Artifact Report

Chapter 49: The Secret Behind Qidian Author's Pseudo-Money-Gathering and Unfilial Behavior for Over a Month
Hello everyone, my leave application was blocked by Qidian.com, and I don’t know if it’s because I said j* or male*.

It's a perfectly normal word, but once it's replaced with "**," it becomes doubly sinister, doesn't it? It's really just shooting everyone in the foot.

Anyway, it was blocked, and my chapters are limited editions, and they are gone after a few glances (.

Now the leave note is just a dream in the rearview mirror. You see, those who see it are blessed and should hurry downstairs to buy lottery tickets (a little bit of Xixiayou Mumingli).

The last time I posted a thank you chapter was on May 7th, just five days after the death of the Bronk brothers.

How unfilial is it to not thank the grandmothers for over a month? What's the reason behind this?
Firstly, I reserved the little space I had for writing for my own nonsense; secondly, if I put all of my words together to express my gratitude, it would be so long that it would give the illusion that the report was particularly popular.

Although they may be the same group of grandmothers, they sponsor me every month just like they are raising a child and giving me living expenses.

First up, your father said with a bright smile, "Draw a frame, Jiuwu, Yaoyao and Linlin, Don't ask how many flowers are blooming, and Pang Xiaoya, the six grandmas who shine. I'll lay out the ground for myself and serve as your red carpet..."

Grandma, what are you doing? You have given too much reward. It has reached a point where I feel embarrassed to let you appear and can only add more chapters... We are so familiar with each other, why bother? Next time, save some male*

(I'm just testing the boundaries of what's prohibited, so what?)

But seriously, there are quite a few of you out there. Are you trying to comfort me because of my post about squatting? I look at the date and I'm almost in tears. Can you please leave me a message? If you want more chapters, appearances, or anything else, just let me know. I didn't say anything about sausages on Qidian. Please don't ban me.

Don't underestimate the small number of readers, but you're all sincere in supporting me. I just love being a gigolo. Next up are Heines and Tiejia Baitang, who I see almost every month... What are you doing? Either leave a secondary card with me—no, I mean, it's embarrassing.

In the pseudo-image report field fund, there are book friends 20190620111919738 (let’s change the name, you rewarded twice, I typed two strings of numbers, and found that it was the same grandma), Jiuri Little Monster (could it be a new reader? No? Is it?), Mo Yuan is read as Hei Niao (because of your ID, I am almost brainwashed and don’t know the two words Mo Yuan)
And b11111111111 (I've collected my subway tickets. Do you have a three-day pass? I'd save money), Murakami's Kafka is so polite!), Joiiiii (I don't forget to tip while watching a football game. This spirit is touching), and Twenty-four QD (I think if I save up enough, I can sign a contract to sell myself).
Now that I'm calculating, excluding accommodation, I think it should be enough for me to survive for three days of field research, right? Actually, I haven't seen the prices in New York. I heard that a piece of breakfast bread is seven dollars. Fortunately, I don't eat breakfast.

Next up is the first tier of the rolling thank you list: Does Sanjiu like red bean cakes? (I was the one who demanded protection money from the high school freshman), Lin Sanjiu's dog hook, Non-edible kitty gummy candy (you're more punctual with your tips than I am), Always on the side of the eggs (I get it), Vitang (Oh, we meet again!)

Let's change a line and let everyone take a break: Thank you Zuilidaobawuyiliu (please leave him for a while), Omi Qinshui, Emmy sauce, breeder k, Ciel秣, ah ah ah what's wrong, Yinglong wants to eat tortoise jelly (eat), Miaao (meow), Mumbai's Fujin (what are you doing)

Continuing from the previous row, thank you Wu Ya, Ying You, I am Ayun's doll wuwuwuwuwu (this ID name will not be blocked?!), Shejiang is not here (I think you and Jinjiang Qinshui are in the same series), Dong Xie (Grandma, you are in good health, right?), Medea's sheep
I know all of the following people: MARGINAL Fish, Little Angel of Yunzhongxianmeng, Fox Baby, Yuezhuo Likes Adventure Stories (double praise for commenting and rewarding), Shandong Fugitive Excavator (thank you, I will definitely not tell Lanxiang), a Cup of Daydream Without Sugar, 100,000 Volts i - see, this is the advantage of having fewer people, I know every one of them.

Oh, business is so good. Next, I would like to thank Erikakoo, Xiao Sun takes you flying, DStorm, Spring Waking of Zhe, Little Wine Cup, Fallen Plum Blossoms Step on Snow (I look unfamiliar, as if I am a new reader, I dare not say), the little girl of Ah Qi's family, Du Ziruo, Jin Wu, _E_Stella_, book friend 20230503221938575 (look, how can I recognize the numbers), Good Luck Qibao

Looking at it this way, it seems like a long chapter of thanks. If you don’t know, you might think I’m third on the list.

But people cannot always live in illusions. I have to thank my grandmas in time in the future and dare not be unfilial for such a long time.

(End of this chapter)