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Chapter 513: Arriving at the Three Realms Office with a fairy, encountering the Great Golden Dragon,
Chapter 513: Arriving at the Three Realms Office with a fairy, encountering the Great Golden Dragon, and being provoked.
"Yes, yes, the tail that you cosplayed is so big, thick, and fat! The brown and black fur is layered and shiny, you can tell it's real fur and you've taken good care of it. You're so professional!"
"Yes, that cosplayer's cat tail is the most realistic depiction of our native tabby cat tail I've ever seen. It's practically a 1:1 scale replica, an enlarged 2.0 version! It's so cool and stylish, it instantly captured my heart and made me fall in love with it!"
"The realistic cat tail is nice, but the young man really doesn't have the same aura as this red-haired, red-eyed woman. She's the coolest and most handsome one!"
"Wow, I wonder what kind of colored contact lenses she's wearing, or what kind of hair dye she's using. Her hair looks perfectly fine, so flowing and thick. And those eyes, they complement her red hair perfectly. And then there's her face, oh my god, she's so beautiful, so captivating."
"No, no, this young man has brownish-yellow hair and dark green eyes, which makes him unique. And there's a big squirrel embroidered on his robe. He's so childlike, so cute, and there's such a contrast!"
"No, no, no, I like this green-haired, green-eyed young lady. Her face is just my type. Even in a wide-sleeved robe, she can't hide her curvaceous figure. She has a face that's even more star-like than a celebrity."
The cat demon Jin Tuotuo, the celestial dog Xiong Huo, and the rat Er Daduo, seeing so much enthusiasm, were not afraid of the bold humans. Approaching Jiang Chacha, they asked incredulously and in shock in a low voice, "Jiang Chacha, how can humans be so terrifying nowadays? Why are they dressed so simply? How can they be so poor that they can't even afford decent clothes? They're showing their arms, thighs, and waists."
"Oh my, for a moment now, they seem like unevolved wild beasts, even more unrestrained than us demons?"
"Yeah, Jiang Chacha, I got so excited when I came to the human world that I forgot to tuck my tail in. It's such a big tail wagging around here, and they're not scared at all. They all want to touch my tail. Are they crazy?"
"Yes, yes, I am a dog from the Classic of Mountains and Seas! My teeth are so sharp, my four legs are so long, and I look so ferocious. Yet they say I'm good-looking and that my eyes are unique. Good heavens! Humans are indeed terrifying, beyond the imagination of us demons!"
Facing these three demons who hadn't been to the human world for one or two thousand years, Jiang Chacha comforted them, saying, "Don't be nervous. I don't sense any malice from them, only affection. The cosplay they're talking about is something like ours, which is different from theirs. They see it everywhere."
"Don't be afraid. These humans in front of us have no magic power. They're all weak and pose no danger. We can't bully the weak or the strong, or cause trouble for no reason!"
The golden tumbleweed and the monstrous ear-like creature nodded hurriedly. The little humans weren't afraid of them and even treated them as rare and exotic creatures. If they hadn't come to the human world, they really wouldn't know that humans had evolved into beasts, simple, ferocious, and savage!
"Hello, hello, hello everyone." A street interviewer squeezed through the crowd surrounding Jiang Chacha and her friends, holding a microphone and pointing it at them: "I'm Xiao Yi, today's street interviewer. I saw you four cosplaying and I'd like to do a short interview with you. After the interview, I'll give you four a 1000 yuan meal allowance. Would you four be willing?"
Meal allowance?
Human currency, gold and silver?
They came from the demon race and wanted to stay in the human world. Although they could turn stones into gold, they still needed to see what shapes the gold and silver in the human world could be made into, so that they could easily make fakes into real ones!
Jiang Chacha was pushed forward by Jin Tuotuo and the others, and she opened her mouth to reply to the interviewer Xiao Yi: "Okay, ask me anything!"
So beautiful! Her green eyes and green hair are absolutely stunning!
Xiao Yi was stunned by Jiang Chacha's beauty, her heart racing. She didn't dare to look Jiang Chacha in the eye and asked, "Are the four of you cosplaying characters? Did you just attend an anime and novel character exhibition?"
Jiang Chacha nodded in agreement with Xiao Yi: "Yes!"
Xiao Yi then asked, "Excuse me, do you know the value of the most expensive native tabby cat?"
She came for her neighbor, the cat demon.
Jiang Chacha nodded: "I know."
Xiao Yi asked, "How much?"
Jiang Chacha replied: "A prince!"
Xiao Yi was dumbfounded: "A prince?"
Jiang Chacha explained, "During the Northern Song Dynasty, a tabby cat could be exchanged for a crown prince, so a tabby cat was worth a crown prince!"
Xiao Yi suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, you're right."
Jiang Chacha asked again, "Any other questions?"
Xiao Yi glanced at the live stream. Because the live stream was focused on the four good-looking people, two men and two women, the number of viewers had soared to 100,000. Many viewers were typing on the screen, asking if they were single.
Xiao Yi's gaze sharpened, and she asked again, "Are you single?"
Jiang Chacha replied, "I'm single."
Xiao Yi then asked, "Girls and boys as beautiful as you, what kind of partner do you hope for?"
Jiang Chacha replied without hesitation, "My grandma said I'm still young, there are too many scammers out there, and I shouldn't date to avoid being deceived!"
Facing the microphone that was moved towards her, Jin Tuotuo said arrogantly, "I'm worth a lot of money, ordinary girls aren't good enough for me!"
Er Daduo replied, "Our tribe doesn't allow intermarriage with outsiders, so I'll have to go back home to find someone!"
The scourge replied, "Dogs won't do now. I don't want to have puppies with any dog; it's too beneath me."
In the live stream, more than 10 viewers listened to their criteria for choosing a partner and laughed out loud in the barrage: "That boy who cosplayed as a big cat is really as arrogant as a big cat. His tail is always wagging."
"Haha, yes, yes, yes, the young man with brownish-yellow hair and dark green eyes with an exotic look, he looks like he's from an ethnic minority, he's totally hitting my sweet spot!"
"This red-haired, red-eyed lady is so cool and stylish. She doesn't like any men and doesn't want to have children with boys."
"The green-haired, green-eyed girl is the best. She's pretty, listens to her grandma, and is a good girl. She's so sweet."
"Yes, yes, I also like the girl with green hair and green eyes. I can almost smell her fragrance through the screen."
Xiao Yi was thrilled to see that the number of viewers in the live stream had reached 150,000, an unprecedented number. She decided to hold onto the four viewers and have a chat with them.
"Since none of the four of them are looking for partners, is it possible that they might find love with each other and start dating?"
Jiang Chacha, Jin Tuotuo, Er Daduo, and Xiong Huo were originally standing together, but upon hearing her question, they immediately distanced themselves from each other, demonstrating through their actions that they wouldn't be interested in anyone else.
The 15 viewers in the live stream were laughing hysterically at their mutual dislike. It's true that when handsome men and beautiful women are together, they can't stand each other and just keep finding fault with one another.
Xiao Yi opened her mouth to ask another question, but Jiang Chacha raised her hand to interrupt her: "Excuse me, you said you would only ask a few questions, but you have asked a lot now. We don't want to answer anymore. We have other things to do. Please give us the 1000 yuan meal allowance!"
Xiao Yi thought that with such a large audience, she could ask a couple more questions to bring her viewership to 20, but she didn't expect them to get impatient.
She took out some money and handed it over: "I'm sorry to have bothered you for so long. This is 1000 yuan as compensation for your meal."
Jiang Chacha took the bright red money, put it into her treasure bag, and asked Xiao Yi, "Xiao Yi, do you know where the Great Dao and the Three Realms are?"
Xiao Yi thought he had misheard, so he repeated himself and asked, "Are you going to the Great Dao and the Three Realms?"
Jiang Chacha replied, "Yes, we need to go to the Great Dao and the Three Realms. There are too many buildings here, and we couldn't find it for a moment." Xiao Yi raised a hand and pointed, "The Great Dao and the Three Realms."
Jiang Chacha, Jin Tuotuo, with big ears, looked in the direction of Xiao Yi's hand and saw three buildings connected together. Each building had a sign that read "The Great Dao of the Three Realms".
Jiang Chacha and the others thought it was outrageous. How could they not have seen the four characters "Da Dao San Jie" (Great Dao and Three Realms)?
Xiao Yi sidled up behind them and asked, "Excuse me, what are you four doing in the Great Dao and the Three Realms?"
Jiang Chacha's gaze sharpened, and she turned to look at her: "Work!"
Xiao Yi was surprised to hear this: "You're going to work in the Great Dao Three Realms, have you already had your interviews?"
Jiang Chacha casually replied, "We didn't need an interview; their people came to our house to invite us over."
Xiao Yi let out a soft "uh" and secretly glanced at the live stream, where the number of viewers had already reached 20.
The viewers in the live stream didn't believe Jiang Chacha's words at all and sent comments and rewards: "Host Xiao Yi, this green-eyed and green-haired girl is definitely bragging. I've never heard of people from the Great Dao Three Realms going to other people's homes to invite them to work. They are recruiting from outside, and the conditions are extremely harsh!"
“Hey host, I’ll tip you 1 yuan. Go with this green-haired, green-eyed beauty to the Great Dao and the Three Realms. I don’t believe that a top company that has risen in China in three years would want someone dressed in such strange cosplay costumes.”
"Exactly! Back then, I saw their job posting. The monthly salary was 3 yuan, with five social insurances and one housing fund, one month of vacation per year, 50 yuan per hour for overtime, 60 yuan per hour for working outside the city, and 100 yuan per hour for working outside the province. I applied, but they said I had too little mental fortitude."
"I didn't say anything. They said I had poor mental fortitude, which really angered me. I turned on them on the spot, which immediately proved that I really do have extremely poor mental fortitude."
"Yes, yes, I saw their job posting and applied for it. Good heavens! I applied for a receptionist position, and they said I was passable but not fierce enough."
“Little host, as long as you follow them to the Great Dao and the Three Realms, I will reward you with 100,000. I will reward you with 30,000 now, and I will reward you with another 70,000 later!”
Seeing so many tips, Xiao Yi was so excited that his hands trembled: "Beautiful green-haired and green-eyed beauties, I can send you to the Great Dao and the Three Realms."
Jiang Chacha refused: "No need, we've found it, we'll go ourselves. Thank you for the meal allowance. Tuotuo, Erduo, Xiong Huo, let's go!"
The one named, Jin Tuotuo, with his large, menacing ears, followed Jiang Chacha with swift and decisive movements, walking with a breezy air.
Xiao Yi quickly held up his phone in one hand and beckoned to the camera behind him with the other, then followed.
The onlookers followed Xiao Yi. Da Dao San Jie Company was involved in all walks of life and had risen to prominence in three years, becoming famous throughout China. It was said that even the cleaning ladies who worked for them were carefully selected, with a monthly salary of no less than 8800 yuan, weekends off, 8-hour shifts, five social insurances and one housing fund, gifts and bonuses during holidays, and an annual salary of no less than 15 yuan!
Jiang Chacha and the other three entered the Da Dao San Jie Company building. Inside, they saw the Spirit Gathering Array, the Wealth Attraction Bureau, and the Sealing Hammer!
At the front desk of the Great Dao Three Realms, a human psychic saw the four of them enter. They were all handsome and beautiful, but he couldn't discern their true forms. He hurriedly went over to greet them with great enthusiasm: "Hello, everyone. Who are you looking for? Do you have an appointment?"
Jiang Chacha took out the jade token and shook it: "I didn't make a reservation, this is the only token I have."
Upon seeing the jade tablet, the official in charge of the Three Realms of the Great Dao gasped in astonishment: "Did the four of you come from Youdu Mountain in the North Sea?"
Human mediums, demon hunters, ghost hunters, and exorcists refer to the Northern Sea as the North Sea. To them, the North Sea is a forbidden place, a place where going there will lead to certain death.
Jiang Chacha nodded: "Yes!"
The receptionist at the Great Dao Three Realms was overjoyed: "Please wait a moment, I'll notify the people above and have them come down to pick you up."
Great demon, a great demon from Youdu Mountain in the North Sea, no wonder she couldn't see their true forms!
Jiang Chacha took out a spiritual plant from her treasure bag and handed it to the receptionist of the Great Dao Three Realms: "Thank you, this is for you. It will be good for your health if you eat it."
When you're out and about, you're bound to be obligated to those who feed you and take your money. It's important to maintain a good relationship with the gatekeeper; this is what we call social etiquette.
The front desk of the Great Dao Three Realms never expected to receive a gift from a great demon. Although she didn't recognize what kind of grass it was, she could sense that it was full of spiritual energy.
She accepted the gift with both hands solemnly, saying, "Thank you for your gift. Please wait a moment."
Jiang Chacha nodded, and she and Jin Tuotuo stood and waited while discussing the conversation using their demonic ventriloquism.
Xiao Yi, holding her phone, along with the camera crew and a group of people behind her, followed Jiang Chacha and the others into the Great Dao Three Realms Hall. All the camera functions malfunctioned, and the live stream was forced to stop.
They checked their live streaming equipment and mobile phones, but there was no signal. They could only see with their naked eyes that four handsome men and beautiful women had arrived at the Great Dao and Three Realms and were given an overwhelmingly warm welcome by the receptionist.
Even an ordinary blade of grass made the arrogant and domineering receptionist of the Three Realms wish he could kowtow to the beautiful green-haired, green-eyed woman.
Just as Xiao Yi and his friends were wondering about the identities of the four handsome men and beautiful women, the elevator doors opened in the distance, and they saw a man with long black hair tied up with a few strands of white hair, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, with a handsome face, deep facial features, and long, narrow eyes that looked like abysses, exuding a divine aura. He was so charming that one could not take their eyes off him after just one glance.
Jin Tuotuo nudged Jiang Chacha with her elbow: "Damn, you green tea bitch, we've finally gotten back together, and it's him who came to pick us up!"
Jiang Chacha's lips twitched slightly as she looked at Chongming approaching them: "I didn't expect him to be down here, not upstairs, coming to pick us up in person."
Grandma told her to stay away from him. Now that he's come to pick them up, he'll definitely arrange the floor for their business and the place for their accommodation.
Through repeated interactions, they got to know each other and became familiar with each other. This went against Grandma's wishes, and if Grandma found out later, she would skin her alive.
Chongming approached Jiang Chacha, his gaze instantly enveloping her. His heart pounded uncontrollably. Controlling himself, he said in a low voice, "Hello, welcome to the Heavenly Dao Three Realms. Please follow me and meet the other department staff."
Jiang Chacha feigned aloofness and nodded: "Alright, you lead the way."
Jin Tuotuo, with her large ears, and Xiong Huo simultaneously gave her a thumbs up. When they saw the Great Yinglong Ancient God, their legs trembled, but she acted as if nothing had happened. No wonder she grew up with the Dragon Cypress Demon King; she was truly knowledgeable.
Chongming slowly curved his lips into a smile: "Alright, come with me!"
Jiang Chacha glared at Jin Tuotuo and the other two. What a spineless bunch! It's just a giant winged dragon. What's there to be afraid of?
Jin Tuotuo and the other two were really scared. They followed closely behind Jiang Chacha, as if they regarded her as their talisman, as if to say to the Great Yinglong, "If you eat Jiang Chacha, you can't eat us."
Chongming led them up the elevator and began to introduce them to everything covered by the three buildings of the Heavenly Dao Three Realms.
After getting off the elevator, Chongming showed them around and introduced them to the people from the Heavenly Realm, the Human Realm, and the Ghost Realm.
When they arrived at the Demon Realm office, before Chongming could even introduce them, Zun Yin, the head of the Demon Realm office, rushed out and attacked Jiang Chacha: "Jiang Chacha, you dog, you bastard, you dead demon, how dare you show your face in front of me! I'll kill you today and use your soul to sacrifice to my Demon Banner and increase my cultivation!"
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