After rebirth, they all want to monopolize me

Chapter 21 What are you dreaming about!

"and many more."

"Xue Man, I always treat you as my sister."

"Da-me."

"Sha."

"Diga!"

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It’s 5:45 AM on Saturday morning, and the alarm is due to go off in fifteen minutes.

But before the alarm rang, Jiang Li made a strange sound.

"Meow. What is the poop shoveler doing?"

The calico cat raised its head from Jiang Li's arms and rubbed its eyes with its little paws.

As a result, Jiang Li was seen with a red face, his head spinning around, and he was still shouting incoherently: "Xue Man, wait", "Xue Man, you really can't do this!" "Xue Man."

"Xueman? Who? Chen Xueman?"

The calico cat blinked.

Raise your wet little nose.

"Something's wrong."

"One more sniff."

The calico cat suspected that he had smelled it wrong, so he crawled into the bed to confirm.

"Meow!"

The calico cat poked its head out from under the covers and looked at its owner with a look of shock.

"Meow!"

The calico cat jumped up and rode on Jiang Li's neck. It retracted its two little cat paws and slapped Jiang Li's face with its pink little pads again and again.

Meow! Shit scooper! Wake up!
What kind of dream are you having, shit scooper?

And the person you are dreaming about is not me.

What's so good about that guy Chen Xueman!

Don’t do this kind of thing, wake up quickly!
"clap clap"

The calico cat clapped its hands again and again.

Jiang Li opened his eyes drowsily and felt that his neck was hairy, as if he was wearing a scarf.

His head was being patted left and right.

Jiang Li subconsciously picked up the calico cat and threw it aside.

"My head hurts."

Jiang Li sat up from the bed, leaned against the headboard, and patted his head.

Jiang Li felt very uncomfortable in his pants, and even without reaching out to touch them, he knew he had "wet the bed".

And this "urine" smells very strong!

"No way"

Jiang Li gradually woke up, frowned, and recalled the dream he had last night, and couldn't help falling into deep thought.

At the beginning, the dream was quite normal. I was still fighting against the devil, and I was about to pass the level.

As the fight went on, Xue Man appeared in her room.

It was nothing for Xue Man to appear in her room.

After all, dreams are just nonsense, so it's normal.

But unexpectedly, Xue Man took the initiative to hug him from behind, and then he and Xue Man...
And the dream felt very real.

It is more real than any dream I have ever had before.

Although I am still a little Chu Nan, I have never experienced that feeling.

But if it really happened, Jiang Li felt that it would most likely be like that.

"How could this happen?"

"It's okay to have a long dream, but why is it Xueman?"

Jiang Li rubbed the corners of his eyes, feeling a little guilty.

In Jiang Li's heart, Xue Man has always been regarded as his own sister. Forget it, go take a shower and change your pants first, I feel a little uncomfortable.

After taking a shower, Jiang Li felt refreshed.

However, when Jiang Li thought back to the dream he had last night, he still felt it was outrageous.

But in the absurdity, Jiang Li felt a little bit of anticipation.
And for some reason, Jiang Li even wanted to meet Xue Man.

Even while eating breakfast, Jiang Li was thinking about Chen Xueman.

After breakfast, Jiang Li sat cross-legged on the balcony and continued to practice the Pure Yang Sword Technique.

Five days have passed since the car accident that night.

The day after the car accident, when Jiang Li went to the company, he heard the news that Li Xin had been in a car accident.

In the end, Li Xin's rescue failed and she died at a young age.

Li Xin's incident caused quite a bit of discussion in the company, with some people even feeling it was a pity for Li Xin.

But in Jiang Li's opinion, this was just what he deserved.

A few days ago, Jiang Li asked Jiang Yunxi about Liu Lingzheng through WeChat.

However, Jiang Yunxi, who always replied immediately, seemed to have disappeared and did not reply to messages for several days.

Jiang Yunxi had said before that she had several performances and some other things to take care of.

But what are you dealing with that you haven’t looked at your phone for several days?

Without Jiang Yunxi's information, Jiang Li naturally delayed joining the Dragon Guarding Division.

Liu Lingzheng didn't go to see Jiang Li in the past few days.

After practicing until 9:30 in the morning, Jiang Li felt that he had almost mastered it. When he was about to stop, he felt a cyclone in his dantian slowly condensing.

Jiang Li's attention was subconsciously focused on the cyclone in his dantian, and he clearly felt the extremely yang spiritual power entering his body.

"Uh-huh!"

The moment Jiang Li opened his eyes, he suddenly farted. The fart was very loud and smelled very bad.

Jiang Li felt like her anus was about to explode.

The calico cat lying behind Jiang Li's butt was thrown half a meter away, its face turned blue, and it was actually fainted by the smoke.

"Damn it, whose toilet exploded? It stinks to death!" an old lady downstairs shouted.

Jiang Li's old face turned red and he pretended not to hear.

Although it was a bit numb, Jiang Li felt refreshed all over, as if all the impurities in his body had been released.

Moreover, Jiang Li clearly felt that there were two cyclones swirling in his dantian.

When he reached the first level of Qi training, Jiang Li only felt a cyclone.

Now there are two.

If I guessed correctly, I should have entered the second level of Qi training.

Jiang Li found a plastic bottle, took out an unsharpened iron sword he bought online, and swung the sword. The plastic bottle five meters away was neatly cut into two halves by Jiang Li's sword energy.

"hiss"

Jiang Li looked at the sword in his hand in surprise.

If you knew, human skin is not much stronger than a plastic bottle.

In other words, he could use sword energy to cut a person's neck within a range of at least five meters.

As a law-abiding citizen, I would naturally not do that.

But in this world, not only those who practice cultivation can abide by the law.

In case someone has bad intentions
"Ugh"

Jiang Li sighed, not sure whether the revival of spiritual power was a good thing or a bad thing.

But Jiang Li knew that in this world where the strong prey on the weak, only those who are strong enough can protect themselves and the people they care about.

Jiang Li picked up the calico cat that had been knocked unconscious by his smoke and placed it on the sofa.

Just when Jiang Li took a towel to cover it.

This three-color cat suddenly turned around and lay on the sofa with its two front paws hugging its two hind paws, then showing its little chrysanthemums, and its waist moved
Jiang Li's eyelids twitched, and he picked up his phone and called Lin Shanshan:

"Hey, Shanshan, can't the sterilization surgery be done earlier?"

(End of this chapter)