After getting pregnant with a golden dragon cub, the fake daughter A blew up the entire interstellar

Chapter 544 Stop pretending to be so affectionate. If you love her, go find her!
"Snapped!"

Jiang Chacha slapped Jin Tuotuo's hand, which was pointing at her, and knocked it away: "Little cat demon, stop making trouble and talking nonsense. My relationship with the God Chongming is as innocent as a blank sheet of paper. He has a wife and a partner. You're ruining his reputation and my name. Do you believe I'll handcuff you and beat you up?"

Jin Tuotuo's round eyes flashed with disbelief as she immediately questioned, "He has a wife and a partner. What is he doing going back to your room in the middle of the night before dawn?"

"Oh, I see. He's the legendary scumbag. He has a wife, but he still wants to have a mistress on the side. You're the mistress he's looking for!"

Jiang Chacha really wanted to crack open the head of this stubborn little cat demon to see what kind of mush was inside: "I really underestimated you. Your brain is quite good at imagining and making things up."

"I, a dignified demon of ten thousand years, would be a mistress to a celestial deity. Even if I am shameless, the demon race still has dignity, and the demon race still has a place in the Three Realms!"

"Besides, if I really became his mistress, do you think my grandmother wouldn't come and kill me, cut off my branches, and pluck all my leaves?"

Her maternal grandmother had lovers all over the three realms, five elements, and six paths. Even if she didn't have the same lover every year and changed her lover every day, she would never become someone else's mistress.

She only dates single people, for no reason, without a sweetheart or a "white moonlight" (idealized romantic partner).

This is her maternal grandmother's principle, and her grandmother would patiently tell her her principle. She did not date around like her grandmother, but she liked her grandmother's principle and followed it. She would never do anything like stealing someone else's partner or becoming someone else's mistress!

Jin Tuotuo: "!!!!"

Jiang Chacha's words made so much sense that he was speechless!

But... why didn't she give him the pill to solidify his human form?

Jin Tuotuo spoke again, but lacked confidence: "Fine, even if you don't date him, you can't stop me from pursuing true love."

"I just love that beautiful three-flowered creature. I just want to be with it. I just want it to regain its human form. I just want to take it back to the demon realm."

Jiang Chacha's lips twitched slightly as she ground her back teeth: "You cat demon, I think you really deserve a beating!"

Jin Tuotuo, with a stubborn and defiant look, said, "Even if I deserve a beating, I'm going to be with my beautiful Sanhua, and nobody can stop me."

"In short, will you give me the pill to solidify my human form or not? If you don't, I'll go find Big Cat and ask him for it."

Jiang Chacha was furious with this stubborn cat. "Oh my god, go ask the big cat for it! You're trying to scare me! Go, go, go ask him for it right now, see if he'll give it to you!"

Jin Tuotuo was suddenly caught in a dilemma. Her round eyes darted around, and in an instant, she burst into tears: "Jiang Chacha, you damn green tea! I'm your neighbor, and you bully me like this?"

Seeing that he was all talk and no action, Jiang Chacha took out the Binding God Rope, tied it around him, and pulled him outside.

Jin Tuotuo was instantly dragged out and slammed to the ground, landing face-first in the dirt. His eyes were wide open like copper bells, and he seemed to have forgotten the pain.

Jiang Chacha retracted the Binding God Rope and turned to Chongming behind her, saying, "I'm sorry, you must have seen this funny, High God Chongming!"

Chongming glanced lightly at Jin Tuotuo and replied to Jiang Chacha, "It's okay, this joke is quite amusing, I like it."

Jiang Chacha looked at his serious reply and said, "You're quite funny!"

Chongming replied, "I learned it from my wife!"

Jiang Chacha said "Oh," and praised her again: "Your wife is quite humorous. Come in, tell me about your wife's story."

Chongming couldn't wait and longed to enter her room and spend time with her.

Just as he was about to step inside, Jin Tuotuo rushed over and grabbed his leg, preventing him from moving. He looked down and asked, "Jin Tuotuo, what are you doing?"

Jin Tuotuo wasn't crying with tears and snot streaming down her face; she was in so much pain that she wiped her tears and snot all over Chongming's trouser leg: "Chongming, you have a wife, you have a partner, you know what it feels like to like someone, you can empathize with me, could you please grant me a human-shaped consolidation pill?"

Seeing his shameless behavior, Jiang Chacha was furious and grabbed his cat ears.

"Ouch...ouch...it hurts so much, you barbaric green tea vixen!"

"Ahhh, let go! Let go! My ears!"

Jin Tuotuo screamed in pain, stopped hugging Chongming, and reached out to free her cat ears.

Jiang Chacha grabbed his cat ears and lifted him up from the ground: "Don't cause trouble here. If you really like a beautiful three-colored cat, bring her over for me and Xiong Huo and Er Da Duo to take a look."

"You can only start dating it after we've checked it and found no problems. Right now, you're completely obsessed. Aren't you afraid your beautiful three-flowered creature will set a trap for you and wait to devour you to increase your cultivation?"

Jin Tuotuo shuddered, his voice lowering slightly: "Impossible! My beautiful Sanhua, so pretty and innocent, how could she possibly set a trap for me?"

Jiang Chacha flung him away, saying, "If it's impossible, don't let your love-struck mind cloud your judgment. Go and get to know her properly first!"

This time, Jin Tuotuo wasn't thrown to the ground, but landed steadily on both feet: "If I'm going to make contact, I'll make contact now and prove that the beautiful Sanhua likes me, not that she's digging a pit to eat me to increase her cultivation."

Jiang Chacha waved her hand dismissively, as if shooing away flies: "Yes, yes, you're right, go quickly."

Jin Tuotuo snorted like a stubborn bastard, clutched his buttocks, and limped away, looking utterly ridiculous.

Jiang Chacha watched him until he was out of sight before inviting Chongming into her room.

Chongming entered her room and sat down.

Following human custom, Jiang Chacha pretended to pour him a glass of water and sat down opposite him: "Alright, you can tell me your story with your partner. I promise I'll be the best listener."

Give her two bottles of celestial dew, and she'll be the best listening lackey in the Three Realms.

Chongming's dark, abyss-like eyes gazed at her: "Jiang Chacha Demon Envoy, are you really only ten thousand years old?"

Jiang Chacha leaned back on the sofa, arms crossed, and said, "Why are you bringing up the same old thing again? Are you concerned about how old I am?"

Chongming uttered two words: "Curious. I always feel that you are not just ten thousand years old, you may be more than ten thousand years old."

Jiang Chacha replied, "Okay, since you're so curious, I'll ask my grandma next time I see her how old I am."

Chongming paused for a moment and said, "You don't need to ask your grandmother how old you are; we can tell just by looking at your tree rings."

Jiang Chacha exclaimed in surprise, "Look at my tree rings! Are you trying to cut me in half?"

Chongming was speechless: "It's not that bad."

Jiang Chacha asked, "It can't be that bad. Oh, you're thinking about my life, just like everyone else, that I'm a spiritual plant?" The only green tea tree in the Three Realms, Five Elements, and Six Paths that became a demon, nourished by various spiritual plants and pills, has lived for ten thousand years, and eating it is a great tonic.

Chongming took out a bottle of immortal dew from his treasure bag and threw it at her: "You are a spiritual plant, but you are not listed in the Classic of Mountains and Seas, nor are you included in the Hundred Swamps Map."

"I'd rather eat the Undying Tree in the Southern Wilderness, the Langgan Tree in the Western Wilderness, or the Migu Tree in Zhaoyao Mountain than have you in my sight!"

"These divine trees and spiritual trees are all naturally formed spiritual beings. They have existed since the beginning of time and are as old as heaven and earth. Cutting them down and eating them is more nutritious than eating this green tea tree of yours."

Jiang Chacha caught the celestial dew he tossed to her with both hands and retorted, "That's true, but these naturally born and nurtured spiritual creatures, even if you are a god, are not something you can easily defeat or swallow, are they?"

They can stand there as long as the heavens, and no matter how many people think of them, they will only become fertilizer for them, not fertilizer for others.

Chongming nodded in agreement: "You're right. I was just using an analogy to tell you that I don't care about your life."

He cared about her, not about her life, but about her being his wife and belonging to him.

He wanted her to regain her memory, to kiss him, to hug him, to depend on him, to share a bed with her, and to be with her for eternity.

Jiang Chacha shrugged, looking like she was eager to admit her mistake but was unrepentant: "Fine, if you don't care about my life, then I was being narrow-minded. Please be magnanimous and don't hold it against me. Also, don't worry about how old I am. Continue telling your story with your wife."

As Chongming gazed at her ever-present duplicity and sarcastic tone, a look of longing surfaced in his dark, unfathomable eyes.

Jiang Chacha felt her hair stand on end, her leaves trembled, her pores shuddered, and her eyes widened as if this winged dragon was peering through her at someone else.

These days, immortal dew is hard to earn, and even shit is poisonous and unpalatable. If it weren't for the dozens of bottles of immortal dew in his pocket, she wouldn't be here as a substitute for him to watch while he longs for someone else!

Chongming lowered his eyelids slightly, concealing his gaze, and spoke slowly in a deep voice, filled with endless longing and sorrow: "My wife, she is the wife I descended to the mortal realm to undergo tribulation..."

As Jiang Chacha listened to him talk about his wife, her eyes went from calm at first to shock, and then to disbelief.

Good heavens, she thought that the wife or partner he spoke of was someone who had passed the laws of Heaven and had been sent down to undergo tribulations.

Unexpectedly, the wife he was talking about was his wife who had descended to earth to undergo tribulation. Goodness, a deity who descended to earth to undergo tribulation still longed for his wife in the mortal world?

Tsk tsk tsk, this this this...

Jiang Chacha interrupted him softly: "Chongming, your wife is the wife you went through your tribulation with. My grandmother said that men or women who go through love tribulations with you in the Heavenly Realm can only have one lifetime together."

“You have committed a love tribulation. When you ascend back to heaven, their souls will be scattered and disappear into the Three Realms, Five Elements, and Six Paths after they die.”

"No matter how much you miss your wife, no matter how hard you search for her, she has vanished without a trace. You can search high and low and still not find her."

She really wanted to shout at him, "Who are you pretending to be so affectionate to?"
She knew all the rules of the Heavenly Realm, even as a demon, and she didn't believe he didn't.

Chongming gave a bitter smile: "I've already found her..."

Jiang Chacha's pupils contracted slightly, flashing with excited gossip: "Does that mean you're a god, so you can ignore the rules of heaven? And the matchmaker for you isn't just for one lifetime, but for several lifetimes?"

"My God, you found her! What do you need me to be your listener for? Just go find her and make her fall in love with you again!"

Chongming lifted his eyelids to look at her, his eyes dark and turbulent: "I found her. She is wary of me and sees me as a venomous snake or a ferocious beast. I am looking for an opportunity to spend time with her, hoping that she will remember the past."

Jiang Chacha frowned: "You find her reincarnation and hope she remembers the past. Your Heavenly Lord Laozi can't refine just any elixir. Just find a elixir for her to eat and let her remember, that will do."

It's such a simple thing, why make such a fuss?

Grandma was right; the people in the heavenly realm are all hypocritical and sanctimonious in everything they do.

Hearing her suggestion, Chongming countered, "If it were you, and I gave you a pill to help you remember your past, would you take it...?"

Before Chongming could finish saying "ma," a loud bang was heard from the room next to Jiang Chacha's room, Zunyin's room, and the entire building shook.

Jiang Chacha stood up abruptly: "Chongming, it seems I'll have to wait until another time to hear your story with your wife."

Chongming also stood up: "Let's go see what happened."

Jiang Chatou took the lead and went outside first.

The sky began to brighten slowly.

The loud noise just now not only attracted Jiang Chacha and Chongming, but also other personnel from the Three Realms Special Office.

A large hole was smashed into Zunyin's room, and the wind howled in, blowing away the wispy black mist inside.

Jiang Chacha is beautiful and eloquent. All the other staff members of the Three Realms Special Office, except for the demons, are on good terms with her. They asked her to inquire about Zun Yin, who is radiating demonic energy.

Jiang Chacha walked in, the wind blowing through her long hair. "Zunyin Demon Envoy, what are you doing? Do you need help?"

Zun Yin didn't even glance at her: "No need, I'm just disciplining a disobedient younger brother."

Jiang Chacha looked around: "Where is your disobedient younger brother? I can't see him."

Zun Yin shook the chain in his hand: "If you didn't see it, you're blind."

Jiang Chacha gave an "oh," and looked in the direction of the chain in her hand. The other half of the chain dangled outside the large hole and couldn't be seen clearly. "So you're walking your little brother. That's a pretty unique method. Keep going..."

Zun Yin snorted coldly, ignoring Jiang Chacha's words. He pulled the thin chain in his hand, his expression changed, and he leaped forward, rushing out into the large hole.

Jiang Chacha was about to leave, but seeing her dart out, she glanced back at Chongming and then darted out as well.

Good heavens, on the high tower of the Three Realms outside, there is no Yun Yujing at all, only the anger searching for the reclusive Yun Yujing.

Yun Yujing was seriously injured. Even if she broke free of the chains, she was still seriously injured and did not disappear too far. She was still inside the Great Dao Three Realms Building.

It wasn't Zunyin who found him, but Chongming.

He was reduced to a tiny demon by Zun Yin and regained his human form, but his cheeks were sunken, he was pale and no longer handsome, and his alluring eyes were no longer moist.

He held a sharp blade to Shan Zhige's neck, and facing Jiang Chacha, Chongming, and Zunyin, he laughed triumphantly: "Little tree spirit, dragon god in the sky, my good sister, I have to thank you for bringing me here, otherwise I would not have been able to find the grandson of my enemy who sealed me!"