the falsehood.

The first big question is: "Why choose Laozi?"

The Buddhist representative told him:
He is the reincarnation of the Golden Cicada Buddha and was originally a disciple of Tathagata Buddha. He was assassinated by demons sent by the Taoist sect and ended up with his soul and body destroyed, so he reincarnated as Xuan Ci.

Strictly speaking, the original Golden Cicada was completely dead. He just got the "divine gift" of the Golden Cicada, which was born with the "fetal light" in his consciousness.

The fetal light and the universe are of the same origin and will not disappear, but will only transfer.

According to Tang Xuanci's understanding, this thing is like Luffy's rubber ability. If he dies, after an unknown number of years, it will be bred in someone else. This person will also have rubber ability, but he is not Luffy.

Similarly, he possesses the special divine gift of the Golden Cicada, but he is not the Golden Cicada, but just an ordinary yet special man.

But the good news is that the Buddha used his supreme supernatural powers to set up an altar at Lingshan, preserving his cultivation from his previous life.

The reason for sealing his body was also for his own good, because only in this way could he recover his previous life's cultivation as much as possible when he went to Lingshan.

In addition, the spread of Buddhism to the East is the society’s current strategic goal.

In order to prevent the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism from causing chaos in the world, the Heavenly Laws strictly stipulated that both sides had reached an agreement.

All missionary activities in the world must be carried out in accordance with rules and regulations, and missionary work cannot be turned into an activity by gangs to grab territory.

It just so happened that Jin Chan was reincarnated in the Tang Dynasty and became a mortal, which met the restrictions of obtaining scriptures and preaching.

It just so happened that his image and temperament were still so great and glorious. It just so happened that he still needed to accumulate a certain amount of merit so that the Buddha could legitimately help him become a Buddha and stop the brothers in the society from gossiping about him.

Isn’t this the Holy Body born to preach the gospel?

This is why the society is determined to train him into a holy monk.

After all, it is for the greater cause of the society and also to help him become a Buddha... It can be said that he has good intentions.

In addition, the Buddhist representative obviously saw his concerns and hinted to him:
Rules are always used to restrict others, not yourself.

Since they have become Buddhas, they naturally do not need to abide by any precepts or rules. They just need to pay attention to their influence in front of others. Those who understand will understand.

Also said:

Although it is well known that when traveling from Xiniu Hezhou to Lingshan, one will encounter many monsters and difficulties and obstacles along the way.

But it’s okay, there’s no need to worry at all, just believe in the strength of the society!
Everything has been arranged long ago. His younger brothers will escort him when the time comes. He just needs to travel around and spread Buddhism along the way.

After hearing these words, Tang Xuanci just felt...very foolish, there was absolutely no fault to be found in the logic.

He seriously suspected that the Golden Cicada was devoured and assimilated by him during the embryonic stage, which led to the current situation.

I just don't know whether he has obtained the "fruit ability" of the Golden Cicada. The Buddhist representative did not explain clearly what the use of this ability is. He only said that it is linked to the talent of cultivation, and he will be able to realize it on his own once the seal is lifted.

However, just when he began to yearn to travel west to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

The representative of the Taoist community angrily denounced the Buddhist community as shameless and their words were like farts:
First of all, Jin Chan was not assassinated by the Taoist sect at all.

But because he was at odds with the Buddha, and finally "disrespected Buddhism" at the Ullambana Festival and openly contradicted the person in charge, the Buddha secretly asked the demon king to kill him.

If you don’t believe it, you can go and ask around in the four continents of East, South, West and North to see where there are the most monsters.
That must be Xiniu Hezhou, and the closer to Lingshan, the more ferocious the demon king becomes, simply because those are Tathagata’s black gloves!

Furthermore, the Golden Cicada Saint Buddha possessed immense magical powers, and he was killed in the Western Paradise. If a demon from a certain sect were to go there and assassinate him, how low would the chances of success be? It's practically impossible!
Therefore, it was obvious that Jin Chan offended the person in charge and other interest groups in Xitian, so he was killed.

This talk of preserving his cultivation and helping him become a Buddha again is all nonsense.

The seal was simply to control him and force him to go to the West to obtain scriptures and preach the teachings. At the same time, it also prevented him from using the golden cicada's divine gift to cultivate into an immortal and then switch to Taoism to become a powerful general.

The Taoist representative asked him to think about it carefully.
Although he is no longer the original Jin Chan, judging from his performance at the "Rap Poetry Contest" that night, he has somewhat inherited Jin Chanzi's good personality of "disrespecting Buddhism".

The key point is that he completely disobeyed orders and offended Tathagata again. Even if he goes to the West, can he have a good life in the future?

And the enemy of my enemy is my fellow Taoist!
Now he has a good image and good temperament, and is deeply loved by the people in the Tang Dynasty. The Buddhist community also tries hard to package him as a holy monk.

If he voted with his butt and joined Taoism, the propaganda effect would be explosive, and the people of the Tang Dynasty would definitely think that Taoism is a million times better than Buddhism.

Therefore, the Taoist community values ​​him very much.

As long as he goes to Dongsheng Shenzhou, he can choose the best elixir, secret manual and magic weapon. The Daluo Jinxian will personally help him lift the seal. If that doesn't work, he can also ask the three Heavenly Lords to take a look. It's not a big deal at all.

By then, relying on his missionary achievements and the strength he has gained through cultivation, wouldn't it be a piece of cake for him to become a Golden Immortal?

In addition, to reach Dongsheng Shenzhou, one has to travel across the ocean.

But it’s okay, there’s no need to worry at all. The strength of Taoism is simply incomparable to that of Buddhism.

Then he just needs to have the mentality of taking a cruise to study abroad. The club guarantees that the entire voyage will be smooth sailing and there won’t even be a big wave!
After listening to what was said here, Tang Xuanci felt... it made so much sense, there was nothing wrong with it at all!
So the question is coming?

It is definitely impossible for what both parties said to be true. It can only be one true and one false, half true and half false, or both false.

So what the hell is real?!
(End of this chapter)