Crossing the stars, I live-streamed my cultivation in kindergarten
Chapter 576 Extra: What if they transmigrated to the world of cultivation?
Chapter 576 Extra: What if they transmigrated to the world of cultivation?
Lin Xihe reacted quickly, punching He Wenzhao on the head. "You're wrong! We didn't tattle on Principal Xixi!"
Gacio also corrected He Wenzhao's statement: "We are here on behalf of Principal Xixi to tattle!"
Black Ink: "We're here to tattle on Principal Xixi!"
A tattletale made on behalf of his own wife?
The three of them had a sudden thought, as if they had realized something.
Frederick sat up slightly, his face becoming more serious. "So, what kind of tattling are you going to do for Principal Xixi?"
"Principal Xixi has been bullied."
"There's a really bad human cultivator who bullied Headmistress Xixi..."
"He insulted Principal Xixi!"
"He even hit Principal Xixi! Principal Xixi told me herself!"
(Jiang Yuxi: I didn't say that.)
"That big bad guy even told other human cultivators to join in bullying Principal Xixi, and that they should beat up and curse Principal Xixi together!"
(Jiang Yuxi: Is that how I expressed it?)
"They're also stealing Principal Xixi's monthly salary... what was it again? Hmm, maybe it's the little red flower? Or contribution points? Anyway, it's the salary that's given out every month!"
"Mmm, mmm, Principal Xixi wasn't willing to give it to them, so they robbed them! ╭(╯^╰)╮, robbers, huge robbers! And then Principal Xixi fought with them~"
"It looks like a stone. They stole the stone from Principal Xixi. It's such an expensive stone, it must be a gemstone!"
"I think it's an energy stone, an extremely precious energy stone, the kind of super energy stone that can be used to make space warships."
The three men's expressions grew increasingly blank as they listened, exuding a calm that seemed to foreshadow an impending storm.
If it were any other male orc here, they would probably be too scared to move.
But now they were facing a bunch of little kids, so they naturally couldn't sense it—especially since the three of them had developed the habit of consciously avoiding them even when releasing their mental pressure.
"And another thing, he definitely won't let Principal Xixi eat! He won't let Principal Xixi go out to play either!" This was purely something the little one added himself.
The other little ones seemed to have been inspired, and their vocabulary and language for "tattling" began to become more diverse.
"Yes, yes, yes! They were afraid that Principal Xixi's grades would be better than theirs, so they tore up Principal Xixi's textbooks and workbooks! They wouldn't let Principal Xixi go to class!"
Frederick, Hilcher, and Shi Yuan: This is obviously nonsense. Although this small world still retains the habit of writing on paper, it is only a habit in mortal dynasties. Even the top sect like the Beast Taming Sect only has scrolls made of special materials, as well as wooden slips, jade slips, and so on.
Bernie, however, felt that his fabricated story of "bullying" was so realistic that he nodded in satisfaction and affirmed once again: "That's right, that's exactly it!"
The three male orcs, who were filled with boundless rage, seemed to have been doused with a little cold water.
Although cold water was like a drop in the ocean compared to the flames, it did make the flames flicker for a moment.
Frederick rubbed his forehead and sighed silently: "Stupid fool, he can't even lie."
However, Bernie wasn't the only silly kid like that.
Burr suddenly had a bright idea and said, "They even stole Principal Xixi's pen! They also smashed Principal Xixi's pencil case!" He had accidentally broken the pencil case while playing yesterday, and he cleverly "borrowed" that idea.
Leo: "They took the opportunity to hit Principal Xixi during PE class!"
When this was mentioned, all the cubs nodded, even the youngest, Jiang Baobao, had a puffed-up face.
The cubs' expressions...
Frederick and his two companions tensed up, their expressions turning grim, and a palpable sense of unease began to emanate from them.
Meng Youwei opened and closed her mouth repeatedly, finally blurting out, "They must have also pulled out Principal Xixi's bleached hair!"
Tang Lexuan: "Maybe he'll draw a little turtle on Principal Xixi's face!" The little girl didn't think she was "slandering" anyone. In her subconscious, that wicked human cultivator was so evil that he would do such a thing!
Phil's pupils gradually darkened, and vortexes appeared faintly in his eyes: "Someone of them stole the outer sect promotion spot from Headmistress Xixi. Fortunately, Headmistress Xixi is good enough that she was able to go from a menial disciple to an outer sect disciple!"
For many, many years to come—more than the combined ages of all our children—they will continue to steal Principal Xixi's inner-door promotion spots! Many, many times!
Because they said that Principal Xixi was disobedient and didn't know how to submit!
Let me tell you, let me tell you, Principal Xixi is being naughty!
They're big bad guys, Principal Xixi is the best girl!
The little guy wasn't lying; he was just stating a "fact" that "didn't happen"—something that hadn't occurred in Jiang Yuxi's current memory.
Competing for a promotion spot?
yield?
Not learning from your mistakes?
The three adult male beastmen felt a sharp pain in their hearts and could barely breathe.
This world of cultivation and the interstellar beast world are almost identical in some aspects, such as the law of the jungle and the supremacy of the strong.
However, there are no mandatory regulations such as the "Female Protection System" or the "Livestock Protection Convention" here...
When they heard about it before, they could imagine what would happen to Xiaoxi, who had no backing and no talent for beast taming, under Elder Jin's oppressive power.
But hearing the cubs say it out loud is a different story altogether.
……
The little ones huddled together, chattering excitedly as they "tattled" on each other.
Frederick and his two companions listened quietly to the little ones' rambling, incoherent, embellished, and spontaneous remarks.
Half an hour later, they finally made their summary and demands: "Principal Aye, Teacher Hilcher, An'an, you guys hurry up and avenge Principal Xixi! Smash his and their heads!"
Hilcher nodded. "Yes."
Doris blinked, then suddenly said softly, "Headmistress Xixi said that if we hadn't found her, she was planning to go to Beast Breeding Peak to help the Peak Master take care of the spirit beast cubs for a hundred years—"
The little guy spoke in a soft, childlike voice, his face showing a touch of innocence.
...one hundred years.
Another devastating blow.
Humans are not like the interstellar beastmen, who are born with a lifespan of several hundred years.
Humanity has only existed for a short century.
Foundation Establishment cultivators have only two hundred years of cultivation.
If it weren't for my little wife's solid cultivation foundation and the good fortune to have consumed rare and precious herbs that prolong life and preserve youth, wouldn't she have had to temporarily avoid the sharp edge of the Beast Breeding Peak until the end of her life because of those people?!
Really... courting death!
At this moment, whether it was Frederick, Shi Yuan, or even the most rational Hilcher, the flames burning in their hearts could materialize and were enough to scorch this world to ashes.
Frederick crushed the energy stone in his hand: "Handle it calmly? What is that thing?! These ants dare to ask me to handle them calmly?! If the Beast Taming Sect tries to stop us... he wouldn't mind letting Blake and the others bring the entire Star Pirate Alliance over here for a spin."
Shi Yuan toyed with a laser gun: "This kind of scum has no use in living other than polluting this little world. If the Beast Taming Sect wants to stop us... it's time to let the Sun Legion's reputation resound throughout the cultivation world."
Hilcher's light gold eyes gradually deepened and turned cold: it seemed he would have to be more forceful in his approach. If the Beast Taming Sect wanted to stop them... then the Beast Taming Sect had no reason to exist—no matter the cost.
Of course, it may not be necessary to use force.
Having spent these days at the Beast Taming Sect, he has basically figured out its business model...
A bloodless victory is also a very effective method of disintegration. After "finishing their tattling," the kids showed no sign of leaving, instead continuing to chatter about "things from the past" that Jiang Yuxi had told them.
"Principal Xi said that the people from her hometown are very kind to her, but they also make her participate in the 'giving, giving, giving' activities. I feel that they are not kind to Principal Xi at all."
Frederick: What the heck is "Gis"?! I don't understand, listen again.
Hilcher's eyes flickered slightly: "Jis"? That pronunciation sounds familiar, like I've seen it somewhere before?
"Headmistress Xixi said that the people from her hometown often give her food and teach her how to chop wood, grow vegetables, till the land, and water the plants... They seem to be a little bit better. But I don't understand why they make Headmistress Xixi do things she doesn't like?"
"But Principal Xixi has already told them she doesn't want to participate in the event, so why are they insisting that she participate?!"
"Adults are so complicated! Whether they are human or beastman, they are all incredibly complicated!"
Is participation mandatory?
The three of them frowned.
Ji Si, Ji Si...
A sacrificial ceremony?!
Their eyes met, and they recalled the "divine sacrifice" they had witnessed on the day they first arrived in this small world. Their emotions, which had finally calmed down, surged up again.
Shi Yuan asked, "Is Director Xixi referring to the sacrificial ceremony?"
The children nodded: "That's right! Then, Principal Xi got angry and left her hometown, never to return."
Under what circumstances would other adults frequently bring food to a small child?
And under what circumstances are common sense, which should be taught by one's own elders, taught by adults from another family...?
The results are obvious.
"Principal Xixi is amazing! She's only ten years old and her little kid is already out learning with his little backpack!"
She got into the Beast Taming Sect based on her own abilities!
"You got full marks in every single subject!"
……
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Today's "Sunshine Classroom" is being held at a small training ground inside Cangsong Peak.
Jiang Yuxi felt a little guilty.
I had just pulled some tricks the day before, and the next day I received news that the interactive class was suspended.
Anyone would think so...
Shi Yuan: "Today we're going to learn a technique from the Beast Taming Sect that's said to be only for inner disciples..."
Jiang Yuxi's spirits lifted. Did this mean they were going to give her extra help in private?!
It's definitely not a question of whether something happened or not.
Her mood immediately changed from apprehension to seriousness, and she unconsciously straightened her head and puffed out her chest.
...If there is a small table in front of your wife, should you put your hands on the table?
Shi Yuan pressed his fist against his lips, concealing the corners of his mouth that were curling up.
"It's not just cultivation techniques, but also other things..." Shi Yuan paused deliberately for a moment, pleased to see Jiang Yuxi's eyes slowly light up like little light bulbs, before continuing slowly, "We've exchanged everything that inner disciples can access with the Beast Taming Sect."
Sure enough, he received an admiring look from Jiang Yuxi as soon as he finished speaking.
Shi Yuan felt instantly exhilarated, thinking he could go and destroy a mountain—the Jin family's stronghold within the Beast Taming Sect.
"Click, rustle—"
It was the sound of leaves being crushed underfoot.
Frederick jumped down from the tree.
Jiang Yuxi turned her head and stared at him blankly.
The little ones, however, were unfazed and continued their studies without even glancing away.
When they were in kindergarten, Principal Aye liked to lounge in the trees outside the classroom whenever she had a spare moment.
Only Mu Yunke quietly grinned.
Last night, in the middle of the night, that damned devil dragged him out of bed and then took him to three unfamiliar places for extra training.
He was exhausted; he'd been smashing things all night!
I'm so tired and sleepy right now.
That damned Demon King! One day, he—the great warrior Koko—will defeat the Demon King and then force him to train and train endlessly with his little whip…
Frederick walked over to Jiang Yuxi and sat down on the ground without using a stool.
After sitting down, he kept moving closer to Jiang Yuxi and whispered, "I have some other classic texts here that only direct disciples and elders of other sects are qualified to consult. Would you like to see them?" These were his spoils of war.
Most of the human cultivators in this small world are quite interesting.
Human cultivators, especially those from "major sects," are arrogant, foolish, rude, and greedy.
And he was extremely overconfident.
Since yesterday, Frederick's loathing for "human monks" had reached its peak.
The phrase that human cultivators love to say now seems to him quite reasonable.
Non-my family, its heart must be different.
"Do you have high-level scriptures from other sects? Which sect are they from?" Jiang Yuxi's attention was indeed diverted from Shi Yuan.
Feeling refreshed and relaxed is contagious among others, but between Shi Yuan and Frederick, it only transfers.
Frederick looked refreshed and glanced at Shi Yuan casually.
This is a provocation!
Shi Yuan's expression turned cold.
Frederick, completely oblivious to the concept of knowing when to stop, leaned close to Jiang Yuxi's ear and explained one by one which sect's collection these "precious books" belonged to.
"Sigh—" The ever-concerned class monitor, Hei Mo, sighed.
Principal Xixi has forgotten the skill of balancing things that she finally honed through the rivalry between Principal Aye, Teacher Hilcher, and An'an.
The polyandrous marriage system in the interstellar beast world has made these beast cubs all too familiar with what "jealousy and rivalry" means.
Shi Yuan: "During class time, students, please pay attention to the lesson. Some individuals should be mindful of their words and actions, and it's best not to do anything that disrupts the class or affects the learning of other students."
His tone was neither too loud nor too soft, but his words carried a deeper meaning.
Jiang Yuxi felt a sense of unease and blushed, immediately sitting up straight.
Shi Yuan's face stiffened.
Frederick glared at him fiercely.
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