Chapter 428: Mrs. Zhou's Counterattack
You can only know whether it tastes good after you bake it.

The little deer never thought that he would lose his life just by being cute.

Wen Ran carried the fawn, with hares and pheasants hanging around his waist, and led Walnut and the Red Army to the water bubble in a proud and confident manner.

After putting the deer down, Wen Ran's eyes rolled, and with lightning speed, he picked up the walnuts and the Red Army and threw them into the water puddle, one on the left and one on the right.

"Go!"

The smell is so stinky that it can make people vomit.

The sun is shining brightly and the temperature is very good at this time, so you don’t have to worry about catching a cold if you throw it down.

Even if you catch a cold, don't be afraid. Just take a sip of spring water and everything will be fine.

"Don't come up here," Wen Ran said, his hands on his hips, cursing, "I've really been putting up with you for a long time, just stay in there and soak in it quietly.

When all the hair on your body is soaked, I will wash it clean for you and you can come up again.

otherwise……"

Wen Ran sneered and clenched his fists.

The threat was almost overflowing.

Walnut was not stupid. He understood Wen Ran's words and didn't dare to go ashore, but he could still curse in the water.

It shouted loudly, the first time, but Wen Ran pretended not to hear it.

Anyway, we can't communicate in the same language and can't understand each other, so we just do it according to the circumstances.

Wen Ran was cleaning the deer with his hands, but his mind slowly drifted to Kyoto. Alas~ I thought I was too strong.

I miss my children a little.

Secretly wiping off the little pearls, Wen Ran vowed to be the most beautiful cub.

Crying?
impossible!

The fawns, pheasants and hares were gathered up, the warm bonfire was lit again and they began to roast them.

Then, Wen Ran rolled up his sleeves and put the deer on the grill.

"come over!"

The next thing to do is also physical work, washing the dogs and wolves.

This time, he couldn't even keep his trouser legs, so he rolled them up, kicked off his shoes, got out of the blisters, and took out a piece of soap from his arms.

I was thinking of rubbing Walnut first, but when this stupid guy saw Wen Ran, he ran faster than a rabbit.

He swam to the middle of the river like a dog paddling, howling non-stop, and refused to come back no matter how much Wen Ran jumped up and down.

Wen Ran took a deep breath and decided to clean the Red Army first.

It took twenty minutes to rub the tip of Red Army's tail thoroughly, wash it clean, lead Red Army ashore, and rub off all the water that could be rubbed off its body.

Let the Red Army sit by the fire and warm themselves, and turn the deer around to change the angle and continue roasting it.

Wen Ran took a deep breath and shouted the most dangerous slogan to Walnut, who was soaking in the water. "I'll count to three, Walnut. If you don't come over, I'll dive in and catch you in the middle of the water."

She yelled and threatened at the top of her lungs, "When the time comes, you'll get a slap in the face!"

After that, her tone softened, “But if you behave yourself now and come back, I have something delicious for you.

"It's up to you to choose between delicious snacks or big bites."

Wen Ran grinned and stood on the shore, "One, two..."

Walnut finally behaved well. It scurried in front of Wen Ran at lightning speed, and even its barking became submissive.

"Ow~"

Even though it is well-behaved now, it doesn't stop Wen Ran from giving it a big slap.

"Snapped!"

Wen Ran pulled Walnut's ears and gritted his teeth, "Next time if this happens again, the more I yell at you, the more you run away. You've washed your neck clean and are waiting to die."

Walnut couldn't run away now, whimpering and trying to appease it. In the end, Wenran washed it while grumbling.

Walnut was a whole circle bigger than the Red Army, and with its thick hair, it almost tortured Wen Ran to death.

Damn, I thought it was almost washed, so I kept pulling the fur inside.

Well, guess what.

The fur inside is still dry.

Hahahaha, this damn thing almost made Wen Ran vomit blood in anger.

Knowing that this was a big project, Wen Ran simply remained calm and no longer in a hurry. He washed and rubbed the deer, then went ashore and turned the roasted deer over.

Wash it again, rub it again, then run to the shore and turn it over.

Wen Ran spent two hours going back and forth.

After washing the walnuts and bringing them ashore, Wen Ran's hands were wrinkled.

She raised her hands tremblingly, feeling that this job was indeed not something that ordinary people could do.

I also understand why in my previous life, when I saw a super fat dog in the pet shop, I would either pay more money or keep paying until I got tired of it.

Or, just refuse to receive them.

Wow, who can afford to entertain such an ordinary person?

After patting Walnut's butt, Wen Ran pushed it ashore. The Red Army had already dried the fur on their bodies and came back from hunting, and was now feasting on the food.

"Enough," Wen Ran wiped the water off Walnut's fur, let Walnut warm himself by the fire, and then wrung out his wet sleeves until they were half dry.

Then, he busied himself with turning the fawn over, and finally roasted the prepared pheasants and rabbits over the fire.

After finishing everything, Wen Ran sat down, stretched out her sleeves to warm them, and sighed, "Oh my god, this guy almost exhausted me to death."

at that time.

It was already past noon, and old man Gu, who was squatting in a small pit and busying himself, finally thought of singing the empty city plan.

"Let's go," he supported himself and stood up slowly, "Let's go eat. Man is iron and food is steel. If you don't eat, you will be very hungry.

Only when you are well fed and well-drinked can you work well! "

"Great!"

Ideals are full, but reality is skinny.

Aunt Zhou's food is so disgusting.

It went from being unpalatable to being ugly, and then the ugliness shifted from the food to the faces of Old Man Gu and the others.

"This……"

Cai Xiaowen looked shocked, "Aunt Zhou, are you serious?"

Aunt Zhou took a look at the leftovers she had made and felt a little guilty, but then she became righteous again.

snort!
Anyway, the meal is cooked like this, so it doesn’t matter whether you like it or not.

"What seriousness? Let's eat quickly. We've been preparing it for most of the day. If you hadn't been dawdling, the food wouldn't have turned out like this."

Xu Ying laughed angrily, "Aunt Zhou, you're not picking on me because I said something to you this morning and you're upset, are you?"

Aunt Zhou laughed and said, "How could that be possible? Young girls nowadays have so many thoughts.

An old man like me doesn’t have so many thoughts at all.”

She wore an apron, ate melon seeds, and smiled. "Okay, I won't say any more. I'm tired after all this trouble. I'll just take a break first."

After saying that, she waved her hand and left.

Xu Ying was furious and turned to Old Man Gu and said, "I'm not saying anything, old man, but we work so hard every day not to be bullied. If this damn woman doesn't leave, I'll leave too."

(End of this chapter)

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