Crossing the stars, I live-streamed my cultivation in kindergarten
Chapter 156 Storytelling
Chapter 156 Storytelling
After the group of public officials were "sent away" by Principal Aye, the kindergarten's live broadcast returned to normal.
Looking at the unconcealable worry and uneasiness in the cubs' eyes, Jiang Yuxi frowned in thought.
After all this commotion, it seems the kids have no mind to study today.
She had always wanted to tell her children about their future cultivation direction.
It’s better to do it today than to wait for another day.
A simple narration is too boring, so let’s start with “There are always villains trying to steal my master.”
Indirectly interspersed with some cultivation experiences and directions.
How can we listen to stories without some sunflower seeds or something?
So, the food feast that made the live broadcasters jealous appeared again.
This time, considering that Director Aye and the guards are all male orcs who love to eat meat, most of the preparations are meat products.
The food was served buffet style, filling several three-meter long tables.
The cubs and the orcs from the escort team moved freely between the tables, eating and listening to stories.
"The story we're going to tell today is 'There's Always a Villain Trying to Steal My Teacher'. It's a famous book from the old days of Blue Star."
"The first chapter is titled "Spiritual roots nurture the source, the mind cultivates the great way and gives birth to it. In the chaos before the division of heaven and earth, the vastness was unseen. Ever since Pangu broke through the chaos, the world has been clear and the turbidity has been distinguished..."
Jiang Yuxi told the story slowly and unintentionally, the students who were still laughing and playing had stopped chasing each other. They moved their chairs around her obediently, holding snacks and listening quietly to the interesting story.
When she spoke for a while, she would also combine it with current analysis: "When the universe first opened, purple air came from the east. When can we see the purple air coming from the east now?"
Hei Mo raised his right hand, which was holding the biscuit, high up: "In the morning, when the sun rises, it will be accompanied by a faint primordial purple aura!"
Jiang Yuxi applauded and praised: "Hei Mo baby is right. This is the first ray of sunlight. If we can absorb this ray of purple energy and incorporate it into our sea of consciousness at this time, our cultivation will surely advance by leaps and bounds!"
However, there are very few geniuses who can absorb purple energy. One reason is that they lack talent, and the other is that they do not know the right method.
Doris concluded: "So we must study hard in the morning, because the morning determines the day's plan!"
Jiang Yuxi applauded again: "Yes, that's right." Morning reading also came from this.
[Such innocent little ones, I love them so much, I want to suck them! They actually believe in fantasy stories.]
My cat ignored me for days because I said there's no Binbin in this world! Star Fantasy is the light of our children!
I brought my son over to listen to a story. Hahaha, he actually said he had to get up early tomorrow to practice. I laughed my ass off! He believed it, he believed it! I've recorded it, and this will be his dark history from now on!
[My little one also said he wants to eat Hongmeng Purple Qi tomorrow! ]
"Suddenly, a golden light flashed ahead, and a monkey jumped out from the rock! Its eyes were gleaming, its four feet grasped the ground, it looked up to the sky and roared, and it stood tall..."
【Popping out of a stone?】
Life in Huaguoshan is a little hard to imagine. Everywhere we look, we see special metals and artificial plants.
[There are some in the wild, but who dares to appreciate them? ]
[I suddenly believe that the old humans of the past were able to see this kind of scenery and were safe, which was quite a blessing.]
[It's the monkey tribe! The protagonists of Director Xixi's story are actually monkeys. I want to call my monkey friends to come and watch!]
Why the monkey tribe? Wouldn't it be better to tell a story about a snake tribe?
[Yeah, why not tell me a story about the bear tribe? It's a great way to talk about the might and majesty of our bear tribe!]
[What, what? Are you looking down on us, the Leopard Tribe?]
What I'm more interested in is that even the old humans could come up with this kind of story about fusing beastman genes? Does this mean that there's a traceable path for our evolution from humans to beastman? [Wow, the Monkey King's life was truly wonderful! "Traveling to Flower-Fruit Mountain in the morning, staying in the Water Curtain Cave at night," carefree and carefree. Monkey King's life is my dream.]
"In spring, they gather flowers for food; in summer, they forage for fruits; in autumn, they harvest taro and chestnuts to prolong the season; in winter, they forage for yellow apples to nourish the years." They must be eating spiritual plants! How lucky! They can actually consume spiritual plants as nutrient solution!
[Is this the beginning of cultivation? ]
"Next is Chapter Two... You monkey, if you don't learn this, then what will you do..."
It seems the Monkey King doesn't like studying. Hehe, Monkey Brother and I are both from the monkey clan, and I don't like studying either. I was like that when I was little, too. I didn't want to learn anything. So, rounding it off, I'm the Monkey King!
[Although I am a wolf, I also don't learn this or that. To put it simply, I am the beautiful wolf king!]
[Master is so kind! When I refused to learn anything before, I was beaten so badly that I ended up in the treatment room. My master personally carried me there!]
Suddenly, the live broadcast room was filled with many beautiful bear kings, beautiful cat kings, and beautiful sheep kings...
Of course, a large number of monkey orcs with the title of "monkey" also emerged.
However, Jiang Yuxi suddenly changed the subject and said, "Since you understand the secret on the plate... I will teach you the secret of immortality..."
[I was so naive. I actually thought Monkey Brother didn't want to learn anything and was a poor student!]
[It turns out I'm the only one who's a poor student. I'm crying!]
[In just ten years, Monkey Brother has achieved academic success! I've studied so hard for decades, but I'm still not as good as Monkey Brother. It turns out that beasts are different from each other!]
"Okay, now let's read aloud the content of the Longevity Sutra taught by the ancestor in the story." Jiang Yuxi secretly changed a little bit of the content and directly regarded the cultivation method as the Longevity Sutra.
It turns out that this storytelling form of learning makes the kids very excited.
One by one, they started reciting, feeling like they were playing a game.
Even the orcs from the guard team who were standing at the back listening to the story couldn't help but read aloud along with the kids.
Only Frederick remained silent, looking at her with burning eyes.
It turned out to be a cultivation mantra, so Principal Xixi also had some strange memories?
It's like it's engraved in my mind, I can't forget it even if I want to, and I will practice according to the methods in my memory without realizing it.
Even those cultivation methods are real.
But a lot of the knowledge doesn't match.
If Jiang Yuxi knew about Frederick's so-called "strange memories", she would tell him: Those are inherited memories! Some memories don't match because now is the interstellar age, and many things have changed a little bit!
Time was spent in pleasant story interaction.
While she was telling the story, a small incident occurred: the interstellar express she had booked arrived at her door.
The kids said that it was a gift they had promised to the fans in the live broadcast room on the spaceship.
Since it was the decision of the kids, she certainly had no objection.
So she helped to make an appointment for express delivery. The kids packed the packages themselves. Out of respect, she had no idea what was inside.
I just confirmed with the logistics staff that there were no prohibited items.
The story is told here to make a certain person intersect with the heroine. Do you want to guess who would be interested in this kind of mythological fantasy story?
In addition, posting at 3:30 in the morning caught a lot of night owls.
Good night everyone
(End of this chapter)
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