Chapter 60 Poor Dwarf Tiger Dad

Li Hehua stood at the door of Chen Qing's house and cursed: "I don't know who is this heartless person. Not only do they abuse their own children, but they also don't let other people's children go. Do you really think that just because you are pretty, all the men in the world will revolve around you?"

Chen Qing, who was sewing clothes in the room, said quietly, "He Yuxiang, you better solve it, otherwise I will come to settle the score with you later!"

He Yuxiang didn't say anything.

The dwarf tiger hurried over to pull at my mother's pants, anxiously trying to stop her from making a fuss: "Mom, I'm the one who wants to fill the water for them."

"You're crazy! What kind of magic potion did they give you to make you so crazy that you'd work for someone else's family?"

Li Hehua has been caught in deep public opinion since her last battle with Chen Qing. Others think that she has a crush on Yang Xiujing, and even her husband would scold her from time to time and tell her to be more obedient.

She was so angry that she has been trying her best to discredit Chen Qing behind his back recently!

The short-legged tiger didn't know how to read the mother's expression at all, and just dragged his mother away: "I like to do it, and I just want to do it!"

"Why don't you do the housework? In order to make you grow taller in the future, I don't even want you to go fetch water. I don't even rush to eat lunch at noon, I come back to fetch water for you first, and you're working for others!"

Li Hehua admitted that she was in the wrong in the quarrel with Chen Qing. She was tricked by Chen Qing and she was angry, but she also accepted it!

But she sacrificed herself for her son, only to have her son turn around and help his enemy. How could she swallow this?

The short-legged tiger rubbed his belly guiltily: "I heard that little boys can't be too fat, otherwise they won't be able to find a wife in the future."

There were a lot of people in the slum, and when they heard Li Hehua's shrill voice, they ran out to watch the show like cats smelling a mouse.

A man who loves dirty jokes immediately asked with a smile: "Shorty Tiger, why can't fat guys get married?"

The short-legged tiger scratched his chubby face and said, "Because when I was a kid, people who were too fat were considered bad and would be disliked by their wives. For example, my mother always said that my father was not good enough."

Li Hehua: “!!!”

Chen Qing: “!!!”

Everyone: "!!!"

What is he saying?
Is this something everyone can listen to?

A shorty who happened to be passing by was so angry that his neck turned red all the way to the back of his ears. He rushed forward and grabbed the shorty, grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and cursed, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"I want to marry a wife to work for me, and I want to lose weight. I can't do without it."

The dwarf continued to shout.

Li Hehua, who had been standing in a daze at the door of Chen Qing's house, finally came to her senses. Her face flushed red and she wished she could find a hole in the ground to crawl into!
How could this brat listen to the private conversations she had with her sisters?
I still remember it!

How can she face her neighbors?

The onlookers all had meaningful looks in their eyes. No wonder they said Li Hehua fell in love with Yang Xiujing. It turned out that being short and fat was not enough.

A short and fat man married a tall wife, so he had to climb up and down to do all the work. Now, not only did everyone know that he had to climb up and down at night, but it was also useless at critical moments.

"This kid, Shorty, is easy to get along with. He tells everything!"

"Carrying water to lose weight, it seems that this kid really wants to get married!"

"He can't~"

"Girls can't be living widows!"

"It's okay, I have many sons, so I'm fine. If anyone has a daughter, they can come and find my sons!"

"piss off."

……

A group of married people told dirty jokes to their heart's content, and their smiles spoke volumes.

Chen Qing, who was a man of great eloquence, felt that she had lost her effectiveness and stood aside pretending to be dumb. Xiao Yu was confused, but she also grasped the key point sharply: "Brother, did you save a dime?"

He Yuxiang's brows were furrowed into small pimples. He was completely confused and didn't understand why the adults all had such subtle expressions. He replied in a daze, "I guess so."

"Ahhhhhhhh, my butt hurts, I don't want to be beaten, I don't want it, wuwuwu, mom, help me, I'm going to be beaten to death by my dad..."

From afar came the earth-shattering howling of a child.

He Yuxiang had imagined that the short and fat mother would come to cause trouble, but it ended so quickly.

"Forget it, forget about them. As long as our water supply is full, that's all that matters."

"That's right."

The housework Xiaoyu hates most is fetching water.

The time for fetching water was very tight and the bucket was very heavy. She was racing against time and was so tired that she wanted to turn into a dog and stick out its tongue.

I'm glad someone helped me today~
Seeing that his sister was not in the mood to study, He Yuxiang simply went to heat up the food and called his aunt to serve the meal.

The neighbors at the door all went home to talk about the "short and fat guy is not good" incident.

Chen Qing was thinking, isn't it a bit too extreme for a six-year-old to use this incident to achieve his own goals?

At the dinner table, Chen Qing asked while eating: "He Yuxiang, what kind of wife do you want to marry in the future?"

“I don’t want to get married.”

"why?"

"If my wife was as lazy as you and asked me to help with so many housework all day long, how could I possibly fall in love with her? I would definitely be thinking about how to kick her out."

Because of the existence of my aunt.

He Yuxiang has a natural resistance to women.

Chen Qing held the chopsticks tightly to prevent them from flying out of her hand. For the sake of her child's ideological education, she suppressed her anger and deliberately tempted her: "Have you ever thought that your wife can do a lot of work for you? Wouldn't that save you a lot of trouble?"

"No." He Yuxiang refused.

Chen Qing became interested: "Why? Is it because girls need love and care?"

He Yuxiang fiercely retorted, "How is that possible! Women hold up half the sky, why should I give in to her? It's because I'm too poor, I don't know if I'll have a job in the future, and housing is terribly expensive. If I get married, I'll probably live with you. You'll definitely ask my wife to take care of you. Dream on!"

"you……"

Chen Qing was so angry that he laughed.

That's how far he could think.

She took a deep breath and got straight to the point: "Then tell me, why did you think of taking advantage of Shorty Tiger's parents today?"

"I didn't." He Yuxiang was stunned for a moment and denied it: "I don't understand why those people outside are laughing so obscenely."

"You don't know?" Chen Qing didn't pursue the matter any further since he didn't seem to be lying.

Instead, he was thinking silently, how could this short and fat guy be so strong and yet he couldn't do it?
If she had a cell phone at this moment, Chen Qing would probably send a message to the sisters group and then have a heated discussion with them.

Finally came to a conclusion: Don’t put yourself in a difficult position, find a handsome man if you want to find one!

Unfortunately, the original owner had very poor relationships with people of the same sex. Chen Qing currently does not have any sisters, so she has to hold back all her gossip.

Xiaoyu loves to listen to gossip, but this time she didn't understand anything. She rolled her round eyes and asked, "Auntie, what's wrong with Dwarf Tiger's father? Why does everyone make fun of him? Isn't being chubby good?"

He Yuxiang also pricked up his ears and eavesdropped.

(End of this chapter)

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