A marriage contract: a genius, a black father

Tang Yebai laughed, got up and went out with Xia Baobao.

Tang Yebai didn't care if the clothes he wore all night were a little wrinkled. Baby Xia gave him a clean toothbrush and towel and asked him to go to the bathroom to freshen up. Baby Xia had already made breakfast spontaneously.

Xiaobao and Xiaobei are on the sofa, very docile.

Although very large, they are really docile when they are not angry.

After Tang Yebai cleaned up, he picked up Xiao Bei casually, "Xia Baobao, I always thought that these two Tibetan mastiffs of your family are different from the usual breeds. It's not like I haven't seen purebred Tibetan mastiffs before. Are you a mutant?"

"Purebred." Just a little more high-tech.

"Where did it come from?"

"It was given by someone else." If it is said that the two Tibetan mastiffs are a novel breed that a Syrian mercenary got out of a bacterial weapons base when he was bored, it is estimated that many people will be scared to death.

Tang Yebai went to the refrigerator and poured a glass of milk to drink.

"Mr. Tang, are you going after my mommy?" Baby Xia asked while frying eggs.

Tang Yebai raised his eyebrows and said shamelessly, "Your mommy is going to chase me."

Baby Xia sneered, Mr. Tang, wait until my mommy chases you, in the next life.

"Mr. Tang, you must have slept too much during the day."

"Why?"

"I often daydream." Xia Baobao mercilessly burst Mr. Tang's dream bubble.

Tang Yebai said without blushing, "I want the fried eggs to be medium rare."

Xia Baobei's eyes widened in disbelief, and he almost hit the ground, your sister, why did the two guys who made him feel so at ease, and fucked him uprightly?

"Five points!" Tang Yebai reiterated, "Your mommy said I'm a **** and I must conform to the taste of ****."

"My family is medium-rare. If you want it to be medium-rare, it obviously doesn't match our family's taste." Xia Baobei propped his chin, speaking very elegantly and gentlemanly, with a smile on his pink and tender face.

"It doesn't matter how cooked the eggs are, as long as your mommy and I are cooked in certain places."

Xia Baobao's face was full of beef, "Mr. Tang, you are so erotic."

"It can't be helped, bastard, don't try to be civilized with bastard." Tang Ye was quite satisfied with his face not red and breathless.

Baby Xia clenched his fists, angry.

Mommy, what kind of eyes are you looking at...

It's really damaging my genetics.

"Mr. Tang, can you cook?"

"What's that?" Mr. Tang said as a matter of course, "How can I know that kind of thing? Only a sissy man would go to the kitchen every day."

Sissy man?

Xia Baobao's hand holding the spatula trembled slightly, and a few words kept amplifying in his mind, sissy man, sissy man?

A flame rose from the background of Baby Xia.

Damn, I want to be imposing, domineering and domineering, and fierce and fierce. The heavy machine gun will kill everyone, and I will direct the war to bomb an F-22 fighter jet without blinking my eyes.

Isn't it just that you have nothing to cook and cook a meal?Where is my sissy?

Mr. Tang also seemed to realize that he touched Xia Baobao's fragile heart. Xia Baobao looked into his eyes with resentment in his anger, letting go of the male version of Sadako.

"Honey, you're not considered a man." Tang Yebai said calmly, "When your little brother reaches the international standards for length, width and height, let's discuss the esoteric issues of men and boys."

Xia Baobei looked at Tang Yebai with disgust, "A man who can't even cook, what are you doing after him? My mommy wouldn't want such a useless man."