Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 82 Thirteen Changes

"Okay, I remember."

General Yin nodded repeatedly, looking at the scar on Tang Xuanci's face that had not completely disappeared, and had full faith in his "professional ability".

In just one afternoon, they destroyed the corpse, wiped out the evidence, and finally, pretended to be a fairy messenger. One person played two roles, two people played three roles to deceive the monster in the "love nest" and deceive the world...

This skillful operation, this terrifying wisdom, this mental quality of remaining calm despite the collapse of Mount Tai~
Of all the demons (human and demon) that General Yin has ever seen, he would like to call the Holy Monk the strongest!
The stone door opened and closed, and Tang Xuanci walked out of the cave.

General Yin had completely given up the idea of ​​escaping at this time. As his heart was beating fast, his aching head thought of the immortal messenger who looked like a dead dog again.

In fact, it knew the tiger demon. At a banquet held by the "Tiger Friends Club", it even nodded and bowed to toast the other party.

But the other party was arrogant and didn't take him seriously at all.

It’s not because of how high his cultivation level is, but because he is an immortal messenger and the word “immortal” is in his title.

To be honest, when dealing with this "Tiger Immortal" and the normally arrogant and domineering Second Master, General Yin felt panic in his heart but also a bit of pleasure.

Born a tiger, who wants to be a slave?

Calling yourself a general, why would you be willing to be a soldier?
General Yin stands between heaven and earth, how can he be depressed for long while paying his monthly rent?

A hint of primitive ferocity flashed in the tiger's eyes.

It took out a magic pill and swallowed it, instantly refining the spiritual energy that normally would take at least half a day to cultivate. It thought to itself:
"The holy monk is right~
“The Three Realms shouldn’t be like this.

"The spiritual veins of mountains and rivers have existed since the beginning of the world. Why is the Heavenly Palace owned by the immortals? Is the Holy Mountain owned by the Buddhas? Is Shuangcha Ridge owned by King Mao?
"Do immortals, Buddhas, gods and kings have any kind of race?

"The holy monk's casual words are truly precious!"

As it was thinking, it suddenly stood up, opened a jar of wine, and shouted silently:

"Brother Bear, Brother Ox~
"I have decided that I will no longer live a life of mediocrity and will follow the holy monk to achieve success.

"You and I both survived the battles in the mountains and forests, and only then did we achieve enlightenment and become spirits. We should know the law of the jungle.

“There’s nothing to complain about being killed by the prey.

"But those who occupy the mountains and oppress us, forcing us to take risks, are the ones who truly bear deep hatred and vengeance.

"Just watch as I fulfill our wishes in a way more befitting of a beast. We'll grow bigger and stronger, and crush those who once oppressed us!"

After thinking about it, he took a few gulps and spilled the wine on the ground. Finally, he smashed the empty jar with a "bang" and let out a violent tiger roar!

"Roar!!!!!"

While Tang Xuanci was chewing on the rice cake, he muttered in his mind:

"Nerves. Is it brain damaged?"

It turned out that he had not left, but was squatting in the living room and observing secretly.

I just witnessed the entire process of General Yin performing pantomime, but I couldn't hear his inner monologue. It felt like he was really going crazy.

"I don't think its brain is broken, it's more like it has come to its senses. Maybe what we said to it this afternoon worked." Beaker said in a delicate voice.

"Fuck, what did you figure out? You're so crazy~"

Tang Xuanci complained, walked back to the cave entrance with a swagger, and opened and closed the stone door with the forbidden talisman.

The heavy friction sound immediately startled General Yin, and the tiger's roar stopped abruptly, with only the reverberation echoing for a second.

Tang Xuanci unbuttoned his robes and appeared before it out of thin air. He frowned as he looked at the debris and wine on the ground and asked:
"What the hell are you doing?"

"Nothing, I just wanted to drink some wine, but it broke." General Yin scratched his head awkwardly. "Uh, Saint Monk, why are you back so soon? Has the Green Snake's sister been killed?"

"MD, there are cops everywhere outside, and I'm injured, so it's inconvenient for me to run. You'd better come with me." Tang Xuanci said.

This is true——

He was hit by a dart and a sword during the fight with the immortal messenger. Although the wound has scabbed and healed, it is impossible to restore the muscle strength to its original state in a short period of time.

——But it’s not the main reason.

General Yin acts as a power bank, greatly improving the battery life of the brocade robe.

Otherwise, the mountain is full of gangs, and the place Tang Xuanci wants to go is not close. Moreover, the strong wind resistance will break the electromagnetic surface of the cassock, so fifteen minutes is not enough to go back and forth.

"Good Saint Monk!"

Without a word, General Yin took off his wide brocade robe and instantly revealed his true form, a 5.6-meter-long white-browed tiger with hanging eyes.
After carrying the holy monk on his back, they disappeared together and sped away.

After a cup of tea, they arrived at a cliff with white peach trees and saw a cave entrance hidden among the flowers.

Although it is winter now, the peach blossoms here are blooming very luxuriantly.

Countless snow-white and soft petals sparkled in the moonlight, trembled in the cold wind, and were arranged in an orderly manner, making the magic cave look like a fairyland.

"Learn how they decorate their home. It's much more upscale than your Yayunju."

Tang Xuanci complained mercilessly, raised his eyes and looked carefully at the cave entrance, wanting to compare it with Mr. Bao's map and list, so as not to go to the wrong place and kill the wrong monster.

However, he found that there was no cave name on the lintel, only a few lines of text engraved on the polished stone wall on the left.

"There's a peach blossom cave among the peach blossoms, and in the peach blossom cave is a peach blossom fairy. The peach blossom fairy plants peach trees and picks peach blossoms to buy wine? Damn, these two female fairies are my poetry fans."

"Saint monk, did you also write this poem?"

"Nonsense, haven't you read a hundred Tang poems?"

“I have read it, but I haven’t read it all.”

"No wonder you only came up with names like 'Yayunju'. It sounds like a foot bath place, so tacky."

"The holy monk taught me that I must study hard and learn from your wisdom."

General Yin glanced around furtively and said:

"There are so many peach blossoms planted around here, and this poem is engraved next to the cave entrance. This must be the Peach Blossom Cave marked on the map, and the 'Peach Blossom Lady' on the list is the owner of this cave."

Tang Xuanci also agreed with this, and immediately asked it to walk to the door, took out the Barrett Ultra and a forbidden talisman, and opened the cave door.

The reason I came here was because the green snake said this morning that she lived with her 'sister'.

What if she didn't come back for a long time, and her sister went to inquire about her whereabouts and found out that she had gone to General Yin to buy slaves, and saw such a big thing happened in the mountains, she would report it directly... to the people in the land temple, and that would be bad.

After entering the cave, Tang Xuanci closed the stone door again, just like the green snake using its own key to open the door and go home.

However, after listening attentively for a while, there was no movement inside.

I could only smell a faint body fragrance like musk and peach lingering in the cave, but it was obviously lingering and no one was there.

"Oh my god, she's not out looking for someone, is she? Let's go in and take a look. Watch your step."

Tang Xuanci gave some instructions, and General Yin walked in with the pace of a lurking hunter.

This cave also has three bedrooms and two living rooms, but its area is larger than Yayunju and the layout is more spacious.

The interior furnishings are obviously much more exquisite and the furniture is fully decorated.

There was steam rising from the stove, as if some medicine was being boiled. It looked like the monster would be back soon.

The west bedroom was filled with women's daily necessities. In addition to bellybands, the wardrobe also contained 3/4 cup, 1/2 cup, bikini, fishbone, gather, low-cut, shrink-cut, flat-necked, vest, sports, strapless... underwear invented by Tang Xuanci.

From this point of view, the two of them are much richer than General Yin's three brothers and don't have to worry about monthly payments at all.

They finally entered the east bedroom. The owner of this room was obviously much more simple. She wore no rouge or powder, had only a few pieces of jewelry, and even her underwear was only 3/4 cup.

Judging from the size, this room definitely does not belong to the green snake, but to her sister.

"34E? This Peach Blossom Lady is probably a sow demon, right? That's not right. If she were a pig demon, her physique would be at least 40E."

Tang Xuanci muttered, closed the wardrobe, and walked to the bookshelf next to him.

With a casual glance, his eyes were immediately attracted by the fragments of silk book spread out on the table.

The content above is all written in official script and patterns, with the title:
Annotations on the Thirteen Transformations of the Golden Light Gate

"Beaker~"

Tang Xuanci immediately picked up the silk book, controlled his strength and unfolded it section by section, thinking:
"Look at this thing! Could this be the 'True Transmutation Technique'? The real thing? The kind that could theoretically make an atomic bomb with your bare hands!?"

Beaker quickly replied, "Looking at the description of the contents, I can't be 100% sure, but it's very likely."

"Fuck, this monster is actually researching this."

Tang Xuanci's mind immediately became active:
"Thirteen kinds of changes, a total of 13 kinds.

"Even if we don't involve gravity and the strong and weak nuclear forces, it would be quite impressive if we could master all 13 types of electromagnetic force.

"We should be able to create a lot of technological products, right? At least it shouldn't be difficult to create some precision mechanical structures."

(End of this chapter)