Sharing the Universe from Douluo Continent
Chapter 90: The Bad Junior Brother
Chapter 90: The Bad Junior Brother
"Master, help me! Master, help me..."
Just as Dai Changsheng was about to draw a few more talismans, Wencai's familiar screams suddenly came from outside.
"What the hell is Wencai doing again?"
Dai Changsheng shook his head helplessly, then put down the talisman pen in his hand and rushed towards the direction where the screams came from.
Ever since Uncle Jiu accepted Wencai and Qiu Sheng, Dai Changsheng, as the eldest senior brother, has had to clean up the mess and take the blame for those two scumbag junior brothers.
Fortunately, Wencai and the others knew they were in the wrong and were usually very respectful to Dai Changsheng, the eldest senior brother. Otherwise, Dai Changsheng would have kicked them to death long ago.
When Dai Changsheng followed the screams and rushed to the outside of the morgue, he saw a group of demons dancing wildly inside.
More than ten zombies dressed in Qing Dynasty official uniforms were jumping and chasing Wencai, scaring him so much that he peed and shit, and crawled out of the morgue using his hands and feet.
Looking at Wencai's miserable appearance, Dai Changsheng's mouth twitched slightly, and he immediately rushed to the door of the morgue.
"Big...Big Brother, it's all my fault..."
When the prematurely aged Wencai saw Dai Changsheng, he felt like he had seen a savior. He immediately breathed a sigh of relief and subconsciously wanted to say something.
"careful!"
Before Wencai could finish his words, Dai Changsheng pulled him behind him and kicked the fastest zombie.
No! The fastest runner?
"boom!!!"
Just as Qiu Sheng was about to speak, he felt a huge force coming at him, and he flew into the air, knocking down all the zombies behind him.
"Hey~"
Qiu Sheng, who was nearly kicked to death by Dai Changsheng, couldn't help but let out a scream, then rubbed his chest and said, "Big Brother, it's me!"
Looking at Qiu Sheng disguised as a zombie, a flash of lightning passed through Dai Changsheng's mind, and he immediately realized that this was the opening plot of "Mr. Vampire".
It’s no wonder that Dai Changsheng didn’t react in time, because Wencai and Qiu Sheng had gotten into a lot of trouble in the past twenty years.
In addition, this was not the first time that Taoist Simu came to visit the charity cemetery, so Dai Changsheng naturally did not expect that this time would happen to be the beginning of the plot.
"You deserved it! Who told you to pretend to be a zombie? If I wasn't worried about hurting my uncle's guests, that kick would have put you in bed for at least six months."
While scolding Qiu Sheng, Dai Changsheng grabbed his collar and threw him to Wencai outside the door. Then he bit his middle and index fingers and used his magic power to point at the foreheads of the zombies.
"What happened?"
Uncle Jiu, who had hurried over, had just said half of his words when he saw Qiu Sheng dressed as a zombie. He couldn't help but snorted coldly and said, "You two bastards, I'll deal with you later!"
"Okay, brother, stop talking nonsense and help me subdue those guests!"
Seeing the chaos in the morgue, the drunk Taoist Simu sobered up instantly, rushed into the morgue with Uncle Jiu, and together with Dai Changsheng, they dealt with the out-of-control zombies.
With the joint efforts of the three, the zombies were quickly pinned down.
"What are you two still standing there for?"
Glancing at the two guilty fellow apprentices standing at the door, Dai Changsheng angrily scolded, "Why don't you come and help?"
"oh oh!"
Wencai and Qiusheng were instantly relieved upon hearing this. They quickly moved forward, carried the zombies back to a corner, affixed talismans to them, and lit the soul-guiding lamps. After subduing all the zombies, Taoist Simu finally sobered up. He pointed at Wencai and the others and scolded them, "You two bastards, are you kidding me? Why are you playing tricks on my customers?"
"Uncle Master, it's all Qiu Sheng's fault..."
Before Wencai could finish his words, Taoist Simu interrupted him: "Alright, alright, stop talking, I'd better leave early!"
"Uncle Master, how about you stay for two more days?"
Upon seeing this, Dai Changsheng quickly tried to persuade him to stay. He also wanted to ask Taoist Simu about the art of corpse refining!
"Forget it, forget it. If I don't leave now, these two customers won't be able to get home on time."
Taoist Simu first waved towards Dai Changsheng, then turned to the embarrassed Uncle Jiu and said, "Brother, I'll be leaving now. See you later!"
"Junior brother, take care! I'll definitely teach these two brats a lesson when I get back."
"Ding ding ding..."
Taoist Simu smiled and nodded, shaking the spirit-calling bell in his hand while chanting, "Brothers, let's go~"
Watching the back of Taoist Simu as he left, Dai Changsheng sighed helplessly. He could only wait until the next opportunity to ask him about the corpse refining technique.
After personally escorting Taoist Simu out of the charity cemetery, Uncle Jiu looked at Wencai and Qiu Sheng, who were covered in dust and dirt, with a stern face.
"Can you two please give me some peace of mind? If you were half as sensible as Changsheng, I could live at least twenty more years!"
Faced with Uncle Jiu's scolding, the two men, who felt they were in the wrong, did not dare to refute and put on an obedient expression like disciples who knew their mistakes.
"Master, please don't be angry. It would be totally unworthy if you get yourself hurt because of these two idiots."
Seeing this, Dai Changsheng quickly reached out to rub Uncle Jiu's back to help him calm down. Then, with a stern face, he scolded him, "Qiu Sheng, why aren't you going home so late? Are you waiting for your aunt to pick you up? Get out of here right now!"
"Oh~"
Upon hearing this, Qiu Sheng nodded obediently and fled the charity cemetery as quickly as possible.
"Wencai, why don't you go and clean the morgue quickly? If you don't, you won't be allowed to sleep tonight!"
"Yes, Big Brother."
When Wencai heard Dai Changsheng's words, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly picked up the broom to clean the morgue.
When Uncle Jiu saw this, although he was very satisfied with Dai Changsheng's handling of the matter, he pretended to be dissatisfied and said, "Changsheng, you are too indulgent to these two brats. That's why they are lawless."
"Yes, yes, Master is right."
Dai Changsheng massaged Uncle Jiu's shoulders and said, "Then I'll add an hour to Qiu Sheng and the others' morning exercise time tomorrow to help them burn off some energy so they don't have nowhere to vent it."
In fact, Dai Changsheng knew very well that Uncle Jiu was the one who protected his disciples the most. Even if his eldest disciple was not present, he would at most just verbally scold Wencai and Qiu Sheng!
After all, Uncle Jiu has always remained a virgin. For Uncle Jiu, who has no descendants, Dai Changsheng and the other three personal disciples who have been raised by him since childhood are actually not much different from his own sons. Naturally, he is reluctant to punish them severely.
Uncle Jiu nodded slightly and said, "Changsheng, you don't have to participate in tomorrow's morning exercises. Master Ren is going to treat Master to some foreign tea tomorrow morning. You will go with me tomorrow morning. Remember to dress smartly."
"Yes, Master!"
(End of this chapter)
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