Super Hero Monk: Hormones Journey to the West

Chapter 93: A Suona Sounds, It's Hard to Escape the Heavenly Net
But Tang Xuanci followed the sound and within a few miles he found a monkey at the foot of the Middle Finger Peak.

But what he never expected was that the monkey was really "suppressed" here, and that was the literal meaning.

Wow, he didn’t use a cage or chains, he just used the mountain pressure.

No one knew whether its body was still there. All that could be seen was a monkey head and an arm sticking out of the mountain wall.

Tang Xuanci walked closer and thought, what the hell, he’s been suppressed like this for hundreds of years and still can’t die?
Not to mention how much pressure this would require, just this posture, would drive you crazy for a year?
He stared at the monkey, and the monkey stared at him blankly, its golden eyes flashing with excitement, as if it had seen its own father.

Although Tang Xuanci's monk's robes were almost bare, the monkey's gaze swept from head to toe over his two long legs, which were like baby arms... After finally confirming his appearance, he determined his identity and waved his arms, shouting:

"Master! The Bodhisattva said you would arrive last month, why are you here only now?"

Upon hearing this, Tang Xuanci immediately thought of his current situation and quickly made a gesture to silence him, saying unhappily:
"Shh... you're the only one called Wukong?

"Why are you screaming like a ghost? Can't you see the injuries on my body?
"You're just here? There are hundreds of monsters chasing me, and I'm almost dead!"

He had originally hoped that the monkey could ward off disaster, but now seeing its miserable state, he could not count on it at all, so he continued to ask:
"Those monsters are probably about to chase us in. Is there a maze in this mountain? Is there a good place to hide nearby?"

Seeing that he was indeed covered in wounds, the monkey immediately frowned and said:

"Master, don't bother with any of that Buddhist teachings, just rescue me right now. With me here, even if a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers come all at once, let alone hundreds of monsters, they won't be able to harm you!"

Damn, this monkey is even more arrogant than me. If a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers could handle it, why would he do this?

Although Tang Xuanci didn't believe it, he still asked, "How can I save you?" As he spoke, he tried to chisel the rock wall with his tin staff.

The monkey said:
"Master, please listen to me."

"There's a golden seal with the words 'Buddha Tathagata' on the mountaintop. Lately, I've felt like the Five Elements Formation that was supposed to keep out outsiders has lost its effectiveness.

"Now you just need to climb to the top of the mountain and you will find the note. Just lift it up and I will be out!"

Seeing that it was even more anxious than himself, Tang Xuanci did not doubt what it said. However, when he thought of the demon kings flying in the air, he was still frightened and afraid that he would be killed in an instant if he showed his head.

As he was hesitating, the monkey seemed to notice something, looked up at the top of the mountain, and said anxiously:

"Those monsters have really come into the mountains. Come quickly, I'll lead them here!"

After that, a thunderous voice rang out:

"Where did you come from, you rascal? How dare you wreak havoc on your grandfather's territory? Get out of here immediately, and I'll spare your lives. Otherwise, I'll turn you into dust and ashes!"

Tang Xuanci thought about it, pushed the nine-ring staff in front of the monkey, looked up at the steep mountain, chose a route that seemed to have more cover, and began to climb.

Just as the monkey said, the monsters guarding outside the Five Finger Mountain did go into the mountain to look for people, and they soon discovered that the maze in the mountain did not seem to work.

However, the sudden warning startled them all and they all stood there in a daze.

After a while, the Golden Scale King, whose son had died, and the Pig Demon King, whose grandson had died, came with a dozen demons. They stood in front of the monkey and looked at it in surprise, their eyes almost the same as Tang Xuanci's before.

For so many years, they had only heard of the legend but never seen the monkey, and even doubted the authenticity of the rumors. They didn't expect that there really was a monkey here.

But I am surprised, I am suspicious~
King Jinlin was now very angry, and seeing that the monkey could not move at all, his fear was reduced a lot. After briefly explaining the reason, he pointed at the Zen staff on the ground and asked about the whereabouts of its owner.

The monkey had moss on his head, licorice in his ears, and was covered in dust and dirt, looking extremely miserable. However, he still acted as arrogant as a millionaire and said to him with contempt:

"Hehe, you who can break mountains and ridges dare to call yourself a king in front of me?

"I'm telling you, the Dharma that the great Tang monk just explained to me was truly enlightening, and I've decided to take him as my teacher.

"So, go back to where you came from."

Ah this?

The monsters were all stunned, thinking that Tang Xuanci had only been in for a few minutes. What profound Buddhist teachings did he give that made them decide to become his disciples?

Isn't this obviously nonsense and a deliberate attempt to cause trouble?

Seeing the monkey so embarrassed yet still so arrogant, the Golden Scale King became even more furious. Although he tried hard not to get angry, he didn't want to bother with the monkey anymore and shouted:

"Keep searching! All of you, look around to see if there's any place to hide. Look carefully!"

Suddenly, all the monsters that entered the mountain started to move again.

The monkey flew into a rage and immediately shouted even louder:
“Who dares to act wild?
"Don't think these two bird kings can protect you.

"Open your eyes and come and see! I am the Monkey King who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago!"

The monkey boasted and was full of arrogance, thinking that he could frighten the monsters in the mountain. However, the Golden Scale King got excited, pointed his spear at the monkey's head and cursed:

"Fuck you! You're just a dying monkey, barely surviving, and you dare call yourself a Great Sage? If I weren't aware you were a prisoner of Heaven, I would have smashed your head with my spear!"

The pig demon then said, "Dig some soil and bury it!" He ordered the two demons on his left and right to dig up the soil and bury the monkey's head.

The monkey was so angry that his lungs were about to explode. He shook off the dirt on his head and begged the King of Golden Scale to poke his head immediately to see whether his head or the "bird spear" was harder. At this time, there was a noise coming from the top of the mountain, and a high and sexy voice:
"My eldest brother is the Tathagata Buddha! If anyone dares to touch me, I, the Buddha, will chop down your entire family!"

Upon hearing this, the Golden Scale King and the Pig Demon immediately took off into the clouds and flew straight to the top of the mountain.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" The monkey roared in anger.

Thinking of the power of the tight hoop on its head and the binding function that Guanyin asked Mu Zha to emphasize, it became even more anxious and angry, fearing that Tang Xuanci would be killed and take it away as well.

But no matter how hard he struggled, he could not shake the mountain at all, and only caused a faint colorful light to appear on the stone wall.

I don't know when, dawn has quietly crossed the horizon.

Standing at the top of the mountain, Tang Xuanci saw a large square stone in front of him. On the stone was a sticker with the six-character mantra of Buddhism written on it - "Om Mani Padme Hum".

This post looks old and faded, just like a Spring Festival couplet that has been posted for several years without being changed. One corner has been blown up by the wind and will definitely fall off if torn.

However, Tang Xuanci failed to succeed because the bird demon that scratched him with the wind blade brought a group of monsters down from the sky and surrounded him.

However, after hearing him mention the Buddha, the other party did not take any action and just waited for the victim to come and deal with it.

In just a moment, the Golden Scale King and the Pig Demon King flew up and landed right in front of the large square rock. Their bodies, one fat and one thin, blocked the pressure tightly.

When King Jinlin saw Tang Xuanci, his eyes immediately turned red and he said in a cold tone:
"Monk, where are the two snake demons with you now?"

Tang Xuanci said confidently:
“Fuck, I wanted to ask you guys!

"Those two stinking demons kidnapped me at Shuangcha Ridge, intending to disrupt the friendly missionary work between Buddhism and the East. This is a serious crime under the Heavenly Law!
"After narrowly escaping from this trap, I've already sent a message. Guanyin Bodhisattva will probably be here soon. All of you, wait here for me. Anyone involved in this matter, don't even think of escaping!"

Ah this! ?
Hearing his confident words that Guanyin Bodhisattva was coming, the demons couldn't help but tremble in their hearts. Especially the bird demon that scratched the holy monk, was sweating profusely and wanted to run away.

But King Jinlin was not so easily fooled. He remembered that the whole thing was caused by Tang Xuanci, and the two snake demons used his magic spear and cassock to kill and rob. How could he let them go so easily just because of a few words?
After whispering a few words with the Pig Demon King next to it, it decided to "invite" Tang Xuanci to the territory of the Demon Sword Sect for tea and make him explain the whole story.

Tang Xuanci once again brought out his brother's reputation, but it was no longer effective.

Just as the Golden Scale King was about to resort to force after using courtesy, suddenly two clouds of mist flew down from the top of the mountain.

The man who came was none other than Mr. Chu, the landowner. He spoke in an official tone right from the start, claiming that Tang Xuanci was involved in a serial murder case and wanted to take him away for questioning as an important witness.

But a moment later, several more clouds of mist flew in. The visitors included both monsters from the nearby hilltops and monks from nearby sects. They all started to join in the discussion, with different opinions, trying to "invite" Tang Xuanci to leave.

Tang Xuanci could figure it out with his ass that they either received benefits from Buddhism or accepted bribes from Taoism.

Immediately afterwards, troops from all directions quickly climbed to the top of the mountain, and soon almost filled up the small mountaintop.

The statue of Tang Xuan Ci Guang stood in the center, but without a trace of embarrassment, he just listened quietly to their war of words and stole glances at the square stone platform.

King Jinlin's temper soon became unbearable, and he said angrily:

"Even if this matter gets blown to the ground, I'm not afraid! Master Chu, if you insist on covering up the truth, don't blame me for disregarding our past friendship!"

It was unknown what the Taoist gang was planning, but they clearly hinted that they would stand on the side of King Jinlin and incite him to take the person away directly.

Seeing that they were about to fight, Tang Xuanci made preparations secretly and tightened the revolver Air in his hand.

"Go, take the holy monk away!"

Following the roar from the Golden Scale King, everyone immediately started fighting.

In an instant, the magic weapons roared, the air waves roared, the flames flashed, and the swords and knives slashed wildly!
The moment the Golden Scale King and the Pig Demon King moved away, Tang Xuanci took twelve steps at once, moving sideways to the left.
"Whoosh!"

He ducked to avoid the chain magic weapon thrown by a Taoist thief, then rolled and pounced~
He raised his gun in the air, aimed at the surface of the square stone platform through the fleeting gaps in the crowd, and pulled the trigger continuously.

Two points of blazing light shot out!

One point first broke the corner of the pressed sheet that was blown away by the wind, and pulled up half of the remaining part.

Another point arrived in an instant and hit the center of the sticker with the mantra "Ba" written on it, tearing it into pieces and sending it flying, burning in the air.

A fragrant breeze burst out from it, blowing past all the demons and spreading into the distance, dispelling all the poisonous miasma that permeated the mountainside and foot of the mountain.

Immediately afterwards, the entire mountain began to tremble, shocking everyone so much that they all stopped and looked at each other in surprise.

Suddenly, there was a loud bang from the bottom of the mountain, and the echo was rumbling, blasting out the sound of the suona BGM "Small Knife Society Overture".

A black shadow carrying countless pieces of rubble rose into the sky and reached the sky.

Everyone looked up and saw the first rays of sunlight at dawn outlining a thin silhouette.

That's a monkey.

(End of this chapter)