The pork butcher is smoother than a pig butcher!

Chapter 219: A Useless Snack's Desert Survival Story (Part 1)
On the road from the border town to Huaiqing Prefecture.

From inside a carriage came the heart-wrenching cries of a child.

The baby, who had been behaving well all afternoon, was hungry!

Ever since her mother returned from her business trip, she has been drinking delicious breast milk again.

After eating some lamb last time, the little guy didn't experience any stomach discomfort whatsoever.

After that, she would occasionally get a few spoonfuls of her maternal grandmother's stewed, tender mutton and porridge.

Five-month-old babies have officially entered the stage of complementary food.

After starting to eat complementary foods, her appetite improved and increased.

This is not.

It's time for today's meal!
I waited and waited, but the fragrant rice didn't arrive, and the fragrant minced meat paste didn't come either.

The little guy was unhappy.

How can we delay the child's mealtime?
"Waaaaah. Waaaaah!"

He cried with such force and energy that it was deafening.

Only then did the baby-faced playboy realize that the baby in his hands was indeed a normal baby.

They won't listen to coaxing.

Can't be scared!
Once she starts crying, it just won't stop.

The servant reminded his master that the baby was probably hungry, as so-and-so's child cried this loudly when he wanted milk.

The milk powder contributed by the eldest son of the Marquis's mansion came in handy at this time.

However, the water in their water bladders was cold.

Milk diluted with cold water has a strong fishy smell.

The little thing sniffed the aroma, then kept its mouth tightly shut.

You hold the soup spoon to her lips, and she quickly turns her head to the other side.

He practiced what he preached and refused to drink milk.

In the end, she cried until her fair and tender face looked like a monkey's bottom.

Those thick, long eyelashes were stuck together by tears.

Even strangers would feel heartbroken and tear up when they saw the child looking so pitiful.

The baby-faced playboy, who had been taking care of the child for more than two hours, was even more flustered and didn't know what to do.

His face flushed red, he asked his personal servant:

"What should we do? What should we do? You guys have to come up with something for me! If she keeps crying like this, her little voice will go hoarse!"

"Second Young Master, we're not married yet! If all else fails, we can hire a wet nurse for her in the next town!"

"That's right! We can also hire a wet nurse! You guys should find one for me, one that's good-looking and clean."

Before the baby-faced playboy could finish speaking, the carriage door was pulled off from the outside.

Looking into the light outside the car door, he seemed to see a fairy.

Then, he and his personal servant both fainted from the pain.

The baby in his arms, who had been crying incessantly just moments before, suddenly stopped crying.

Before he passed out, he seemed to have grasped something.

Hey, the beautiful woman and the baby look so alike! That explains why I like the baby more and more the more I look at her.
The baby was finally back in the familiar, fragrant embrace.

She looked aggrieved and started sobbing.

Crying is really tiring.

The more I cry, the hungrier I get!
Holding her daughter, whom she had lost and then found again, Gan Minglan finally managed to calm the turbulent emotions she had experienced on the way there.

During the months of pregnancy, the mother and daughter had already established a connection using their special abilities.

This is my own child!

How could I not love her?

It seems that from now on, apart from going to the battlefield, Yuanyuan will have no choice but to follow her.

As for those spoiled brats who dared to come and snatch her daughter, Gan Minglan decided to teach them a lesson they would never forget.
Night falls.

Inside the General's Mansion. The dissolute young men with broken arms and legs drank a large bowl of calming soup and finally drifted off to sleep.

Deputy Commander Xiong was begged by a servant in the General's Mansion, so he had no choice but to take a military doctor who was skilled in bone setting with him to the General's Mansion.

How painful it is when bones are broken.

The process of setting bones is also quite similar.

Two rounds of torture are something most people can't endure.

The howling and wailing lasted all afternoon, almost turning the General's Mansion upside down.

After the young masters fell asleep, the servants who attended to them also couldn't stay awake any longer and fell asleep at the end of the kang (a heated brick bed).

A short while later, a dark figure entered the guest rooms.

The wounded lying in bed then disappeared from the General's Mansion, including Zhao Rui, the eldest son of the Marquis's family.

The calming decoction prescribed by the military doctor was quite effective.

When Zhao Rui and the others were awakened by the cold, the sky was already bright enough to see their surroundings clearly.

They just thought they were dreaming.

In a dream.

There is a vast, boundless desert.

There were also a bunch of fat, big-eared prairie rats, and the silver-furred one in the lead looked particularly familiar.

This dream felt so real!
"Ahhh! Wang Lao Er, didn't you go back to Huaiqing Prefecture before us? What are you doing here! How come your arms and legs are broken?"

"Oh my god! How did we end up in the desert?!"

Someone started shouting, "Ah-wah!"

The spoiled brats looked at each other.

We finally realized that things were in serious trouble!

They were thrown into the desert overnight!

This is outright murder!
Or let them fend for themselves!
In the stories told by storytellers in teahouses and restaurants, desert bandits make up a large proportion.

The more I loved listening to it before, the more terrified I am now.

The baby-faced boy dragged his broken right leg and right hand, his face contorted in a grimace.
"That beauty! She must have done this! Ang was knocked unconscious by her halfway there, and he saw her face before he passed out!"

"Wang Lao Er, you caused trouble all by yourself, and we've all been dragged down with you! You keep calling her a great beauty, but I think she's a vicious woman with a heart of stone!"

"There's no point in scolding him now. Everyone, quickly look around and see if you can find anything useful!"

"What do we do? What do we do? We've searched the whole area but we can't find a single piece of bread, a water pouch, or a spare piece of clothing. How are we going to get out of this desert?!"

"Waaaah, I'm so scared! What if we run into the Tatars? Will they think we're sheep and eat us? And what about those bandits? If they cut off my thumb and take me back to Huaiqing Prefecture, will my parents even recognize me?"

"Pah! Bad luck, bad luck!"

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Each of them has a noble title waiting for them to inherit in their family. How could they possibly wait to die in the desert?

go out!

We must get out there!
Driven by this belief, this group of useless fools began to discern the direction and search for a way out.

King Atu watched them, spinning around in circles.

The owner almost skinned it because it was having a moment of pleasure with its younger brother, which almost led to the family's cubs being stolen.

The kind master gave the king a chance to redeem himself through meritorious service.

What opportunity?

It was put to guard these two-legged creatures.

We must make sure they eat sand in the desert for a month before they go out.

Its owner gave this mission a very nice name: "The Desert Survival Diary of Useless Snack".

It used to love watching survival shows on TV in its past life.

But will these useless idiots even survive an episode?

(End of this chapter)