After rebirth, they all want to monopolize me

Chapter 3 See, I told you it would backflip
It was already eleven o'clock in the evening when Jiang Li returned home.

After taking a bath, Jiang Li lay on the bed and browsed his mobile phone, and bought cat litter, cat food and other things for the cat.

"Meow."

The calico cat was under the bed, looking at Jiang Li with resentment in its big eyes.

"No! You can't go to bed!" Jiang Li refused mercilessly.

After returning home, this clingy little kitten wanted to sleep with Jiang Li, but was driven away by Jiang Li.

It was too dirty. Jiang Li planned to take it to the pet hospital for a comprehensive check-up during his rest day tomorrow, then give it a bath and let it go to bed.

"Meow! (Damn man, stingy guy!)" Sanhua curled up her body and lay in a cardboard box covered with clothes.

Jiang Li spent a total of five hundred yuan to buy cat litter, cat bowl and cat food for it on Taobao, and then started watching short videos.

Jiang Li’s favorite apps used to be Douyin and Bilibili.

But now, since countless cyber refugees have flocked to Xiaohongshu, Jiang Li’s favorite thing is to watch the big horses on Xiaohongshu.

When browsing the foreign news, some hot news from abroad will pop up from time to time.

"California wildfires continue to spread, with estimated losses exceeding $700 billion. According to sources, before the fires broke out, someone saw a flaming squirrel running through the woods, spewing flames from its mouth."

"There are suspected giant creatures swimming in the water of Lake Nile, and several boats have been overturned. The local government has organized professionals to investigate."

"Five female students at a university in an island country jumped from the roof of a teaching building over three consecutive months."

"Five more monkeys have escaped from a laboratory in the United States and have not been recaptured yet."

Jiang Li found that such strange news seemed to be happening more and more recently.

"Spiritual energy is beginning to recover. Various strange phenomena have appeared in this world, and some people have begun to practice cultivation!"

"You are the future number one swordsman of the human race. Practice with me and save the world!"

In Jiang Li's mind, he couldn't help but recall what Jiang Yunxi had said to him before.

Previously, my second uncle recommended a girl to Jiang Li, saying that he wanted to give Jiang Li a surprise. He didn’t give her WeChat ID or a photo, but just gave her an address and asked her to meet there.

Jiang Li didn't expect that the blind date didn't show up, and the domineering lady named Jiang Yunxi sat in front of him.

"That's not right. She's not my blind date. Then how did she know my name? And even knew I had a mole?"

Jiang Li was muttering in his heart.

At this moment, Jiang Li's phone received another text message -

"I know my words are not enough. If you don't believe me now, you can check the news tomorrow morning. If I remember correctly, Mount Vesuvius in Italy will erupt. The extent of this eruption is beyond the limit of any other eruption. There are even rumors that some people have seen a giant dragon from the West.

The actual reason was indeed caused by the activity of a giant dragon. It was an evil dragon. Because it had just awakened and was very weak, it hid itself after causing the volcanic eruption.

This incident was a landmark event. After this, the Buddhists and Taoists who had been living in seclusion in the mountains of our Xia country also began to become active, and the government also began to formulate plans.

But nothing was announced to the public.”

Looking at the text message on the phone, Jiang Li knew it was sent by Jiang Yunxi.

Jiang Li searched for "Mount Vesuvius" on the Internet.

Mount Vesuvius last erupted on July 5, 1913.

Moreover, Italy had no warning about Mount Vesuvius at all.

If the volcano really erupts tomorrow
"How is this possible?"

Jiang Li threw the phone aside.

If Mount Vesuvius erupts tomorrow! Then the cat I picked up will become a cat girl!

"go to bed!"

Jiang Li threw his phone away and lay down to sleep.

The calico cat under the bed saw Jiang Li fell asleep, and it skillfully jumped out of the cardboard box, climbed onto the bed, arched the quilt, and got into the quilt. The calico cat stepped on Jiang Li's chest, then turned around twice, curled up and lay down.

"Hmm~ I still feel more secure in his arms~ And this time I was the first to get close to Jiang Li. Those other bitches can't even think of getting close! This biped belongs to me!"

The calico cat yawned and slowly fell asleep.

The next morning, when the alarm on his cell phone rang, Jiang Li discovered that a cat had grown on his chest.

Then Jiang Li threw it back into the cardboard box without any hesitation.

"Meow~" The calico cat protested after waking up.

Jiang Li ignored it, went to wash up, and made breakfast. He fried two eggs for the calico cat and fed it a piece of bread.

"We're going out."

Jiang Li took the calico cat to a pet clinic.

This pet clinic was opened by a high school classmate of Jiang Li.

"Lin Shanshan, please help me take care of this cat." Jiang Li walked in after arriving at the pet clinic, holding the calico cat.

When the calico cat saw the woman in the white coat in the clinic, it blinked.

I didn't expect it was her.

The calico cat remembered this woman.

In my previous life, when I had just awakened my spiritual intelligence, I saw a TV report that a woman was bitten to death by a dog.

At first, the official Xia State classified the incident as a vicious dog going mad.

But after a detailed investigation, the authorities determined that the dog was not crazy, but had become a spirit with intelligence and bit her to death.

Later, after being adopted by Jiang Li, he found out that this woman was Jiang Li's high school classmate.

Jiang Li said that when he arrived at the store, it was too late and she had already died.

Thinking of Jiang Li's lonely and self-blaming look when he talked about this matter, the calico cat knew that this woman was Jiang Li's important friend.

This woman was also a knot in Jiang Li's heart. Jiang Li blamed himself for not rushing to the store earlier.

"Forget it. I'm back today, so I'll show mercy and save you too."

But then again.

I have never seen that dog demon in my previous life, and there is no photo of that dog in the news. How can I determine which dog it is?

Inside the store, a 24-year-old woman stood up.

The woman was wearing a white coat, and underneath it was a gray hip-hugging sweater. The length of the sweater just reached her thighs. The huge sweater was propped up by her thighs, and together with her perky hips, it formed a graceful curve. Her long hair was tied into a ponytail on the side of her shoulder, and she wore a pair of glasses. Her snow-white skin was as delicate as a baby's.

She was only 24 years old and a virgin, but she had the gentleness of a married woman.

Lin Shanshan pushed up her glasses and looked at Jiang Li, who was holding a cat, in surprise: "You? Keeping a cat?"

Jiang Li smiled and said, "Don't underestimate this cat. It can do a backflip!"

Lin Shanshan: “???”

Jiang Li put the calico cat on the ground: "Come, turn one over for this big sister."

The calico cat turned its head.

Damn Jiang Li!
You actually want me to please this human woman? Don't even think about it!
"Turn over one, or you won't be able to go to bed today." Jiang Li threatened, not sure if it could understand him, but it was fun anyway.

Unexpectedly, the calico cat meowed angrily, then kicked its legs and landed safely in a 360-degree turn in the air.

Jiang Li stood up and said to Lin Shanshan proudly, "See, I told you it could do a backflip."

(End of this chapter)