Hong Kong Variety Show: A Hard Start for Chen Haonan

Chapter 16 Stand up and kick!

At this moment, he suddenly thought of a movie, which seemed to be called "The Legendary Thief". He could not remember the overall plot of the movie very clearly.

But there is one scene that he still remembers vividly.

This group of beautiful female thieves teamed up with a male technician to steal something, but in order to open the last door where the thing was kept, one person needed to hold the temperature-sensing door handle with both hands to open the door. After the others entered, this person could not move either. If they moved at all, the people inside would be locked in.

So in order to get the thing, one of the beautiful thieves was asked to hold it, and the other beautiful thieves went in. Then the male technician who had long coveted the beautiful thief holding the handle came behind the beautiful thief.

"I'm coming." Li Ang also came behind Xixili.

The masculine scent sprayed on her delicate neck.

next second.

Xixili's eyes widened and her body stiffened slightly.

……

In the corridor, Chen Haonan and Shan Ji were puffing away at cigarettes. While smoking, they looked at the door of a certain room with interest. They were not deaf, so they naturally heard the noise at the door.

But since they had nothing to do, they just watched the show here on purpose to mess with the mentality of the couple.

This is also the outbreak of their bad taste.

Originally, they thought that with the two of them being there, the other couple would definitely not be able to bear it and would roll back to bed in shame in a while, but they really underestimated the couple.

Snap! The two of them had no idea how many cigarettes they had smoked. With a snap, the cigarette in Shanji's hand fell to the ground after his fingers trembled for a while. He was completely stunned.

Impossible, absolutely impossible. These two have been here for such a long time, and they haven't stopped yet.

But one minute is clearly the limit for humans.

……

I don’t know how long it took.

Xixili opened her eyes numbly. She had just woken up, so her eyes looked empty and her mind was wandering. But gradually, she began to remember what happened last night. It was ridiculous. It was truly absurd.

She couldn't help but grit her teeth.

Last night, that bastard transformed into the Little Prince of Idioms.

First there is the coarse within the fine, then there is a long and steady flow, and finally, the coarse contains the fine.

Now, she felt that her slender waist was about to fall apart.

Li Ang drowsily opened his eyes, his whole body lost in thought. Xixili noticed him and gnashed his teeth even more. "That bastard looked like he slept well last night."

"You bastard!!!!"

Then, Xixili was dumbfounded, because those words were not said by her, but by... Li Ang???
"You deceived me." After coming to his senses, Li Ang lit a cigarette and said with a sad face, "You said you no longer have the golden pig, but that's not true."

Now he came to his senses. Based on his experience last night, things were not at all as Xixili said.

If I had to describe the initial feeling in one word, it would be...

Pressing harder and harder.

If I were to put it in one sentence, Li Ang would say, damn, the nickname of "Big Boss Little B" should belong to her.

"You, you, you..." Xixili was stunned. She had seen shameless people, but she had never seen someone so shameless. The other party had taken advantage of her for a whole night, and now he was turning the tables and saying that he had cheated her.

What made her even more unacceptable was that she observed the other person's expression and found that when he said this, he didn't have an expression of being ungrateful, but that he really thought so.

……

Li Ang was speechless at this moment.

He blew out a puff of smoke from his mouth.

He hated being lied to the most. He sneered sadly. He really had been hunting geese all day and had his eyes pecked by geese.

Damn it, when he heard Xixili talking about the Guanyin tui cart and the old man sitting on the lotus yesterday, he thought it was some new knowledge point. But now he realized that the other party was just fooling him, and even said the words wrong.

The more he thought about it, the angrier Li Ang became.

Why do you always lie to me?

You said that the other person lost her virginity, but even though she lost her virginity, you were deceived.

Li Ang became more and more angry, so he started to imitate Liang Kun.

Xixili naturally refused to obey, "Don't even think about it."

Then Li Ang said, "You don't want your sisters to know that you have never had any experience with a man, do you?"

Immediately, Xixili's body shook, and she looked at Li Ang in disbelief. This bastard is threatening me.

People of Xixili's age are very concerned about their reputation, so for some unknown reason, she...

……

"Mmmm." Xixili covered her mouth and ran to the bathroom.

"Don't worry, I won't hold you responsible." Li Ang's voice came from behind her.

Hearing this, Xixili's eyes widened and she stopped running to the bathroom. She turned around in disbelief and pointed at Li Ang and started to groan.

If there wasn't something in her mouth, what she would say would be extremely dirty.

……

The room that Chen Haonan and others booked was right next door.

At this moment, Chen Haonan looked at the ceiling. He and Shan Ji listened to it almost all night yesterday.

"What a beast." Datianer and a few others also woke up. They were indeed drunk last night, but they were woken up by the noise next door in the middle of the night. They all had dark circles under their eyes, and the men's self-confidence was also shattered.

Chen Haonan, Shan Ji, Da Tian and others checked out and left in disgrace.

……

Xixili has a strong ability to adapt. At this moment, she is lying on Li Ang's chest. Anyway, she has suffered a loss, so what else can she do?

"You have to promise me one thing." She remembered her original plan. At that time, she wanted to coax Li Ang so that when the person whose car she stole came to her house in the future, he could pretend to be a gang leader to support her.

"I stole a car some time ago..."

She told the story.

"Don't worry, I will protect you. If anyone tries to trouble you, they'll have to walk over my dead body." She had expected Li Ang to respond like this, but instead she heard, "In other words, I now know two of your secrets. You'll have to be obedient and behave yourself from now on, otherwise you'll understand."

Xixili was stunned, staring at Li Ang in a daze. Then she gritted her teeth again. If eyes could kill, then Li Ang would have been torn to pieces by his gaze. After this, she felt like she had used up all the gnashing of teeth in her life.

Before, Li Ang said that he was a gangster from a glorious society. She didn’t believe it at that time, but now she felt that the other party...wasn’t right. Even gangsters were not as shameless as this bastard.

"What are you doing?" Xixili suddenly asked, because Li Ang had already stood up and started to put on his clothes.

"What are you doing? Of course I'm buying medicine for you." Li Ang said while putting on his clothes.

"Really?" Xixili felt the pain in her body, especially in a certain unspeakable part. She was inexplicably moved. This bastard still had some conscience. "But why did you take money from my wallet?"

"Instead of using your Hong Kong paper to heal your injuries, why do you need my Hong Kong paper?" Li Ang said as a matter of course, then raised his hand and grabbed a pillow that was thrown at him with small particles.

"You bastard." Xixili cursed, and then asked in surprise: "What are you doing with my stockings?"

She saw Li Ang put her stockings into his pocket very naturally.

"Professional habit." Li Ang said.

"You're a pervert." Xixili grabbed Li Ang's arm and bit it fiercely. Li Ang quickly grabbed the other person's dog mouth and said, "You are a dog."

After finally pulling the tiny grains apart, two shallow rows of teeth marks were left on his arm. Li Ang had thick skin and didn't feel anything.

But the fine grains were very happy.

Because when she saw the two rows of teeth marks, she finally felt the pleasure of taking revenge on the other person.

"Damn, to make up for it, next time you play Zhao Min and I'll play Zhang Wuji." Li Ang took the opportunity to make a request. He remembered that the actor who played Xixili also played Zhao Min in a certain version of "The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber".

"I play a big-headed ghost." Xixili was speechless for a while. She gritted her teeth and really wanted to bite the other person to death.

However, what she didn't realize was that deep down, she wasn't angry at all, just slightly resentful. This was evident from the fact that she didn't stop Li Ang from using her money to buy medicine. Even the playful banter between her and Li Ang was akin to flirting.

This fully illustrates a point: what Zhang Ailing said is correct.

"Let's go." Li Ang waved his hand and said.

"You won't not come back, will you?" Xixili said worriedly. After all, Li Ang was her first man, and at this moment, she felt a little insecure.

"I don't like lying like you do." Li Ang said.

Hearing this, Xixili immediately gritted her teeth. Why is this guy so irritating?

Creak! Li Ang closed the door and touched the stockings in his pocket.
An inexplicable thought came to his mind: Damn, there are too many stockings, but too few brothers to use. At most, there are only Gao Gang and Zhang Lang.

……

……

Li Ang found a nearby pharmacy, bought some medicine, and also bought breakfast. Yes, he was so considerate, and of course he spent his money very carefully.

With a bang, Li Ang felt someone hit him from behind, and then he heard a cry of pain.

Li Ang looked back and the first thing he saw was a pair of long legs. His eyes subconsciously stayed on the long legs for a few seconds, and then he took a breath, because even with his sharp eyes, he could hardly find any flaws on the long legs.

It would be a shame not to stand up and kick such a beautiful pair of legs.

Then, Li Ang's gaze followed the pair of beautiful legs and saw a beautiful girl sitting on the ground.

……

Zhou Wenli is a highly motivated person, working one job during the day and another at night. Her biggest hobby is saving money, which is why she dislikes Zhang Lang, who is no longer technically her boyfriend. In fact, although they haven't broken up yet, she no longer has much feelings for him.

Today she worked the night shift at the Jundu Hotel. Her head was dizzy, but she finally made it to the time for her shift change.

Then, she went out to buy a breakfast, planning to eat breakfast, then find a room in the hotel, take a nap, and then go to work.

But he didn't expect that while walking in a daze, he suddenly bumped into something hard.

When she came to her senses, she realized what she had bumped into. She had actually bumped into a man's back.

"Excuse me, miss. Are you okay?" The handsome guy she bumped into squatted down with concern and said to her in a gentle tone, "I happen to have some medicine here."

Hearing this, Zhou Wenli subconsciously looked at the medicine in the other person's hand.

The other party seemed to have bought several kinds of medicine. Suddenly, her eyes stopped on a medicine in his hand. If she remembered correctly, it should be a medicine for treating mental illness, right?

She was a little dumbfounded.

Li Ang followed Zhou Wenli's gaze towards the plastic bag of medicine in his hand. "Oh, I bought the wrong one. Don't you think I look crazy?"

Zhou Wenli was amused by the other party.

Li Ang helped Zhou Wenli to the side and said, "Let me apply some medicine on you."

"Oh, okay." Zhou Wenli originally wanted to refuse, after all, she didn't know the other person at all. But before she could say the words of refusal, her sprained leg wrapped in stockings was picked up by the other person and he started to take off the stockings for her.

Zhou Wenli’s thinking was not about one-piece stockings, but about being able to take one piece off separately.

She felt that the other person was too skilled in taking off her stockings, but before she could think about it, the other person had already started applying medicine for bruises and injuries and started to massage her.

She didn't know if it was an illusion, but she felt that the pain in her ankle had been relieved a lot under the other party's gentle manipulation.

"Thank you so much. I was the one who bumped into you, but I still need you to apply medicine for me." Zhou Wenli said a little embarrassedly.

"This is what I should do. After all, it's my responsibility." Li Ang didn't even raise his head as he meticulously tweaked Zhou Wenli's feet. "My name is Li Ang."

"Oh." Zhou Wenli was stunned for a moment, then instinctively introduced herself: "My name is Zhou Wenli."

The two chatted idly, and Zhou Wenli was bored and could only look at the other person. She noticed that when the other person was chatting with her, he didn't even raise his head, but was concentrating on massaging her feet. She had heard a saying that men who work seriously are the most handsome, and she now felt that this was indeed true.

Men like to look at beautiful women, and women also like to look at handsome men. Zhou Wenli looked at Li Ang with admiration, feeling very pleased. She couldn't help but feel that she was in a good mood at the beginning of the day, with a smile on her lips. This gentleman is really a good person.

But after a while, she felt something strange when she saw Li Ang still twisting her foot: "Sir, I'm fine now."

"Is it okay?" Li Ang looked up and asked. He had been doing good deeds and helping people cure their illnesses, and he had forgotten the time.

Zhou Wenli stood up and felt only a little pain, no big problem, so she nodded to indicate that it was okay.

Li Ang is gone.

Looking at Li Ang's back, Zhou Wenli felt that she had a good impression of this man she met for the first time. At least he was very polite and did not take the opportunity to pester her.

She is not narcissistic, but she is quite confident about her appearance, because she is often approached by people on the street, and some even pursue her relentlessly.

But this gentleman was different. He only exchanged names with her, contact information, and found out where she worked.

Suddenly, Zhou Wenli was stunned for a moment, and then she reacted.

I actually told the other person so much information about myself.

She lowered her head and thought, unconsciously looking at her sprained foot, her eyes moving upwards.

Then, his gaze froze.

All I saw was a long white leg exposed to the air.

"Where are my stockings?"

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