Crossing the stars, I live-streamed my cultivation in kindergarten

Chapter 122 Hailan Star Police

Hei Mo and Bernie were about to explain the contents of the treatment book to the "illiterate" orc.

Durant slammed the table, and his big palm landed right on the notebook.

"Bang!" The table shook three times.

Phil was so scared that the cat ears on his head were exposed and his eyes were wide open in fear.

This was the first time since he started kindergarten that he couldn't help but show his animal ears.

When the other party slapped him, he felt guilty and wanted to bite the bullet and pretend nothing had happened to take back the treatment book.

This loud slap made Phil's guilty conscience escalate and turned into fear.

It's just that the handwriting is a little sloppy. No, there's no need to be so angry.

Phil withdrew his claws with lingering fear, and the pointed ears on his head trembled slightly as he looked at the male orc whose expression was incredibly solemn.

[Is this Phil's animal ears?]

[Phil is so cute when he's frightened!]

[Was Phil's expression just now a guilty one? His little eyes flicking back and forth, his long eyelashes fluttering, it was so adorable!]

[The person above, your vocabulary is really hard to describe. Take a crash course in common language.]

[Hahaha, are you going to Sunshine Kindergarten to take the common language course?]

Other schools teach common language such as "Hello, I'm fine too", "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon", "Good day, honorable sir", "Have you drunk your nutrient solution today", "I didn't kick the door, tables and chairs in the classroom today..."

Sunshine Kindergarten teaches “The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao…”

[And "Reach the utmost emptiness, maintain profound stillness..."]

[I've memorized all the textbooks where the children's common language appears...]

Regarding Phil's ears, I can only say that the tiger cub's imitation was quite accurate. It's confirmed that he really put a lot of effort into it in order to get free food and drinks.

What does this male want to do? Is he realizing he's been deceived and wants to lose his temper?

[Why isn't the orc from that branch coming out yet? If he doesn't, an angry, shameless, bullying, and overly aggressive adult male will attack the cub.]

[He hasn't done anything yet, and the guy above has already accused him of so many crimes. If he were to actually get involved, who knows what he'd say.]

[Without asking, I can already guess the person saying that is a female, and a married one at that! The prefix is ​​so skillful, I can't believe she hasn't practiced it before!]

[This is how my wife scolds me...]

[Don't tell me he's really going to fight. This male's expression is really getting uglier and uglier.]

[There was such a big commotion this morning, but the Star Police inside didn't come out to check?]

[The kids have set up their stall right in front of their door...]

【Report now～】

【Complaint～】

When they got to work early in the morning, they received a series of "complaints, reports, and crime reports". It took them half an hour to deal with them all. The police officers had no time to take a look at the door. Once again, they received a large number of "complaints, reports, and crime reports".

They set out immediately, but the moment they stepped out of the door, Durant's sonorous voice rang out: "I choose the third treatment plan!"

[I was just thinking about which option to choose? ]

[Oops, good intentions led to bad results. I'm revoking this.]

[Star Police have been dispatched, please watch the live broadcast~]

[This cancellation cost me a thousand star coins. How expensive! It's enough for a bowl of noodle soup!]

[I also cancelled the complaint because I didn't understand the situation and spent 300 star coins.]

The audience in the live broadcast room hurriedly clicked to cancel on StarNet.

The Star Police who were once again informed that they did not need to go out on the scene: ...

"Who is this? You're hanging around our branch so early in the morning!" "You keep reporting us for not doing our job, then cancel it the next moment. Do you have a problem with our bureau?"

"Let's get headquarters to investigate what's going on. How could so many orcs simultaneously report and then withdraw their reports?!"

The Star Police's angry complaints could be heard clearly in the live broadcast room.

A silence.

Even the special effects of rewarding have disappeared.

The Star Police, who had been tricked, stepped back as soon as he stepped out of the door.

The leading Star Policeman glanced at the tables on both sides of the door, then looked at the three little ones and Durant.

"How come these kids are playing games right in front of our office? They really know how to pick places."

"Isn't it? I know where is the safest place."

The uniformed Star Police said with a kind smile.

Only the leading police officer shouted at the three little ones: "Go to school when it's time to go to school. Don't play outside for too long. If you have any problems, come in and shout!"

After saying this, without waiting for the boys' response, he turned around and went back with his subordinates.

There is a kindergarten across the street, and there are always kids playing in front of their branch all year round, so it's nothing strange.

The three little ones who are in class: How would this big orc know that they are in class now!

The kids just thought that this little episode was just them setting up a stall at the door and the orc uncle inside came out to take a look.

Only the audience in the live broadcast room knew what was going on.

"Today has been the most exciting day of my life. I've made it! I actually stumbled upon Hailan Star's Star Police Headquarters."

[There is also a precinct, you forgot.]

[I spent 3000 Star Coins in one morning without leaving the house. I reported it twice and it was withdrawn twice.]

[I haven't left the door yet, but I have 600 star coins.]

【My 2700 star coins.】

[I'm going out. 40000 Star Coins. Take a sip. The noodle soup is really delicious.]

[Is that the little female upstairs? Why is her number different?]

[I'm her beastly husband. Sorry, she was busy eating noodle soup and didn't have time to watch the live broadcast. She asked me to tell everyone that this noodle soup is super good. If you don't try it, you will regret it for the rest of your life!]

【…】

【…】

[A mere male dares to challenge the entire livestream room. Reporting! I've thought about it, and one of my reports today must be successful!]

[I've learned something. We spent the whole morning reporting and the whole morning withdrawing the report. There should have been a successful one.]

Announcement: The live broadcast fan "I have both a partner and a child" was reported by a large number of netizens. For the safety of the live broadcast room, the account was banned for three days for verification.

At this time, the male orc "Having both a partner and a cub" who had been forced to ban his account for three days for showing off was so angry that his face twisted: "A bunch of jealous orcs! Your jealous faces are so ugly! It's not that I don't allow you to eat!"

【Instantly clear your ears and eyes! 】

[Cute cub, delicious food, jealous me, and him being reported!]

[I was just about to report him, and he got banned? Are you guys really that fast? Can't you wait for me?]

"No matter what the cost, I will choose option three." Durant stood up excitedly, supporting himself on the table with both hands, his eyes unwavering.

The three little ones held his hands with smiles and discussed the treatment plan with him.

"We have to wait three days before we can officially start the treatment, but we can soak our bodies in some medicine for a few days..."

(End of this chapter)