Chapter 182 Completely crazy
At first, the transvestite young man was shocked and looked at the place where Gu Yan disappeared and was about to accuse him, but soon his eyes became blank.

"Hey, what am I doing?"

He looked around, tugging at his sleeves, wondering why he was standing there. There were many people like him, and they had all forgotten Gu Yan's existence.

Only Lu Wu secretly glanced around a few times and relaxed only after confirming that the other party was not there.

Ah, another day of seeking death but failing to do so.

Without the interference of the big devil, Lu Wu's subsequent sales were particularly easy.

Every cup of milk tea sold received unanimous praise from diners, and they even came up with some creative ideas to give Lu Wu some advice.

"Boss Lu, do you think the milk tea made from coconut milk and human milk tastes good? I want to go back and try it with my wife."

Is there something extraordinary mixed in here?

Also, let’s talk about sexual matters in secret.

"I wanted to drink shit coffee, bah, wrong, it's goji berry coffee, which is good for your health and refreshing at the same time."

There is no dog poop coffee, but there is cat poop coffee. Brother, your idea is very advanced.

……

The diners had too many opinions, and Lu Wu said every one of them was good. Out of trust in the diners, Lu Wu decided not to adopt any of their suggestions.

The third day of sales is coming to an end again, but there are still many people queuing.

After melting the last bit of coffee and mixing it into the jasmine tea, Lu Wu knocked on the stall to signal everyone to look over.

"Sold out!"

No more, really not a single drop left.

"No, it's my turn soon."

"What are you yelling about? Didn't you buy one drink before? It's your fault that you didn't listen to my advice and didn't just order two drinks. Don't you regret it now?"

Some diners complain, while others are content.

But the ones who suffered the most were the three brothers, to be precise, the second and third brothers.

There's nothing we can do about it, since the boss got the last cup of jasmine coffee.

The eldest brother, who was holding this precious cup, coughed dryly under the increasingly fierce gazes of his two younger brothers.

"How about we split it equally?"

He wanted to monopolize it, but he couldn't beat the third brother with force, and he couldn't outsmart the second brother with soft tactics.

In order to avoid being killed, he chose those who knew the current situation as heroes.

"Okay, my eyesight is better, I'll do the distribution."

The second brother agreed with the idea and tried to take the cup, but the eldest brother dodged him.

"It's just a small matter, I can do it myself."

What a joke. With the second brother's brain, he might do something during the distribution process.

"I'm the younger brother, I'll do it."

The third brother was a brainless reckless man. He was so focused on the jasmine coffee that he didn't want to wait at all and reached out his hand directly.

The boss is hiding again.

"Boss, don't you want to split up?"

This evasive behavior aroused the doubts of the two people, and the boss hesitated and did not dare to speak his mind.

This hesitation made the second and third brothers take action instantly.

Since you, the eldest brother, are going to keep it all for yourself, you can’t blame your younger brother for thinking more about yourself.

Lu Wu, who was listening, looked at the cup in her hand and was about to say that she was here to help them divide it.

It seems that it is not necessary now.

In order to avoid harm to himself, Lu Wu let his big wings fly up and quietly evacuated.

The diners around also began to make room tacitly.

Brush brush!
In the blink of an eye, the three of them started fighting.

"Mine, the milk tea is mine."

This is the third brother who only has eyes for milk tea.

"Boss, I've been arranging things for so long, so it's my turn to arrange things this time too."

This is the second one who argues for his own reasons.

"I'm the boss, don't you trust me?"

This is the boss who plays the emotional card.

"Snapped!"

This was the cup that was accidentally dropped on the ground during the quarrel between the three people.

Jasmine Coffee: If you love me, don’t hurt me.

The coffee liquid slowly flowed on the ground, and the winding water stains wet the shoes of the three brothers.

The third brother stared at the coffee on the ground with a pout and wanted to cry, the second brother sneered, and the eldest brother blushed.

He didn't catch it.

"I won the bet." A diner whispered, and he said that no one would be able to drink this jasmine coffee in the end.

"I was unlucky this time, I will definitely win next time."

"Stop talking nonsense and give me money."

"By the way, where is Boss Lu?"

"Ah, isn't she also watching the fun? Hey, where is she?"

They were so engrossed in watching the brothers become enemies that they didn't notice Lu Wu disappeared. When they looked back, both the people and the stalls were empty.

"Boss Lu!"

The sound reaches the sky.

Lu Wu, who had left early with his big wings, was flying on the mountain path. Hearing the lingering sound, Lu Wu chuckled.

The plan goes through!
Without milk tea and Boss Lu, the diners at the entrance of Tianfo Temple quickly dispersed.

The monks were quite civic-minded and took away the garbage they produced themselves, but the coffee spilled by the three brothers still remained on the ground.

The Sweeping Monk returns to the world.

A broom was waved, and the coffee liquid was drawn into the air and gathered, making the ground clean.

Even after a long time, the coffee liquid still has a mellow aroma.

The Sweeping Monk swallowed.

People cannot, or at least should not...

But, I want to drink.

"Meow!"

A cat's meow was heard, and a calico cat jumped up, opened its mouth and swallowed the coffee liquid.

After landing, the cat swung its tail, its pupils erect, and looked at the sweeping monk with contempt.

Great monk, hesitation will lead to defeat.

"I don't want to drink it."

This is a wild cat raised in Tianfo Temple. It is very spiritual.

The Sweeping Monk wanted to defend himself, saying that he was not greedy, but felt that food should not be wasted.

As for whether ordinary cats can drink coffee.

Haha, this is the Qingyuan Realm.

I, the cat, have become a spirit a long time ago!

……

After the three brothers returned to Yaoxian Town, each of them was injured and looked equally listless.

Walking on the street, the three brothers ignored each other.

At a fork in the road, the eldest brother went to the left, the second brother went to the middle, and the third brother went to the right.

We parted ways.

Brothers walk together for life, with a cup of strong tea and a pot of wine.

But there is no wine in the broken tea.

The employer who happened to be in a teahouse at the junction: "???"

Are you three brothers lost?

What about the task I ordered?
What's your progress?

How come they are so heroic when they go up the mountain, but become enemies when they come down?

Is there no one to tell me the current progress?

I pay the money, I am the boss!
The employer took out a communication card and started bombarding the second brother. The second brother had been in contact with him and made the final decision on this matter.

The other party replied quickly: "Go ask the boss, this is his number."

Well, he added the boss and asked the other party's reply as if it was copied and pasted.

"Go ask the third brother, this is his number."

Okay, he added.

"Ding, sorry, the user has turned off the add friend function, please contact offline."

ha?
The employer laughed angrily.

Then look back and take out the second and eldest ones.

"Ding, you have been blocked by the other party, please contact offline."

Ah!
The employer dropped the teacup in his hand.

"Sir, this set of teacups is a low-grade spiritual artifact, the only one in our shop. Compensation will require approximately 250 spiritual stones. How would you like to pay?"

The waiter at the teahouse asked with a flash of a smile.

employer:……

Totally crazy!


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