After understanding animal language, the villainous girl is guaranteed to become a heartthrob.
Chapter 240 I wasn't pretending, I really am lame.
Chapter 240 I wasn't pretending, I really am lame.
Upon hearing everyone's comments, the cilantro lover laughed and said, "Haha, I never expected such a coincidence!"
"Cilantro, is there anything I can help you with?" Jiang Yuan asked.
"Yes." Cilantro Lover nodded, a hint of worry in her eyes. "My dog, Chongfeng, has inexplicably become lame in his right hind leg. I took him to the vet for an X-ray, but it showed no problems. The vet doesn't know what's wrong either."
"I initially thought it was because the veterinarian wasn't skilled enough, so I went to another pet hospital for a checkup, but the result was the same. I have no idea what's wrong with Chongfeng."
She stroked the dog's head, looking distressed: "Chongfeng, what's wrong with you?"
Chongfeng, unaware that Jiang Yuan could understand him, grinned lewdly beside him: "Hehe, of course it's because I was faking it!"
Jiang Yuan raised an eyebrow slightly and asked with a smile, "I know what 'Charge' means."
Upon hearing this, Chongfeng's eyes widened in shock. "What? You know? How could you know?"
It thought of something, glanced at the girl on the screen with its little eyes, and thought, "Hmph, you're definitely talking nonsense!"
"Host, you found out?" The cilantro lover's eyes lit up with surprise. "Host, what's up with Charge?"
Jiang Yuan said slowly, "Chongfeng's leg is fine."
"What!" The furry dog's face was filled with disbelief. "You were right! Strange, no one told me I was faking my limp!"
Jiang Yuan: "Aren't you saying that right now?"
Chongfeng was stunned. "You...you can understand me?"
"If the charging leg is fine, then why does it always walk with a limp?" asked the cilantro lover, looking puzzled.
Jiang Yuan laughed and said, "Because the charge was just an act."
"My God, this girl can actually understand me?" Chongfeng was so shocked that his ears perked up. "Just who is she?"
"My name is Jiang Yuan."
The big dog head leaned close to the screen and barked nervously, "Miss, I'll share all my cookies and canned meat with you, please don't tell her, okay?"
Jiang Yuan raised an eyebrow: "But I already said that."
Chongfeng: "Then tell your sister that you were wrong just now."
Jiang Yuan: "Can you tell me first why you're pretending to be lame?"
"I'm not faking it, I really am lame." After saying that, Chongfeng jumped to the ground and started walking with a limp.
As he looked at the cilantro, his brows furrowed, and a look of surprise appeared in his eyes: "You were limping on your right leg just now, how come it's your left leg now?"
Upon hearing this, Jiang Yuan couldn't help but laugh: "Chongfeng, you still dare to say you weren't faking it? You've already limped over the wrong leg."
Hahaha, that's hilarious!
Help! I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts!
How can this dog be so cunning?
He was in such a hurry to charge that he quickly switched to using his left leg as a cripple.
The cilantro lover said with a serious face, "Chongfeng, what exactly happened? Tell me the truth!"
Chongfeng continued to feign a limp: "Sister, I really am lame! You have to believe me!"
The cilantro lover grabbed a slipper from the side and pointed it at the animal: "I'll give you one more chance, you better confess!"
"Sister, please don't hit me!" Chongfeng said urgently. "I'll confess, I'll confess everything!"
The cilantro lover looked at Jiang Yuan on the screen and asked, "Host, what do you think of this bastard?"
Jiang Yuan: "It said it would confess everything."
The one who loves cilantro looked at Chongfeng and said, "Speak quickly."
Chongfeng squatted down in front of her, looking aggrieved. "Sister, I'm sorry, I was wrong."
"Why are you apologizing?" Jiang Yuan asked.
Chongfeng: "That day I accidentally chewed up my sister's bag and hid it, but I was afraid she would find out, so I pretended to be lame to distract her."
The audience was stunned when they heard Jiang Yuan say that. [Wow, who said huskies are stupid? This guy is clearly incredibly cunning!]
Good heavens, this charge is practically superhuman!
Even though she loves cilantro, she never expected the truth to be like this. She laughed angrily: "Let me tell you, this makes your crime even more serious! You ruined my bag and then pretended to be lame, making me waste so much money on medical examinations!"
Chongfeng immediately lowered his head and begged for forgiveness: "Sister, I was wrong, sister, please don't be angry!"
The cilantro lover took a deep breath and said, "Which bag did you ruin? Go get my bag."
Chongfeng trotted into the room, crawled under the bed, and returned to Cilantro Lover with a black bag in his mouth. "Sister, I really know I was wrong."
The cilantro lover, upon seeing the bag, retorted irritably, "This bag costs 30,000 yuan. Do you know how much dog food that could buy?"
Chongfeng shook his head blankly.
"You stand over there and face the wall to reflect on your mistakes," said the cilantro lover, pointing at the wall.
Charge forward obediently and stand in line.
The cilantro lover continued, "To punish you for your mistake, I'm going to take all the biscuits and canned meat in the house and feed them to the other puppies."
Chongfeng immediately tensed up and ran back to the woman who loved cilantro, saying, "Sister, no! I can't live without those cookies and canned meat!"
After saying that, it ran to the screen again, anxiously pleading, "Miss, please tell my sister I need cookies..."
Jiang Yuan said helplessly, "Chongfeng, your sister did this to teach you a lesson so that you won't make the same mistake again."
"I won't do it again!" Chongfeng said pitifully. "I promise I'll behave from now on. Can you ask your sister not to give my cookies and canned meat to other puppies?"
Jiang Yuan relayed the message of charging forward to the person who loves cilantro.
"I'll think about it." Cilantro Lover snorted. "Whether or not we give it to other puppies depends on how well we perform after we charge forward."
Hearing that there was still a chance for things to turn around, Chongfeng breathed a sigh of relief, "I promise, I'll be good from now on!"
After the user who loves cilantro logged off, they tipped a glittering star.
Jiang Yuan glanced at the time and said softly, "Now connect with the last person."
The "liberal faction" successfully connected, but the split screen was completely dark.
Why is it so dark?
[What about people? 】
Seeing this, Jiang Yuan called out, "Paipai, are you there?"
"I'm here, of course I'm here..." a hoarse voice rang out, carrying a hint of eeriness.
[Terrifying!]
Come out quickly, stop playing tricks at night.
Jiang Yuan frowned. "Paipai, what are you doing?"
"Host, I didn't do anything." As these words were spoken, a faint green light shone through the dark split screen, and then a horrifying face appeared.
【Fuck! ! ! 】
[OMG, that scared the life out of me!]
【what the hell?】
"Hahaha!" the liberal laughed maniacally, then turned on the room lights. "Just kidding."
A hint of helplessness flashed in Jiang Yuan's eyes. "Actually, this isn't funny at all."
The liberal didn't respond, but suddenly burst into tears, "Host, I just had a fight with my boyfriend, I'm so sad, but he won't comfort me."
Just as Jiang Yuan was about to speak, she heard another voice.
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