Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 84: Green Snake's Conversion
Two and a half hours later.

Tang Xuanci lay on his back, lit a He Tian Xia cigarette, took a leisurely puff, and sighed:

"Amitabha, I still lack concentration."

He passed his five fingers through the three thousand strands of black hair and touched the top of the green snake's head beside him:
"Well, from now on, you can convert to Buddhism under this humble monk. As long as you follow my teachings and stop doing evil, I will... be responsible for you."

Ah this?

The green snake's heart was moved. She stared at the ingenious and beautiful profile of the person beside her pillow. She was also afraid that her reading comprehension was wrong.

Then he licked his thin lips, exhaled a slightly warm and masculine breath and asked:

"What does it mean to take refuge in the holy monks?"

"Just be my woman, are you willing?"

Ah this! ?
Be his woman!
Love came too quickly, like the legendary Samadhi Divine Wind, which made the Green Snake infatuated, his heart surging, and he couldn't speak for a while.

Although Tang Xuanci didn't hear the answer, he was confident that he had charmed her to death. He played another trick of playing hard to get and said dissatisfiedly:
"Since you are hesitant, then go ahead and take care of yourself from now on."

Having said this, he turned over, put on his robes, and was about to leave.

The green snake was anxious, and instantly stood up, hugged him from behind, and said passionately:
"No, I am willing. Qing'er is willing to convert and will definitely follow the teachings of the holy monk from now on!"

Tang Xuanci could hardly suppress the smile on his face. He threw her over the neck and gently scratched her small nose with his hand. His voice was low and sexy:

"Then why do you still call me a holy monk?"

"Ms. sir?"

The moment these two words were called out, the green snake was so excited that it almost exploded, and so happy that it almost died.

She finally understood how her sister felt back then.

"Beaker, what do you think? Are you convinced or not?" Tang Xuanci thought proudly.

"I'm convinced." Beaker offered a slightly stiff compliment, then added, "This way, the success rate of idea two will be much higher."

As she expected.

A woman in love is the easiest to coax. Tang Xuanci found a random excuse to coax her all night and asked her not to tell Bai Snake about her own affairs for the time being.

The next morning, he tied her around his waist and sent her back to the vicinity of Taohua Cave.

As expected, nothing happened afterwards. The little goblin tasted the sweetness of love and couldn't wait to sneak out again at night to have a secret meeting with Tang Xuanci.

In this way, Tang Xuanci was in love while exercising crazily, absorbing nitrogen pumps, and lived a shameless life with rapidly growing muscles.

……

"Bite, bite directly!"

"Is this really okay?"

"Stop talking nonsense and come on."

"Then I bit it."

Xiaoqing couldn't persuade Tang Xuanci, so she had to pick up his thick...arm, opened her mouth and bit it, pierced the muscle with her fangs and injected venom.

"More, more."

Tang Xuanci urged him twice before he withdrew his arm with satisfaction and sat down on the ground.

Those streams of venom seemed to have their own spirits. They attacked the heart, head and other vital parts along the meridians, and paralyzed the neural networks along the way.

In an instant, Tang Xuanci's face turned dark, and purple blood vessels appeared on half of his body.

But he was not panicked at all. He wanted to use this toxin mixed with the true essence of the demon cultivator to stimulate the circulatory system and nervous system for super recovery.

"Husband, are you okay?" Xiaoqing asked nervously.

"Shut up."

Tang Xuanci responded domineeringly, controlling his circulatory system and resisting the venom.

After a while, the purple blood vessels covered his entire body, but the color became much lighter.

Half an hour later, he stood up and went to the bathroom to urinate. The bruises on his body had completely disappeared, and his complexion had returned to its rosy color. "My husband, you are truly amazing! My Qingming Poison isn't as potent as my sister's Bai Jue Poison, but even an ordinary Nascent Soul cultivator wouldn't be able to withstand it with just their physical strength, without using their true essence."

Tang Xuanci laughed, feeling very happy, and blew:
"No big deal. Apart from my lack of concentration, I don't have any other weaknesses. I'll challenge your sister's poison again in the future to see if it's as strong as the rumors say."

After spending some time together, under Tang Xuanci's deliberate deception, the green snake revealed some secrets between her and her sister.

It turned out that the white snake was no ordinary creature. It was somewhat famous in the world of immortal cultivation and was nicknamed White Lady. Its famous skill was the White Poison.

It is said that this poison is not only colorless and odorless, but even spiritual consciousness can hardly distinguish it when dissolved in water. Once it penetrates the meridians, unless one has an immortal body, death is inevitable.
It is indeed a must-have medicine for those who travel the world, kill people and rob goods.

Because of this, many monks and monsters want to use this magical poison for their own benefit, and even want to capture the E-cup White Snake as well, which would be perfect.

It's a pity that although Bai Niangzi is a snake, she prefers men who are handsome, talented, wise and beautiful, so the many local demon kings, leaders and second-generation immortals who pursued her were rejected.

Later, she fell in love with a scholar in the county town at the foot of the mountain, and disaster ensued.

The scholar was just a mortal, and he had no idea that White Snake was a demon when they were in love.

It was not until the day of the wedding that someone secretly told him the true identity of White Snake.

In panic, he joined his enemies in stabbing the White Snake in the back, trying to kill her, before the wedding night was complete and they even kissed her.

Fortunately, Xiaoqing was a very curious girl. She hid nearby and wanted to watch them doing it. She informed other demon cultivators in the mountains in time, which gave them a glimmer of hope.

But the result is still bad~
Except for the two of them who managed to escape, the rest of their friends in the mountain either died or were seriously injured. They were captured by the immortal officials who arrived and imprisoned in the Leifeng Pagoda Prison, where they were sentenced to one hundred years in prison.

White Snake's consciousness also suffered irreparable damage, and her combat power was greatly reduced.

The reason why they risked their lives to sneak into Chang'an to capture people was because the Taoists promised them a rare "Earth Spirit Snake Fruit" as a reward.

This thing can heal the white snake's spiritual trauma. Only in this way can they seek revenge and save their friends.

Unfortunately, the Chang'an operation failed, and they were charged with a death penalty that was a million times more serious, so they could only hide from place to place.

More than half a year ago, they came to Shuangchaling because they heard there was a secret hidden here.

In the veins of the mountains, there is a spirit snake tree.

It is said that King Mao and Mao Dalang were able to successfully break through to the Nascent Soul stage only after they swallowed the fruits from the tree one after another.

However, after lurking for over half a year, they felt the tree could only be hidden deep within the Demon King's cave. Furthermore, they couldn't be sure where it was, so they had no idea where to start.

Xiaoqing told him this information after she witnessed Tang Xuanci's magical power of escape, and naively asked him if he could help her sister steal the Earth Spirit Snake Fruit to heal her wounds if there really was something inside.

Tang Xuanci had some thoughts on this, but not much.

Are you kidding? The cassock can’t pass through walls and is immune to damage.

What kind of place is the Demon King's cave? If there are treasures there, they must be well guarded. How could they be stolen so easily?

Moreover, he had asked Xiaoqing, and found out that the White Snake had not learned all thirteen transformations, and at most only knew eight. Who knew how useful they could be.

You can't risk your life to help her just because she is so fierce. Tang Xuanci is not that kind of person.

"Holy monk, the nitrogen pump is ready~" General Yin's voice came from outside the door.

"Bring it in." Tang Xuanci said.

Soon, General Yin brought in a large pot of meat slices with a strange smell. He couldn't help but steal a glance at Xiaoqing who was wearing a sports vest. His admiration for the holy monk was like the endless flow of the Yangtze River.

This is what a real man is.

He can wield a gun to kill gods and immortals, and he can wield a gun to capture beauties. He can kill when he wants to and love when he wants to. He really enjoys settling scores and revenges.

It thinks it would be so cool if it could be like the holy monk one day!
Tang Xuanci picked up a piece of meat and put it in his mouth, and immediately frowned. He felt that it had gone bad and the nitrogen pump content had dropped a lot.

In fact, this is neither tiger meat nor snake meat, nor is it the earliest beef or bear meat, but it is taken from the crane monster who likes to play the piano alone.

There was no way. The land temple was very persistent and had not given up investigating and looking for him. There was a risk of a surprise attack on his home.

So he didn't dare hide the meat in the cave, and naturally he couldn't use any preservation technology.

They could only wrap it in cloth or oil paper, bury it in the mountains, and go out to take out a part every day.

Calculating the time, the crane meat has been buried for several days, and his absorption rate of the Jindan realm monster meat is still relatively high. It seems that he can only transform into Donnibal and take the risk to do another job.

(End of this chapter)