Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 47: Reading people accurately
A few moments.

A man named Lei Yizi, who was 1.5 meters tall but had an extraordinary temperament, pushed the door open and walked in. With a smile as warm as spring breeze, he saluted and said:
"Blessings and infinite blessings, Heavenly Venerable. Mr. Tang, you have come to visit me. I wonder what brings you here?"

As he spoke, he sat down on the ground opposite Tang Xuanci.

Before Tang Xuanci could say anything, the "ragged" black and white girls sat next to him, dribbled the ball and bumped into people, attacking from both sides.

One weighs 60 kilograms and the other weighs 70 kilograms, making Lei Yizi, who is estimated to weigh only 48 kilograms, look like a thin dog.

"What does this mean, Mr. Tang?"

Lei Yizi's expression changed slightly, and he pinched out the Three Purities Fingers with one hand.

As the white Taoist robes fluttered, Hei Mei and Hu Ji seemed to be repelled by an invisible repulsive force and were pushed a foot away.

The four squashed black and white balls formed an outline similar to a transparent glass, which looked very strange.

Tang Xuanci smiled and said:
"That broken talisman from last night was actually quite useful. I came here specially to thank you. Don't worry, relax, I won't tell anyone."

As he spoke, he overturned the two large wooden boxes he had brought with him to the left and right of Lei Yizi, and poured out two boxes full of gold:

"And there's this gold, three thousand taels in total. Spend it first, and we'll come back if it's not enough.

"In short, all expenses that Taoist Master Lei spends in Chang'an from now on will be paid for by me, Tang Xuanci.

"Whatever kind of girls you want, I'll have someone help you find them and have them come to the temple to burn incense."

Ah this?

Lei Yizi's heart moved, and he had to admit that this proposal was very tempting.

What was the purpose of his seeking immortality and asking for the way? Wasn't it to achieve immortality and do whatever he wanted?
But with the support of a big sect and stationed in Chang'an City, he was restricted in his actions as long as he left the Taoist temple and could not do anything wrong.

And if Tang Xuanci could help arrange it, the quality of life would at least improve several times.

However, he naturally wouldn't show it easily, and said seriously:

"You are joking, sir. I am a pure cultivator, how can I be involved in money and sex?
"The Purple Air Coming from the East Talisman was brought back by a fellow Taoist who crossed the ocean from Dongsheng Shenzhou, so it cost money, so I only paid 20 taels for it.

“Besides, there are only 380 pieces left in the temple. Even if we take them all, it would only cost taels.

"Please keep the money, and let the two female lay Buddhists respect themselves."

Tang Xuanci threw the cigarette butt into the teacup and said unhappily:
"Fuck, stop pretending to be innocent."

He waved his hand to let the black and white girls leave the door first, and said seriously:
"I won't waste my time talking to you. You barely got through that thunderstorm last night.

"I've already thought about it. I can go to Dongsheng Shenzhou to help promote your Taoist sect."

Upon hearing this, Lei Yizi immediately became excited.

What was the purpose of his seeking immortality? Besides being able to do whatever he wanted, he also wanted to achieve immortality.

Tang Xuanci's trip to Dongsheng Shenzhou was related to whether his lifespan could be tripled.

"But...I have one condition."

Tang Xuanci changed the subject, and Lei Yizi's heart began to hang in the air.

It’s not that his cultivation is not deep enough, but the temptation is too great and he can’t keep his mind completely unmoved.

"What conditions?" he asked, trying to remain calm.

Tang Xuanci said:

“The distance between Southern Continent and Eastern Continent is so great, and there’s an ocean between them. I must be fully prepared before I go.

“So, the departure time is set for three years from now.

"During this time, I want to build a large and strong ship and make my muscles stronger.

"You must fully support me and provide me with the best information and materials."

Ah this?

Lei Yizi was speechless for a few seconds, then smiled and said:
"Didn't I tell you that there would be no danger along the way?

"Even if you use a bamboo raft, you can cross the East China Sea with the wind and the current. You don't need a big ship at all.

“As for muscle training… hehe, that’s even more unnecessary.

“You are sealed within your body, unable to control your spirit and energy. Even if you are gifted with the extraordinary talent of the Golden Cicada, it is impossible for you to condense the Golden Pill and transcend the mundane world.

"You should reach Shengshenzhou as soon as possible and ask the Immortal Master to help you break the seal. Then you can naturally cultivate into a Daluo Jinxian and achieve immortality."

Tang Xuanci said:

“MD, you said it so lightly.

"What if the Buddhist sect is unwilling to give in and ambushes me on the road? Then I will be the one to die, not you.

"I don't care. I can't go on this road without any preparation." "If it doesn't work, then I'll think about it again."

"Going to Xiniu Hezhou is by land, which is at least safer than crossing the sea. If we really encounter danger, at least we can run."

After saying that, he picked up a box and started loading the gold back.

Seeing this, Lei Yizi's mind raced.

In fact, he could have made the decision to agree to the three-year agreement.

When his leader came to Chang'an, he told him:

Although it would be better to let Tang Xuanci go to Dongsheng Shenzhou as soon as possible, if the situation does not allow it, we should not take the risk of forcing it.

Delay him first. As long as he stays in Chang'an City within five years and does not go west, it can be considered as completing the stage task and obtaining a reward.

It’s just because people in the Buddhist community can’t afford to waste this time.

Lei Yizi didn't know why the Buddhist sect couldn't afford to waste time, but when he recalled these words, he thought:

"Anyway, another two and a half years later would make it five years.

"Even if he changes his mind and doesn't go, at least he has completed his mission, and we can still find another way.

"If we reject him directly now, he might go and negotiate with the Buddhist sect again, which would cause complications."

Then he smiled and said:
"Please be patient, I just want to help you eliminate your worries, not to rush you on your journey.

"Tao follows nature, and opportunity cannot be forced. We are not like the Buddhists, who have a clear conscience regarding the murder of the Golden Cicada Saint Buddha, so naturally we are not eager to conceal anything.

"It's okay to set off in three years~"

When Tang Xuanci saw that he agreed to the three-year agreement, he immediately stopped what he was doing. He was so happy that he could hardly suppress the smile on his face.

As we all know: Three years in the east, three years in the west, don't bully the young and poor.

If the Taoist sect really dares to give him three years and provide enough nitrogen pumps and metaphysical materials, he will definitely be able to give the other party a big scare.

However, Lei Yizi then said:

"But... I don't know what you mean by information and materials?
"As you know, cultivators in Chang'an are subject to the supervision of the City God. Especially since you are a senior official in the court, we cannot initiate any contact with you.

"If you need something that is not of this world, I'm afraid I can't provide it to you."

Hearing this, Tang Xuanci looked at him with dissatisfaction:
"Is that broken talisman from last night something from the mortal world? Haven't you been actively harassing me in the past two years?

“There are always more solutions than difficulties.

"Besides, I don't want any divine secrets or magical treasures. I just want to take some magic pills to make my muscles stronger, and also study how to combine metaphysics with technology.

"Just look at the common materials in the Sutra Library of the immortal cultivation sects and the materials they use to make pills and weapons.

"You can't even handle this?

"To be honest, you're not the only one in the Dao Sect looking for me. I didn't go to the Jinxian Temple or Daoan Temple, but came directly to you because I think you're the best.

"You guys must be offering a bonus for recruiting me to preach, right?

"It doesn't matter who I give this achievement to. If you are of no use to me, why would I look for you?"

Ah this?

Lei Yizi was stunned when he heard this. Although he was unfamiliar with some of the words, he could completely understand the meaning by connecting the sentences together.

The words are strange...but the logic is not.

Seeing that he didn't say anything, Tang Xuanci took out a cigarette and threw it to him:
“There’s nothing more to say.

"I'll go take a look at your Sutra Library and Alchemy Room first. Tomorrow I'll convert to Taoism and come here openly to burn incense and worship the Three Pure Ones.

“From now on I will only contact you, just you.

"If you ever become a Daluo Jinxian, you will follow me."

As he spoke, he lit a cigarette, then raised his hand and held the lighter to Lei Yizi's mouth.

In fact, with Lei Yizi's level in the sect, he had no idea about the inside story of Jin Chan's reincarnation and his journey to the West to preach.

Looking at the incomparably handsome face in front of him and listening to his domineering words, Lei Yizi put the cigarette in his lips as if possessed by a demon, lowered his head and lit it with the help of a fire starter.

Tang Xuanci smiled with satisfaction, put away the fire starter, clapped his hands and called the black and white girls in again.

"From now on, we're all brothers. If you don't play, it's like you're being disrespectful. Stop pretending. I know you're that kind of person."

"Blessings and infinite blessings to the Heavenly Venerable! Mr. Tang...you are so good at judging people~"

(End of this chapter)