After understanding animal language, the villainous girl is guaranteed to become a heartthrob.
Chapter 228 Fighting the Cat for Food Every Day
Chapter 228 Fighting the Cat for Food Every Day
Lazy Wang pretended to be angry, clenching his fist and pressing it against the head of the chubby little cat, Piggy. "I feed you well every day, and you actually call me a big idiot? You unfilial son!"
Little Fat Cat Piggy shrank his neck, but his words were anything but cowardly: "Isn't he just a big idiot? He's not wrong at all."
Lazy Xiao Wang asked eagerly, "Host, what is Piggy saying?"
"Don't worry," Jiang Yuan said gently. "I'll explain after I've found out the details."
Lazy Xiao Wang nodded: "Okay, host, ask him quickly."
Jiang Yuan looked at the chubby little cat, Piggy, and asked, "Where is your owner stupid?"
Piggy meowed, "You have no idea, she really is a big fool. She treats others as best friends, but they treat her like a fool!"
Jiang Yuan frowned slightly, a hint of doubt flashing in her eyes. "What do you mean? Can you explain in detail?"
Piggy stared intently at the person on the screen. "You're the streamer, right? You can understand cats, so could you tell that idiot not to let her best friend stay here?"
"Why?" Jiang Yuan asked.
Piggy explained, "Because her best friend is a big bad guy who secretly curses the idiot all day long and takes advantage of him!"
Jiang Yuan blinked. "In what specific ways?"
"Cat's telling you, when that wicked best friend moved into Big Fool's house, she said she'd pay Big Fool's rent, and Big Fool agreed." Piggy sighed, "But that wicked best friend has been living here for over a year and has only paid rent twice!"
Piggy then looked at Soy Milk lying on the floor, her eyes turning fierce. "And Soy Milk, that guy, is a bad guy too!"
Jiang Yuan raised an eyebrow slightly and said with amusement, "Isn't soy milk your sister? Why do you call it a bad egg?"
[Piggy: When I get ruthless, I'll even curse my own sisters!]
[I'm so anxious, what are they talking about?]
"It takes advantage of that idiot too!" Piggy got angry when talking about these things. "Soy milk is clearly raised by that wicked best friend, but it fights with the cat for food every day! That idiot buys all that food for the cat!"
"But the big idiot doesn't mind at all, and she still prepares meals for Doujiang every day like a fool. Her wicked best friend doesn't have to do anything, and Doujiang, whom she raises, is almost raised by the big idiot!"
What angered Piggy the most was that Soy Milk ate Big Fool's food and even imitated its wicked owner by saying bad things about Big Fool.
"Soy milk can eat, but it can't be raised by that idiot. And it even insults that idiot. Is that something a cat should do?" Piggy got angrier and angrier, and jumped off Lazy Wang's arms and ran over to give Soy Milk a good beating.
"Hey, Piggy, what are you doing?" Lazy Wang quickly intervened, "No fighting! Soy Milk is sleeping soundly, why are you hitting it?"
Jiang Yuan explained softly, "Piggy is helping you vent your anger."
"Huh?" Lazy Wang looked surprised. "What's going on?"
Jiang Yuan: "It's been fighting with soy milk these past few days, probably because soy milk is insulting you."
Lazy Xiao Wang stared wide-eyed, his tone incredulous, "Soy milk is insulting me? Why is it insulting me?"
I really have no idea what's going on this time.
Me too, I have absolutely no idea.
"Wait a moment," Jiang Yuan said. "Let me find out more."
Piggy and Soy Milk were fighting fiercely, and it was clear that Piggy was going all out. Cat hair, torn and shed by the two cats during their fight, floated in the air.
Lazy Xiao Wang quickly went over and picked up the piggy away, saying helplessly, "The streamer is still chatting with you, why did you run away?"
Piggy was still baring her teeth and claws at the soy milk, trying her best to curse in the most vulgar way: "You heartless stinky cat, I really don't want to admit that you're the cat's sister..."
"Piggy," Jiang Yuan called softly, "How did Soy Milk insult your owner?"
The pig meowed angrily, "It went too far with its insults! It copied its wicked owner's language, calling that idiot a cheapskate, a drama queen, and a green tea b*tch..."
Jiang Yuan frowned and asked in confusion, "Why would its owner insult your owner like that?" Lazy Xiao Wang stared wide-eyed in shock, "Anchor, are you saying the soy milk's owner is insulting me?"
Jiang Yuan said seriously, "That's what Piggy said."
Isn't the owner of the soy milk Xiao Wang's best friend?
Is her best friend badmouthing Xiao Wang?
"Why?" Lazy Wang looked at Jiang Yuan, then at Zhu Zhu, "Zhu Zhu, tell me quickly, why?"
The pig grunted, "You big idiot! What are we going to do with someone as stupid as you? It's driving me crazy!"
Jiang Yuan pursed her lips and asked, "Xiao Wang, you live with your best friend, how do you calculate your rent?"
"Actually, this house was bought for me by my parents. I'm not married yet, and I've always lived alone," Xiao Wang explained. "Later, my best friend said that her landlord was going to take the house back, and she couldn't find a suitable place for a while, so she said she would come and stay with me and pay me rent."
“I thought it would be more lively if she came to live with me, and Piggy would have company when I go to work during the day, so I agreed.”
Jiang Yuan raised an eyebrow slightly: "How long has your best friend been paying rent?"
Lazy Xiao Wang said helplessly, "I paid for two months, and then they said they were short of funds and would pay me back in one lump sum later. But when I did the math, I realized I owed them for over a year."
Good heavens, this money is probably going to be hard to come by.
Your best friend is plotting against you.
Jiang Yuan then asked, "So, do you also buy the cat food and litter that Doujiang usually eats?"
“Yeah.” Lazy Xiao Wang nodded. “My best friend asked me to buy it together, and then she transferred the money back to me, but she only transferred it for two months before saying she would pay me back in one lump sum.”
[I'm impressed.]
Your best friend has character flaws.
Jiang Yuan pursed her lips, unsure of what to say for a moment before finally saying, "So you've just been bearing this burden all along without ever mentioning it to your best friend?"
"I sometimes think about this when I buy cat food," said the lazy Xiao Wang, looking embarrassed. "But I'm too embarrassed to ask her about it."
【Ahhh, I can't be a steamed bun!】
[Xiao Wang, do you still need a best friend?]
"Xiao Wang," Jiang Yuan frowned at her, "do you know what your best friend is saying about you behind your back?"
Even the lazy Xiao Wang frowned and shook his head: "I don't know..."
Jiang Yuan: "She called you a slut, a drama queen, a green tea b*tch, and things like that."
Lazy Xiao Wang looked rather grim: "Why did she yell at me like that? I think I've been really good to her, why does she hate me?"
“That’s just how some people are,” Jiang Yuan said calmly.
[Xiao Wang, get your money back right now, and then make your best friend move out!]
Does this kind of person even deserve to be called a best friend?
"How about I talk to Doujiang?" Jiang Yuan suggested.
Lazy Xiao Wang thought it was a good idea and called out, "Soy milk, come here for a second."
Soy milk ignored her.
Seeing this, the piglet meowed angrily at the top of its lungs: "Soy milk, get over here, or the cat will beat you to death!"
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(End of this chapter)
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